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Dr.DoomXXX
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.....you're in for a kick in the grapes. About a year and a half ago I went to the dogs ear and had a shirt made that said "got milf?" and when I was waiting in line for a movie a couple nights ago I saw this dude running down the street with a shirt that was a total rip off of mine. It was obvious that he didn't go have a shirt like mine made, but some one else has decided to cash in on my idea and market these fucking things and when I find out who I'm gonna kick 'im in the nards so hard it's gonna take a sonagram to find out how far in they're burried. - Tue, 6 Jul 2004 6:17pm
Nik Olaz
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KVLT - Tue, 6 Jul 2004 6:30pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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O.K., I've seen that "KVLT" thing a few times and I have asked a couple dozen people what it is and no one knows.

Nik Olaz, could you or somebody please enlighten us? - Tue, 6 Jul 2004 7:19pm
Ty Stranglehold
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Did you copyright it? I didn't think so.

Even if you did, it wouldn't make a lick of difference since all that can be served for a first offence is a "cease and desist" order.


BTW, the band The Nobodys were saying that back in 99. - Tue, 6 Jul 2004 8:56pm
cream
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ummmm ummmm good! - Tue, 6 Jul 2004 9:31pm
Masturbating The War God
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kvlt = tr00 kvlt! - Tue, 6 Jul 2004 9:50pm
ROSS B AY
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Tyler you simp. I don't think anyone is talking about legal action here, if you're picking up what I'm laying down..... - Tue, 6 Jul 2004 10:40pm
D�d[]Sanger
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You don't know what kvlt is ???

Jeeez!

How un-necrophalic of you! - Wed, 7 Jul 2004 1:12am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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What perturbs me is the spelling of the "Bonerfied Cougar Hunter" shirt. Aaaa that Jordan. - Wed, 7 Jul 2004 8:14am
Dr.DoomXXX
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I know, I told them "Boner-fied cougar hunter" and that stupid fucking colledge student thought he was being all smart and correcting my spelling. "bonnified" is not catchy and that's probably what kept Jordan from banging any cougars. - Wed, 7 Jul 2004 3:03pm
Nik Olaz
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how to be KVLT:
- make sure you're albums are in print of only 5 1/2 copies. and make sure theyre only 7' ep's
- wear bullets, not the bullet belt. just bullets.
- never ever ever ever take off your corpsepaint for anything. in fact get it tattooed all over your body.
- sodomize goats.
- never ever use the internet. ever.
I am not kvlt. - Wed, 7 Jul 2004 4:05pm
The Other Nick
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also,

- make sure to go back and sharpie corpsepaint onto all your old baby photos to show that you were kvlt even when you 2 yrs old
- the only kvlt way to eat breakfast is to cut your eggo waffles into cross shapes before you eat them. having maple syrup dribble out your snarling mouth a little is even more kvlt.
- if you are as untroo to have a girlfriend, refering to her always as "my living altar" will slightly boost your kvltness.
- having your debit card PIN number as 6660, or 0666 etc.etc. is a must
- dont have a bank account, just take money from your parents
- always end posts with a \m/

\m/ - Wed, 7 Jul 2004 6:03pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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I tried to explain one time to Mr. n. in a box that it's actually two words - bona fide, and that it was pronounced bone-a fy-deh, but he just said "Aaaaaaaa FUCK!" and beer-bonged a Lucky, which is a gross thing to do. - Wed, 7 Jul 2004 7:18pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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That's "Mr. n. in a box", not Mr. n. inside of a box. - Thu, 8 Jul 2004 12:35am
Dr.DoomXXX
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I think what you meant to say was Mr.n.in a basket.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........FUCK!!!!!!! *bongs a lucky*



P.S. you left a stella in the fridge so I gave it a good home. - Fri, 9 Jul 2004 3:08pm
Sandor
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You guys are fuckin troo..."Fuck Jesus Christ in the ass!!" - Mon, 12 Jul 2004 12:38pm
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