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School + Out = King Bong at Steamers
| Message Board > Up n' Coming! (aka Shameless Promotion) > School + Out = King Bong at Steamers |
| Professor Bong User Info... | Friday, April 25th at Steamers Public House Professor Bong will be holding a year end review of his popular course: Hempology 101 with the help of. King Bong featuring the Sweetgrass Girls DJ Shakey T Door Prizes Give Aways 'Special' Treats Sponsored by Canabis University Anybody requiring credit for this course MUST attend $5 Cheap ya Punks - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 2:44am | ||
| King Bong User Info... | Monkey Monkey Monkey!!!!!!! Julie Andrews LOVERS the monkey! - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 12:19pm | ||
| Johnnny cookie | 100 "special" cookies for you early party goers..oh this is gonna get nasty!!!! - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 12:33pm | ||
| Sweetgrass | The Hills are alive with the Sound of Monkeys! - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 1:26pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | These fucking guys got the party times figured out yo... - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 1:30pm | ||
| Troutbreath | The Monkey isn't as sleepy as he looks. Yo back at ya. - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 1:40pm | ||
| King Bong User Info... | That fucking Monkey is on a bender again!!! He was drinking beer with the Mcgillicuddys, then he went over to the Sweathogs place a huffed back a whole whack of reefer, then on to a party with DJ Shakey T where he got dosed with X!!! Now he is a dirty, smelly, and hurtin... monkey....!!! Hair of the monkey I always say..! - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 1:44pm | ||
| Hippie Lorri | They are not giving away those cookie again!!I got so messed up on the last batch..mokey shaped if I recall...beware of bonggirls offering cookies! And don't touch the monkey it's dirty, dirty, dirty - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 5:26pm | ||
| Anonymous | The Monkey was drinking whiskey with the McGillicuddys, not beer. Makes for an even nastier, dirtier, smellier monkey. - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 6:37pm | ||
| Prisilla Buntcake | Ewwwwwww............you naughty Monkey!!!! - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 7:31pm | ||
| SweetGrass | I've been looking for that damned monkey everywhere! I can't believe he went on a bender again. He was supposed to turn in his final paper on evolution to Professor Bong 3 days ago. He's an even worse procrastinator than Sticky!!! If you see him send him HOME. He'd better make it to his last exam on Friday or no cookies for him! - Mon, 21 Apr 2003 7:33pm | ||
| Troutbreath | He does this every year. He's afraid if he graduates, they'll kick him out of the 4:20 Club. He's failed Revisionist History 215 three times. - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 2:39am | ||
| King Bong User Info... | I think I saw that monkey sometime last night around 2am....or was that my bong??? Sticky Kola - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 11:28am | ||
| POT BOY | OH Shit those cookies ripped my head off at the last show, I ate three and I don't remember when I stopped dancing and when I passed out..no wait that was last night. Schooool OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 12:34pm | ||
| Jerry | You guys are too much, and I'm takin bets as to when you get busted..any takers??? - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 1:09pm | ||
| Anonymous | We already have a King Bong Office pool going. - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 1:43pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Wow!!! We have an office? - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 1:46pm | ||
| King Bong User Info... | Already been busted ...so the pool should be about if we get busted again!!! Or how many times will we get busted before we give up....NEVER!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!! BC WEED!!!!! - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 1:53pm | ||
| King Bong User Info... | up top you go - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 3:55pm | ||
| King Bong User Info... | up up up you scum - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 5:21pm | ||
| Beatrice D. Lintpocket | Stay at the top you scruffy little monkey,........... what's that awful smell? - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 5:48pm | ||
| Terri Fuzzyears | What is that awful smell? It smell like wet Monkey to me... yuckky smelly Monkey - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 6:18pm | ||
| fuzzybutt | I was attacked by the monkey! It came out of nowhere, it smelled horrible, it took all my weed and then asked me for a spare rollie! The arrogance of the thing was too much and I ran screaming down the block. Watch out Vic , the streets are not safe any longer! - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 6:32pm | ||
| Ernesto Coppafilli | Hey Fuzzybutt, sounds more like you were mugged by a Grizzly Mouse, the monkey always has papers. - Tue, 22 Apr 2003 6:37pm | ||
| Wynona Whynner | You horrible little monkey look what you've done. I just stole this dress!!!! - Wed, 23 Apr 2003 3:12am | ||
| King Bong User Info... | Do you know how many fine dresses of mine have been ruined by that monkey...! dirty beast!!! - Wed, 23 Apr 2003 12:00pm | ||
| Monica Lewinski | Hang on to those dresses girls, you never know if you'll need the.... ah........evidence. Some day you might have your own TV show just like me. - Wed, 23 Apr 2003 10:27pm | ||
| King Bong User Info... | Wait a second what's going on here...? Bong on Friday night...Kiltlifters on Saturday night..... Planet Smashers & Bid D etc. on Thursday night ..and the Skaltalites, the following Monday....holy shit that's a lot of ska and ska related music...kick it off with the Bong Show on the 25!!! MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY - Wed, 23 Apr 2003 10:33pm | ||
| King Bong User Info... | up to the top monkey!!! - Thu, 24 Apr 2003 11:31am | ||
| sweet grace | Goddamn this town is getting crazy! I saw the monkey...he says he's still working on 'Debauchery and Dancing 101' and hopes to earn some credits Friday night. - Thu, 24 Apr 2003 11:36am | ||
| Professor Bong | That Monkey hasn't been to class lately. I kind of miss the smell of wet fur. - Thu, 24 Apr 2003 7:09pm | ||
| Anonymous | The best movie scene ever is from "Faces of Death", where they beat a monkey to death and eat its brain. - Thu, 24 Apr 2003 9:42pm | ||
| Anonymous | Well.....unless you are the Monkey - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:38am | ||
| Holmes | Is the monkey as big a baby about DJs as Mr King Bong? Waaaaaaaaaaaah. H - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:25am | ||
| DJ Shakey T | Hey HOLMES, what are you talking about? King Bong often has me open for them. You might want to break the prozacs in half. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:49am | ||
| King Bong User Info... | and that waaaaaa sound makes his mouth the perfect shape for Bongs dick..open wide DJ boy... And stay tuned for the new KB song DJ man!... "he's the dj, he's the man, he got everything but the band, he's the dj, he's the man, he got everything but the band, he's the dj, he's the man, he got everything but the band, tell me is he a musician or just a technician???" See ya techie.. And like I said before... Go see a real band kid.. Sticky Kola - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 12:53pm | ||
| Holmes | Hey DJ Guy, As you can see here and in the Amon Tobin thread in the Show Reviews, Mr King Bong does not consider a DJ to be a musician, artist, or even, potentially, an entertainer. So I dunno WTF they're doing having you open for them. H - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:27pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Confusing isn't it? - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:42pm | ||
| Prissy Wahnaby | A Rock and Roll band that leaves Chaos and Confusion in their wake? Oh the horror. When will it stop? - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:43pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Oh and Holmes, you may want to brush up on the History of Drugs in Rock music. For an introductory course you may want to attend Professor Bong's lecture at Steamers tonight April 25th. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:46pm | ||
| Holmes | See my other response re: suicide. Perhaps yours,Mister Rock and Roll Teacher you. That would be TOTALLY RADICAL DUDE! H - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:58pm | ||
| Holmes | "A Rock and Roll band that leaves Chaos and Confusion in their wake?" Yea, they're the Sex Pistols for sure. Ha ha. H - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 2:00pm | ||
| troutbreath | I committed suicide once but I didn't like the rush. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 2:10pm | ||
| A-mac | I would love to see if Holmes had the balls to say the shit he's been saying to Troutbreath's or Sticky's face. Or Sweetgrass. I know those guys (girl) are all zen, but it'd be cool to see them go off on his ass, 60s style. You old fuckers. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 2:21pm | ||
| Anonymous | Troutbreath would probably offer him a sip of his Kool-aid - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 2:27pm | ||
| Holmes | I probably already have, considering the size of this town. I'd like to see King Bong be honest with DJ dude who's opening up for them. Maybe I will get to at the show? H - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 2:28pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Thanks for keeping our thread at the top Holmes. We welcome that kind of participation. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:00pm | ||
| Holmes | Glad to oblige. H - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:54pm | ||
| King Bong User Info... | To Homles Oh, is that some kind of Ghetto thang..Holmes? do you wear your baggy ass jeans and bandana out at night Holmes? You Blood or Crypt or some lame ass spoiled Victoria white kid? The fact of the matter is that you are clueless...Shaky t opens for us all the time, he's great.....spins a great set, and we been knowin him for YEARS..like many of the DJ's that work in this town...except you...It's clear even to this stoner that you are a little techo bopper..sure you can get in tonight? Got ID? The Bong show and It's content is not for children, or babies,(Waaaaaaaaa), so borrow your mom's car and come down to Steamers tonight..I'm sure you will be able to hear the set from the street. See ya DJ man, Sticky Kola - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 5:16pm | ||
| Anonymous | delusions of grandeur - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 1:58pm | ||
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