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What's the stupidest term you've heard for sex?
| Message Board > General Chitchat > What's the stupidest term you've heard for sex? |
| Dr.DoomXXX User Info... | There's a million of them. I'd say out all the ones I heard the worst would be when I heard this chick call it "sharing a night of magic". wtf anyway. - Fri, 5 Jun 2009 4:42pm | ||
| TheBlack Pixie User Info... | "lets touch genitals" - Fri, 5 Jun 2009 5:27pm | ||
| Kyle User Info... | "making whoopie" - Fri, 5 Jun 2009 5:56pm | ||
| Berry McCocener User Info... | "rape" everyone knows she was asking for it. - Fri, 5 Jun 2009 8:38pm | ||
| Rack-A-Lamb-A-God. User Info... | Wooeewwww! Would you ask your buddy to go halfers on a rape charge with you...?? That's fucked ... But I would say ... Let's go bump uglys" - Fri, 5 Jun 2009 9:05pm Edited: Fri, 5 Jun 2009 9:07pm | ||
| tito santana User Info... | takin the old skin boat to tuna town. i think that was from grumpy old men or some shit. - Fri, 5 Jun 2009 9:13pm | ||
| steve User Info... | I got an email from some sort of 'male enhancer' that had a good subject line... 'attack her ham pocket' I barfed a bit. - Sat, 6 Jun 2009 12:19am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | The wife and I play the "Hide the Python" game. - Sat, 6 Jun 2009 2:01am | ||
| Doc User Info... | I'd have to say either walking the midget or riding the balogne pony. ~I don't want this to sound like a come on or anything, but would you like to have sex? Doc - Sat, 6 Jun 2009 3:30am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | "Toss a length into her gutbag....". Good 'ol Diceman. - Sat, 6 Jun 2009 7:39am | ||
| Rack-A-Lamb-A-God. User Info... | "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' BLOODHOUND GANG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3xpS9oJiMQ - Sat, 6 Jun 2009 10:49am Edited: Sat, 6 Jun 2009 11:10am | ||
| Bounce User Info... | Masturbation: Family Guy: Firing off some knuckle children…lol… - Mon, 8 Jun 2009 4:58pm | ||
| LilyVon User Info... | BloodHound Gang have the BEST names for Sex Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle ^^ That's kinda my favourite one... - Mon, 8 Jun 2009 5:08pm | ||
| Bounce User Info... | Knockin' Boots! Slappin' skins! Breakin' the springs...I like that one!...lol... - Tue, 9 Jun 2009 1:47pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Bounce-sittin-on-my-face-till-I-can't-breathe /I know, I know - WAY overused cliche, I know, but JUICY. - Tue, 9 Jun 2009 4:50pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | "Bounce-sittin-on-my-face-till-I-can't-breathe" Yeah I've heard that one an incredible amount of times. It's starting to get a bit droll...... - Tue, 9 Jun 2009 5:59pm | ||
| TheBlack Pixie User Info... | I'm going to go a little Shakespeare and say "The beast with two backs" - Tue, 9 Jun 2009 10:36pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | Who? - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:53am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Geez I can't see too good, Dad...is that Bill Shakespeare over there....? - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 5:31am | ||
| Corporal Jigsore Quandary User Info... | "Making love" pffft what is that? That’s the dumbest one I’ve heard. There’s no love involved with the straight fucking, even if you love that person that's not what your thinking when your balls deep! - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:34am | ||
| LAY-IN-WAIT User Info... | "Bounce-sittin-on-my-face-till-I-can't-breathe" Geez thats funny never heard of that one before guys a little clarification PLZ!! - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:55am Edited: Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:05pm | ||
| Menace to Sobriety User Info... | Rodger - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 2:07pm | ||
| Eat My Sugar User Info... | Pickle Tickle Time! - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 3:20pm | ||
| mikey User Info... | Boinking. - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 4:49pm | ||
| Rack-A-Lamb-A-God. User Info... | Time for a gushy gash.Or time to put the hot dog in the bun. Cock meat sandwich Hay look I found the man in the boat. I like to twist their nipples and yell into their naval "Huston come in....I'm losing you Huston ..come in .." - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 4:56pm Edited: Wed, 10 Jun 2009 4:58pm | ||
| Wagar the Horrible User Info... | "Lock crotches and swap sauces' ....courtesy of my high school buddy Byron Tweedy. - Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:54am | ||
| Rack-A-Lamb-A-God. User Info... | horizontal boogie a trip down memory lane check the oil baste the turkey speak in tongues/speak another language mattress dancing putting the salami in the fridge boingy, boingy SUKI SUKI love you long time and Lets fuck. - Thu, 11 Jun 2009 3:06pm | ||
| No Don't Stop User Info... | "Ye Ole In and Out" - Sun, 21 Jun 2009 3:47pm | ||
| BOING User Info... | Tap that ASS! - Mon, 22 Jun 2009 1:27pm | ||
| tom User Info... | Hey Rev, remember years ago that dude Mark at the Lion always talking about "doinkin' some chick".... - Mon, 22 Jun 2009 1:45pm | ||
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