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That bearded, grey-haired fuck with the glasses in the Motomaster/Can. Tire commercials: Worship, or Dispatch with an ice-pick into his forehead?
| Message Board > General Chitchat > That bearded, grey-haired fuck with the glasses in the Motomaster/Can. Tire commercials: Worship, or Dispatch with an ice-pick into his forehead? |
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Call me half-baked but I seriously think that the guy is an alien shape-shifter (the ONLY instance where I believe in the paranormal) and is conspiring to usurp the very foundation upon which we base civilization as we know it. You can just tell, just by the way he demonstrates different appliances with a familiar ease peppered with a good-humoured (albeit soft-humoured, decidedly pooey-humoured) manner that bespeaks of an evil, unstoppable force that can only manifest itself in eventual brimstone and fire engulfing the world, all of us subjected to an eternal Bosch-like nightmare, especially like that ad where he's in some livingroom, watching a video of himself. If any of you can suggest ways to approach this, (plotting the "assassination", coming up with appropriate stage/film/video scenarios, or different ideas for flags with his face on it), then please, I urge you, to..."exorcise" me of this...terror.....horrible, horrible terror. - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 5:30pm | ||
| Shaggy User Info... | Stop watching TV maybe. That's purely a tool of the devil. Sucks your life away and all forms of intelligent thought. - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 6:31pm | ||
| Broccoli User Info... | I dunno about alien, but he sure is anoying. And his little pink plastic Bitch-tools look like 100% doody: I've never scene him advertize for anything that looked useful or reliable. - Thu, 10 Jun 2004 8:38am | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | OH, MAN..... That dude is the fucking devil..... I say ice pick...... - Thu, 10 Jun 2004 10:10am | ||
| davescene User Info... | FINALLY!!!! Somebody who hates that guy and his shit-eating smile as much as I do. I think he's an alien too and they dub his voice, probably because he speaks 3 octaves higher than most men... I'll like to take that Simonizer power washer he's selling and ram it down his throat. It's a good thing I'm taking my meds :) - Fri, 11 Jun 2004 3:31am | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | like wow man.... he must be feared and worshipped. - Fri, 11 Jun 2004 11:15pm | ||
| mica User Info... | I agree that that dude is fucking wierd, but c'mon, check out his freaking neighbor(s). The intensity of their disbelief in the application of gadgetry is alarming. - Fri, 11 Jun 2004 11:52pm | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | They're actually from the distant past..... Alien beard dude picked them up from the 1600s and they're like "what manner of devilry is this?" They're so confused _all the time_..... Of course, the quaaludes help..... - Sat, 12 Jun 2004 12:23am | ||
| Japanese Air Force User Info... | Yeah, I gotta agree here. That guy has creeped me out ever since the first commercial. "Come on in and I'll show you my new motomaster power drill... so I can drink your sweet brain juice!" I think if he was my neighbour I'd drop him with a shovel the moment he stepped on my lawn. ~JAF - Sat, 12 Jun 2004 11:50am | ||
| V User Info... | bob the knob,we call him. do you think he's an actual carpenter? i wonder what his next career move will be after his motomaster contract dries up. i bet he'd make a pretty good hobo. - Sat, 12 Jun 2004 12:12pm | ||
| User User Info... | I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this prick disgusting. I think he may be Bob Saget and Bob Vila's gay love child. - Sat, 12 Jun 2004 1:20pm | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | JAF wrote: "I think if he was my neighbour I'd drop him with a shovel the moment he stepped on my lawn." I think if he was my neighbour, that would be one house the kids would not be allowed over at. I wonder what kind of video equiptemnt he has set up in the basement? - Sat, 12 Jun 2004 1:33pm | ||
| Wayne User Info... | I want to electrify both those freaks with their power inverter, if it's so good it should easily take them down. also can tire has a new radio comercial wich is on every radio station 'i'll start with you....' is fucking gay and my dog hates it to. - Sat, 12 Jun 2004 2:15pm | ||
| Don Cherry User Info... | Did you seen the one when he helps build a kids bed for his neighbor. The kids fall asleep and that guy just walks right in in the middle of the night and watches the kids sleep. EEWW - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 6:55pm | ||
| my cock, your mouth User Info... | You fools all say you hate him but really you'd all like to give him a delicious rim job around the ole' fart tunnel... - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 8:01pm | ||
| Zippgunn User Info... | My personal fantasy is a CT ad where all of this fucks' neighbors finally get so sick and tired of his smarmy shit that they all take him and curb stomp him. Or perhaps an ad where he opens his mail, gets a CT bill and dies of a heart attack. Or perhaps one where he's so busy playing with his newest CT purchase that he doesn't notice that his neighbor is screwing his wife next door, or.... - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 9:09am | ||
| Dr.DoomXXX User Info... | I used to work in a porn store so I happen to know that he started his career advertising jackhammer sized dildos. ....and yes that was the origan of that stupid "ill start with you" tune. his next CT ad will be for recycled tire rubber butt plugs. (or so I hear.) - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 4:46pm | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Why is it these days I go into a crappy tire store and that stupid Crappy Tire tune pops into my head?!? - Sun, 20 Jun 2004 12:12am | ||
| SentencedtoBurn User Info... | While we're at it, it should be noted that the Wendy's unofficial whatever guy should die as well. He fucking sucks. - Sun, 20 Jun 2004 12:59pm | ||
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