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Q: What do you get when you hit a baby in the head with a bat?
| Message Board > General Chitchat > Q: What do you get when you hit a baby in the head with a bat? |
| Dead Baby Jokes | A: An erection. - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 5:47pm | ||
| RSBF | okay, which one of you is this? Erik, Tommy? Jer? - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 6:01pm | ||
| Anonymous | YOU - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 6:31pm | ||
| Dan Barker User Info... | whats small red and screams? a skinned baby in a bag of salt hahah - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 9:18pm | ||
| Anonymous | I would still be in the music business, if it wasn't for musicians - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 9:59pm | ||
| lily_liquor | How mant babies does it take to paint a wall? One if you throw it REALLY hard - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 10:16pm | ||
| Matt D. | Not technically a dead baby joke, but... How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor. - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 10:35pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | Whats red, goes a hundred miles an hour and screams? A baby in a blender. - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 11:16pm | ||
| Choad | Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock.......you cant fuck a rock - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 11:29pm | ||
| Choad | whats better then a bunch of dead babies in lots of garbage cans??????? one dead baby in lots of garbage cans - Thu, 13 Feb 2003 11:30pm | ||
| Zippgunn User Info... | What's easier to unload; a dumptruck full of bowling balls or a dumptruck full of dead babies. The dead babies coz then you can use a pitchfork - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 12:32am | ||
| Dave User Info... | Whats better than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 dead trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 dead trees How do you get a dead baby into a blender? turn it on Whats the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 12:52am | ||
| Dave User Info... | i know more, i just cant remember them now - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 12:55am | ||
| Dead Baby Jokes | Q: What's grosser than a garbage can full of dead babies? A: A garbage can full of dead babies with a live one at the bottom trying to eat its way out. - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 1:29am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | NICE!!!!!!!!!! - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 1:33am | ||
| Baby Bitch | What is the first thing Micheal Jackson does after sex? He puts the diaper back on. - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 3:48am | ||
| Lauren User Info... | What's pink and bubbly and kicks and screams? A baby in a microwave. - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 9:35am | ||
| Anonymous | you all seriously make me sick - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 9:37am | ||
| Myka User Info... | So, I'm in the woods... making out with this girl and she says "my friends say that you're a pedophile." and I say "holy shit! that's a big word for a three year old." oh, and the peeled baby rolled in salt is red, white and screams. what's blue and smokes in the corner of the living room? a baby chewing on an electrical cord. what's green and just sits in the corner of the living room? same baby - three weeks later. What's 12 inches long, blue and makes women scream? crib death. Ohhh.... and not really a dead baby joke, but one of my personal favs. What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim. Hahahahahahahahaha!! - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 12:38pm | ||
| jrummer | How do fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender!! How do get'em out? NACHOS!!!! - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 12:50pm | ||
| Tom | I tell these jokes all the time to people at old folks homes. Only a few have restraining orders, it's great! lol guys! - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 1:10pm | ||
| Anonymous | whats worse than nailing a baby to a tree? ripping it off. - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 1:20pm | ||
| Anonymous | not quite a baby joke but here goes: how do you know it's bedtime at michael jackson's house? when the big hand touches the little hand. - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 1:21pm | ||
| Dead Baby Jokes | Q: What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion. - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 6:17pm | ||
| Brett | WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ORANGE AND A BABY? YOU DON'T CUM INSIDE AN ORANGE BEFORE YOU EAT IT - Fri, 14 Feb 2003 6:34pm | ||
| Zippgunn User Info... | What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail? "I feel like a kid again". - Sat, 15 Feb 2003 2:26am | ||
| Montana | You guys think this shit is funny? - Sat, 15 Feb 2003 11:29am | ||
| Anonymous | amongst other things obviously, ya retard! - Sat, 15 Feb 2003 12:56pm | ||
| Montana | Oh, hey big guy, sorry for not seeing the humor in raping a baby, and smashing it over the head with a bat. - Sat, 15 Feb 2003 1:52pm | ||
| Dead Baby Jokes | Fair enough. Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie? A: It was rated "Arrrr" - Sat, 15 Feb 2003 2:01pm | ||
| kyla | hehe i just have to add to this: Q what's red and shrinks in front of a mirror? A a baby combing his head with a potato peeler. Q what's blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A a baby with slashed floaties Q how do you make a dead baby float? A take your foot off it's head Q why did the baby cross the road? A it was stapled to the chicken! and finally..... Q what goes plop plop, fizz fizz? A twins in an acid bath I have WAYYYY tooo much time on my hands - Sat, 15 Feb 2003 11:21pm | ||
| Anonymous | hey montana, why don't you fucking live a little, if this shit actually bothers you, you must have no real problems - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 12:29am | ||
| Andy o' m g k User Info... | what black and blue and doesn't like sex? The baby in my closet - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 2:17am | ||
| Anonymous | Montana, maybe you're right. everytime any of us get an "inappropriate" thought the right thing to do is put in our earplugs cover our eyes and most important duct tape our mouths and stay that way til we see the light! give us some advice, is that what you do??? - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 12:16pm | ||
| wronskian | i like the homesick abortion one. it conjures up creeepy mental images. - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 1:13pm | ||
| thedeadlakes User Info... | Whats red and white and taps on glass? Baby in a microwave. How do you get a baby into a beer mug? blender - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 1:23pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | What's pink, 12 inches long, and makes a grown woman cry? - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 1:23pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Crib Death. - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 1:24pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Nice Myka. - Sun, 16 Feb 2003 1:24pm | ||
| SentencedtoBurn User Info... | A pedophile and a young boy are walking through the woods late at night when the young boy says "Holy shit its dark in here, I'm scared". The pedophile retorts "You're scared, I gotta find my way out of here alone." - Mon, 17 Feb 2003 4:45pm | ||
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