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What is the worst thing you've cooked being drunk?
| Message Board > General Chitchat > What is the worst thing you've cooked being drunk? |
| grimlord User Info... | I have made some pretty fucked up meals after coming home drunk. Leftover pork chops on top of cheff boy-RD spaghetti. - Fri, 8 May 2009 12:21pm | ||
| LETSGETRAD! User Info... | i tried making a grilled cheese sandwich with a bagel the otherweekend that was a mistake - Fri, 8 May 2009 1:49pm | ||
| Daners User Info... | My hand... when I fell asleep with it on the radiator. - Fri, 8 May 2009 1:50pm | ||
| inhalien User Info... | The other night I had a grilled chicken breast with cheddar cheese....I think. - Fri, 8 May 2009 9:35pm | ||
| grimlord User Info... | I've walked 6 or 7 blocks to 7/11 for there shitty hotdogs and chilly and pump cheese.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pump cheese. - Fri, 8 May 2009 11:09pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | ............................................______ __ ....................................,.-‘”...................``~., .............................,.-”...................................“-., .........................,/...............................................”:, .....................,?........................... ...........................\, .................../.................................................. .........,} ................./.................................................. ....,:`^`..} .............../.................................................. .,:”........./ ..............?.....__............................ .............:`.........../ ............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`..... ..._/ ..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....} ...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`..... }............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-” ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|........... ...`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\ ................................`:,,.............. .............`\..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\........ ..._,-%.......`\ - Sat, 9 May 2009 12:03am | ||
| J fatso User Info... | FACEPALM! (Slimey week old hotdog dipped in some honeymustard from Mcdonalds) I win. - Sun, 10 May 2009 9:35am | ||
| sumyungai User Info... | Kiwifruit and walnut casserole. What a treat. - Sun, 10 May 2009 10:10am | ||
| beazlbub User Info... | i rarely drink anymore but when i was in my 20s i made some pretty messed up things when drunk and hungry #1 ramen noodle sandwich with chedder cheese or processed cheese (whatever kind o cheese i had in the fridge at the time) on white or brown bread #2 chedder cheese and dill pickle sandwhich #3 chedder cheese and strawberry jam sandwhich #4 pickled herring chedder cheese sandwhich oh and when my brother and i lived together for awhile because we spent all our money on booze and weed we had Porridge everyday.. sometimes with milk and sugar or sometimes we would mix spices like curry or hotsauce into it lol the stupid things you eat just so you could save money for booze and drugs lol - Mon, 11 May 2009 2:49am | ||
| Criss Crass User Info... | Crack just like mom used to make. - Mon, 11 May 2009 9:09am | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Probably the worse thing I can do is operate an oven when I'm loaded, cause I go to cook something like Shake and Bake chicken, forget I'm cooking it and pass out, then wake up an hour later and realize there's something getting dry in the oven. :) - Mon, 11 May 2009 11:13am | ||
| Hang The DJ User Info... | I cooked a bee (the bee was still alive) in beer in a frying pan drunk at a party, the same day I got surgery when I wasn't supposed to even touch alcohol.. Some guy kept coming out going "what's cookin'?".. then some girls cooked stir fry in the same pan.. mmm mmm! - Tue, 19 May 2009 1:26am | ||
| grimlord User Info... | mmmmmmmmmmmm stir fly. - Tue, 19 May 2009 8:54am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Yo G, hit me up. I may have something for you in the free weight, bench press department. [email protected] - Tue, 19 May 2009 7:06pm | ||
| Hang The DJ User Info... | Yeah bees are pretty tastyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. One time I made a juicy pot af noodles with all the veggies and shit an just dropped it ALL on the ground.. like fuck.. they were Mr. Noodles.. then again when am I evar sober>! not now!!! haaaaaa! today I . bought my food which is the best bet. - Wed, 20 May 2009 12:29am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | I like this trend of inebriated posting. "YOU ANSA DUR! YOU OWDER DONAIR! YOU ANSA DOOR! YOU OWDER, YOU PASS OUT! ANSA DOOR!" -answering machine message from Athena's - Wed, 20 May 2009 12:48am Edited: Wed, 20 May 2009 12:50am | ||
| sealion User Info... | In the 1970s I come home from the bar and find a tin of sardines on the kitchen counter with triangle holes in the middle of each side of the lid. Thought, boy are they dumb, that's the wrong opener. Toast/mayo/salt& pepper, the right can opener, and viola a yummy sardine sandwich, then to bed. Woke up to hear my sister yelling: "omigod that's gross, he ate the used shrimp bait." They had lowered it off a dock on some sacking stretched across a bicycle rim and left it there for a few hours to do some midnight shrimping. Not recommended. - Sun, 24 May 2009 1:29pm Edited: Sun, 24 May 2009 1:30pm | ||
| Mr. Horse User Info... | Dam those 70's eh. - Sun, 24 May 2009 2:09pm | ||
| TheBlack Pixie User Info... | The worst is if your stoned and drunk- your munching out and your too drunk to comprehend what your making. I once ate a bunch of pickles with peanutbutter- it was really nasty when it came back up. I still apologise to my friend everytime I see her (eventhough it was 6 years ago) because she had to get the carpet steam cleaned - Sun, 24 May 2009 2:53pm | ||
| grimlord User Info... | Early 80's...Come home with some friends and my roommate...Start playing Saga and get hungry as fuck ,but all we have was a bag of old onions that where growing shoots...stail bread and and salt ans pepper.Oh and ranch dressing... mmmmmmmmmmmm drunkin onion sandwich - Sun, 24 May 2009 2:59pm | ||
| TheBlack Pixie User Info... | Ketchup and stale noodles...only after at least 9 beers - Sun, 24 May 2009 6:41pm | ||
| sickboy User Info... | seared scalops, scrambled eggs and pesto, good at the time. - Mon, 25 May 2009 11:23am | ||
| Doc User Info... | Spam fried with onions, rice, cream of mushrom soup and Dave's Insanity sauce. *shudders* ~It shouldn't taste better comming up than it does going down. Doc - Mon, 25 May 2009 12:02pm | ||
| Bounce User Info... | Cheese dipped in cream corn...barf I have also on more than one occasion...come home and put chicken nuggets in the oven and passed out...thus having to throw out many cookie sheets the next day!... No more drinking and cooking for me..lol... - Mon, 25 May 2009 1:49pm Edited: Mon, 25 May 2009 1:50pm | ||
| grimlord User Info... | K/D cream of mushroom and tuna..with salteen crackers - Mon, 25 May 2009 5:58pm | ||
| TheBlack Pixie User Info... | I shouldn't read this threat when I'm eating.... - Mon, 25 May 2009 10:05pm | ||
| grimlord User Info... | LOL FUCK YEAH... - Mon, 25 May 2009 10:21pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | Did I ever tell you guys about the time I let one of my dogs like my plate, then forget, and then go get another plate full, and then eat it, and then remember that I had let the dog lick it earlier? - Mon, 25 May 2009 11:53pm | ||
| Dr.DoomXXX User Info... | About 10 years ago I was making scrambled eggs and drinking straight silent sam and for some fucking dumb reason thought it'd cool to throw in a shot and make a vodka suflet. It wasn't. - Wed, 27 May 2009 6:17pm | ||
| CoAlieLibertine User Info... | the worst thing i ever cooked when i was drunk was part of my fingernail. i called it fingernail fajita's! knives, and drinking don't mix well. - Thu, 28 May 2009 3:09pm Edited: Thu, 28 May 2009 3:10pm | ||
| grimlord User Info... | Once...or maybe twice...I have scraped the peanut butter jar clean ..with a stir stick..on to end crusts of a bread loaf...that had old jamm and crumbs from others and all kinds of shit that you don't wont to look at as it might stop you from enjoying this little taste of haven.....Then it falls onto the floor peanut butter side down......Ahhh Well 2 second rule.I think there is some theory as to the amount of revolutions a piece of toast with one side heaver then the other will take to fall from the distance of an average counter top .Ether make them higher or lower...I don't wont my toast to fall side down anymore.... - Thu, 28 May 2009 3:17pm Edited: Thu, 28 May 2009 3:19pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | the two second rule does not apply when the toast hits peanut butter side down. - Thu, 28 May 2009 3:24pm | ||
| grimlord User Info... | AHhh but you failed, in the thought that I was not drunk enough to eat it....I will eat anything when drunk.....Just ask you mom. - Thu, 28 May 2009 7:56pm | ||
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