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grimlord
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Okay this may sound pathetic but here goes ,I have tryed the dating online thing for like about a year.I have put out ads on used Vic. and other sites and some dating one aswell ,if I tell girls I am in a band and have long hair I never get a responce but if I leave this fact out I get some(responces that is).Is there not chics out there in Vic that like long hair ,I geass thay think I am a drugy and an alcoholic , well maybe a little weed and some beer but is not like I dont have a hart. Am I to be single for the rest of my days, where are all the metal chics come on cogers I know you are out there .And what is the definition of a male coger? Me?Just getting a little frustrated ,I just had my berthday and am feeling my age (38) old and alone this sucks

need a date for work cristmas party

not going to happen - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 2:23pm
Mr. Hell
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Tried transvestites? Could be the answer to your conundrum. - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 3:29pm
KRIEG
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evar thenk yer problom mite b yer lak uf gramar skils? - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 3:42pm
grimlord
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I ant got no proper graming - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 3:56pm
Spinvis
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It might depend on how you are wording your ads. My advice - get a female friend to help you put together a well worded ad. A guy that is musically inclined is certainly not a bad trait to have. - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 4:08pm
grimlord
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I think that wearing a shirt that says "FREE MUSTACHE RIDES " to a first date can hinder things aswell, I geass I will never learn. - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 4:18pm Edited: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 4:19pm
ROSS B AY
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Tell prospective bitch that you will bring a 3 pack of dong bags on your first date in case she gets frisky. Let her know that you don't want any fucking whiny shit bag kids running around as it cramps your style. Then bum a couple of smokes off her. - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 5:34pm
grimlord
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Don't smoke and don't mind or have kids ,and have to thruogh out my DONG BAGS b/c thay get to old and are no good. - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 5:41pm Edited: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 5:41pm
trevor corey
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Loose the desperation.

Use spellcheck when posting on dating services.



On a nice day, take an acoustic, leash up Dozer and go down to the park.



If all that fails. Start coming to dojo with me. We''ll have you hooked up with a Japanese girl by the end of the summer. - Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:58pm Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:55am
Yesser
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I hate to say this but most girls are looking for men who have developed physical, emotionally, and mentally. Your communication skills blantantly suggest your education level is on the down-low, and your long hair suggest a lower level of hygiene/self-esteem (girls assume this) and your "oh woe is me" attitude suggest you are not in grips with your emotions. I suggest going to school, cutting your hair, and get help with your style and skills. Until then you are destined to be single as the Johnson Street bridge men have only a little less to offer than you. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 8:31am
Yesser
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I didn't notice your profile pictue until now. You are in even worse shape than i imagined. And your post perfectly projects that description. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 8:34am
Tyler
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cut your hair ;) - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 8:36am
dumpstermesh
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Don't listen to these people. Well you can go to dojo with Trev. He's the man.

I'm all for people being themselves so if having long hair and a beard is you then don't change it. Guys that are uncomfortable in their own skin is a huge turn off.

I don't know you but I'd suggest just being yourself and getting out to as many things you find interesting. Whether that is metal shows, libraries, sitting under bridges, or drinking tea at the beach. You'll meet girls that have the same interests and you'll be happier in your element. That helps.

Poor spelling is a turn off if you are using online as a way to meet the ladies. Everything online should be clean, and concise.

Being single and 38 can't be easy. I wish you luck. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 9:10am
grimlord
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Hay thank dumpstermesh and I wil not change for any one ,only for me ,if I wont to and I don't as for spelling I always us a spell check when online dating,I have dislexia and I don't have the time to do the spell check on here cuz I don't care ,it is only live vic .I am educated to a point I dropped out in grade 9 but it never stopped me fromm getting the job I wanted just the girl.I am in a job that I never would have dreamed of having (high- teck sapphire wafer manufactering for the L.E.D. industry)I just whent out and got it .Now if I could I should just got out and find a girl right ?not that easy ,and Trev that sounds cool .I always thought my eliment was like the bar seen butmy friends say I should just close my mouth cuz I say things like "Hay wont to dance .. no well I was on my way to the can to take a shit anyway,or "I guess anal rape is out of the question". Yah I gues I never realy cared but now this is out of hand ha ha or in hand ha ha ha oh no realy I need to get laid anyone anyone oh god help me - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:42am
Mike
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Your friends invite you out all the time to events, parties etc, and 99/100 your answer is undoubtedly 'Naaaaaah'

You spend days at a time locked in your cave smoking weed, playing video games and drinking beer. Why this hasnt attracted dozens of nubile young hotties into your clutches I will never know.


You have a good job and a good personality but you arent going to meet a girl if you dont go out and DO THINGS, aside from once in blue moon going to a metal show and getting drunk.

Every girl Ive ever seen you in a relationship with has been good looking and cool, but maybe you smoked too much weed and you forgot how to get laid.

Plus, when you DO Meet a girl, dont go on about how crappy your life is. Not telling them something bad about yourself isnt the same as lying.

Weed is a master of sucking the self esteem out of some people. Maybe you should stop smoking a 1/4 a day and buy a bike or something. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:51am Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:30pm
Bounce
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Your hot and you know your hot!..you will find the metal chick your looking for...just be patient! When your not looking they will come out of the woodwork!... - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 1:30pm
trevor corey
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Dumpstermeshh left out a couple of commas in her post.


"The comma is a valuable, useful punctuation device because it separates the structural elements of sentences into manageable segments."

GET YOUR GRADE TEN GRIMLORD!
.........school is a great way to meet chicks.























































Just teasing ya Dumpster. Congratulations on your recent creative writing awards ;] - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 1:42pm Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 1:50pm
grimlord
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FUCK OFF I ant got my grade 10 yah asshaole

chips and smokes ,lets go


where is my peperoni


I am going to smoke some weed and get drunk
fucken good time - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 1:58pm
ROSS B AY
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Grade 10's way harder than grade 9. WAAAYY fucking harder..... - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 1:59pm
Mike
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"where is my peperoni"

Evidently, in your hand.

"I am going to smoke some weed and get drunk
fucken good time"

minus the fucken in your case.


ps: doesn't Firefox have a built in spell check? - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 2:07pm
Bounce
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I'll go to your xmas party with you! - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 2:39pm
dumpstermesh
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Thank you, and damn you Trev. Yes, I missed a couple commas but that is okay for a first draft. Had I time to revise, I would've caught them.

Go Grim Go! Go Grim Go! - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 3:11pm
dumpstermesh
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Reading this thread did inspire me to write a little article called, How to Date Sexy Women Online.

I'll post a link if it gets published. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 3:13pm Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 3:13pm
Flatulence
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".I am educated to a point I dropped out in grade 9 but it never stopped me fromm getting the job "

That is not being educated, not even somewhat. And yes it has stopped you from getting a job. Just not the lowest paid and least complicated ones. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 4:13pm Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 4:13pm
Yesser
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"Hay thank dumpstermesh and I wil not change for any one ,only for me ,if I wont to and I don't as for spelling I always us a spell check when online dating,I have dislexia and I don't have the time to do the spell check on here cuz I don't care ,it is only live vic .I am educated to a point I dropped out in grade 9 but it never stopped me fromm getting the job I wanted just the girl.I am in a job that I never would have dreamed of having (high- teck sapphire wafer manufactering for the L.E.D. industry)I just whent out and got it .Now if I could I should just got out and find a girl right ?not that easy ,and Trev that sounds cool .I always thought my eliment was like the bar seen butmy friends say I should just close my mouth cuz I say things like "Hay wont to dance .. no well I was on my way to the can to take a shit anyway,or "I guess anal rape is out of the question". Yah I gues I never realy cared but now this is out of hand ha ha or in hand ha ha ha oh no realy I need to get laid anyone anyone oh god help me"

What? - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 4:15pm
Jl
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what was the point in re-posting(under quotes) THE WHOLE POST that grim. made?!?!? only to conclude with "what?".

anyhow, why are you guys shittin' on this guy? Granted coming here to "shed your emotions" probably isn't the best idea... but in all honesty, this anon. above(who's too "cool" to use a s/n), do you really have nothing better to do? And if not, then how could you possibly shit on grim. when you probably aren't in any better waters?

Grim. the best possible advice I could give, and has been mentioned above, is to be yourself but be confident in who you are. If you cant be sure and confident in who you are; how can anyone else be?(confident in you that is). Im only 27(married, mind you) but I know what its like to be/feel awkward infront of the opposite sex. At the end of the day, as long as you believe in who you are and are confident in yourself; you cant ask for much more. Keep on truckin'... victoria is only a small smattering of the finest ladies in the world ;) - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 5:15pm
ROSS B AY
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Well, the best advice I could offer is - let Bounce hook you up. Have you seen some of them metal chicks? Holy sheep shit....... - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 5:21pm
Mike
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I make fun of him because I know him so well - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 5:53pm
Aidan Logins
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"Is there not chics out there in Vic that like long hair"

There's lots of them, but they probably aren't on internet dating sites. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 5:55pm
Andrew
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Hey bro take it from some1 who was in your position for the last while. Had a long relationship with a kickass girl and then nothing for the last 2 years. With girls...it's just like math, Find your formula, and it'll work on any of them. I've gone out on a few dates lately and they all worked out great. I'm still seeing two of them. Ya just gotta figure out what works for u and then keep doing it. Girls are all the same, (sheilds face from women's reaction) find out what makes them smile or laugh or whatever and keep doing it! If you can't find any common interest that you both enjoy, screw it. Move on. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 6:00pm
LilyVon
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Go to whatever night Evo has their metal or hard rock nights. There are usually chicks there that like long hair. Grammar really is a must though, especially if you are writing out a profile online. That is your first impression. Firefox does have a grammar check you can enable. Also if you have long hair make sure you have clean hair. Greasy hair is very 90's and kinda gross. Try going to more shows that would have a 'metal' audience. You'll have better luck finding a chick your style there. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 7:34pm
grimlord
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When I was in my late teens I used to wright power ballads on guitar and record them with two shitty tape players to get more then one track and then sing sucky mushy lyrics to it and then give it to a girl ,maybe I should go old school and wright a song for girls to fall in love too, I have lots I can work with and I can sing very well from what I am told.At work I never stop singing to the radio b\c that is all I have there and work would suck more if I didn't,I can sing almost anything on the zone if I know the tune.I thank all you for your in put ,not to sure what I will do but I need to do something and soon. And no I will never pay for it.I have been jaded (Mike Knows) from psycho bitches in the past and am not willing to go out with someone like that ever again,granted I am no saint but I am willing to work for the relationship but I will not change the way I do things.It's me or nothing guess what they pick?that's right nothing,(or at lest I get nothing)I have grown to enjoy my time by myself but now I would just like to have someone there for me and be there for them too,I have and am still going through ruff times, with health and family and have no one to talk to,sure I have friends but you can't let thing out to your friends or talk to them like you can someone you are intimate with,just wish I had that and I get jelus of those that do .It took a lot for me to put this thred on here and was thinking of it for awile just never had the guts to until now ,so laugh and make jokes all you like this is live vic after all.And being in a band and all your friends are in bands too ,there is not a chic out there that hasn't fucked one of my friends ,and for me that is a tern off.I have to go to mars to find one.Just cuz I cant spell or word things right do not mean I wont find a girl, just not on the internet .It's what is on the inside that counts but when you look this good no one cares what's on the in side.








Fuck wont I ever shut up!

after three years are you considered a vergin again? - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 8:15pm Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 8:30pm
trevor corey
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Theres your problem right there. Young Andrew is hogging all the chicks.

THREE YEARS !?!
Time to give VIP a call. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 8:42pm
Flatulence
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Im sorry i didnt realise that grimlord was actually mentally handicapped. Didnt think i was talking to a tard. Sorry Grimlord. - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:48pm Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:49pm
grimlord
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VIP?? Like I said

I will never pay for it

or lie for a chance to be with them


or cut my hair (even thou it's getting thin)

I say who I am, and ya if I go into my life story , there's not a lot of good there to talk about, so ya Mike sometimes they ask, and I just talk.I am not ashamed of my life ,I am just glad I and the ones I love are still here and am sad for those who aren't .

Well I guess this whole thread is me saying I am lonely
A man reaches his braking point at some time ........all depends on how you brake.
And livevictoria.com just saw it and was there to help so
thank you.



I will be ok







There is a new girl at work........... total coog ......gigaty gigaty gooooo


















Hay Flatulence
A lot of the kids in my class were named Cooper and they all had helmets and weren't on a team
so go fuck yer self - Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:58pm Edited: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:33pm
dumpstermesh
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Like I said, if I got it published then I'd post it.

It wasn't hard to get it published on this site.

http://www.socyberty.com/Relationships/How-to-Date-Sexy-Women-Online.341685 - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 8:50am
Lucius
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You haven't been laid in three years!!!! Shit man, I've got a $20 here for a lady of the night. As someone mentioned earlier it is confidence. Althought there is a fine line between being confident and cocky...cockiness is for all-talk-no-action losers, and confidence is for winners. Do what you have to do to make yourself feel confident my friend. Cheers, Lucius - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:09am
Bounce
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Thanks RossBay! You’re too kind! I’m usually the only girl there.lol.But from now on I will try harder to get my girlfriends to come out! Maybe if you guys clean your jam spots more girls will come over...lol...that's it...I’m rounding up the troops tomorrow night, Esquimalt LOOK OUT...I’m on a mission to get Grim a girl! - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:18am
metalqueen
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Omg Grey-ham....the right girl will come along for you,patience my friend.Your total solid shit with musical talent and dont let anyone tell you different.Whatever you do dont EVER cut that wicked hair of yours.Your one of the few long hairs left from back in the day!!Be yourself,dont change,and keep it real.Btw some girls thinks its cute when guys cant spell so who fucking cares.Dont be so hard on yourself the peeps that know you love you for who you are inside and thats all that matters.Good luck with your fishing in the sea my friend luv ya! - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:00am
Mike
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Look ladies, its The Man Of The Hour gray-hamming in it up at Lucky Bar :D hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2bxFIVPEU - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:32pm
Bounce
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Laughing my fucking ass off! but hey he will find a girl to help him with his zipper one day!...and she will love his singing and his falling ...lol..awwwwwww Graham Cracker...I can't spell worth shit, I still found someone to love me...lol - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 1:12pm Edited: Thu, 13 Nov 2008 1:17pm
Mike
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meh unfortunately Eric removed the video to protect graeme's dignity.. sigh.. oh well. - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 2:17pm
ROSS B AY
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Last time. Spell my fucking name right or I'll smack your fat ass, Bouncey..... - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 4:57pm
Bounce
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ROSS B AY.... Jesus Christ, sorry...guess your not the one who loves me for my spelling abilities!...smack my FAT ASS please... - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 5:02pm
Leya Costa
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I've got a better profile picture for you for on your dating sites!

Add this caption as well - it will match the desperation level.....

"Please, please go out with me !!!!!!!" - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 5:19pm Edited: Thu, 13 Nov 2008 5:33pm
Little Miss Sunshine
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"Is your crotch burning? cuz mine sure the heck is.... come here, coger....." - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 5:52pm
evilkleg
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Graeme- (Craig here)

First of all, there is no grammar checker in the world that will fix your writing. If you are serious about putting up a good profile online, email it to me and I will edit it for you. English (creative writing) was my major in University.

Second- If the site you are going to is Plenty of Fish, I would suggest going to a pay site like eharmony or lavalife. I have found that POF works mainly for those who don't need it such as married people who want to step out on their spouses or playas. Because it is free, there is no harm in "seeing what's out there" or "fishing". There is no commitment on a free dating site. POF is like the meat market dance club of internet dating sites. Your profile info doesn't matter no matter how good it is, only the pics. For example, a friend of mine that happens to be an early thirties blonde bombshell recently put herself on POF with about 2 sentences in her profile and a couple of good photos. She is already on 130 member's "favourites" list. You will never convince me it's because of what she wrote about herself in her profile...

At least at the pay sites you will find women that genuinely want to find a lasting relationship and not some someone who is just playing around.

Lastly, posting on livevic is probably not the best idea because as we all know there are a whole pile of assholes on here that don't give a damn about cutting you down. They also don't know about the other things in your life that are getting you down lately.

So keep you pecker up, Buddy!

And Bounce- you have single girlfriends? WTF?!! Why don't you bring 'em around? WTF?!! - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 6:52pm
grimlord
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Okay
First.I know I am the way I am and that is that.can't fix it ,and fuck dude ,how many years?English (creative writing). Hope you don't rip my lyrics to shreds he he.

Second.
I visited that site POF but just got a basic profile on, no pic. And I guess I was sounding desperate in the little blerb thingy ,you would too if it had been this long. I think the last time was like one night thing and it sucked.
And before that it was like one or two years since so.your friend on there is hot so all she have to do is look good and there you go ten guys more fucked then me in ten seconds .

Lastly.

Gut me !It's live vic don't you think I know that.That's the whole point I put this up ,there hasn't been a lot of good shit or at lest something to laugh at so GIVE'ER .

Hay thanks evilkleg.


And Leya I will never use that pic ......wear did you get that who took it ? oh, me, never mind.


If people are going to put up bad pic's of me let mine be the worst.I am drivin a boat on Beaver lake with the steering rigged backwards so if you wont to go left turn right.



1228 views in two days
got to be a record
nahhhh not there yet - Thu, 13 Nov 2008 8:00pm Edited: Thu, 13 Nov 2008 9:28pm
Zedius
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I vote for okcupid.com

It's kinda more like facebook or something, but it's technically a dating site. It's got lots of weird and strangely accurate tests, and it's got a good sense of humor. I don't use it for dating, but I'm sure it's good for that as well. - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 2:21am
Yesser
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I find it funny that this Graeme guy puts so much effort into writing/reading live vic yet he wont go get a grade 12 education which would take less daily effort. Then maybe it would help him find a date. And Dyslexia is not a word used to describe those with no educations. He just can't read or write at a level higher than grade 9. It isn't dyslexia. He is in the exact same situation as all my friends who sadly have no educations. I make fun of them daily with their grammar. It's embarassing. I also think that hiring/getting someone to write/edit his DateSeeking ads is dishonest, comparable to the fat chicks who only put face shots and call their bodies...average. - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 7:14am Edited: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 7:14am
Bounce
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It’s funny how people on this site are so critical of everyone's grammar skills and spelling, you bully people around on here because of the way they speak or spell, Graeme is a great guy, he has a lot to offer a woman that has nothing to do with spelling or education, I know a few people in this city who have grade 9 educations and are very successful business owners, so that means shit...yeah if you want to be a doctor or lawyer or other education related professions then you need it, but other than that it's hard work and dedication that gets you everywhere in life. I was kicked out of my house when I was a 13 year old little girl and was forced to fend for myself, I have a great job and make lots of money now, enough for me and my lifestyle...I have a grade 9 education and although it shows in my spelling you wouldn't know otherwise, I'm not stupid and neither is Graeme, so stop with the useless comments of peoples intelligence!!! It has nothing to do with finding someone to spend your time with! - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 9:06am
Yesser
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"so stop with the useless comments of peoples intelligence!!! It has nothing to do with finding someone to spend your time with! "

The actual level of education isn't obvious with you bounce. You have no spelling or grammar issues that i see. But that is no where near any similar comparative to the posters EXTREME lack of grammar. It isn't as if he used THEIR instead of THERE. It is because his communication skills online are way and beyond useless. No one started bitching him out for any other post. Graeme came on here with a ridiculous rant about his social situation. He tried to come across as someone who really doesnt understand why he is single. Having less than grade 3 grammar skills will NOT help anyone attract anyone online. Ok? Having a grade 9 education is not bad. But think about it prior to coming on a public message board reveiling all your inner feelings. No one came online for no reason. He brought it on himself. Everything that was said was proper advise for this situation.

1) Advance your education: Nothing wrong with saying that. His education level sucks. So why not?

2) Cut your hair: Again, another piece of normal advice. Cutting ones hair is just the same as buying a new wardrobe.

3) Lose the "Hay wont to dance .. no well I was on my way to the can to take a shit anyway,or "I guess anal rape is out of the question": Need i say more?


So please don't come on here saying that grade 9 is ok, it isn't. And i would really hate for my son to read this and think it is ok to quit school and never advance it afterwards. Again Bounce, your level of education is not evident. You obviously didn't close your mind after your negative environment experienced as a child. It still does not make Grade 9 ok. Overcoming your lack of education is admirable. Still doesn't make it ok.

So graeme. Go to nightschool, meet people. Clean yourself up a little. Just a small bit. Stop insulting girls who wont dance with you. Most wont. - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 9:55am
BBJones
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Sounds like some of you are trying to set him up with your prudish sister.

G, the only thing you need to do is get out more. Women are not going to magically show up on your doorstep letting you pick and choose which one you want.

You won't meet any if you don't go out more often.

If you aren't meeting any in your current social circle, you have no choice but to expand it.

Online dating is one way, and if it's not working, you have to try other ways.

Simple.

Nothing wrong with polishing yourself up, but no need to change yourself either.

Think about this, you've had girlfriends before, how did you meet them? Likely work, friends or something that was basically just presented to you.

Unfortuantely, closing in on 40, you likely don't have those same sources anymore. - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:44am
grimlord
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Hay I can't dance ,I feel like I look like my father when I do, and he danced like Elane. I too had to fend for myself at a yung age,and life befor that was not so good ,my mom left my dad cuz he was a fuckup.In one year me and my 5 brothers moved 9 times,he was never there and ya I had lernning problems and still do .If I was to go back to school I would have find the records of my education history ,get an asesmont of my education leval now and then fit that all in to jamming twice or more a week and work 12hour shift.I'm not saying I couldn't ,just rather daunting.
"Ok? Having a grade 9 education is not bad."
"So please don't come on here saying that grade 9 is ok, it isn't."
make up your mind man,fuck!
BBjones you are right. - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:18am
Mike
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yah and when your friends ask if you want to go out dont reply with the same thing 99% of the time..

'naaaaaaah' - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:50am
trevor corey
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Stop using Hienekin as your grammar/spellcheck.

......and yes. BBJones said the truth. GET OUT MORE. Although, chicks can "magically" show up at your door. If you call VIP. - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:55am
Bounce
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I'm not saying that a grade 9 education is sufficient for everyone and I want my son to finish school as well, it's just that some children don't have many options especially in certain situations like the one I was in, yes I could have stayed in school and worked to support myself at 13 but I didn't I chose to leave school and work, and have been working ever since, I just Graduated from college last year, without my grade 12. I worked the whole time I was in school and now I'm where I want to be, wouldn't trade it for the world I love my job. Anyway back to Graeme, he is a friend of mine, and I defend my friends! I really think that there is more than one person out there for everyone and someone is going to love him for who he is, educated or not! He has a good job, and is a very nice guy and doesn't need to cut his hair! a lot of woman find long hair attractive! - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:58pm
little miss sunshine
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If a girl were to show up on your door step on a beautiful sunny day, she would think you weren't at home anyways because the door and the blinds would all be closed.

Get out of your cave.... it may help




With friends like us who needs enemies! - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 1:00pm
evilkleg
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Hey Graeme, let's go hit up the Carlton Club this weekend! I'll be your wingman. I know for a fact that you can pick up a chick there! Bring your swimsuit in case it's "Bubble night". - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 1:17pm
Bounce
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Let's go tonight! I can be the wing woman, hey I might pick up more chicks than you two...lol...I'll give each of you one though! - Fri, 14 Nov 2008 1:49pm
grimlord
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I didn't come on here to advertize myself for dates ,I just was stating that if I leave certain things out i would get more responses.If I was to have dinner at your MOM'S place ,I would be masterbateing furiously under the table. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:49pm Edited: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 2:41pm
Mr. Horse
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Grahame, Fuck you kill me, I will most likely still be laughing by the time you read this. Window licker. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 3:29pm
grimlord
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ha ha ha very funny - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 4:46pm
Mike
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. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 6:20pm
Mr. Horse
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In knowing that Grahame can not defend himself in this matter due to his inability to use photoshop I have conjured up this image. All in good fun Mike. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 6:32pm
Mr. Hell
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Filet-O-Selman. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 7:45pm
Mike
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haha but this thread is about Graeme not Mike, and Mr Horse, we cant counter-attack your fun making because you hide behind an anonymous name .. nice one though not as original as mine :) - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 8:07pm Edited: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 8:07pm
Mr. Horse
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It,s Eric here. Who is we? - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 9:18pm Edited: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 9:48pm
grimlord
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Okay you guys are getting out of hand .Mr Horse,here's you old lady get'n er shit on after the three seconds you let her roll on you. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:01pm
trevor corey
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. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:07pm
Mr. Horse
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I do like em big. - Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:38pm
grimlord
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Hay Yessir ,hows the Johnson Street bridge men ?You just moved out and up from under the bridge so where are you now,Holiday Cort? - Mon, 17 Nov 2008 9:35pm Edited: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 9:35pm
trevor corey
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At the next Pull Your Pin show, do a heavy metal cover of Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back".
You'll get leid FOR SURE! - Tue, 18 Nov 2008 1:34pm
grimlord
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TrevCor don't know that song ,but will try anything at this point.How come I never think of a cool line to get a# off of a girl ,like today I was pick'n up some wably pops at the jar store and the cute lil checker said she would like to try the beer I was getting sometime (she had never tryd it).I was on my way home and it just came to me that I should have asked if she would like to go watch a game sometime and try a DAB.
Nuther failure. - Tue, 18 Nov 2008 3:43pm
ROSS B AY
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Missed the boat on that one, didn't you? - Tue, 18 Nov 2008 5:09pm
trevor corey
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. - Wed, 19 Nov 2008 3:10am
Bounce
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teehee - Wed, 19 Nov 2008 2:54pm
evilkleg
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The good news is Graeme will get another shot! I know them Dabs won't last long and the jar store is just 5 minutes down the road. - Thu, 20 Nov 2008 5:18pm
Mike
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. - Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:42am
Mr. Horse
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Ah Ha Ha HA. - Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:27pm
grimlord
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU
Mr. Horse? - Mon, 24 Nov 2008 5:32pm Edited: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 5:34pm
Eurydice
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Just a suggestion.....why not step outside the box? Metal chicks are cool and all but you never know if the girl of your dreams is gonna be wearing band t's or a business suit. Just a thought! :) - Wed, 26 Nov 2008 1:59pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Lets throw myself out there. Crazy girl in love with music and words. Looking for some companionship, it's a lonely world out there. So yeah - [email protected] - Wed, 26 Nov 2008 9:52pm
grimlord
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so

how you do'n lol.

Okay ,let me take a quick pole here,..hay get your minds out of the gutter, not that kind of pole,I don't swing like that.
Is this thread about:

A} Me and my pathetic attempts at getting a date?
B} A bitch fight between Grimlord and Anonymous,Flatulence,Yesser?
C} A bitch fight between Mike and Mr. Horse?
D} A venue for other lonely, lost souls?
E} Does this mean I should email this person?
F} Am I thick in the head when it comes to girls?
Or
G} All of the above ? - Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:59pm Edited: Thu, 27 Nov 2008 1:20pm
cadaverus
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H} You totally swing like that. - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 4:26pm
Bounce
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Graeme!...look up, for christ sake email the girl!... - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 4:45pm
JDL
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hahah cadaverus... was just about to post that when i saw you beat me to the punch!


and i totally agree with bounce.... what could 1 little email hurt? - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 4:49pm
Corporal Jigsore Quandary
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That and she is already in the position Can't go wrong Grim go for it man, she says she puts out. - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 4:51pm
Mike
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its 'poll' not 'pole'.


. - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 5:04pm Edited: Thu, 27 Nov 2008 5:04pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Well Dude, you're not the only one with dating problems. So this might as well turn into a free for all. Going on live vic for advice is like throwing yourself in a shark tank - come on look at the smart asses here, we can't help but take a crack at anything.

My advice: get out and about and eventually someone will notice. As evil as time is, thats the only answer. - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 5:16pm
Eurydice
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Grimlord she's hot go for it man - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 7:38pm
grimlord
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A free for all for you maybe ,but for me no way .You are hot, I bet you have 10 emails already, and one from me as well . - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 8:23pm
DOOMHAMMER
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Is it just me, or did this forum turn into evolution. - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 9:19pm
grimlord
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The bar or the theory?
lol - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:47pm Edited: Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:49pm
DOOMHAMMER
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As far as the theory goes, I would have to say evolution as a species has pretty much come to an end.

As far as the bar goes, you'd fit in. - Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:34pm
TheBlack Pixie
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hahaha 2 e-mails so :P come on people pimp yourself out. Lets really drive livevic into a hole by creating a dating service - Fri, 28 Nov 2008 5:19pm
steve
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

good advice - Fri, 28 Nov 2008 7:05pm
grimlord
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I got most that shit down, got the entertainment but not the food. I have to move soon too so I am looking to rectify. - Fri, 28 Nov 2008 8:46pm
goff
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6V9j5qHEqY - Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:07pm
trevor corey
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I'm guessing the second e-mail came from Mr. Horse? - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 5:12am
TheBlack Pixie
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4 e-mails. No, Mr. Horse hasen't graced my e-mail with his pressence - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 2:46pm
grimlord
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Well I think that internet dating is easy for chic's then guy's .
4
to
1
in favor of TheBlack Pixie. - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:04pm
trevor corey
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http://bbwdatefinder.com/?CID=bbwcontent776 - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:12pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Hey, it's not a competition! I just posted me out there on a whim. I'm single, why not? - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:22pm
grimlord
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Okay then I should officially do the same.
Nice guy ,plays music and loves to sing.Looking for some companionship.
[email protected] - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:33pm Edited: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:34pm
Mr. Hell
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I think people might know more about you than that.
Best to try another site. Live Victoria is contaminated for you now, bro. - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:37pm
TheBlack Pixie
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Told you. Live vic is a pack of wolves - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:42pm
grimlord
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I know dude , They can read all the shit that may or may not be true ,but you and I know the real me so i thought i would just keeping this thread up at the top.Hay maybe your girl can take a sexy picture of me .lol I'm a lion rarrrrr
And Blackpixie, let the wolves come get me. - Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:50pm Edited: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 3:58pm
trevor corey
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S E X Y ! - Sun, 30 Nov 2008 2:35am
grimlord
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Hay I should try that sept my dick would be 3/4 the way to my nee . And where did you find that a gay metal porn site? - Mon, 1 Dec 2008 4:25pm
trevor corey
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"""And where did you find that a gay metal porn site?"""

kind of. I got that image from an old Livevic thread. Something to do with rocking with your cock out. - Mon, 1 Dec 2008 10:34pm
grimlord
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Well if there is some pics of chicks jamming out with there clam out I would like to see it .( reason#118 why I never get laid}.


"""And where did you find that a gay metal porn site?"""

"kind of."
fucken funny - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 12:04am Edited: Tue, 2 Dec 2008 3:12pm
Mr. Horse
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Oh no lol. - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 9:43pm Edited: Tue, 2 Dec 2008 9:44pm
Mr. Horse
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For you Grahame.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYdKsqI3TU - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 10:32pm
grimlord
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ha hay kitty

Ah Mr. Horse who are you?
annn What is your real name?
Mr. Rogers "Wont you be my neighbor" is all you could come up with "sigh"
Don't FUCK WITH ME
Come to my house and I will Staaaa
Oh sorry wrong thread.
Never mind. - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 10:56pm Edited: Tue, 2 Dec 2008 11:06pm
Mr. Horse
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LOL - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 11:14pm
grimlord
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Mr. Horse in the flesh - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 11:35pm
Mr. Horse
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You Bastard. Now im going to have nightmares. I dont like monkeys or midgets. Especially mutant armpit hand midgets. - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 11:39pm Edited: Tue, 2 Dec 2008 11:42pm
grimlord
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The grudge - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 11:51pm
grimlord
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Okay her calm down I know what will cheer you up - Tue, 2 Dec 2008 11:54pm
grimlord
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If I put a pic of my cock on here I will get laid for sure. - Fri, 19 Dec 2008 2:14am
grimlord
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. - Fri, 19 Dec 2008 2:19am
grimlord
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"Classic"
Seems to me more and more girls that I meat online are into CUNT PUNCHING and ASS FISTING. What's up wit dat ,not that there is is anythimg wrong that.I meen one fist is okay ,but both at the same time ,my arms get tired.And do you really need a pump cheese dispenser for you ass fuck butter?I think the fact is I like a girl to be adventurist and willing but not fuckt, but we are all fuckt (in some way)so I really should not be picky.I wish I where able to not be ,but I am. - Fri, 19 Dec 2008 9:48pm Edited: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:09pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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"And do you really need a pump cheese dispenser for you ass fuck butter?" is one of the funnier sentences I've read in some time. - Sun, 21 Dec 2008 2:34pm
Bounce
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"Seems to me more and more girls that I meat online are into CUNT PUNCHING and ASS FISTING."


Ryan told me to read this thread today, Jesus Christ Graham cracker....your picking these chicks up online? Where can I meet one, I would like to take some aggression out on someone’s ass...lol... - Mon, 22 Dec 2008 2:32pm
grimlord
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Here's one for ya
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8859753.htm#in - Mon, 22 Dec 2008 5:32pm
LilyVon
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I like how 'Water sports' is between 'pain' and 'piercings'... or am I being naive on what she means by 'water sports' lol - Mon, 22 Dec 2008 6:21pm
grimlord
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I think she means "golden showers" - Mon, 22 Dec 2008 6:53pm
Bounce
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Whoa, that was a little brutal…the fact that she even mentioned 4 daughters makes me feel a little sick. She is the type of chick you see on Faces of Death with a broom handle coming out of her mouth…sick. If that is a even a real ad, it could be an angry ex boyfriend getting back at her…lol…So Graham Cracker, did you bang her yet? …lol… - Tue, 23 Dec 2008 8:44am
Doc
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Probably not. She did say that attraction is a must. Now I don't know Graeme, but he seems like a nice guy. However, attractive he is not, not in a physical beauty sort of way. Sorry grimlord, but I call 'em like I see 'em, and like I say, you seem like a real nice, caring sincere guy.

~Now auditioning skin flutists
Doc - Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:35am
IcePrincess666
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I disagree Grimlord is hot yo! - Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:48am
Doc
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Appologies Graeme, apparently I have shitty taste in men.

~Bowing to Iceprincess' superior opinion.
Doc - Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:51am
grimlord
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IcePrincess666,are your initials JJ? - Wed, 24 Dec 2008 6:53pm
grimlord
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I pre-dick

more chick


In the future - Tue, 3 Feb 2009 11:02pm
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