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Bong opens for Nazareth!
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King Bong
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Yes Bongsters..I have just confirmed it..King Bong is opening for Nazareth on the 3rd of June at Dizzys in Nanaimo..... The only Vancouver island show...Strange eh...fucking right it's strange! My grand daddy is gonna just shit!
BC WEED
Kola - Fri, 16 May 2003 5:05pm
Anonymous You better be shitting me! I would cut off someone elses left nut to see this show. - Fri, 16 May 2003 5:10pm
King Bong
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Cut away cutty cause it's happening! - Fri, 16 May 2003 5:16pm
SweetGrass Today is my Birthday and what better present than to be planning this show...Wooo Hooo! - Fri, 16 May 2003 8:03pm
Anonymous Play "Vancouver Shakedown" - Fri, 16 May 2003 11:18pm
ROSS B AY
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alright, now yer just messin' with a son of a biiitch.... - Sat, 17 May 2003 12:03am
Anonymous Nazereth??? What, are they gonna roll them out in wheelchairs, all slacked jawed and decrepid? Jesus, they must be at least 200 years old by now... - Sat, 17 May 2003 3:18am
ML7Mike I saw Naz at the Albert Classic Rock Fest a few years ago in High river, 30,000 people, 3 days long, Deep Purple healined, great fuckin show, outdoors, camping , endless beer and Alta Milf, Naz kicked ass, that singer has some pipes! Those old dudes were bangin their heads and Given 'Er! - Sat, 17 May 2003 7:52am
Anonymous I already saw the poster for this show last night in Dizzy's window, saw the poster for Paul Di'anno too. - Sat, 17 May 2003 12:07pm
ROSS B AY
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Not long ago the bass guy from Naz died of a heart attack on tour. Last summer I think. There goes 1 original member..... - Sat, 17 May 2003 4:12pm
roboweener
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i loved "hair of the dog" it fuckin' rocked then, it fuckin' rocks now, LIVE IT! - Sun, 18 May 2003 1:14am
Anonymous i'm suprised any of Nazereth is still alive. Old fucks.... - Sun, 18 May 2003 12:18pm
Myka
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I'm gonna be there. It's Fukkin NAZARETH!!! - Mon, 19 May 2003 12:34pm
ML7Mike I swear, when I saw em live in that huge outdoor arena seting anyhow, I swear that guy coulda sung for any death metal band. - Mon, 19 May 2003 1:23pm
Anonymous Someone outta lock all you King Bong guys up. - Mon, 19 May 2003 9:49pm
Anonymous Must piss you off that King Bong is having so much fun and you're just a tired wannabee loser. - Mon, 19 May 2003 10:12pm
Anonymous someone put the monkey back in the cage and throw away the key. - Mon, 19 May 2003 10:53pm
King Bong
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Oh they gonna try babies ..but no cage is big enough to hold this monkey...it's gettin bigger all the time!!!! - Tue, 20 May 2003 11:10am
Japanese Air Force Man... it's not every band that can say "we opened for Nazareth". Good score, whoever booked that one!

~JAF - Tue, 20 May 2003 1:43pm
Anonymous Hmm hippies opening for a metal band. Yup that should go over well. Hope you have lots of free pot to give away, that's the only thing that keeps anyone interested in your stupid monkey. - Tue, 20 May 2003 5:32pm
King Bong
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Thanks JAF we took the show because of that..a very sweet addition to our playlist..hope tyou come up ..I'll put you on the list..
As far a that other fucking idiot..just cause I smoke pot don't mean I'm a hippie!..I trace my roots back to good old Socali punk rock! And many of the members of Bong used to be in metal bands..just don't get it do you..pot unites every one dude..the big common denominator...and you're an asshole too!
So green I can see ya through my screen...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Gonna be a blast!!!
Kola - Tue, 20 May 2003 5:56pm
Troutbreath Ah, the thrill of success! It's so good to feel the love and support of the people on this board. Well, some of them anyway. Thanks JAF, we'll try not to let it go to our heads. - Tue, 20 May 2003 5:58pm
Anonymous Hey, you Bongsters be gentle with those old Nazareth Dudes! Don't get them too fucked up! - Wed, 21 May 2003 2:35am
King Bong
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I intend to feed them cookies and bong hits...
Oh ya baby!!!
BC Weed - Wed, 21 May 2003 11:42am
King Bong
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Tippity top Monkey - Wed, 21 May 2003 4:38pm
Troutbreath McCafferty and NAZARETH are experiencing a resurgence of sorts with the release of their latest "BOOGALOO" album on CMC International records. Contrary to the trend, this is no cash in reunion record, in fact, the group has never broken up. Year after year they have maintained a constant schedule of touring and recording that few acts would even attempt yet, they haven't gotten much notice in contemporary circles, that is until now. Of the original four members, three remain to carry the proto-metal torch and in the process have made some of the best music in their enviable careers. "BOOGILOO" features enough heavy riffing and hard rock melody to scare the pants off of bands a third their age. These grandpas can and do take every opportunity to show that thirty years on they remain as loud and proud as ever.

You hear that? You young punks better hang on to your pants. - Thu, 22 May 2003 12:37pm
King Bong
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We will see who's pants are down after some Bong cookies!
We are gonna have soo much fun!!! - Thu, 22 May 2003 3:53pm
King Bong
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I just found out that Nazareth has requested that only 250 tix be sold even though that bar sits 350 or more....so get your tix fast Naz heads cause they are going to sell out!
Also check out the TC and the Monday for articles on the show and on locals King Bong...that would be us....
I always dreamed of riding Nazareth's coat tails....
Bong - Thu, 22 May 2003 3:58pm
King Bong
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Tippity top monkey scum - Thu, 22 May 2003 5:39pm
Monkey Hey quit pushing! - Thu, 22 May 2003 5:49pm
Gallow's Friend Ok me and my dad are going but we live here in victoria. is there some place where we can buy tickets close by, and how much? - Thu, 22 May 2003 8:11pm
Anonymous WHY would they request that?????? - Thu, 22 May 2003 8:12pm
Sum Hippy 'no cage is big enough to hold this monkey...it's gettin bigger all the time!!!!'

That's what happens when you eat too many cookies...you get fat, and suffer from delusions of grandeur.

Peace. - Thu, 22 May 2003 8:29pm
Cruiser
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Don't understand why they don't play in Victoria. Same with Prism who played Nanaimo a few weeks ago (but they only had one good song so I don't care so much about that). Anyway "Expect No Mercy" is a Nazareth song that gets stuck in my head at least once a week. - Thu, 22 May 2003 11:58pm
Anonymous Would you like some cheese with that wine? - Fri, 23 May 2003 1:26am
Anonymous Hey, Sumhippy, sounds like you're talking from personal experience. Heehee : )@ - Fri, 23 May 2003 1:43am
Anonymous cruiser wears a tampon. - Fri, 23 May 2003 1:46am
King Bong
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Back up to the top sucker....
you make me laugh sumhippy, I think it's so funny that my life is so much better than yours..hahahahahahahahaha ha ha
loser! - Fri, 23 May 2003 11:04am
Hippy freak I think you Bong dudes are right, that sumhippy person seems to be the same one who always posts nasty things about you guys! They really hate your front man too eh? I always think that this person is such a loser, and a coward too. Do you think that the Bong front man is bothered by your little snipes?
It seems to me that his band plays all the time, I hear that they are recording, and while I have not seen them, some of my friends have, and really enjoyed themselves.
I think you should just give it up. no one cares that much and you must have no life at all. - Fri, 23 May 2003 11:07am
Anonymous HEY WHERE DO WE BUY TICKETS?!?!?! CANT FIND INFO ANYWHERE! - Fri, 23 May 2003 11:18am
Anonymous They are $30 - Fri, 23 May 2003 11:19am
King Bong
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Call Dizzys @ 250-753-7465..they can tell you all the info and only 250 will be sold so hurry! - Fri, 23 May 2003 11:25am
Metal Dude Damn, I've got my shirt in a knot and I can't get to the telephone. - Fri, 23 May 2003 12:40pm
King Bong
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Dude untie youself and get to that phone..I heard they are almost sold out!!! - Fri, 23 May 2003 1:03pm
Smiling Buddha Guys like Sumhippy are just a bugsplat on the windshield of life. - Fri, 23 May 2003 2:48pm
King Bong
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Nice, I always liked the buddha...
Kola - Fri, 23 May 2003 3:47pm
King Bong
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eep - Fri, 23 May 2003 4:53pm
Sum Hippy Hey, no offence, I just like to see certain folks get their panties in a twist, when they feel their ego is being jeopardized.

Peace. - Fri, 23 May 2003 5:15pm
King Bong
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What an idiot...hey Sticky does this little dude threaten your ego???
Hey dude do you know how big Sticky's ego is?...You don't have a hope in hell..you couldn't hurt it with a sledge hammer!
Monkey - Fri, 23 May 2003 5:20pm
Anonymous OK, got my shirt untied, Oh shit, now my panties are in a twist! I'll never get to the phone! - Fri, 23 May 2003 8:35pm
gallow's friend hey king bong!!! I called Dizzy's and they said I have to drive to nanaimo foir tickets. I really do not want to drive all the way there and back but I will if it is the only way. can you save me alot of trouble and let me know if you know anybody in vic who might have two or more tickets that they want to pawn off? Does your band have any extra tickets that they might be able to sell? If I pay you directly in cash can we get on the guest list? - Fri, 23 May 2003 8:53pm
Bernie Gobeil
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Get your tickets now as they are selling very fast. Available at various outlets in Nanaimo at this point. We will have Victoria locations for the next show. We are selling only 250 tickets because that's all the bar holds. SORRY.Bernie-Manager of Dizzy's. - Sat, 24 May 2003 12:16am
Bernie Gobeil
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Hey Gallow's Friend-Call me to make arrangements. 75DRINK (753-7465) Bernie-Manager of Dizzy's - Sat, 24 May 2003 12:19am
Metal Dude I'm free! I got my shirt untied, my panties aren't twisted any more and now I'm about to make that phone call! Ah, goddam it! Didn't anybody pay the phone bill last month? - Sat, 24 May 2003 3:02pm
Metal Dude I didn't want to do this but, I'm gonna go jump in my Lada and drive all the way to fuggin' Nanaimo so I can buy tickets! - Sat, 24 May 2003 5:20pm
Anonymous HEY metal dude! can I pop you some cash if you grab a few for me too. - Sat, 24 May 2003 9:23pm
Metal Dude Can you believe it? My trusty Lada won't start. It's never failed me before. Looks like I'll have to hitchhike. - Sun, 25 May 2003 2:21am
Fix it again Tony What you need is a Fiat. - Sun, 25 May 2003 1:52pm
Found On Roadside Dead Or maybe a Ford! - Sun, 25 May 2003 3:38pm
Metal Dude Whoa, I made pretty good time to Naniamo. Just outside of Duncan I got sucked up by the turbulence behind a big 18-wheeler and only popped loose when he slowed down near the Ferry terminal. It's one of the advantages of being really skinny and having the kind hair that accounts for most of your body weight. - Sun, 25 May 2003 7:49pm
Metal Dude So wouldn't ya know, I get all the way here, I'm just about to buy a ticket, I reach for my wallet.............it's in my other fuckin' pants man! I left the house in such a hurry..........why is this happening to me? - Mon, 26 May 2003 2:43am
Anonymous Fucking hilarious! - Mon, 26 May 2003 2:50am
SweetGrass Metal Dude, wow, I envy your perserverence and I hope you come up to us at the show and introduce yourself cause I will buy you a drink for all your efforts.I drive an iffy V.W. and understand your pain. - Mon, 26 May 2003 2:59am
King Bong
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Sorry about the tix thing y'all! Dizzy's is a relativley new player in this promo game and did not think to set up Vic tickets sales...they will have it in place by the next big show.....
There will most likley be tix at the door..but maybe not, Bernie says they are selling fast!
Kola - Mon, 26 May 2003 12:39pm
King Bong
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Tippity top monkey - Mon, 26 May 2003 3:25pm
NoFlow the lineup of this show sounds rather...uh...how you say, not quite right! Has anyone else decided to pass on this show strictly because of the lineup or am i the only picky one? - Mon, 26 May 2003 3:59pm
Big Flow I think you're a picky idiot who likes to post under lots of cleaver little names...
Have you ever seen KB ?..One of the best shows I've seen by a local band, so how could this line up be ,how you say, not quite right?
What kind of a band do you think KB is anyway?..
what a loser..please pass on the show ......
I think it will be a good show even though I won't be able to attend ...
Good Luck KB - Mon, 26 May 2003 4:33pm
King Bong
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To the top monkey scum! - Mon, 26 May 2003 5:28pm
Metal Dude Now I have to make it to the show. Not only is Nazareth playing but the Sweetgrass Girls are gonna buy me a drink! - Tue, 27 May 2003 10:50am
King Bong
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Oh you lucky metal dude! You have no idea how sweet those girls actually are! And if they decide to be sweet together with you....oh baby...!!!
drooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllll!!!!!!!!!!! - Tue, 27 May 2003 11:08am
Anonymous Hey I want sweetgrass girls too! I'll supply the illegal substances in which we can roll up and consume. - Tue, 27 May 2003 11:57am
Metal Dude Maybe I'm not worthy. Those Nazareth guys have been doing this for years, before I was born even. My struggle is showing me that I've strayed from the one true path. Maybe this is a test of My Metal Fanness! - Tue, 27 May 2003 12:22pm
King Bong
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Wait till you hear our Bisquick Song....metal meets groove, a natural combination........ - Tue, 27 May 2003 3:14pm
King Bong
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Tippity Top - Tue, 27 May 2003 6:06pm
SweetGrass Oh no. Not monkey drool again! Nazareth save me! - Tue, 27 May 2003 7:58pm
Metal Dude So, I gave my situation some thought. I've decided to make some changes in my life. I found what I was looking for in the Old Car buy and sell. It's sitting out in the driveway, a mint condition 1971 Datsun 240Z with all the original equipment. I'm gonna blast back up to Nanaimo listening to Nazareth the way God intended them to be played..........on an 8 track!! Be patient with me Sweetgrass, I'll be there. - Wed, 28 May 2003 11:06am
King Bong
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Horny metal Dude...careful with our girlz...monkeys bite! - Wed, 28 May 2003 11:33am
Metal Dude Hey Bongster, if you were all hair and penis you'd be horny too! But you're right I'm not worthy of the SweetGrass Girls. You never know though, maybe the woman of my dreams will be in the audience that night. I've got to be ready. - Wed, 28 May 2003 11:53am
King Bong
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Metal Dude
You have our permission to DREAM about the Sweet Grass Girlz ..but only to DREAM!...
We are very protective of our Girlz and any insulting encounter would most assuredly bring about grevious bodily harm....to you.
Be nice.... - Wed, 28 May 2003 12:35pm
Metal Dude Bong dudes! You have every right to be protective of the SweetGrass Girlz! I know there must any number of crazies out there that need to be reminded about how to be cool! But not me man, I'm nothing if not cool. I even found me one of those Brown Velvet tuxedos at the V.V. boutique. I'm gonna be cool and styling! - Wed, 28 May 2003 12:57pm
King Bong
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Well......that's ok then - Wed, 28 May 2003 4:01pm
SweetGrass Nothin says style to a girl more than a brown velvet suit with wide lapels! Maybe we should get one for the monkey? - Wed, 28 May 2003 7:32pm
Anonymous I have a velvet Elvis. Is that cool? - Wed, 28 May 2003 7:50pm
Metal Dude Does that mean you're still gonna buy me a drink? - Wed, 28 May 2003 9:07pm
King Bong
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Velvet Elvis is very cool!
monkey - Fri, 30 May 2003 12:08pm
King Bong
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up to the top monkey - Fri, 30 May 2003 4:18pm
Metal Dude Elvis? Does he play with Nazareth or what? - Fri, 30 May 2003 6:56pm
SweetGrass Metal Dude
If you show up, and if you introduce yourself ,and if you are wearing a velvet suit, hell ya I'll buy you a drink just for having made the effort. Elvis's are definitly cool especially black velvet paintings of the King! You should check it out. - Sat, 31 May 2003 4:29pm
Metal Dude Whoa SweetGrass, that's a lot of things to remember! - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 2:12pm
SweetGrass Two more sleeps!!!!!!! TWO MORE SLEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 3:00am
Anonymous two monkey sleeps! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:36pm
Gallow's Friend I have yet to find a way up to Nanaimo. I will try one last time to get a buddy to drive me up there tonite, but it is unlikely. Is there ANY possibility of getting tickets in Vic or getting a couple reserved without a credit card? Me and my father REALLY want to go, REALLY. PLEASE KING BONG I am begging on my knees! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 3:19pm
King Bong
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Ask and ye shall recieve..so the monkey says....psalm 420 of the Monkey bible - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 5:07pm
Gallow's Friend Thanks for the e-mail, see ya at the show! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 7:30pm
King Bong
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It's tonight Monkeys!!!!!
Bong on @ 9pm
Nazareth @ 10:30pm
Only 25 tickets left!
See ya there - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 10:57am
Wreaker of Havoc
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Razamanaz. Tell that Nugent he still owes me $20. Deadbeat - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 11:45am
King Bong
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I'll tell him, and those bastards from Three Dog Night stole my stash too!
Bummer man! - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 12:07pm
Troutbreath Deep Purple crashed at my house in '74 and they still haven't left! - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 1:18pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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I have Axl Rose in the trunk of my car....Id wager I could pull in at least a half sack of beer in trade.... - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 2:10pm
King Bong
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Maybe a half sac of Lucky lager for that old fat burned out BASTARD! - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 3:33pm
Bong fan Hey I'm number 100..cool
Bong rocks! - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 3:44pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Sold! - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 4:07pm
SweetGrass Pigpen didn't really die, he grew a beard and he's been living in my basement suite with Jim Morrison. - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 4:25pm
Anonymous Sorry Sweetgrass the bearded dude is really Marilyn Monroe - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 4:38pm
Anonymous What's up with Bong getting bounced from the bill at the last minute? - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 10:50pm
Anonymous I heard it's cause the singer is a loudmouthed pothead burnout. - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 11:51pm
Anonymous He's actually a very well-spoken pothead. - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 12:21am
Anonymous Tomatoe, Tomatoe - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 12:23am
Anonymous Sorry, he's a well spoken loud mouthed pothead burnout. - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 12:34am
Anonymous Drop the burnout part and you've almost got it. - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 2:00am
Anonymous - Mon, 9 Jun 2003 2:28am
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