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Jay brown has a very smaaaaaallll penis
| Message Board > General Chitchat > Jay brown has a very smaaaaaallll penis |
| hehehe | hey guys, you all know jay brown, drummer fer a lotta fuckin punk bands like AWT housgal and whatnot. well i hear he has a small small penis. My source is extremely reliable. his cock is almost 5 in long. closer to 4 an a half actually. the reason i know this is cause we are close. he's actually my bitch. i bend his bitch ass over on a regular basis. sometimes i tie him up and whip him. he"s very veeeeeery submissive. by that i mean submissive with a small penis. yeah thats right you heard me. smmaaall penis. small. smallsmall. hey jay-if you ever read this, FUCK YOU. what're you gonna do about it? get a penis enlarger thats what yer gonna do. Cuz wwwoooooooooeeeeee is it ever tiny. - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 9:23pm | ||
| ur an idiot | it"s hoosegow you fuckin moron. And yeah jay does have a tiny, tiny cock - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 9:37pm | ||
| Anonymous | Uh-oh......five inches is small? - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 9:39pm | ||
| Anonymous | why do we always have to talk about Jay's cock??? - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 9:40pm | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | We've heard, we've heard...but you know first hand.... hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 9:55pm | ||
| Anonymous | ...I guess you choke on small bones then? - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 10:17pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | hahaha, thats the beauty of it. I've never said I have a big cock. I'm a firm believer that you should always tell a girl you have a really small cock, and that you only last about two minutes. That way if it's an inch longer that you said and you last three minutes she'll be impressed. I'm good for at least five inches if I dont pick off all the scabs first................... and maybe four minutes if I'm drunk. - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 10:48pm | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | good comeback jay...honesty will get you almost everywhere. - Sun, 19 Jan 2003 11:27pm | ||
| harley User Info... | Alright, I was going to say something but honestly I don't think I can touch the scab comment. - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 10:12am | ||
| Anonymous | no pun intended hey harley? - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 10:50am | ||
| jay brown User Info... | Aw harley, I was hoping for something a little more interesting out of you.......... - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 2:24pm | ||
| harley User Info... | Really, like what??? Anyways I can handle the small penis you'll just have to make up for it in other ways baby ;) - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 4:26pm | ||
| Anonymous | i like to think of my penal scabs as "ribbed for her pleasure" - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 4:49pm | ||
| harley User Info... | k, so getting turned off now. - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 5:24pm | ||
| Grave Spinner | - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 7:10pm | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | Christ on a pogo-fix ahaaaahaaa!! Funny stuff. - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 8:46pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Too cool. Go Jesus go!! Ride it like ya mean it!! Silly Jesus. - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 8:54pm | ||
| kyla | or you can pick 'em off for lube au naturel - Mon, 20 Jan 2003 11:04pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Now, I'm a little confused, I thought all Rock Stars where hung like donkeys......oh wait, I see.....he's the drummer! - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:15am | ||
| Grave Spinner | Its Jesus on an upside down cross. - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 12:22pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | I love this, I've got a big mouth, a shitty attitude and a small cock and people still write about me. Big fish ,small pond, aint life grand. - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 4:42pm | ||
| Masturbating The War God User Info... | Ah, best album cover ever, Fuck me Jesus! - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 4:45pm | ||
| Anonymous | try-hard. - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 6:19pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | you said hard.......... it's like you were thinking about my cock but you just didnt want to come right out and say it. It's o.k. It may not be the biggest tool in my belt but it's definitely the prettiest........ - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 8:05pm | ||
| S.V. | I really dig that hopping Jebus...where can I find that little gem?? - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 8:59pm | ||
| Anonymous | jay brown is charlie browns brother and both their dicks are the size of a bic lighter.to bad smally boys.maby you should have been girls - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 9:19pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | Oh my god!!!!!! Born a girl!!!!!! Fucking hell, I would never leave my house again. I'd buy a wall length mirror and a big bottle of lube and that would be the last the world saw of jay brown. Well maybe a video camera too, so that I could beat off while watching videos of myself beating off. - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:10pm | ||
| harley User Info... | Your so bad. Tell me again why the girls love you??? I'm only kidding, I do to for some odd reason that can't be explained. - Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:18pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | It's my charismatic appeal and my stunning good looks..... stop looking at my cock. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 10:07pm | ||
| clydeburnside | it reminds me of a peanut, only smaller. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 10:12pm | ||
| Troutbreath | A girlfriend of mine was in a bar and this guy at a table ask her to come and sit on his face. She walked over looked him sweetly in the eye and said: "Why, is your nose bigger than your cock?" That wasn't you was it ,Jay?" - Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:30am | ||
| harley User Info... | Hmmm, you only wish and dream I was looking baby! - Fri, 24 Jan 2003 2:39am | ||
| jay brown User Info... | Well it could of been, I honestly havent got a clue. I've been known ocassionally to let my mouth go off before my mind has a chance to catch up. - Sat, 25 Jan 2003 4:09am | ||
| jenbyrd | Hey Jay , remember the CHAOS COMICS "Who hasnt slept with Jay Brown Club" thats what this thread reminds me of aaaahahahaha and there was only 3-4 girls in the chairs - Sat, 25 Jan 2003 2:24pm | ||
| markus User Info... | hahah, yeah where the solo ug chick is sitting in the middle of the hall by herself! holy memory road - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 2:00pm | ||
| {}{} User Info... | SV all ya gotta do is right click and save it in your files Then you will always have a hopping Jesus of your own - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 2:26pm | ||
| Randy Chaos | ha ha.. I remember that CHAOS COMIX "girls who haven't slept with Jay Brown" comic. For some strange reason that one really struck a chord with people in Victoria. Fuck those are funny comics!!! The funny thing is Jay told me that particular comic actually STOPPED him from getting laid once! ha ha. - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 9:54pm | ||
| Anonymous | then it was all worth while. - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 10:03pm | ||
| Randy Chaos | And they say Chaos Comix don't do any good for society. Well there's the proof. - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 10:04pm | ||
| jenbyrd | ya i was in one of those comics shesh 'how to enhance your tits' or something like that, it all started with a purce i got when i was in the states...and i told randy not to print it, and lo there it is in the next issue. or hey remember the show your tits for free comix jen - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 11:17pm | ||
| Randy Chaos | Was that you with the "I blew Randy" shirt? - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 12:39am | ||
| Randy Chaos | Oh yeah, and please do remember to show your tits for free Chaos Comix! - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 12:41am | ||
| jenbyrd | nooo i dint have that shirt..... hmmmmm i was just the lil punker girl (Jen) from the last 12 years or so.... im just gonna make a chaos comix thread - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 11:14am | ||
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