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Matt
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hey, im a 19 year old guitarist and/or vocalist looking to start a new alt metal band. i have good gear,dedication, and songwriting ability. i tune down significantly and use tons of effects. if anyone's interested in jamming or even better starting a band, message me back
thanks
-Matt - Mon, 29 Sep 2003 12:43pm
stefam
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hey man, im 18 , a guitarist and big into hard rock (such as finger eleven, closure, finch, nickleback.. alot of stuff actually) so ya.. give me an email back if your into jamming. later, stefan - Wed, 1 Oct 2003 7:29pm
Bobby
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Hey matt... two guitarists here names chris n bobby... were only 16 well... 17 in less that a month, but we been playing together for 3 years... we aiint got no egos, we just got guitars... need a little work and a good singer... hopefully well have a basser by dec (if not sooner) and drummer quite quick here so we can fucking get out there n play shows... we like slipknot, dry kill logic, sevendust, korn, deftones... you know nu-metal/alt shit... we dont sound like any of those bands we sound like us... gimmie a call if your interestd at all 744-3831 bobby...

peace - Fri, 3 Oct 2003 12:31am
Matt
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you already know me bobby
remember? - Fri, 3 Oct 2003 11:47am
Drumster
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Hey Matt, our band, which we call womb service, is looking for someone who has a great holar and loves to sing original tunes. We aren't looking for anything specific, we just need someone to sing our tunes. Your opinions are always welcome and you can always make things your own. We have a website already(www.wombservice.ca), and we are almost ready to start giging around town. All we need is someone who can belt out a good sound for us. Interested in easy cash and a future of good times? Give me a call or email me. My name is Matt also, so it's one less name to remember. 474-2325. Peace. - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 10:18am
Bobby
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MATT... haha i thought you were older than 19... and 2 chris told us you moved to like... california - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 10:55am
Matt
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california?
that's hilarious!
like i'd get past immigration!
i'm at camosun now dude - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 10:57am
Matt
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sorry womb service, i am definately NOT interested in your band - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 1:10pm
Bobby
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come on man... womb service rocks ass... haha right... haha... stupid womb service...

WINSTON POO!? i mean COME ON!!! - Sun, 5 Oct 2003 12:51am
Matt
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i know it's a stupid queston, but are there any bassists out there? - Mon, 6 Oct 2003 3:33pm
Fuckyoubitch
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no one likes alt-metal - Wed, 8 Oct 2003 3:47pm
Matt
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no one likes you - Fri, 10 Oct 2003 6:01pm
Matt
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just moving this to the top - Wed, 15 Oct 2003 4:14pm
Mucus&Bile
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yea alt metals gay for sure - Wed, 15 Oct 2003 6:45pm
Matt
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you're gay for sure
everyone fucking knows that alt-metal is way better than death metal
ooooohhhhh i sing about death and gore oooohhhhh im bad
fuck, there's not even shock value to it, it's just lame - Thu, 16 Oct 2003 8:00am
korn koiler
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People play nu-metal because real metal is too hard for them to play properly.

Matt, you obviously have no clue either. - Thu, 16 Oct 2003 12:40pm
Stefan
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wasnt the point to this post that matt wanted to start a band.. why all the dissing music, to each his own, grow up - Thu, 16 Oct 2003 1:00pm
Matt
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actually koiler, i started off with technical speed metal, so i actually can play
nu metal is just funner, that's all
and i'm only defending my music...if these guys would shut the fuck up and stop clogging my post, there wouldnt be a problem, would there?
it's not my fault that some ppl are narrowminded - Thu, 16 Oct 2003 9:01pm
DEATH
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Too bad ya diddnt stick with SpeedTech Mike, theres not nearly enough.

*PS:Hope you were being sarcastic with the death metal comment, as you just called someone narrow minded ;)* - Mon, 20 Oct 2003 4:09pm
Element 7
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Hey guys I say you screw forming a band and do a comedy improve group. This post is fucking halarious. Anyways, I gotta agree with both of your guys every form of Metal has it's place. Nu-metal is easy on the ears and good to rock out to. And Death Metal is great when you're pissed off. Or just fucked up! - Mon, 20 Oct 2003 4:52pm
Matt
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well death, my name isnt mike, it's matt
good insult...too bad it just looks like you can't read
and i am not narrow minded:
mucus and bile fucking sent me emails awhile back and was blasting alt metal, so i blasted death metal back
any kind of music has it's downpoints; i was merely balancing the field
btw, the guy who said no one likes alt metal is in my fucking band...he was just joking around, and the other guy just had to open his big mouth...fuck him, dont clog my post...dis alt-metal elsewhere
and for ur info death, playing technical speed just got boring...and when u add bass and drums, it sounds way too fucking muddy...and when u say there is "not enough" speed metal, would u really want more?
i personally hate it when there's too much of a good thing (yes, many altmetal bands took it too far, as well as many other types of music)
hey david, how's it going? - Mon, 20 Oct 2003 9:10pm
DEATH
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Hhahaha ohh sorry for recalling mike instead of matt, and apparently you view my post as some form of assault??
I was hoping to see you weren't serious about your DM comment, as myself being a deathmetal vocalist, but apparently ignorance is bliss.
I won't "clog" your post anymore with subtile inquiries as to what exactly it is that you play,or what your views are, I'll simply end by hitting your level and calling you a mallcore pussy.

Why not make sure people are insulting you before going awol next time, and if you ever could play tech death as you claim, you wouldn't be playing MALLcore now, that or you'd definately have some respect for death metal being the pinnacle genre of guitar tech.

Have fun whining about your childhood and raisin yo hands in the aiya... - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 1:59am
Korn Koiler
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Mucus and Bile emailed you? What a fuckin loser.. Cant drum either. - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 8:13am
Matt
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yeah death, i'm so damn ignorant
and oh yeah, i'm soooo fucking 'mallcore'
you obviously don't fucking get the point
most people don't give a shit about technicality
most good songs are pretty fuckin' easy if you ask me (a few exceptions obviously)
and dude, i never said i didnt respect deathmetal technical ability, you're making up shit
so i guess if playing what i like to play makes me "mallcore" then i guess i must be mallcore
it's a misconception to say that all alt-metal is about whining about childhood and 'raisin yo hands in the air'
i dont have songs about either
fuck putting emotion into songs, i think i'll now write about cheesy deathmetal topics, like butchering everybody (im so shocked-how could he say that??? what a badass!)
change your name death, you sound like a fag
why dont you keep your word and dont clog my post (as if you could) - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 8:56am
Steve
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you'd definately have some respect for death metal being the pinnacle genre of guitar tech.


I totally disgree with that statement. Death Metal drummers are doing the most work. The guitarists are boring. Once they get their alternate picking down fast. Many of them dont even play "real" chords. And the riffs repete over and over.

An instrumental technical death metal band could be very intense and complicated. I have yet to hear of something like that. Mucus and Bile would know. - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 10:33am
korn koiler
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Wrong. - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 12:06pm
DEATH
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Oh my god you people are priceless...
Matt:
Fuck my last post it went right over your head, my point was I was subtily poking you to say "no death metal is not shit, it was just a shot back at M&B" or something, I was basically seeing if you still play heavy shit as well, but what do you do? you blow up on me and I did not insult you or your music in any fucking way.

Change my name??? HAH!!!
My handle means something, quite a few people know who DEATH from victoria is, I've been called this for years and am not about to change, and why does DEATH make me look gay?

Ever seen the reaper??? fucking guy kicks ass!
Anyone who thinks the reaper is "gay" has some serious fucking issues.

And as for the other dude with the tech guitar comment, you are out of your fucking mind man!!!
Know the texts before you preach buddy.

Go listen to Cryptopsy,Deranged,Decapitated,Defleshed the list goes on and on, if you cannot recognize the intracy of these guitars you are quite obviously more than a few bricks shy of a load.

Sure you havn't heard any of these bands so download Decapitated - The Eye Of Horus , and you try and tell me what you just did.

Oh and matt, might wanna download some lyrics to Decapitated, Nile or say Amon Amarth ;)

You know, because they're about butchering babies and everything...

And don't worry man, I will stay out of your thread, theres just no getting along with you light metal goers is there? - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 2:55pm
Mucus&Bile
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Yes so we all agree here. Alt metal is gay. - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 4:10pm
Matt
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so DEATH...u didnt insult me?
funny
i thought u caled me a 'mallcore pussy'
sounds like an insult to me

and the reaper is fucking weak
he's another make believe character...basically a fairy with a black cloak and scythe
"guy kicks ass"
i guess...
well, everyone likes different shit i suppose

and dude, i never insulted u until u insulted me
i was merely telling 'mucus and bile' (ultimate gay name)
to fuck off, and u ran to his defense
i didnt mean my deathmetal comment to offend you, but it is my right to defend what i believe in (alt-metal)

you guys blast alt-metal so much...why not blast pop punk?
and the only problem we 'light metal goers' have with death metal goers is that you guys repeatedly dis us...it is a FACT that most arguements start when death metal ppl start bitching about how we arent technical, and how our music is 'weak'
sorry if we just want to vent our frustration and jump around on stage as opposed to headbanging
i mean, the metal camp is ridiculously divided
so DEATH, i didnt have a problem with you until u dissed my music and called me a "mallcore pussy"
mucus and bile, go fuck yourself, no one likes you - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 4:36pm
DEATH
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Too bad ya diddnt stick with SpeedTech Mike, theres not nearly enough.

*PS:Hope you were being sarcastic with the death metal comment, as you just called someone narrow minded ;)* - Mon, 20 Oct 4:09pm

This was my initial post to which I was speaking of.

Now im really not posting in here anymore.
For real.

*And PS: The reaper is a skeleton, not a fairy, and does wear a cloak, he touches you and you die, and if ya piss him off you het a scythe in the face, whats not to flash horns at???* - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 6:17pm
Dan Conner
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Umm... all this crap really helps in this board that is to HELP people...
Hmm... Why don't the nu metal guys play nu metal, the death metal guys play death metal, cowboys play country, and not worry about each others shit? He was just looking for some fucking guys to jam with... - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 8:20pm
Matt
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yeah i know what u said
read mine
i said "and for ur info death, playing technical speed just got boring...and when u add bass and drums, it sounds way too fucking muddy..."
the rest was for mucus and bile, not you
and then u started flipping at me
sorry, but that was a conversation between me and m&b
u called me narrowminded...im not, because i listen to dm fairly often (friend loves the stuff) i was just pointing out that there are downsides to all music
so if you can't understand this, maybe you SHOULD stop posting here. for real. keep in mind i had no beef with you until u started blasting me, i was merely giving m&b what he deserved...you would obviously do the same
so unless you can face the fact that i think m&b is the bitch, not you, then don't post here

PS
flashing the horns has lost all meaning...if avril lavigne, good charlotte, or sum 142 does it, i do not want to be associated with it
and so what if the reaper can kill by touching you? whoop de do
i guess i'm dead. big deal - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 8:41pm
Element 7
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Hey Matt, Nice crowd you've drawn here hey. Have you found anybody in this chaos to play with? Seems your good at getting the attention of people that don't want to play nu-metal but just make fun of it. Fuck what an ear full. - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 8:42pm
Matt
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yeah, i've gotten a few emails and am setting shit up (slowly)
people can dis my shit all they want, i dont give a fuck, they just should be ready to get dissed back.
how about u david? i hear eddie is no longer ur drummer...what u gonna do bro?

oh death, one more thing, you're avoiding the fact that u made a hypocrytic statement
you said u never insulted me, but u called me a mallcore pussy
just though i'd like to clear that up - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 8:51pm
Bobby
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Hey man... good to see you defending nu-metal and you still got your head in the game... victoria needs more nu-metal artists, me n chris are having one hell of a time putting shit together.. but its coming... oh n me and marc did make a blues band... but we decided it was a SLUT BAG! so we pooched it... n got back together with chris, sorry it never did work out for our band man... but thats life, glad to see your still workin at it... oh and your mother said hi HAHA... anyways dude

oh n chris really did tell us you moved to california

oh n death... grow up... im younger than you... n yet i have more respect for all genres of music, even if i dont find it choice to listen to some of them because i feel like keeping my hearing for a few extra years, so i can actually get somewhere with this whole... music thing

anyways later matt - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 10:40pm
Matt
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hey bobby
fuck, have u and chris got a new drummer yet?
how's ur search going?
"my mom said hi?"
WTF? - Tue, 21 Oct 2003 11:59pm
Bobby
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we got a guy named kyle coming down from alberta... hopefully he'll kick ass, oh n the drummer from hoocie girls has a double kick pearl set, and apparently he can kick some serious ass so weve been pursuading him to come play with us... itll take time but hopefully work, n we got my buddy TC comin down to play bass sometime after november which will make things a little better... anyways man hows your band doin? - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 6:32am
k8
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the drummer from hoochy girls does kick ass ;)
but don't steal him eh!
we do need some more nu-metal but if that means detracting from roadkillorama i'm not for it
hehe. just playin. - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 10:27am
mucusandbile
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i heard that this matt guy fucking sucks anyways. who cares what kinda gay music he likes. he can't evan rock hot crust buns. - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 11:20am
Perpetual_Burn
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WTF is going on???? Mucus&Bile sucks? Wow you guys are in the dark. Alt metal's gay. - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 1:29pm
D�dsanger
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Goddamnit Matt!

Quit making me post here!!!!
From what I could tell, that whole reply was for me, I diddn't know it was for M&B so I thought I'd tell ya off.

Next time do this *unless im blind and missed it*


Asshole #1:

Fuck you dude

Asshole #2:

Youre cool

Asshole #3:

Die.

Oh and for further clairification, this guy here: ;) - that pretty much means poke poke nudge nudge...

Sorry you had to hear my true opinions ahhaha


Oh and a sure shot way of not getting in fights with headbangers when you are cruising around in here, don't hack death metal!


-

And you other people read the whole post before you get on my ass, I diddn't come in here flaming him, just poked him to say "no I really don't think DM is talentless shit" but rather than that he pointed his .45MAG at me and started taking shots.

So yeah in the end, fuck you all, alt metal really is gay.

*Why I am trying to be nice to you little shits I'll never know, thanks for re-affirming my hate for mallcore* - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 1:47pm
Matt
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yeah m&b
im so sure you've "heard" that i suck
too bad only like, MAYBE 2 people in vic have heard me play
and you're right, i can't rock hot cross buns...it's not a fucking rock song
good one dude, you are the burn king
oh look at me! i like to make up shit!
and perpetual burn, i never said m&b sucks, koiler did

and death...just to clear this up...
"Next time do this *unless im blind and missed it*
Asshole #1:
Fuck you dude
Asshole #2:
Youre cool
Asshole #3:
Die."
none of that makes any sense whatsoever
yeah, i heard you opinions..."haha"???wtf?
you're odd
and you're little fights comment
m&b (death metal) started this shit, not me (alt-metal)
just goes to prove that once again dm is starting shit (like always)
i stick up for what i believe in, and i am so fucking stubborn none of you will win an arguement against me, bring it all you want, the fact is m&b started shit, and i will finish it.

and , for the 20th time, read my first post to you death
all i said was my name isn't mike, it's matt, and i stopped playing speed metal cos it got boring to me...i then went on to mention that every form of music has it's down points
don't be so arrogant to think dm is perfect
NOTHING is perfect

everything else was for m&b
so stop saying i "pointed a 45MAG" at you
i never attacked u personally, i was just defending my shit, and u had to go and call me a mallcore pussy
so death, technically YOU started shit
you DID flame me when u got here
so stop being so fucking pigheaded and immature, and don't flip out at me for saying this (i don't want to hear it-i dont care)
so, if you can grow up and fucking admit that you went too far, MAYBE i'll take back my dm comment (which was between me and m&b to begin with)

PS good insult-mallcore...too bad twinks and mallrats don't listen to alt-metal...good one dude! - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 2:12pm
D�dsanger
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Dude you peplied to me with this, clean the shit outta your eyes:



well death, my name isnt mike, it's matt
good insult...too bad it just looks like you can't read
and i am not narrow minded:
mucus and bile fucking sent me emails awhile back and was blasting alt metal, so i blasted death metal back
any kind of music has it's downpoints; i was merely balancing the field
btw, the guy who said no one likes alt metal is in my fucking band...he was just joking around, and the other guy just had to open his big mouth...fuck him, dont clog my post...dis alt-metal elsewhere
and for ur info death, playing technical speed just got boring...and when u add bass and drums, it sounds way too fucking muddy...and when u say there is "not enough" speed metal, would u really want more?
i personally hate it when there's too much of a good thing (yes, many altmetal bands took it too far, as well as many other types of music)
hey david, how's it going? - Mon, 20 Oct 9:10pm - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 3:45pm
mucusandbile
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This is great every time i type anything this dork gets red in the face mad and types a huge come back. - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 5:22pm
loser-detector
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"Change my name??? HAH!!!
My handle means something, quite a few people know who DEATH from victoria is, I've been called this for years and am not about to change, and why does DEATH make me look gay?"

OF COURSE YOU ARE KNOWN AS DEATH!!!!! BECAUSE WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOU THEY SAY......

" You know that dirty looking tall dumb looking loser that thinks he is a local musician and calls himself death"

If that is what you mean, they Ya! Stick with "Death", thats really really COOOOOOL - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 5:54pm
Matt
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dammit death you are so fucking DUMB!
maybe YOU should read my first post
geez, you deserve a darwin award

m&b
you're the pinnacle of human intellect
maybe you should go and get your grade 4...then you could graduate from the adolescent "i heard he sucks"
yeah, let's make up false rumours
you dumb fuck
yeah i write huge comebacks
i base comebacks on FACT
i don't just make up shit
that's the difference between me and you
you make up stupid shit
i back myself up

fuck, you're just a one trick pony
go back to school dude, you need it - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 7:46pm
mucusandbile
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Once again you spazzzzz LOL. Alt metal FAG. - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 8:01pm
Element 7
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Fuck, Yeah we decided to get rid of Eddy cause he just wasn;t cutting it. Were still gonna play with him till we get a replacement just because we got four shows coming up and I don't want to blow it. Man who is this guy name Death anyway? I don't know about you but I though he wrote several times that he wasn't gonna come back on here and post anything. Guess he just missed you so much. - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 8:11pm
Matt
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good one m&b
i'm a total "FAG"
(funny cuz i have a girlfriend)

once again, you're resorting to your 23IQ
like i said, get your grade 4 buddy
who knows? maybe you could make up a cool name, instead of "mucus and bile"
what a cool name
you're the king dude
keep em coming

david, good luck to you man
take it easy dude - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 8:49pm
up and adam
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HEY MATT!
YOU'RE DOIN' FUCKING GREAT!
YOU'RE TAKING ON TWO GUYS AND COMING OUT ON TOP!
I'M WITH YOU ON PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING (I DO LIKE DEATH METAL BUT I UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT THAT YOU WERE JUST DEFENDING ALT, SO IT'S COOL)
ALL METAL RULEZ: DEATH, ALT, OLD, NU, BLACK, THRASH, U FUCKIN NAME IT MUTHERFUCKERZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO DEATH, MATT DID EXPLAIN IN A NUTSHELL EARLIER THAT HE WAS JUST GIVING EYE FOR AN EYE ON MUCUS, SO YOU SHOULD CHILL OUT GUY

AND MUCUS:
DAMN DUDE, YOU REALLY ARE NARROW FUCKIN' MINDED
LISTENING TO MUSIC DOESNT MAKE YOU GAY UNLESS IT'S HOMOCORE (PANSY DIVISION, ANYONE??? URGGG....)

YOU GUYS NEED TA SMARTEN UP
ALL METAL KICKS ASS FROM LIGHT TO DARK

SO MORE POWER TO METAL, MUTHAZ
OUT - Wed, 22 Oct 2003 9:48pm
D�dsanger
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Oh my god...

This is more gaping than your mom matt.

Darwin Award?

Do you even know what the darwin awards are?

I'll tell you:

I'ts whats bestowed upon rappers and pop pansys trying to infringe on the unholy name of metal.

And to homeboy who can't spell:
You call this "taking me on"???

HAH!!!

Were barely arguing, letalone over nothing.


Oh and stop calling it alt metal, what the fuck is that?
Quit bastardizing the glorious name of metal goddamnit!

At least have the balls to call it rapcore or something exclusive...

And Loser Detector *AKA:Alt-Nick-yellowback*, your pot shots are quite a laugh, considering the source. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 6:17am
Loser-Detector
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Really Death

You cant sing, you are not a musician, you probably have no education or a job. You dress like a bum and you call yourself DEATH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER! - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 8:13am
D�dsanger
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GAHhahahahaha!!!!

Wrong.

Wrong.

And wrong again.

And I'll even one up ya bud, I can get a date and don't need anon handles, hence have some balls.

Pity you can't say the same.

Why don't you post a clip of you singing mr. superstar and we'el see how we stack up side by side.

Ever had anything you've done reviewed by a pro?
Did you get a single good review if so, let alone an acceptional one????

Yeah thats what I thought.

You're a joke buddy.
*Oh buddy? sorry I meant Pussy.*

And above all else:

Oh no, a mallcore kid says I can't sing and am not a musician...

Oh what ever will I do?????

WHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

10 bux says you're the same idiot going off about M&B's drums too. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 8:21am
Matt
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well, once again death proves his darwin award intellect
i said ALT METAL
not rap-metal, or pop-metal
Alt-metal: slower, groove based metal, an ALTERNATIVE to fast, boring metal; usually moody and effects-laden
so dude, there is no rap in alt-metal, and there is no pop
u think i listen to trapt or something? jeez!
alt-metal is what it's called, i didn't make up the name
and one can change the name

and stop talking like gwar lol, "the 'glorious' name of metal", the "unholy" name of metal
fuck, you sound like a goof
yeah, metal is so 'unholy'
don't even get me started on religion buddy
'glorious' is a pretty gay term, so yeah, i'm not gonna call alt-metal glorious or unholy, because it's not (gay)glorious, or 'unholy'(most of it actually has something important to say)
so, i guess it's a "pity"(stop sounding gay) that you can't say the same

kinda funny that you call everyone a pussy, yet you're the one that sounds most like a pussy

so dude, i don't need to take potshots at your mom, i'll just let you bask in your "acceptional" (didn't you just call someone a homeboy who cant spell? acceptional isn't a word) review
lol, speaking of moms, your mom probably gave you your review

i just got an idea: maybe you and mucus should start a deathmetal town! you and your 8 other fans could have some serious fun! it would be 9, but the guy above you dissed probably wouldnt go, even though he likes deathmetal, because deathmetal musicians are narrow minded (you cant respect the fact that he seems to like ALL metal)

keep it coming death,
remember, it's your duty to "crush the weak"
or, "destroy the pussies" here's one, "HAHAHHAHHAA"
(fuck you sound so fucking stupid, darwin award recipient) - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 9:03am
D�dsanger
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Hahahah! Well done matt that was classic!!!

And believe me if I could only found that town I would.

As for the lingo, it shouldn't take a brain sergon to detect the cheese melting there...

But 1/2 off topic, how is Glorious a gay word?

Do you know the meaning of the word glory???

And what did you make this Alt-Metal genre up or something?

I have yet to hear anyone utter it, perhaps only an occasional time in reference to mallcore.

Are you describing jazz metal?

Stoner Rock mabye?

Because last time I checked, there is no real genre called "Alt. Metal" just the name itself is contradictory, if it was Alt- it would be a sub genre, and since theres a pile it needs further classification, making alt-metal a turn of phrase for a stem genre not one in itself.

Oh yeah and mallcore is gay.

And buddy would join my village too you bottom feeder!

All would join who like metal, or taste the back of my steed's sheath!

EDIT: and PS: you really don't know what a darwin award is do you?

And for the dressing like a bum comment, the last shirt I bought costed me $80 bucks and I wear a $400 jacket whenever I leave the house, if thats dressing like a bum then get me my fuckin pan handling cup!


Oh man, I re-read your post, I can't help myself, was that religion you just mentioned????

Because I LOOOOVE the "lord" :D - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 9:22am
Matt
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death
i dunno, i just thought it sounded gay to call deathmetal "glorious" thats all

obviously alt-metal is a sub-genre
death-metal is too, you ape
lol im a 'bottom-feeder'
lol i think YOU are the one who doesnt know what a darwin award is...you think it's "I'ts whats bestowed upon rappers and pop pansys trying to infringe on the unholy name of metal"
right dude, whatever you say
well, i'm not gonna dis your dress style or vocal ability (i havent heard or seen you) so moving on...
all you deathmetal guys claim to be atheists...so why the fuck do you worship satan and 'give the horns'
newsflash: if god doesnt exist, neither does the devil

incidently...
All would join who like metal, or taste the back of my steed's sheath!
damn, you have some imagination...i think you've been playing a little too much dungeons and dragons
deathmetal is soooo cheesy...lol...your STEED

you're awesome death, as you keep replying, you sound stupider and stupider
what level of education did u get???? - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 9:42am
loser-detector
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Death, what band do you play with. ?????

Do you actually think "sergon" is how you spell surgeon???

Fucking goof - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 10:40am
Marc
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Respect needs to be given where respect is due. Good on matt and death for defending theyre music but man, just be a little more open. Its all metal, its all loud and heavy so whats the problem. And many (obviously not even close to all) new metal and deathmetal musicians are very talented. Let em play what they want. As well guys, keep arguing(spelling?) but for metals sake start a new thread. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 11:08am
Jedi
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And as for the other dude with the tech guitar comment, you are out of your fucking mind man!!!
Know the texts before you preach buddy.
Go listen to Cryptopsy,Deranged,Decapitated,Defleshed the list goes on and on, if you cannot recognize the intracy of these guitars you are quite obviously more than a few bricks shy of a load.


Hahaha, don�t even get me started dude. I can sweep maybe 80% of these bands tempo�s. Most (not all) Death Metal guitar is nothing more than detuned, high gain surf guitar played a little faster. Dick Dale fucking invented this style of guitar before you were born. Go listen to old surf guitar records and you will even hear the first blast beats on snare and toms.
Death,
Maybe my standards are too high. I get bored very easily. If mucus and bile was not leaving for Europe I would be writing new music which would be something like a Cryptopsy liquid tension fusion. In other words: technical and Not boring. And might even satisfy you.

Ssss - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 11:43am
D�dsanger
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Jedi:

Jesus christ! Well then, you sir are simply just a fucking shredder then.
And yeah your standards are a little high from it but hey, if you can play it and mabye even at cryptopsy level or BETTER than I don't blame you for thinking that, you have to realize, thats pretty nuts shit you're talking about there, so double hail for you \m/\m/

Matt:

I thought it was apparent that my lingo was dripping cheese, apparently not..

Of course deathmetal is a sub genre, what I said went right over your head, ALT-Metal I have never heard before, not on one single review site, order catalouge, magazine, by anyone, nowhere, and you describe it as slower metal with feeling, well I bet you that youre simply calling something else "alt-metal" which I and most others would know as something entirely different... What are some "alt-metal" bands???

The bottom feeder was a stuck in shit talk, it had no meaning or relovence, just seemed to follow up nicely.

The spelling? I wasn't talking about your friend, I was talking about the guy using "ebonics", I type far too fast to care about typos and am not about to spellcheck a goddamn thing and wouldn't expect anyone else to either.

Darwin, I'ts obvious you don't know what Darwin's theory is, or you would have said so and not gotten my pot shot confused with blunder:
Darwin's Theory is basically that flawed genes will willingly eliminate themselves from the gene pool so that the good genes can have more opportunity to combine and improve, thus evolution would continue.
A darwin award is for those humans who still have darwin's idea of flawed genetics and put an end to themselves out of sheer stupidity.
Example:
Boy once discovered he was gay, decided to go in kitchen, socks on, stand between 2 counters and do something sick with the broom, well his dad walked into the door, the kid slipped off the counters and anally impaled himself, that one was a darwin award.
Mabye now my comment there makes sense?

Satan:

What a big question.
First, you should know better than to assume every deathmetal head is an athiest, good call on me though as I am, though all certianly are not as well...
So, why the satan shit?
first I do not believe in any shit from any supposed sacrad book, just to clear that up.
So theres a few reasons Ill cover for ya

1.People such as me loathe mass religion and believe it to be a tool of hate, discrimination, fear, control, evil whatever else, and what is the ultimate way to kick the pope in the nuts??? Spraypaint a pentagram on his nuts and then boot him there so theres that.

2.Some probably are real satanists, and if so, probably pretty thick, so lets not talk about them..

3.Everyone labels us as satan worshippers, so we feel , hey, you want satan? choke on it bitch! And fly the pentagrams just to laugh at how stupid people are when they get all offhandish or offended when they see it.

4.*BIG BIG REASON* It looks fucking cool, and goes along with metal well.
I would much rather see a usic video of a band playing in a pit of hell covered in spikes while demons rip and mangle people to the beat of the music than say, some dude walking down a park road lip synching something about his gf, or more dignifies, just your classic rock you like a hurricane style.
Metal has alot of power behiend it, its very energetic and bold stuff, and "god help us" if hell just doesn't look awesome.

If thats not enough then too bad, Im fried now...

And for the steed:

Old english epic babble is cheezy-awesome-funny, RecOgnIzE BeiOtCh!* so I thought taste the horses sheath would be a funny way to say "suck on a horse cock", it has nothing to do with dungeons and dragons.

Death metal is soo cheesey is it?

What bands have you been listening too?

Powermetal is where the fondue action is at! *again, I wasn't speaking "trooanise" to you, it was old english babble.

I sound stupider and stupider do I?

It is you who miscomprihends what I post, had you not done so in the first post, we woulsnt be having this lovely geek athon, then what fun would that be?

As for my education, lets just say that idiots post that sort of shit on here, but the last video game level I have made topped 3000 downloads and still counting.

I'm sure I do shit on here daily you would be lost trying at, so I hope that settles the intilligence question for you.

Now, heres where Id continue but am stoned and have typed ENTIRELY too much in a nice "smart" manner for you so you hopefully don't get the wrong impression on anything I say.

Back to the bong, no more fuckin' live vic. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 1:06pm
Matt
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yeah, i was talking about the ebonics guy too

so, you finally give the real def'n of a darwin award
so whay did u say "Do you even know what the darwin awards are? I'll tell you: I'ts whats bestowed upon rappers and pop pansys trying to infringe on the unholy name of metal."
i was using it in reference to stupidity, not music.

so, basically, u use satanism for shock value
that means you're nothing more than washed up shock rockers...LOL
hell looks gay...demons are gay...things "covered in spikes" look gay

sorry i don't recognize "old english" (no one uses it anymore)
why don't u talk with MODERN english
not everyone can comprehend ancient languages
stop talking shakespeare at me, fag

fuck, it's 2003 stop being so medeival (olde english, spikes) and get with the times

no more live vic?
bullshit, you'll come back like you always do

PS
thanks for taking my advice and changing your name
you sound a bit less gay now (if only u'd stop old english) - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 1:23pm
D�dsanger
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"so, you finally give the real def'n of a darwin award"

Like you had any clue yourself.

so whay did u say "Do you even know what the darwin awards are? I'll tell you: I'ts whats bestowed upon rappers and pop pansys trying to infringe on the unholy name of metal."
i was using it in reference to stupidity, not music.

Because you complete and total moron, I was very un-subtly hinting that only a moron with a genetic flaw poses to be metal, as death is not far behiend, you idiot, what in the hell did you think I meant?

You call yourself smart?

Jesus kid, go back to school :\

"so, basically, u use satanism for shock value
that means you're nothing more than washed up shock rockers...LOL"

You? I diddn't tell you any of my views other than the fact that I am against religious shit, you asked what was with satan to "metalheads" and I told you some reasons.
"LOL"

hell looks gay...demons are gay...things "covered in spikes" look gay

Oh and im sure your pink tu-tu with a nike stripe is the embodiment of all that is metal?
Go back to the "gap" from whence you came.

sorry i don't recognize "old english" (no one uses it anymore)

Actually it's used all over the place, its what the language you are speaking now was, only an idiot wouldn't be able to understand it."hint-hint"


why don't u talk with MODERN english
not everyone can comprehend ancient languages
stop talking shakespeare at me, fag

English is an ancient language???
Oh me Oh My!!! Why diddn't the pharohs tell me!
*You are the only person I have ever met who couldn't understand it, and again, you call me stupid...*

fuck, it's 2003 stop being so medeival (olde english, spikes) and get with the times

The old english is for cheese HUMOR you tit.
Don't blame me because your too ignorant to get it.

no more live vic?
bullshit, you'll come back like you always do

Who said I was gone for good? I was done for then, Of course I'll be back, how could anyone resist this "wonderful" website?

PS
thanks for taking my advice and changing your name
you sound a bit less gay now (if only u'd stop old english)

Oh you're welcome, I did it just to prove a point to you idiots, I'm still death and the funny part is about only 4 or 5 people on here are even aware of it.*as I'm sure you are not even now*

I thought you were older, mabye might have something intilligent to argue about, such as the religion topic you put out, but I diddn't realize you were some freshman proud of his diploma and beaking off.

Your continuing idiocy makes that clear, and your arsenal is quite pathetic by the way, and I love the way the "yo mamma" line really got under ya, sad really, now I know why all you get are one liners, which is all you are ever going to get from me from now on, I try not to waste words on the deaf.

Have fun playing "Alt-Metal" - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 3:09pm
Matt
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ahhh death...where to start...
yes dude, i dress in pink tu-tus with nike stripes
how awesome, you're spot on
what a stupid "burn"

as for the old english thing
it's difficult to see where youre coming from, because you dont seperate the old english from your regular language: this makes you sound fucked
dont forget that you are typing here...you cant add accent to it, so basically, i dint know where u were coming from
btw...
who calls someone a "tit" lol

what's there to talk about religion?
i am an atheist

and the "yo mamma" line didn't really get under my skin...well, except for the fact that you have to start attacking external factors because youre too much of a pussy to attack me straight on, because u know i will win

well, in another topic
i checked your profile
few things i wanna clear up

first...don't you ever fucking bitch about alt-metal being whiney listen to YOU
"This year I have gotten the equipment finally in Aug./03, and had my first real experience with a band, Pariah. Sadly, the band diddn't feel I was going to work out, sparing the details, I think I did a very good job in my stint with these guys for the alotted time, and feel that if it was worked on just a little longer with some input, theres a good chance I would have been able to hit what they were looking for, never the less, that diddn't work out..."
you were kicked out FOR A REASON
DON'T WHINE, DONT ARGUE
i dunno if pariah has a new vocalist, but if he can sing, pariah would be a pretty good band

second, "I have become pretty close to comfortable on stage*if there can be such a thing*"
of course there can be a such thing
how can u possibly get nervous? oh wait, cos u cant sing and nobody wants to listen to deathmetal
i also noticed u took a shot at rap metal
now, i'm not really a fan of rm, but at least alt-metal and rap-metal have vocals that are intelligible and UNDERSTANDABLE
people can relate to them, no one can relate to OROROORORRRROROROOROROROROROOROROROROROROROOROROROROOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
you sound like a constipated dying cow
how awesome
your review must have been dope
get off your high horse - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 9:02am
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You guys are all FAR BEYOND RETARDED - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 10:00am
up and adam
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FUCK YOU DEATH YOU BITCH
YOURE A FUCKIN' GOOF
YOURE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO GIVES DEATH METAL A BAD NAME
YORE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO CREATES STEREOTYPES OF DEATHMETAL MUSICIANS
FUCK DUDE, I WOULDNT 'JOIN YOUR TOWN' BECAUSE I WOULD HASSLED FOR LIKING OTHER MUSIC IN CONJUNCTION WITH DEATH METAL
SO I'M A HOMEBOY?
SO WHAT IF I LIKE RAP I LIKE DEATHMETAL TOO

YOU REALLY ARE NARROW MINDED
HERES YOU
"EVERYONE LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND DO AS I SAY"
WHAT ARE YOU, THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT?
JESUS FUCK!
OUT - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 3:07pm
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Ohhh nice shot there buddy.

Gotta try and take low blows?

Guess what? You don't phaze little boy.

Think Pariah "booted me" because I sucked???

Newsflash:

I wasn't even in the band ya little homo!!!!

And yes you are spot on, Pariah is not death metal!!!!

I AM!!!!

And the one thing they allways said was they LIKED my tones you moron, just because it's not what they want doesn't make me a failure.

Get of my horse?

Hah! Get off yours little boy!

Who the fuck are you to talk to me like that?

You have shit to nothing anyone on this planet cares about, when you do get your mallcore band togeather good luck on stage, if you get a gig it will be a tied spot as allways opening so everyone can talk about how much more hardcore the bands following you are.

You just talked about having to attack external things and here you trying to kick me where you think it hurts most!!

Why because you're too fucking stupid to back yourself up with your brain because it's set in finally that perhaps you're not half as smart as you think you are.

And as for the people, all I have to say was there was a sea of people chanting and moshing, a bigger response than fucking Nile got, if the vocals sucked noone wouldhave moved and you know it.

And furthermore if Pariah thought I sucked the wouldn't have had me do any more than one single show with them.

As for my reviewers, you call them shit yet you have no Idea who you banter at right now, nor those you wanna side shot at.
These people meet famous bands daily, all of em have known me for years and finally hearing me floored them, don't blame me you're too much of a sissy to hear good DM potential when it arises, you like little whiny whore vocals!!!

Now what about you "matt" do you have ANYONE on earth who likes what you did??? humm???

I had people come from the other side of the island because they liked what they heard FROM ME, what the fuck can you say???

"me and my friends jam in my mom's basement, and one of them is illiterate"

Again, you are a joke and don't even deserve my time, just thought since you wanted to hit the low points perhaps I'll post again.

Oh and roumor has it you're not just a pussy musically either.

Try and find someone who will say either about me.

you are just a noworth kid being big behiend a computer screen,because in life you are weak and have nothing.

I know your type all to well, and of course, how could I expect any different? This is after a local bitching board.


Nice tries with the cheapshots though kid.

Next time do a little research before you open your jaws.


*Right and as to being nervous on stage, you would know all about it if you ever made it on one kid, letalone one with over 5 people present, and try being the asshole expected to hype people up sometime kid, it's a pressure cooker*


Whats this I just saw "Hi Im' Matt in a guitarist and/or vocalist"

allright little man, put up or shut up, you just tried to bust my nuts now let's see who's better shall we?
Record yourself singing and post it here, we'll see who sucks and who doesn't, or whats the matter?
You don't have the brass because you know you suck and couldn't do what I do if your life depended on it?
And don't feed me the ol "I dont have a mic" bullshiot either.

Come on matt, you got nuthin. - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 3:19pm
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Up and adam:

FUCK YOU DEATH YOU BITCH
YOURE A FUCKIN' GOOF
YOURE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO GIVES DEATH METAL A BAD NAME
YORE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO CREATES STEREOTYPES OF DEATHMETAL MUSICIANS
FUCK DUDE, I WOULDNT 'JOIN YOUR TOWN' BECAUSE I WOULD HASSLED FOR LIKING OTHER MUSIC IN CONJUNCTION WITH DEATH METAL
SO I'M A HOMEBOY?
SO WHAT IF I LIKE RAP I LIKE DEATHMETAL TOO

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Yes, just re-read your post and it becomes apparent who the goof is.

You know nothing of my musical preferences nor who I would tolerate.
For the record, I perfer Epic Metal, not death metal though DM falls in a close second.

I hate mallcore because it ripps off EVERY OTHER GENRE of metal's name and tarnishes it.

I asked matt what bands he liked and suggested perhaps this "alt-metal" is known as something entirely different to me, but what did he do? he couldn't post a single band *probably because theyre mallcore* and he had to continue his pathetic assault instead.

For the record , adam, I have friends from all walks of life and don't dislike a soul for what they listen too *ok thats not ENTIRELY true, I hate mallcore kids* When did I say you weren't allowed to listen to what you like???

Your oh so great buddy matt here insulted me after I commented on how he shouldnt call someone close minded after his words to deathmetal, nothing more so I, having nuts, shot him back a few times, he did me again and here we are now, go ahead scroll up, it's all there.

So again you are a moron, know nothing of what I think, though should you want to ask I'd be more than happy to answer.

Oh right and who the hell is talking to you anyways? - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 3:41pm
Dan Conner
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alt metal = alternative metal.
still never heard of it?!?
Its not mallcore, its not rap metal, its not pop metal...
its alt metal. Its good! - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 3:54pm
Matt
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well death, the 'low blows'
was just my response to you
you obviously didnt like it when i brought in external factors
i was just confirming the fact that u didnt like it either

and i am not on a high horse
i never said i was an awesome guitaris
i never said i was an awesome vocalist
i never said i was anything special
i never pumped myself into something i wasnt

"Who the fuck are you to talk to me like that?"
i'll talk to you however the fuck i want

you praise your reviewers, but fail to name them
famous people? name 1 famous deathmetal guy
betcha no one outside of the dm camp knows who the fuck they are...fame my ass

i have played quite a few gigs death, my largest being approx 3,000 people
i have hands down played more gigs and have more stage experience than you, so don't even start
judging by the crowds, i would assume we were doing something right

"Oh and roumor has it you're not just a pussy musically either"
yeah, this rumor is just flying around everywhere...oh wait, you just made it up now...good rumor

"Try and find someone who will say either about me."
no one knows you, so how could they say anything?
stop thinking you're a fucking celebrity...you act like such a "rock star"

"you are just a noworth kid being big behiend a computer screen, because in life you are weak and have nothing.
I know your type all to well"

yes dude...i'm being so "big"
i'd say this to your face, why should i be afraid of you?
why are you trying to go physical with this? you are so gay, this is a message board for fuck's sakes
i'm not weak, and i'm not a bodybuilder

"Right and as to being nervous on stage, you would know all about it if you ever made it on one kid, letalone one with over 5 people present, and try being the asshole expected to hype people up sometime kid, it's a pressure cooker"

no it's not a pressure cooker. the stage is my bitch...sorry, i don't need to cry and get nervous and whine how it's a "pressure cooker"
but then again...im kinda fucked up...most things that should stress me out don't, so maybe i just don't see where your coming from

i do have a mic, but i don't have anything to connect it to my computer
and dude, like i said before, i never claimed to be a good singer or anything (unlike you who hypes himself up)
how would you compare us anyways?
we have different singing styles
you even said u can't sing clean
well dude, it's harder to sing clean than to scream, ass
yeah...i got "nuthin"
right dude, whatever you say
you're just jealous because deathmetal "singing" has no melody whatsoever

so why dont you shut YOUR mouth death
no one's afraid of you
alt-metal has millions of fans worldwide
can u say the same for deathmetal?
i didnt think so

PS
i like the irony that you've never heard of alt-metal
seems like everyone else has
but, has anyone else heard of "mallcore?"
oh wait, you made that one up yourself - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 5:08pm
korn koiler
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hahaha, damn yo, Beevis and Butthead~!! - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 5:13pm
D�dsanger
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Well man, obviously the shit I heard about you was not accurate, and 3000 and you were not nervous???
The stage is your bitch?
Well man, you got something the rest of us don't apparently, comfort on a stage, let me tell ya, noone who hasn't performed infront of people numerous times is bound to be nervous, and my comment in my bio was to affirm that my stage fright if you wanna call it that has melted away, im comfortable now, I dont see how thats weak...

I diddn't ask you for a fist fight, though should you actually try that shit with me youre gonna find im not hot air, the comment was directed to the point that I heard you were just some squabbling little kid who spews off at a PC, which I guess is wrong coming from that. and the who are you to talk to me like that was from again hearing you were the above.

The reviewres now come on man, as if im dragging them into a petty live vic squabble.

As for me, im not on a high horse, and I sing not only death metal but melodic death as well as epic as you shouldhave read and I dont know how schooled you are in the area but most certainly cannot do what I do and I know it, that is why I gave up guitar, not because of me but from feedback from others, and singing clean is no real feat, most can sing clean, I could but i think it sucks and would sound like crap, hence havnt tried really and I dont see a soul coughing at the attempt, which you cant say for DM, MDM or epic vocals.

How you think Im full of myself I dont know, I diddnt claim to be gods gift to music all I know is I can sing, I can sing better than most, and I diddn't even say anything along the lines of im the worlds best singer or anything so why youd say that I dont know, but go ask around, me and friends have heard enough to know what people think of me so... whatever

Honestly im fucking pissed right now and cant remember what the fuck to say but I remember enough to say this:

As I said before, I bet you Alt-Metal is known to me and others as something entirely different, so again, what are some alt-metal bands? for all you know Im a regular listener!!!

I dont remember the rest of your post as im hosed so im stopping here and going and getting more hosed. - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 5:51pm
Matt
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dude, the point about the stage wasn't to prove that you were weak
i was just saying that you dis some bands for singing about their dad's beating them and you laugh and call them pussies
having your dad beat u is a lot worse than stage fright
i just didn't think what u said was fair, that's all

"I heard you were just some squabbling little kid who spews off at a PC"
first, i doubt you heard this, u probably made it up
second, even if somebody said it, you should be mature enough (not taking a shot at u) to realize that this person has never met me or heard me, and is spreading gossipy rumors

dude...opera singers are the best singers in the world...they sing clean
now, i dislike opera, but you shouldn't say singing clean is no big feat
singing clean GOOD is very difficult

dude, i think you're high on yourself because you always say shit like "i'm better than most" and "most cannot do what i do"
if people did give you good reviews, you believe your own hype...i just think ur a bit arrogant dude, and u don't seem to realize it
why can't u name your reviewers?
"Honestly im fucking pissed right now"
dude, calm down, you don't need to get pissed from a stupid forum
alt-metal is a branch of nu-metal i guess
korn would be an example
dude, you honestly can't dis korn
u dont have to like them, but u HAVE to respect them
they created an entire genre of followers...they created their style with no transitions
they are the most passionate band on the planet
now, i'm not a huge fan of their new stuff, but their old stuff was fuckin gold dude
you can't dis pure originality
so what if their songs are easy?
so what if jon can't sing very well?
they make up for it with passion
technical ability isn't everything, i just wish you'd realize this dude
and dude:
i realize the technical quality of deathmetal (i used to play speed metal)
all i'm saying is that you are taking this too far
deathmetal isn't as extreme as you think, my buddy listens to it all the time, so i know what it's all about
i know what it stands for - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 6:11pm
up and adam
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AGREED.
KORN RULES
(BUT SO DOES DECAPITATED AND CRYPTOPSY)
FUCK, ALTHOUGH DEATH KINDA PISSES ME OFF, YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP FIGHTING
IF U GUYS TEAMED UP AND GOT ALL THE METAL GUYS TOGETHER,
YOU COULD PUT ON SOME AWESOME VERSATILE METAL SHOWS
(I WOULD BE THE MC OF COURSE, JUST KIDDING HAHA)

AND TO ALL U GUYS WHO ARE DISSIN' MATT AND DEATH:
THE ARE FUCKIN' HARDCORE INTO THE MUSIC THEY LIKE IF U DONT UNDERSTAND THEN STAY OUT OF IT, IF THESE GUYS COULD PUT THEIR DIFFERENCES ASIDE AND HELPED EACH OTHER GET BANDS, I BET BOTH BANDS WOULD RULE!

MATT UR LAST POST IS GOOD STUFF
SINGING GOOD CLEAN IS FUCKING HARD
WERE U HONESTLY DISSING DEATH'S VOX, OR WERE U JUST PROVING YOUR EXTERNAL FACTOR THINGAMAJIG?
I PERSONALLY THINK HE'S NOT TOO BAD (HIS GUTTERAL IS AWESOME, BUT HE COULD WORK ON HIS HIGHS)
I LIKE THAT U RESPECT DEATHMETAL AND THE EXTREME TECHNICALITY OF IT

DEATH, ALL U GOTTA DO IS STOP CALLING ALT MALLCORE, SHOW SOME RESPECT, AND THIS SQUABBLE WOULD BE OVER

C'MON G'S, UNIFY METAL
AND DON'T DIS RAP!
OUT - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 7:06pm
MucusAndBIle
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Matt your still gay. - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 7:16pm
Matt
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good one m&b
did u get your grade 4 yet? - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 7:23pm
Dan Conner
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shut up, M+B, heheh...
go punch ryan fletcher.. - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:19pm
korn koiler
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Spencer is just jealous because he has tunnel vision. - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 11:21am
D�dsanger
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Ok first off by being pissed, I was at my neighbour's house shooting whiskey with him, came back here to call a dude and was fuckin around on here while talking to him and posted here, thats what I meant by pissed, You can't really get "mad" over messageboards, theres too much other shit to worry about...

And by clean vocals I diddn't mean oporatic*if thats even a real word* Hell yeah thats hard, I meant clean like matchbox 20 or something.

As to me being arrogant, you confuse confidence with arrogance... fact is, I really do sing that shit better than most, if I diddn't there'd be a hell of alot more people about the world who could do it, and victoria is most definately a small crowd but come on man, better than most certainly doesn't = I am god, and to top it off, vocalists are the only peice that cant really practice without the help of others, and being that I cant start screaming to cds in my house for tone practice, I'm certainly not about to make any solid statements about myself as theres a pile of shit to work on in other areas and I'm not dull enough to prejudge even myself, If I was gonna pump myself it would only be after knowing exactly what im capable of, and all I know now is, I can sing DM better than most people "and no im not including machines like spawn of posession, just aspiring vokillers* and if you think that makes me arrogant, well thats fine.
And as I said man, im certainly not about to start spouting off names of people in squabbles, letalone reviewers who'd rather not have their names mentioned by squabbling people on boards im sure. But hey man, believe me, they do exist and I know some pretty influential people believe that or not, and really I don't care enough about proving it to list you all my contacts so... sorry there.

Again you diddn't mention any bands you listen to, so I still don't know what you're referring to when you say alt-metal.

And yeah adam sorry bout my highs, I can't just off and do highs as I can lows and at the shows I havn't been able to really hear myself to gauge what im doing in that department as the lows I've done soo much of I can feel the sound in the throat, and the first real attempt i made at highs was just for pariah,I useually go with a melodic deathmetal tone for my "highs" that or a one second shreik amidst low gutterals, so I dunno how off I was, I havn't seen the video yet, but thanx on the lows man.


Oh and matt, I really am not so sure you do know what death metal stands for, It means alot of things to people and groups personally as well as each band can be interpereted as meny things, ever thought that in some songs "satan" say shattering the dream was actually in reference to someone murdering a guys wife???

Theres loads you probably don't notice and passed off after reading cannibal corpse lyrics...

Even local bros Repulverizer - song caravan of the fallen soldiers - youre thinking epic gypsy death perhaps?

Its about taking empties back to the liquor store..

Theres lots and lots of that shit all over metal, and some of it is so intillectual its quite hard to comprihend. http://www.darklyrics.org - check up on some DM bands if you like, i think youll find most arent singing about fucking corpses, though of course, where would we be if some diddnt?

Heres an example of some killer lyrics brought to you by Cruiser of repulverizer:

What Does This Have To Do With Algorithm Analysis?

Take any integers x and y
That share a common divisor (greater than 1)
Can you (always) make them relatively prime
By adding a total of 3 to them?

Let's construct an upper-triangular lattice of prime values
To be the greatest common denominators of the x-y pairs
Extract from this a system of 8 congruences
Which we can solve, using the Chinese Remainder Theorem
And then we'll have a counterexample

2, 3, 2
19, 5, 7
11, 2, 13
17

Now we've got 2 systems of 4 congruences
One system for x and one for y
But those b values aren't relatively prime
So we can't use the Chinese Remainder Theorem
What fuckin' now?

But hey, these are congruences I'm enforcing
So I can discard any info that I don't need
If x is even, then we know x+2 is even too
Cross off the extra 2's and now are b's are relatively prime
Plug it into Maple "chrem" and get our answer

498,304
and 3,007,640 - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 12:58pm
Matt
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hey death
alright, i was mixed up...i thought u meant pissed as in angry
my bad
operatic vocals is an extreme case, but certainly i din't mean matchbox 182
dude, what u call confidence, i call overconfidence

i agree with adam, your lows rule, but highs lack (but hey, highs are tough to do)
adam:...i was just seeing how death liked external factors, that's all

i mentioned korn as a band i listened to
and dude, i understand deathmetal (except for your math song, i suck at math)
read my above post again dude, i think u skimmed over it too fast - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 2:30pm
Marc
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you all have way too much time on your hands, especially death. shit some of those posts are like essays. if you really were all that you said you woulda left this alone - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 4:11pm
ROSS B AY
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this shit's silly. - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 4:20pm
haha
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LOSERS!! what is sad, is that i actually know who i am calling a loser. LOU!!! or hahahaha 'ahem" DEATH________________________________________ GROW UP!!!!!

now i must have to spend time at logans looking at your sorry ass KNOWING that you take up, which must be at least, 2 hours a day writing on this board. jesus man give it up. - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 4:40pm
D�dsanger
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Wuhahah, oh no please stop it hurts!

It doesn't take 2 hours to post on a msg board, not my fault I type fast.

And what else are boards for other than meeting people and bantering about useless shit "haha" it's live vic on top of it, where bored people go to talk about nothing, don't fret at me for having no work till monday and being here sick. - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 7:26pm
Matt
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well guys, the irony is that you are saying we have too much time on our hands...yet you post here as well
i am a fast typer
i post here when i'm taking a break from studying:
typing responses keeps my brain active and focused; if i left my work area, i'd prob'ly fall asleep, watch simpsons, or play guitar for a few hours, when all i want is a 5min break
and marc
what wrong with essays?
i fuckin' love writing essays
being able to argue and back yourself is a good skill
and dude, these are hardly essays, me and death are just fuckin' around back and forth
you guys seem to think this is more serious than it really is
fact is, in real life, me and death would probably fuckin' match shots of whisky or something
so guys, stop reading into this so much, WE ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND (well, i am at least) - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 9:25pm
Bobby
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marcs got a good point... stop this stupid shit - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:02am
D�dsanger
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Only people actually complaining are you guys bobby, ever occour to you people some of us idiots find bantering at eachother entertaining?

Apparently you do as well since you feel the need to post in here, noone was talking to you.

And "haha"

now i must have to spend time at logans looking at your sorry ass KNOWING that you take up, which must be at least, 2 hours a day writing on this board. jesus man give it up

-

Take your own advice buddy, the only thing hurting I see is you shooting at me from the shadows.
Don't like the fact that I can banter with long posts to matt here?
This makes me hurtin and is gonna lame up your time at Logans???

Jesus man, you give it up.

Im' just fucking around on here killing useless boring time, what are you doing???? - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:11am
darylarmour
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holy crap u guyz wright longs posts! - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 8:39pm
Matt
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yeah, i guess me and death are known for that now huh?

death, dude, u work at logan's?
what do u do there? - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 9:45pm
MucusAndBile
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oh oh matts trying to mack on death. - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 10:33pm
D�dsanger
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Lol!

I sure hope not!

Last bastard who tried that thankfully got violent after and "removed", and then again a second time.

*Note to gay dudes, hitting on groups of loaded bangers then assaulting them once promptly rejected isin't a smart move*

And I'd be the Metal DJ - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 11:27pm
Matt
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yes m&b i'm macking on death
i'm a huge flamer (despite the fact that i have a gf)
good one
shouldn't u be studying for grade 4 finals?
you do want to pass don't you?

death, you had a gay dude attack you when u rejected him?
THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! some people... - Mon, 27 Oct 2003 1:41am
D�dsanger
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Oh he diddn't attack me, thankfully all he did was hit on me, I gave a nice dose of evil and he left me alone, it was my friends, he hit on 3 of them and one of the three he started touching, buddy diddn't even shove him just grabbed his hands and threw them back at him and simply said "HEY MAN, DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, I'M NOT FUCKIN GAY ALLRIGHT!?!?!?!"

Then the gay dude went off about him being a homophobic fuck or something and assaulted him, THEN he was removed, only to come flying back in shortly after and needing removal yet again..

At least a kind patron advised him he'd be better off going to prisim to pick up dates rather than metal night...

Bastard was crazy though, thought he could take out me and another staff member..
Watch out I think theres a potential male serial rapist on the loose!

Fuckin tit.
*God I hate insomnia... anyone know how far I need to stick this skewer into my ear until I can go to work not like a zombie???*

Yeah and its :3:40 not 2:20 you dipshit time signature! - Mon, 27 Oct 2003 2:29am
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