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10 Worst Beers Out There
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Matthew Carter
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OK, I quite liked all the ten best beer lists, and I've been moved to try some Granville Island Maple based upon all the recommendations...but c'mon..what swill and related memories do you all have? heh heh heh....

1. Carling Black Label (while the 900ml cans in Montreal might look cool...ugh)
2. Extra Old Stock - Extra Forte (see above)
3. TNT
4. Lucky Extra
5. Garlic Pils Pilsner (smelled like garlic bread, very interesting, but better things have come from Alberta, thank goodness)
6. Labatts Blue, anywhere except for northern Ontario, where it just "feels right"
7. Tusker (Kenyan beer that tasted like erasers)
8. any mass produced beer ending in "genuine draft"
9. Mongoose Malt Liquor
10. Bohemian Pilsner (roll on, Saskatchewan!) - Thu, 15 May 2003 3:22am
AN ARAQI !! MOLSON CANADIAN !! PISS WATER !! - Thu, 15 May 2003 3:37am
Shaggy
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Any/all mass produced beers, especially that american skunk piss. - Thu, 15 May 2003 3:37am
ROSS B AY
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no real musician cares. beer is beer, and if it's free, hell i'll drink it. I've seen dudes strain their puke and drink it, use panty hose to filter butt-filled cans the next morning, etc....after that shit, a nice cold can of extra old stock tastes juuuuust fine. and it's cheaper, and that's what really matters to most dudes in bands, 'cause we're all broke all the time. yep. - Thu, 15 May 2003 6:04am
Anonymous BULL MAX AND COLT 45 ALSO SUCK ASS CRACK - Thu, 15 May 2003 7:25am
The Ref Right on RB, as usual, tellin it like it is!!!!!!!!! All bow to RB, he knows from where he speaks! Barrrrrfffff!!!! Good beer! - Thu, 15 May 2003 9:41am
The Ref LOL! - Thu, 15 May 2003 9:42am
beer chick Anyone remember the MASH 4077th beer Came in a Camo can....thats goin back a few years. - Thu, 15 May 2003 10:45am
Anonymous PGD - Pacific Genuine Draft - Thu, 15 May 2003 2:05pm
Manimal
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#1 of all time: Love Beer (the stuff in yellow cans with heart on it)
#2- Anything made by Pacific Brewing Co. Includes: Pacific draft, traditional lager, dragon Dry, etc.. - Thu, 15 May 2003 2:38pm
shar
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i dont know why no one has named it yet, but i think that iron horse should be on that list. believe me i am not picky when it comes to my beer, but iron horse should most definitely be named - Thu, 15 May 2003 3:07pm
Anonymous TNT... anything that comes out of a wooden can can't be that good. oh and ironhorse. and lucky... and XXX.. bleh! - Thu, 15 May 2003 3:53pm
Anonymous Manimal, thats Beer Beer. - Thu, 15 May 2003 4:32pm
Gare
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Colt 45, Black Bull and Mongoose Malt Liquor(quite possibly the worst beer ever brewed) - Thu, 15 May 2003 6:47pm
_Griphin_
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Figured someone would start a list...

(1) Anything Sopranos Sells on draft (that's rather putrid)
(2) Maxx Bull 40 oz.
(3) Van Isle Pipers Pale Ale cans (just like sipping diesel)
(4) XXX/Ironhorse
(5) Kokanee (or any canned beer)
(6) Old English 40 oz.
(7) Sleemans (Greenmans I call it)
(8) Alberta Genuine Draft
(9) Molson Canadian (putrid beer)
(10) Extra Old Stock - Thu, 15 May 2003 7:36pm
BOHDAN AGD , fuckin bars here are selling it as big rock draft. 3 day old bottoms taste better and cost less. - Thu, 15 May 2003 7:43pm
Dave
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ironhorse is ok if its cold, but otherwise its discusting. of course, anything tastes good if your already drunk. - Thu, 15 May 2003 8:38pm
ROSS B AY
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-Griphin_ don't you never put down Extra Old Stock. Never! Dems' fightin' (or drinkin') werds. Actually the only beer i ever had that I'd never pay for again is Kokanee. Doesn't do it for me, but if it's free hey......and I love those Olde English 800 fouties man, makes me feel like a compton gangbanger when i'm actually some crazy white dude from canada. that's the point isn't it? plus, chugging one of them is like gunning 5 or 6 cans all at once, and it's only 5$!!! You've been warned..... - Thu, 15 May 2003 8:44pm
_Griphin_
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Notice how I put the ol' stock at the bottom of the list?!? It's not a bad beer, but there's always worse. Man, ya always gotta remember to place your 40 oz in a paper bag if ya wanna go tru' ghett0! Speaking of... http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/collection.html -=- World's Largest 40 oz. collection (must be seen to be believed :) - Thu, 15 May 2003 10:54pm
Gray My pics for Awful beers:
St. Ides
Old Milwakee
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Rasputins (gross american micro brew) - Thu, 15 May 2003 10:59pm
Gare
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Alberta Genuine Draft and Extra Old Stock are upperclass bad beers - Thu, 15 May 2003 11:15pm
Anonymous I think that wild cat from labbats sucksass. - Thu, 15 May 2003 11:15pm
Anonymous any beer served from the Steamer's taps.
i get a hang over from one fucking pint.

Clean the damn things out...jesus christ!!! - Fri, 16 May 2003 12:30am
DAVID ALLEN ME FUCKEN TOO!! AHHAHHAAH.......MY FUCKEN HEAD!! - Fri, 16 May 2003 1:18am
spark soundgarden had the worst gut-rot beer on tap. followed closely behind by steamers.but number one: corona light! fuckin' one drop of beer in every bottle! I hate beer that tastes like water , there's no body or flavour. not too fond of regular corona ether. - Fri, 16 May 2003 3:27am
been there 1) Any Canadian mega-brew that's advertised heavily during the playoffs
2) Beer from any country where they call it "pivo"
3) Any beer from Russia
4) Any North American beer that is over 5% (except the Unibrew stuff from Quebec)
5) Any beer from Africa
6) Any beer from Asia
7) Anything that calls itself an "I.P.A." that is less than 6.5% (it isn't)
8) Anything that Don Cherry might voluntarily drink.
9) Almost anything that the bar gives the band (exception: Logan's)
10) Anything that requires a sales gimmick (free toque, T-shirt, triangular box etc.) to sell it, rather than just make good beer. - Fri, 16 May 2003 3:00pm
Dad Remember kids, malt liquor isn't beer! - Fri, 16 May 2003 3:07pm
Anonymous American beer isn't beer, it's Barley Pop! - Fri, 16 May 2003 3:12pm
morgan Ironhorse fricken rules! Brewed strength! Trains going into tunnels! Oh Baby! Prince George! Death to those who practice false metal! - Fri, 16 May 2003 3:37pm
i didnt do it how could you people knock olde e and extra old stock those are two of the best beers out there - Sat, 17 May 2003 2:27am
jimmy the fridge no shit talkin' the old stock...bitch. - Sat, 17 May 2003 2:30am
Anonymous Man you guys sound loke a bunch of fairy pussies.... - Sat, 17 May 2003 3:05am
ROSS B AY
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2 of the best beers out there? Damn bitch, they're the ONLY 2 beers out there! - Sat, 17 May 2003 3:12am
Anonymous You dudes must be gurgling urine or something. - Sat, 17 May 2003 3:28am
i didnt do it oops that what i meant sorry i didnt realize there was any other beer out there - Sat, 17 May 2003 4:30pm
_Griphin_
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Gurgling urine?!? Your talking about Kokanee beer again, aren't you?!? :) - Sat, 17 May 2003 4:55pm
beavis christ holy shit, I don't think anyone has mentioned Budweiser. I'd be weiser to lick the nuts of my dog Bud before consuming that crap. don't even getting me started on coors lite, ack ack ack ack - Sun, 18 May 2003 3:25am
Wreaker of Havoc
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any beer I consume during a ML7 set tastes like shit..... - Sun, 18 May 2003 4:20am
Shit fool this threads is funny. You all sit here and say how one beer is good and another is piss, but when push comes to shove and 3 am rolls around, you're straining ciggarette butts and shit from old cans tryin to get another swail. - Sun, 18 May 2003 11:52am
Anonymous where can i get love beer? - Sun, 18 May 2003 1:09pm
_Griphin_
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Naaa.. it isn't that. I just appreciate good beer, you know, the stuff that's brewed locally. This way my money goes back into our economy, rather then to the mainland. Ya gotta support your local arts, that includes good ale making! And why do people call ale beer, anyways?!? - Mon, 19 May 2003 11:46pm
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