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Metal Hardcore Shit!
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| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | ChokeHold was a one show deal that we managed to squeeze before the long fortold loss of some of its members. Drummer Toby Jerk is off to Kelowna to persue a career in soft core gay porn. Quotes Toby, "Man you just have to follow your dreams..." Bass God Denyss Menyss has joined the Black Halos and will be touring in Jan/Feb. His last words were, "Too many fuckin chix hangin around ChokeHold, a guy can handle only so many blowjobs. "ROSS B AY and Chokehold Management have filed for arbritration. RB was last reported saying, "Do you fuckin know who I am? $14 for playing a show? I make at least $16 playing for Self Inflicted! YOURE FIRED!" Well that leaves that loud mouth AC Slater and guitar shredder Big Fat J to devour all these sex starved groupies, free booze and drugs, and unending flow of cash rollin in. Its a tough job but we are a sharing sort. Fuckin jam with us! Lookin for a drummer, bassist and possibly a guitarist to assemble a killer slayer/sepultura/coc/poison idea/accused type unit to conquer your sister... - Sun, 28 Dec 2003 6:29pm | ||
| el fuckface-o User Info... | i play all the instruments you seek players for. when and where do i show up? i will make you all the things your empty hype claim you to be and beyond. that is, if i deem you worthy of my talents and musical godliness. i'll even think up an original name for you. - Sun, 28 Dec 2003 10:27pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | cool email me for directions, we'll 'pound' out the details - Sun, 28 Dec 2003 10:46pm | ||
| METALNECK User Info... | Ummm yeah I posted this elsewhere but I have bought Howies 5 string and if you need a shitty bass player to drink beer and play stuff way out of my ability I am there. I will talk to Berg about drumming as soon as he is back from the boonies. I think I can get you a really good guitar player too, who is also way out of my league, making for a perfect combination of turning down my amp. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 12:07am | ||
| el fuckface-o User Info... | or you could just post the directions up here and i'll print them out for my limo driver. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 12:57am | ||
| Pierce User Info... | Yo fools! I can manage either bass or Guitar for you guys! If ya interested give us a reply! Although i dont have a patch cord............, and i would rather play guitar since my bass gear is too fakin heavy for me to cart around with my little frail metal heroin injected arms. Also, i play faggy Jacksons if that isnt a problem. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 5:45am | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | wheres all the metal/hardcore idiots when you need them - Sun, 4 Jan 2004 8:32am | ||
| Zeit User Info... | heeeeeeeey you fags. I'm still kickin the bass job. don't go replacing me just yet Aaron. A useless bass player never tires of free hooch and head. show me the pain. - Mon, 5 Jan 2004 1:41pm | ||
| toby User Info... | Hey man I can tell you... They went to kelowna to do soft gay porn.... now you guys are stuck with second rate flufers and left over crak whores!!......That whole sister thing is that about domination or is that run of the mill incest...?? - Mon, 5 Jan 2004 2:11pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Toby YOURE FIRED! And no worries Denyss you got the job until you drop us like a bad habit and blast off to stardom and glory.......workin on a drummer (a good one this time heheheheh) and then eventually a second guitarist. I have space we can jam at so I'll keep y'all posted - Mon, 5 Jan 2004 3:15pm | ||
| Jay Fatso User Info... | where you gonna get the free booze and head from now that toby's gone?. - Tue, 6 Jan 2004 3:37pm | ||
| toby User Info... | Don't worry Big'n Fat err um Jay I mean you can always pull it out'a your ass..!! I heard you got alot of that up there!!! or rather down there...!.. or at least thats what the midgets told me the day after new years.....gay midgets jay your sick in the illest scence. stop play'n with those little sticks! I heard you could upgrade for less than $0.50 sweety.......... - Tue, 6 Jan 2004 4:09pm | ||
| Jay Fatso User Info... | it looks like you've been tea-bagged one too many times. cause that post made next to no sense. the gay porn must be going well for you. good on ya toby. congrats. just try not to get to many wads in the eye..might ruin your fun up there. and dont be shit talkin' the midgets..bitch. - Thu, 8 Jan 2004 1:25pm | ||
| toby User Info... | hey the ass comes from your girlfriends fetish to punish you repeatedly, the midget porn comes from ross bays favorite pastime and new years theme, and well that shit about getting beers is all up to how you interprate it! that set you straight oh wait that was gay porn so probablty not.......... - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 9:02am | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Yup just confirmed my suspicion about your strange posts via your IP Address. Youre not in Kelowna. Says here Taiwan Finest Opium Emporium.....Explains much - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 9:34am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | "Taiwan's finest Opium Den" = "Clark's House 'O Bitches." - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 11:12am | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Tortoise, turtle; alligator, crocodile; toad, frog; whats the diff....... Oh RB, Lucy says hi. You'll love her new tooth.... - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 11:15am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | That bitch has 2 now? Fuck it, I only pay for gumjobs Huggy Bear!! Punch her in the mouth hard for me.... - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 11:21am | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Done! usual time? - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 11:33am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Yep. The usual, 11:31-11:33 pm. Thanks. - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 11:47am | ||
| Pierce User Info... | Hey Loverboys......Why dont you 2 just call each other on the phone. - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 12:50pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Too busy porking the snot out of yer little sister again, Eddie.... - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 12:54pm | ||
| toby User Info... | for a guy who's in charge of a total metal army he sure doesn't have a commandig tone eh? - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 4:23pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Nope. His sister sure is a beast though.... - Fri, 9 Jan 2004 5:01pm | ||
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