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TheBlack Pixie
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Told the fucker twice to spell check the tattoo before he put on me. But he still spelt signifying WRONG and now it is on my arm. And here is the kicker, I'm an English Major with a misspelled shakespeare quote on her arm - Fri, 15 May 2009 7:50pm Edited: Fri, 15 May 2009 7:52pm
grimlord
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Oh fuck

Did he spell check?

Damb girl,you mite as well had me put that quot on there.

If yesser where here he would try and make you look bad and stuff.But I think if you let it get real old looking(as in don't put creams or ointments on it) and just let it dry out... it will look older and you can say you got it when you where younger. - Fri, 15 May 2009 8:05pm Edited: Fri, 15 May 2009 8:06pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Maybe this is such a fucking retarded thing that it will bring Yesser back, just so he can flap his mouth about it.

Damn, you really miss Yesser, don't you Grim? Admit it, you were but buddies - Fri, 15 May 2009 8:08pm
trevor corey
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Hey, did ya hear the one about the English Major that had a mis-spelled word in her Shakespeare quote tattoo............ - Fri, 15 May 2009 8:10pm
grimlord
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Now now...

Non of that

I just have no one who will make fun of me anymore....
Oh wait ...everyone does that already...Ummm...Oh well...I am who I am and I can't change that. I mite as well have some fun with it...


Oh Trev.... Mom's says hi and would like you to shout out sometime....

peace... - Fri, 15 May 2009 8:14pm Edited: Fri, 15 May 2009 8:17pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Aw, I'll make fun of you grim! - Fri, 15 May 2009 8:23pm
grimlord
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Thanks...

In the words of Harry's father on the TV show night court (yes I'm that old) I feel much better now... - Fri, 15 May 2009 8:30pm Edited: Fri, 15 May 2009 8:35pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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TBP: did buddy show it to you when it was still on paper before it was transferred onto your arm? Or did he just start inking without any paper transfer as a guide?

......whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.....

Niiiiice bra, though! - Sat, 16 May 2009 11:47am
Mr. Horse
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Look i found a picture of grimlord. - Sat, 16 May 2009 12:08pm
sumyungai
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Hey... don't hassle the Hoff... - Sat, 16 May 2009 12:50pm
TheBlack Pixie
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He showed me the paper transfer. And I asked are you sure that is the correct spelling? And he said he looked it up in the dictionary. I should have looked it up myself, because it didn't look right. Oh well... - Sat, 16 May 2009 1:19pm
evilkleg
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Wow. I hope the doofus that did the work didn't charge you. I think you should be able to tattoo something on him now as payback. - Sat, 16 May 2009 8:21pm
trevor corey
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, - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 3:32am
TheBlack Pixie
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Tattoo is not worth fixing. I ended up getting store credit - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 9:17am
Whitford St. Holmes
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A store credit? You'd let these chimps have another go? Come on, you're an English major! I'd consider getting it fixed and it's on their dime, otherwise it will be there until death or amputation do you part. - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 7:44pm
buffon
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You still always add the line on top "It is a tale told by a dyslexic" - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:01pm
Chopper
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Helps if you inform people of the shop and artist, so nobody uses them for script/text tattoos. This guy's a dolt... - Mon, 15 Jun 2009 7:16pm
Swingin' Joe
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Store credit? Really? I'd be fucking furious over this. This asshole shouldn't be allowed to touch anyones skin. What shop was this? That's one thing I always say, just because someone tattoos, doesn't mean they're good at it. Go to Union Tattoo and ask for Leroy next time. - Mon, 15 Jun 2009 9:33pm
TheBlack Pixie
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I've had all my tattoos done my this place and have never had any problems. But the policy is, is once you agree to the temporary then they are no longer responsible for design errors- eventhough I asked if he looked up the spelling. They are not willing to pay for removal and neither am I at this time - Mon, 15 Jun 2009 9:52pm
BBJones
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so then it's basically your fault? - Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:30pm Edited: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:31pm
BBJones
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or in case you're not a hockey fan and go into denial and are a closet homo...

you still get the point right? - Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:33pm Edited: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:34pm
Tyler
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how could you have agreed to the temporary one? isn't it obvious, especially to you as an english major? not trying to be a jerk, maybe I missed something. - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 8:47am
Lucius
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Doh! Cheers, Lucius - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:58am
Tyler
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after a little thought, I've decided this tattoo is even cooler because of the mistake. I wish I had the balls to have that on my arm. - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 3:30pm
TheBlack Pixie
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I told him the spelling looked funny, I didn't think it was right but he told me he looked it up in the dictionary. So, yeah, it's my fault for trusting him - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 9:48pm
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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It took me years to get my first tattoo as I was looking for something simple and that I could live with for ever.This is something that goes through anyone's head when thinking about putting something so permanent on your own flesh.It is who you are and it is how you show the world who you are.I have a Japanese symbol of music on my right arm...But if he told you it was right you might have a case there.But you did doubt it. - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:19pm
trevor corey
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I often wonder how many people are walking around with oriental symbols that they think mean something deep and poetic that actually say "I like the cock". - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:26pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Meh, live and learn...bitch, drink about it, live - then learn - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:56pm
Lucius
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I often wonder how many people are walking around with oriental symbols that they think mean something deep and poetic that actually say "I like the cock". - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 8:35am
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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Oriental symbols can be read bye Japanese and Chines ,They read it and it means pretty much the same thing ,they just say it different.And I have researched it for some time before I got it. - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:00am Edited: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:01am
trevor corey
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Could have been worse.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html

""""A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £10,000 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face - but ended up with 56.""""

""""She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English.


She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work... and awoke to 'this nightmare'.""""



Is the Grimlord's tattoo on the small of his back? - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:18pm
trevor corey
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o man - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:19pm
FISH
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I'd like to know how you manage to fall asleep while getting your face tattooed? - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:23pm
trevor corey
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Here is a pick of the tattoo artist. This is how I've always pictured NoiseNotBombs. He says she is lying and only changed her mind after she got home and everyone, including a psychologist, called her a freak.
LOL - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:34pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Okay, that chick with the star face made me feel SO much better about my tattoo blunder - Thu, 18 Jun 2009 5:41pm
Spinvis
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she lied hehe

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Tattoo_girl%3a_I_lied_about_my_stars&in_article_id=690233&in_page_id=64

Tattoo girl: 'I lied about my stars'
Kimberley Vlaeminck admits she knew tattoo parlour was giving her 56 stars

The girl suing a tattoo artist who left her with 56 stars on her face has admitted she lied.

Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, claimed that she'd asked for three small stars but fell asleep during the procedure and woke up with a whole galaxy on her face.

But she has now confessed she knew exactly what tattoo parlour owner Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing but changed her mind later.

She said she lied because her father was "furious".

Vlaeminck only made her admission after being caught on a hidden camera by Belgium TV show De Jakhalzen.

She said she knew about all the stars all along and the only thing she hadn't been sure of were the stars on her nose.

She is now set to lose her £9,000 compensation claim. - Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:27am
KRIEG
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She should have a massive scarlet L tattooed across the other side of her face for her for concocting that BS story. - Tue, 30 Jun 2009 4:00pm
_Griphin_
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Wrong spellings suck... - Tue, 30 Jun 2009 9:58pm
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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you suck for pointing that out....

Spell check fuck - Thu, 2 Jul 2009 10:41am Edited: Thu, 2 Jul 2009 10:41am
Doc
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Um...I think that he was talking about the tattoo Grim, not your typing skills.

~Bartender! I'll have a tequila shooter with a tequila chaser!
Doc - Fri, 3 Jul 2009 2:54pm
k8
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so where'd you get it done? - Sun, 5 Jul 2009 4:51pm
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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my bad - Sun, 5 Jul 2009 5:12pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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Wasn't the guys name Jimbo er something? - Sun, 5 Jul 2009 5:25pm
TheBlack Pixie
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I'm not going to give out names or the place, in all fairness the blame is 50/50 - Mon, 6 Jul 2009 9:03pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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I have nothing to say right now. Just testing to see if posting from my phone works. - Wed, 8 Jul 2009 1:55pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Getting all tech fancy, aren't we? - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 6:00pm
B.P.
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'in all fairness the blame is 50/50'

No offence, but that's like saying it's a 50/50 fault when say someone orders a print of a bright yellow sunflower from an artist and it shows up blue because the artist neglects to tell clients they're color blind and each print is made as it's ordered. It's more than obvious he never checked the spelling before he made the transfer. - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 8:49pm Edited: Thu, 9 Jul 2009 8:50pm
Hang The DJ
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Oh well, at least it's just lettering and doesn't stand out so no one will really be reading it. Keep in mind that most people can't even read. I still don't know how this could end up happening to someone. I always turn and watch most of the tattoo being done because A) I am sick and like needles and B) I want to make sure the tattoo is going exactly as planned and not how the artist wants it, but how I want it and C) I want to see how it is being done because I'm hoping to land an apprenticeship. Plus, if you are an English major and saw the stencil on your arm, how come you couldn't see the obvious spelling mistake?

It's that instinct we tend to ignore that usually turns out to be right. - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 10:07pm
goff
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hey hang the dj. when is your band playing next? i'd like to check it out. - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 10:42pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Okay, read above statements- I said it was spelt wrong, he said he looked it up in the dictionary, I thought I might be wrong and agreed. So, yes, I did notice the spelling error - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 10:50pm
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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And still had then place it into your flesh for eternity? - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 10:56pm
trevor corey
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Perfection is overrated................at least that's what my therapist tells me..... - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 10:56pm
goff
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I'm not going to lie and tell you that tattoo is rad but i might have you beat. my first was a maple leaf that the so called artist said could make it look like chrome. it ended up looking like those fucking Zulu pants. absolute horse shit. i think i'll get it framed. time for another PBR - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 11:05pm
trevor corey
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My kid sister went to some shady artist out of a trailer in Langford back in the early nineties. She wanted a Lion.
She got Tony The Tiger.
I kid you not, - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 11:07pm
goff
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I LOL'ed - Thu, 9 Jul 2009 11:12pm
Hang The DJ
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If you said you noticed the spelling error, you didn't.. otherwise you wouldn't have a misspelled word on your skin.. Sorry! There's no room for doubt when it comes to tattooing.

And I have no clue when we're playing next.. We don't really have a sound that matches up well with other bands in Vic. - Fri, 17 Jul 2009 2:44am
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