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BillyBob I hear this venue rocks as a place to get punched in the head!

Ask about it, fer sure.

bB - Tue, 5 Nov 2002 4:32pm
jason the tea house is awsome my band played and we raely enjoyed it - Tue, 5 Nov 2002 11:59pm
BillyBob Did anyone get punched in the head?

bB - Wed, 6 Nov 2002 6:03pm
ROSS B AY
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yeah the Subverts are finished..... - Thu, 7 Nov 2002 6:35am
Cadborosaurus ya
what
is
the
deal
with
the
tea
house? - Thu, 7 Nov 2002 6:48pm
The piss house Eaty my ass - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 12:17am
BillyBob True Story of Head Punching at The Teahouse!
(some details changed to protect the head getting punched)

Okay, so there was a benefit show. It was for a guy named, let's say, Vinnie.

So Vinnie was to work the door. Towards the last couple of songs of the night, he decided to go downstairs to hear the band a bit. No biggie - someone else had the cashbox covered.

Vinnie's down there enjoying the tunes. Groovy. Allofasudden, one of the owners, who we will call Not-Jana, runs across the room and grabs Vinnie, drags him to the stairs, up the stairs, by the head!

There is a brief altercation (no head punching yet,) then Not-Jana takes off outside. Vinnie is, like, what the hell is going on here?

Moments later, Not-Jana comes back inside. Vinnie says "Hey, that was totally uncalled for." and (here it comes!) Not-Jana LUNGES across the room and PUNCHES VINNIE IN THE HEAD! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! JUST LIKE THAT! Then he runs away.

So the other owner, let's call her Not-Trevor, is like "Not my problem. None of my business" and basically does not give a shit that:

Her co-owner has just punched Vinnie in the head for no reason on the night of a show in Vinnie's benefit in their quite and somewhat illegal little place!

Holy head punching, Batman!

bB
(This is a true story of what actually happened. Only the names have been changed.) - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 12:17pm
ROSS B AY
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I can't tell who you're talking about man. How come you're so good at coding? I'm punching you in the head that's it.

Not- ROSS -B -AY - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 1:49pm
D. so are YOU Vinnie, bB? The show was fun and very good. As for the head-punching, that was weird and confusing. Not-Jana certainly isn't the type of guy I'd like to tattoo me, that's for sure. - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 3:11pm
BillyBob I am no one in this story! Besides, I don't even think Vinnie goes on the computerboxwebnet.

bB - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 3:58pm
Luke Puke Ever heard of punching back?????
ya didnt think so - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 5:18pm
BillyBob Hey fucknuts,

I wasn't even there dipshit.

Fuck off.
bB
ps: fucker - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 5:44pm
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If you weren't even there then why the hell are you blathering on about it? I guess I at least now know to expect that everything you have said and will say in the future is likely to be total bullshit. - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 6:17pm
I wasn't there either "I wasn't even there dipshit"

Pretty much says it all doesn't it. Ever heard of slander? - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 6:33pm
Bryn It sounds like there is more to this than certain anonymous parties who are more than comfortable naming names besides their own are letting on. From the sounds of these posts, I suspect the shot in the head was a long time coming. - Sat, 9 Nov 2002 2:44am
dan the tea house kickes ass.
i recomend for everyone. - Sat, 9 Nov 2002 6:30pm
Vinnie don't kill the messenger morons. if you had your eyes on the scene (instead of drooling over such posts) you would know what benifit Billybob speaks of and the parties involved. can you not think up more productive ways to use the information provided? (a chuckle at the insanity of the actions disclosed? or perhaps ways to protect yourselves from irresponsible venue operators?)

Vinnie - Sun, 10 Nov 2002 10:39pm
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Don't you mean punch the messenger? - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 1:58am
BillyBob Okay then...

1. Luke Puke says to punch back. That's idiotic, never mind that I'd made it pretty clear I wasn't there.
2. Slander is defamation which is SPOKEN. The correct term for written defamation is LIBEL.
3. Defamation is when something is NOT TRUE.
4. Wouldn't you want to be anonymous if you knew that YOU might get PUNCHED IN THE HEAD for no particular reason?

bB
ps: if it was a long time coming, you'd think vinnie would have had time to duck - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 5:08am
Luke Puke I dont mind be called an idiot
at least i'm not a coward - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 12:04pm
BillyBob Yes you are.

bB - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 3:01pm
Bryn I somehow have my doubts that this whole alleged punching in the head incident was entirely without a precipitating event. - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 4:59pm
BillyBob ...
Bryn,
Does your definition of 'precipitating event' include psychopathy?

bB - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 6:02pm
The Piss House It sounds like all of yus need a punch in the head. Get the fuck over it.People get punched in the head every minute of every day. - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 7:08pm
BillyBob Hey!
That's true! Also, people are shooting at each other! Hell, who cares! Let's all join in! Let's all patronize establishments which feature unprovoked assaults, too! And I believe that the police are just too damn nice, as well! They should be beating the fuck out of EVERYONE ALL THE TIME! (And not just punks!) And oh ya, if something bad happens, just GET OVER IT ALREADY!

Brutality RULES d00d!
bB
PS: no. - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 9:38pm
I wasn't there either Libel is a written defamation. Generally, radio and television broadcasts that are defamatory are considered to be libel, rather than slander. Little chitty chat rooms like this are more media oriented than two fuck heads sitting around chatting to each other. Thanks for the educational interlude Billy Boob. Dig a little deeper next time instead of reaching for your handy 1st year dictionary. What law program are you in anyway? Sign me up I can spare the $50 tuition. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 1:31am
The Piss House people shooting each other is hardly the same as one incident of violence(if you wanna call it that) at a tiny punk venue.However, if you're that traumatized over it then maybe I suggest you avoid punk gigs altogether, and maybe get a blockbuster membership.
P.S. You whiney piss ant - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 1:59am
Silly Knob If you have a problem with the tea house, then dont go to the tea house, genius. Judging by your piss poor legal defintions, it appears you're smart like stick.If guys like you had a hair on your ass, you'd hang yourself with it. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 2:13am
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FUCKING BRILLIANT!

No wonder Victoria is known throughout Canada for its intelligencia!

1. This would be considered LIBEL jackass. IF IT WERE NOT TRUE. Indeed, this part of the argument is MOOT and ACADEMIC. I do like boobs, however - thanks. And you can post your $50.00 to the Garth Homer Institute please.
2. The Teahouse is a PUNK venue? Since when? You punks - you think you own everything, just like the USA.
3. Hey piss house - is that what you said to Reena Virk? No wonder this city is such a violent shithole sometimes.

Anyway, this is dull - no one has anything particularly new to add. I was kinda hoping someone would actually go to The Teahouse and ask the owners about this but nope, same old bunch of internet doorknobs who got their modems for Christmas. Look ma, AOL!

bB - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 10:49am
Anonymous well I thought it was funny, and I was there. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 10:55am
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"If guys like you had a hair on your ass, you'd hang yourself with it." aahahahaha holy shit. haha , dont shave, EVER. hahHA - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 11:06am
The Piss House Why the fuck would someone go there and ask the owners anything? You're the only one who seems to be worried about it. Go there and do it yourself, ya whiney self absorbed shit for brains. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 12:19pm
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d00d:

You're the one who keeps clicking the POST REPLY button. Or maybe it's yo momma hanging over your shoulder making sure you don't look up any more furries' sites.

bB
ps: i bet yer a bunny! hee hee - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 12:28pm
I wasn't there either BillyB, You seem sort of concerned and that's nice. I don't think you see why so many people here take issue with the way you are complaining about this event. Did you think you would topple the evil empire known as the Tea House or draw attention to the "illegal" booze can that your pal didn't have an issue with using, before the horrible incident? Why complain here? Go to the Tea House and register your complaint with the owner and ask why such a thing could occur. To make it libel is does have to be true. That means you kinda have to prove it. Since you weren't there, you kinda can't prove it. So why don't you have your pal fight his own battles. Since his big mouth got him punched don't you think it should be his big mouth that complains about it. He didn't seem to have a problem with the "illegal venue" when he was using it to satisfy his own ends. There are always two sides to every issue and we only heard one from you. I think I'll wait for Judge Judy to decide before I cast any stones. I will say this, I don't think violence is very helpful in any situation, but some people need an attitude adjustment from time to time. If you start a post like this, you have to be ready for some opposition. Whether you think a person is intellectually your inferior or not, won't stop people from posting their opinions. That's my opinion, thank you for reading it, or not, that choice is yours. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 3:23pm
Bruiser Why dont YOU go there and smash the fucker upside the head? I would if it bothered me so much. And if he was bigger than me, and it was me he hit, and I didnt deserve it, I would wait with a balaclava and a baseball bat and Id give him the old 1-2-buckle your face in with my bat. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 3:39pm
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Howdy,
Thank you, Wasn't There Either, for the most sensible posting I've seen here yet.

I have to disagree with you on my motives for posting here. I've never said that Vinnie was my friend. My intent is not to slander - the facts I've presented here are corroborated by numbers people who were there, and in fact, you'll see a few people posting here who claim to have been there. (In fact, one post claiming to be Vinnie.)

My bafflement with this behaviour comes from the fact that the Teahouse is a small, even homey little place which should be comfortable and community oriented. If this was the Cambie, you certainly wouldn't see me posting anything about it. (Not that it wouldn't bother me.)

It seems unfortunate that people would simply want things like this to be swept under the carpet, tolerated, whatever. This is not the kind of scene I wish to be a part of and I'm a little confused about why anyone else would be.

'Cept the punx 'cause they love that shit.

Okay,
bB - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 6:00pm
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Post Script:
What do you mean by "his big mouth got him into this"?

Perhaps you are not as unbiased as you seem.

Sorry,
bB - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 6:10pm
I wasn't there either My mistake, typing too fast to proof read. Should have read "Perhaps his big mouth..." I wasn't there so, I also am speculating what happened. Just wanted to put some perspective on the whole issue. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 6:39pm
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Uh huh.

What of this 'attitude adjustment'? I really don't think that having been punched in the head, Vinnie will now say: 'You know, whatever it was that I did, I now understand how wrong it was. I am a new and better person and will devote myself to making this community a better place.'

bB - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 6:25pm
Anonymous BillyBob wrote:

"What of this 'attitude adjustment'? I really don't think that having been punched in the head, Vinnie will now say: 'You know, whatever it was that I did, I now understand how wrong it was. I am a new and better person and will devote myself to making this community a better place..."

Most people who probably should say that usually don't. - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 9:41pm
Gallows End fuck! the tea house? That sounds like there would be some pretty tough bulls to deal with, just like most of victoria, where the bouncers weigh 120 lbs...fucking pussy - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 9:46pm
I wasn't there either BillyB, you either knew that kid or were that kid in all grades of school, who would do whatever it took to piss off as many people as possible, and then hide behind the old "violence never solved anything" ploy when a beating ensued. Two seconds after being "adjusted" that kid you knew or you, was up and running away, all the while spitting out fuck you's and whatnot and not learning at all from their "adjustment". You know or are the type...pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, smash, oww don't hurt me please, pick, pick, pick. So, "Vinnie" didn't spend the evening being obnoxious or did he? Did he actually do nothing what so ever to provoke some kind of response. As I said before I'd personally rather adjust someone with a non violent approach, but I'm not ruling out the old boot on the backside approach for some people. Also, just because I might choose to talk about it, doesn't mean that everyone thinks that way. Vinnie won't make it very far in life, if he can't assess a situation and see the potential for it to turn ugly. Natural selection at work I'd say. Out with the weak, unobservant genes and on with evolution. Thanks for listening BillyB. Feel free to pull quotes from this post over the next day or so, then pat yourself on the back afterwards for being such an intellectual and finding all those "hidden agenda" statements I made. Good thing this conversation isn't happening in real time or you might have missed a few things. (And yes I'm aware that I would too) - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:08pm
The Piss House I think it boils down to that "hair on your ass" thing mentioned earlier - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:08pm
BillyBob
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Gallows End: That's my point. I certainly wouldn't expect to get punched in the head at the Teahouse. It is not the kind of place I think of when I think "I would like to get punched in the head tonight." When I imagine getting punched in the head, my surroundings are not, in my imagination, the Teahouse.

bB - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:14pm
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PS:
Whomever responded with "most people who...":

Neither do the people who punch people in the head... most of the time.

bB - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:17pm
I'll burn ya in Oil I'm going to the tea house just to punch someone in the head. TONIGHT! - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 11:09pm
Anonymous Why? Cause its fun... - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 11:12pm
BillyBob
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Link time:
Just a little diversion from all the punching in the head, strangly appropriate to this thread:
http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-178798320021115-081102.html

bB - Fri, 15 Nov 2002 3:37pm
Pshaw The TeaHouse? Who the fuck CARES about the TEAHOUSE?? Surely people can find something better to do then go there. Fuck em. Why didnt VINNIE hit the fucker back? Size means nothing over honor, If you cant beat him with your fists use a bar stool or a bottle, take your lickin and when he lets go smash the fucker, kill him if you have to, show the bastard that if he tries to hit you he is going DOWN by hook or by crook. Goddamn Pussy. Metal. ( yes, typical stereotype metalhead attitude. Gotta love it babay! ) - Fri, 15 Nov 2002 3:44pm
BillyBob
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d00d:
We already exhausted the spastically violent reaction to the punching in the head.

bB - Fri, 15 Nov 2002 3:52pm
Pshaw I was just kidding! hooooooooohaaaaaaaaaa - Fri, 15 Nov 2002 5:41pm
Anonymous I dont think BB has a sense of humour, the damned noodle arm choir boy. - Fri, 15 Nov 2002 7:37pm
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