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Kidnapped midget with downe syndrome
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| Mofo User Info... |  Hi everyone! My name is Kym. So apparently I’m today’s guest writer. I’m sitting here at work talking to Jon on MSN and I shared a story with him that he insisted I write up on here. So here goes.. So my friend was telling me something that happened to his brother and his brother’s friends. His brother and his friends were all hanging out one night, and they decided to go to the bar to grab some drinks. They all agreed, except for one of the guys.. lets call him “Gene”.. Gene wanted to stay at the house and do a couple hits of Acid while they went out to grab drinks. So the guys decided to go grab a couple quick drinks at the bar then return to the house to drink more and hang out with Gene. So they come back from the bar, and they see Gene sitting in the corner of a couch, scared as fuck, freaking out to himself. “Wow Gene is fucked up and trippin’ hard” they all thought.. they ask him why he’s so scared.. and Gene proceeds to tell them about his night. “I felt like walking, so I walked to the cornerstore. Then out of nowhere, this garden gnome comes and attacks me! So I tackled that motherfucker and I grabbed him and I ran home with him in my arms and I locked him in the closet… and he’s been making lots of weird noises ever since!!” The guys all laugh.. they just think the acid has really fucked him up.. but Gene insists that they go check the closet. So they go to the closet, open it up and…….. Lo and behold.. There’s a midget with downe syndrome locked in the closet. Yeah.. fucked up eh? But wait, it gets better.. At this point, they’re all freaking out. Their friend who’s high on acid hallucinated a garden gnome attacked him, and has kidnapped a handicapped person off the streets. The midget was severely retarded, he couldn’t talk or comprehend much, so they decided to call the cops and fabricate the story a bit. “Uhh hi 911? We found a disabled midget near our house, and we think he’s lost” So the cops come.. and apparently the midget’s family put out a reward for him cuz he had been missing for a couple days now. The reward was $3,000. So in the end.. the guys got the 3 grand reward. Moral of the story? Well I’m not quite sure what the moral is, but this is by far one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard. I had to pass it along. - Wed, 7 Mar 2007 10:22am | ||
| jackass User Info... | always a good resource for urban myths... http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/closet.asp - Wed, 7 Mar 2007 12:47pm | ||
| Mofo User Info... | well, that quickly dispelled that little story, thanks...I had a funny feeling that was the case...maybe I can make it a real story,....must find midget with downe syndrome to kidnap...heheh - Wed, 7 Mar 2007 1:05pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | I swear I saw a u.f.o. on acid one night when I was 15. I had fellow trippers with me to verify my story. We even phoned the RCMP for lack of knowing who else to phone. They thought it was a prank and threatened to arrest us. So who do you phone if you see a u.f.o.? - Wed, 7 Mar 2007 2:20pm | ||
| sue User Info... | Haven't you been paying attention TC? You'd call Jeff from the Perish! - Thu, 8 Mar 2007 6:30am | ||
| jackass User Info... | you called the cops about a UFO while you were on acid?!?!?! wow. - Thu, 8 Mar 2007 8:42am Edited: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 8:43am | ||
| Leo Bondage User Info... | thats the best strot i've ever read hahaha - Sat, 10 Mar 2007 9:36am | ||
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