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Morgoth
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=npP73QIApFE - Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:14am
Dr.DoomXXX
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Stupid. - Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:58pm
trevor corey
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Gong at 18 seconds. Did I miss anything? - Tue, 18 Mar 2008 3:38pm
Swingin' Joe
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"You're a tall glass of water." Haha.

Guy kinda reminds me of Mick Jagger.

"Yer Blues John, Yer Blues."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyLkP1IMPs - Tue, 18 Mar 2008 8:35pm
Morgoth
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"Stupid."
You mean stupidly awesome?

"Guy kinda reminds me of Mick Jagger."
Hmm, it's more of a creepy british accent to me (although maybe Mick Jagger applies to that). - Tue, 18 Mar 2008 9:44pm
goff
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yay. grade 10 drama amounted to some stupid fucking retard making the dumbest piece of shit 3minute video i ever sat through. Bravo - Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:39pm
trevor corey
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THANKS SWINGIN" JOE!
Your link led me to this link-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLaivdQl9n8&NR=1 - Wed, 19 Mar 2008 2:00am
Dr.DoomXXX
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...and to think, youtube screens nudity but lets dumb fuck retard shit like ben bernanker roam unchecked :( - Wed, 19 Mar 2008 2:19am
Swingin' Joe
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Dirt(y) Mac would be more rad if they didn't have Clapton on board.

Mick Jagger wants some John Lennon ass. - Wed, 19 Mar 2008 4:23pm Edited: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 4:25pm
Chopper
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I'm thinking this vid was Morgoth's way of secretly coming out of the closet... - Wed, 19 Mar 2008 4:46pm
Morgoth
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You know I think I understand it. Everyone who goes to LiveVic is pretty well in their 30's or 40's.

No wonder you can't enjoy a video that has teenagers in it, you don't remember what this type of humour was like, what being young was all about. This isn't the racing channel..

And yeah dude this video must make me gay because it has two guys acting in it. Too BAD THERES NO HOT CHICKS X10 AND GUYS WITH TATOOS DRINKING BEERS RACING CARS amirite? - Wed, 19 Mar 2008 7:14pm
Chopper
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This has nothing to do with age. I think most of us enjoy Jackass to some extent and you can't get any more infantile than that type of comedy.

How was it funny? Or is making poorly veiled homoerotic references now suddenly high comedy? - Wed, 19 Mar 2008 7:48pm
trevor corey
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Its ok to be gay. - Fri, 21 Mar 2008 1:23am
Mutilashawn
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this actually cracked me up ... "you sexy little rattlesnake" - Sat, 22 Mar 2008 2:37am
Mr. Hell
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A young man who was stoned and heard some British comedy routine. He thought it was hilarious, so he taped himself doing his own unfunny version of it and posted it online.
Nothing funny about repeating the same unfunny schtick over and over. - Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:40pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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Yup. Age has nothing to do with it. Wouldn't have been funny when I was 15 or 20, but I would have been able to crank out funnier shit when I was 10. - Sun, 23 Mar 2008 8:01am
round em up
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funnier shit like the name "Morgoth"....

And Morgoth, if that's actually a picture of you in your user info, don't worry, there's people in the phone book you can look up and institutions you can attend that will snap you out of that rubbish.... - Sun, 23 Mar 2008 9:16am
grimlord
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I kind of look like this guy ...so .... does that mean I'm gay?



go to you tube and look for drunk at a bar or put in Eric Backman you will find me acting it up for the camera and a Meatlocker 7 vid I cant put the url in cuz I am at work and this pc does not go to those sites - Sun, 23 Mar 2008 5:24pm Edited: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 5:32pm
Mr. Hell
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That's one hell of a spiked dildo you have there, Rimlord. - Sun, 23 Mar 2008 8:50pm
round em up
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Is that picture for real???

Is it supposed to be "scary"?
"Morbid"???
"Threatening"???

Really now....

The only thing that I'd die from if I ran into something like that in some spooky old haunted house is laughter...



And I don't recall anyone saying anything about you being gay....

Touchy subject??? - Sun, 23 Mar 2008 9:04pm Edited: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 9:13pm
trevor corey
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Chomper called him gay, then Trevor Corey told him it was ok to be gay.

Try to keep up . - Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:29pm
goff
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gay is gay. but this is just fucking retarded.

hope this doesn't turn into a retard bash now.


fuckn queers - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:17am
Swingin' Joe
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m49enXzvNrk&feature=related - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 5:53am Edited: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 5:53am
Dr.DoomXXX
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:( 2 more minutes I'll never get back. Still way better than bernanker though. - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 9:00am
Mr. Hell
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Rimlord tries to find his dink at Lucky Bar:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2bxFIVPEU
Classic. - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:09am
Dr.DoomXXX
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Looks a lot like Graeme in that vid. - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:27pm
trevor corey
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I guessing Graeme didn't get any beaver that night?

......good film quality. - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 5:51pm
Chopper
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'Chomper called him gay, then Trevor Corey told him it was ok to be gay.'

Which it is, fine to be gay that is. - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 5:52pm
Morgoth
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Of course, the infantile minds at LiveVictoria neither know what metal is or can take someone 'posting a video' which they find humor in.

I assume none of you listen to metal, or can even recognize the theatrics in metal or black metal (the armor, long hair etc.)

The person in my picture is Varg Vikernes who is the most notorious musician of all time. He stabbed the lead guitarist of Mayhem to death 23 times or so and burnt down historical churches in Norway.

Of course why should anyone who listens to metal know the most infamous person in their genre?

Or I guess we should all just dress up 'normally' in our bands, since their is nothing known as theatrics or actually trying to have a bit of originality put into entertaining your audience. Than again I could never see any of you having a quality band if all you do is waste your time sitting on your fat ass on your computer, taking potshots at people who simply post a video.

However, you cannot make the blind see. - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 9:28pm Edited: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 9:33pm
sumyungai
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Meow... - Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:04pm
trevor corey
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Varg lol, the "original" emo metal.
I'll betcha a spiked dildo the guy renounces Odin and finds Jesus b4 he gets out of prison. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 1:58am
trevor corey
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Varg could host the Norwegian Gong Show - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 2:07am
trevor corey
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. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 2:08am
round em up
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Well, I stand corrected. Obviously a guy who commits a rage killing and commits acts of arson deserves respect as a shining example of humanity.....

Dude, I think one day you will look back in time and laugh at pictures like that for the nonsense that they really are. However, three things must happen first.

1. Your voice changes
2. Your balls drop
3. You move out of your parents basement.


"of course, the infantile minds of livevictoria dont know what metal is"

Actually son I do know what metal is, probably more than you do since I've been listening to it when you were still a tickle in your dad's bag. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 7:48am Edited: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 7:52am
Dr.DoomXXX
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"I assume none of you listen to metal, or can even recognize the theatrics in metal or black metal (the armor, long hair etc.)"
If long hair is just theatrical or a way to get attention for you then cut it. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 8:29am Edited: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 8:34am
Morgoth
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You don't get it do you?

It shouldn't matter how long you've listened to metal, just the fact that you don't know the most notorious person in it means that you don't even know the basics. It's sort of like being a war historian and not knowing who Stalin was.

I don't use this picture of him because he 'stabbed someone' or 'burnt down churches'. He's an interesting personality and has created some of the most unique music i've heard. Or to me and his fans it's an interesting picture.

I know many people who appreciate the pictures of these bands who are over 30 or even 40 in age. If you're saying that you lose you're attraction to aesthetic or theatrical value in things and only like the "plain and generic" becuase it's safe.. than I'd love to stay being 19. God knows Alice Cooper and KISS were interesting because they looked like a "normal" band.

I never said it was a way to get attention. I was just pointing out what some people think is "kooky" in this picture, which I imagine would be the long hair/armor/weapons. All of these opinions that this is 'kooky' or 'gay' are very one-sided and leads me to believe that many of the forum users are not educated, to say the least. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 1:43pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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The reason I touched on the long hair subject was because so many decades after the "womans movement" men still have to defend themselves for daring to have long hair and not tits. People have ripped on me for this for 15 years and then some. If I thought anyone was sporting long hair for show reasons when they wanted it short I would always tell them to part ways with it. I'm drunk and up passed my bed time. Soooooooooooo metal \m/ - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 2:00pm Edited: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 2:06pm
trevor corey
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Trevor Corey had beautiful long blonde hair in the early nineties, to get beaver.
It worked. Lots. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 2:18pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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Let me guess. They grabbed it and inhaled and told you it smelled good? That always means they want to get fucked. I love it :D - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 2:32pm
trevor corey
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Jesus Christ Dr Doom, you make it sound so dirty. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 4:47pm
round em up
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Or maybe they were just closet lesbians who liked feminine guys and their pretty hair.... - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 4:48pm
trevor corey
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Funny you'd say that.
I had more than my fair share of lesbian experiences. - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 4:54pm
sumyungai
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body... - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 5:12pm
KIMBERLEYKAOS
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RIMLORD...BAWhahahahaha - Tue, 25 Mar 2008 9:34pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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I'm a man with a part trapped in a lesbians body. She's starting to like it. And round em up I dare you to walk up to 200+lbs. of banger in his leather jacket and military boots and tell him he's feminine. He prolly won't hit you but everyone else there will laugh and think you're an idiot. - Wed, 26 Mar 2008 1:58am Edited: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 2:01am
round em up
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I don't recall saying anything about heshers being feminine.

Heshers do not have a monopoly on long hair.
Stop being so sensative.

And with all due respect to my many hesher friends, you'd be pretty hard pressed to find many who weighs more than 160 pounds soaking wet, let alone 200, but I guess having a "leather jacket and military boots" somehow turns one into Chuck Norris or Rambo... - Wed, 26 Mar 2008 2:23pm Edited: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 2:25pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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No, but it is a far cry from being a "feminine guy". Feminine guys wear axe, gel their short hair and shop at the gap.(and sometimes float) - Fri, 28 Mar 2008 8:15am
round em up
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you'll get no argument from me on that.... - Fri, 28 Mar 2008 5:07pm
Mr. Hell
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I have a friend who bathes in Axe. It's actually really a problem. - Fri, 28 Mar 2008 5:31pm
Mr chimp
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a 'real' metalhead wouldnt have known Vanilla Ice Cube lyrics. Regardless of how cool they think Varg is..

(ps: Varg is an idiot, and not nearly the most notorious figure in metal by a long shot, just another psychotic poser from northern europe who is barely a musician. ie: just listen to his music.. not that I dislike grim frostbitten black metal, but seriously aside from some blast beating most of the black metal from the era lacks any valid musical merit or true songwriting ability aside from some laughable frostbitten lyrics ) - Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:07pm
BloodFart
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Mayhem also made necklaces out of a former vocalist's skull who blew his head out with a shotgun. Mayhem is a bit on the extreme side for me, although I love Deathcrush.
I like Emperor more :) - Sat, 29 Mar 2008 1:36pm
Morgoth
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Mr Chimp, thanks for quite the uneducated response.

First their has really been only one well known 'frostbitten' black metal band, called Immortal. This means they have lyrics and sounds that thematically represent winter. Burzum is in no ways a frostbitten band and is hardly just, "blastbeats" and a "poser".

Of course knowing such a dimwit as yourself, you will constantly argue that I am wrong without actually listening to Burzum more than 3 times (he doesn't produce cheap poppy albums that take one listen to enjoy).

Oh and who is the most notorious metaller in Metal then (C.C Deville ahaha)? Every critic and fan has spouted Varg as the most 'notorious' and I think for murder, church arson, ns political affiliations, you are dead wrong.

It's also obvious that you don't understand the music from that era. It isn't supposed to be 'techincal' or 'progressive' in its complexity, production or composition. It's minimalistic music and pervays extreme emotions and themes. It provides a backdrop for both the dark and nature, which could never have been completed if all the errors and low-grade equipment was taken out.

And is this you're profile: Shoegazy melodic upbeat sound - fun music? Sounds pretty gay if I would say so, even gayer that you try to knock Black Metal when you know nothing about it.

Last of all who gives a shit if I copied and pasted a vanilla ice lyric, it's humour, something you seem to lack from your life. - Sat, 29 Mar 2008 3:24pm
trevor corey
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. - Sat, 29 Mar 2008 8:11pm
Doc
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Black Metal does take some getting used to, but Mr. Chimp is right Burzum blows sheep. Varg is wanker and a moron. He claimed that he was attempting to liberate the Norse people from the ideals imposed on them by Christianity and return them to their proud roots. This would be all good and fine if the churches that he burned hadn't been temples to the Norse Gods before the Christians arrived. Stupid fuck burned the very heritage that he claimed he was trying to revive.

~Yes, I think that I WOULD like to see your breasts.
Doc - Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:24pm
Mr. Hell
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I never liked the guy because he killed the guy who made Mayhem great.
Euronymous>>>>>>>>>>>>Varg - Sun, 30 Mar 2008 1:08pm Edited: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 1:09pm
The Other Nick
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the 90's norwegian metal scene is and was EXTREMELY overratted.

but

whether you "like" burzum or not, burzum deserves respect because it is a very very diverse project with a unique sound(s), it was/is influencial to new darkwave/metal and funeral doom metal projects, and it was made with passion...whether you like it or not. - Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:42pm
Aidan Logins
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My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker - Tue, 1 Apr 2008 5:51pm
Swingin' Joe
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"Hey mom! Did you put my clothes that I buried for weeks in the backyard so they could capture the essence of death in the washer? And where did you put my pet dead raven that was in a ziplock bag?"

Yeah, just a little weird. Les douches. - Tue, 1 Apr 2008 5:58pm
Swingin' Joe
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Oops, wrong fellow. Guess I'm still uneducated. - Tue, 1 Apr 2008 6:03pm
danielleannielle
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A little judgmental I think are we boys?????When the number representing how long you have been in existence begins to increase you do not forget how you felt or thought or reacted to life in the earlier stages. However, and you will only know this in years to come when you have experienced more of life and come to know yourself in relation to the rest of the world, you will think differently. Ask anyone who is 40 if they would go back to being 18 knowing what they currently know? You will get a resounding YES. Ask anyone who is 40 if they would go back to being 18 without that experience and knowledge and confidence gained throughout the years. I don't think many people would want to. In any event, lighten the fuck up people. Humour is a matter of taste. And like music, not everyone likes the same stuff. I can't stand country but I don't criticize people if they do.

And one more thing......stereotyping is extremely naive. - Wed, 2 Apr 2008 1:06am
Mr. Hell
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I won't ever disagree with someone else's taste again.
Thank you for showing me the way. - Wed, 2 Apr 2008 2:06pm
Doc
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You've obviously never listened to Burzum, so you have no place to speak on this. Speaking for myself, I wasn't stereotyping blackmetal fans, in fact I like blackmetal; however, I do feel that 17 years of classical musical training gives me some right and authority to say that Varg is a talentless hack and his band sucks beyond the capacity of even God Himself to describe. Furthermore, your little jab at the criticizers is little, if any better, than criticizing people for their taste in music or idolizing wankers like Varg. Just my two cents worth.

~My God is bigger than your God
Doc - Wed, 2 Apr 2008 9:48pm
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