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cadaverus
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I use google alot as a vehicle to find web design tips and such - sometimes I have to "translate" the page to find out certain things - most of the time I am able to get the gist of what is being said - then there are days like today. This was from a chinese message board site that google found about importing flash movie clips into other movie clips. I have no idea what the fucks being said here, but I couldnt stop laughing. Im guessing it has something to do with flash web design.... Here are some excerpts from my findings.

"If the case which roasts it does not know, it is audible in the sound which is the summer solstice language in the language which is the outside eldest brother."

"To be like this the bedspread green onion eye bandage which is the possibility becoming."


"The pack will come out, it will hang with it is forecast. (where it gets peeled off but.."

"The pizza which it enjoys together hes.... sees only the one person it will enjoy nine.."

"Muscle place recent game frigidity 90000 bedspreads OTL which inside crawl especially with a clang "

"Cranking to the child whom it does tries to ask awareness..
All crank methods toy is interception with the blacklist.. Magnificently difficult your bedspread.."

as soon as I saw "Magnificently difficult your bedspread", I knew my problem could not be answered here.. - Mon, 11 Apr 2005 5:17pm
XY-SUP
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Sir Google, you have to much time on your hands motherfucker besides masturbation ! - Mon, 11 Apr 2005 6:03pm
cooper
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http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php - Mon, 11 Apr 2005 11:54pm
Mi*coll*
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Classic, man. - Wed, 13 Apr 2005 3:30pm
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