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Worst pick up lines ever
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| Grimace User Info... | Was your daddy a farmer? [she answers] Because I'm lovin' those melons!" If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Would you like to dance [if she answers no] That's okay I was on my way to take a shit anyway. - Fri, 5 Feb 2010 11:48pm | ||
| Bo User Info... | Nice shoes, wanna fuck? - Sat, 6 Feb 2010 12:13am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | Scratch yer cunt with a stick? - Sat, 6 Feb 2010 8:47am | ||
| Grimace User Info... | Can I smell your shoes .......no....must be your cunt. - Sat, 6 Feb 2010 10:40am | ||
| get a grip... User Info... | "Hello there, my name is Graeme, you might remember me as that dysfunctional ingrate who is on livevic 23 hours a day, which is why I havent been laid in 3 years. Can i have your phone number?" - Sun, 7 Feb 2010 10:58pm Edited: Sun, 7 Feb 2010 11:02pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Wrong. That's worked a few times. - Sun, 7 Feb 2010 11:47pm | ||
| beazlbub User Info... | this one i read somewhere and its not really a pickup line as much as it is a insult but i still think it would be funny so here it is...... can i buy you a drink? or do ya just want the 5 bucks? - Mon, 8 Feb 2010 5:18am | ||
| Grimace User Info... | Hey there would you like to kick this guy in the nuts that really needs to get a grip. I know that would work. - Mon, 8 Feb 2010 11:20am | ||
| get a grip... User Info... | "Hello, my name is Graeme. I was wondering if you'd like to attend my pity party. We'll start by going over all the things in my childhood I use as excuses to explain why I am a failure. Next I'll cook you a gourmet feast of Kraft dinner and weiners because I cannot afford to eat in a restaurant or have more than a half empty bottle of ketchup in the fridge. Then we'll end a perfect evening by watching my home movie collection featuring my bum buddy and idol Trevor Corey shoving candlesticks up my ass." - Mon, 8 Feb 2010 4:31pm Edited: Mon, 8 Feb 2010 4:41pm | ||
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| Dr.DoomXXX User Info... | I asked this chick if she wanted to see a magic trick and she said yes. I told her I could make her left tit move without touching it. She said OK. So I slapped the right one. - Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:24am | ||
| Lucius User Info... | Most successful line ever is: "Does this rag smell like ether?" Cheers,Lucius - Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:15am | ||
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