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DOG KIDNAPPED NOT LOST!
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| Chris Logan User Info... | Your not gonna believe this my dog was KIDNAPPED! I just recieved a ransom note at the bar! Those crazy bastards want all the proceeds from this Friday's,(march 14th), show! They said that the other demands can be read in this weeks Monday Magazine's I SAW YOU section! Please come out to the show as we need to make as much cash as possible to save Sparky from these dognapping bastards! They sent a picture with a gun at his head!He only has three legs! Please help us if you can! CL - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:30pm | ||
| Johnny | This is stupid. Chris, is this how you're going to get people to come out to your bar? Let's see, King Bong is playing at Lucky on Friday. Could they be up to it? Get a life guys... this isn't funny. It's just stupid. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:37pm | ||
| Anonymous | Fuck off you cunt. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:37pm | ||
| Dog man | What the fuck? what is going on here...is this serious? - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:37pm | ||
| Sister Mary Jane | Nice, you kiss your mother with that mouth? - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:38pm | ||
| Anonymous | Chris from Thursdays was on here last time this stupid fake post came up and said he didn't have a 3 legged dog. Take a hike, you twit. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:40pm | ||
| Anonymous | Dam Dog thieves! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:40pm | ||
| CL | Wrong some insensitive jerk got on here and said that I did not have a three legged dog.. I just stopped posting because after that several people did the same thing causing confusion, if you have any doubts you can email me @ [email protected] and i will confirm that THIS IS REAL! CL - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 12:47pm | ||
| King Bong | I just emailed Chris about this..he tells me that it is on the level..Sparky is missing and apparently it is not his dog per say but the family dog that lives usually with his parents. So you are right, Chris does not have a three legged dog, but the Logan Family does..that is why king Bong and Zola Bud are donating all of the proceeds to the family form our show this Friday night. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 1:20pm | ||
| Troutbreath | King Bong will do what ever it takes to get the little guy home. I've seen the picture and it's all true. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 1:58pm | ||
| Anonymous | have you gone to the cops? - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 2:18pm | ||
| Anonymous | Cops couldn't care less about a little three-legged dog. They have a hard enough time finding people, gets in the way of their donut & coffee breaks. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 2:55pm | ||
| Anonymous | patheticly moronic - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 3:14pm | ||
| Anonymous | holy shit.....this is insane. We gotta get that little dog home.......he must be terrified! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 3:47pm | ||
| Anonymous | I agree, whoever kidnapped this dog is a pathetic moron - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 3:52pm | ||
| peelmeanother | I heard this dog lost it's leg rescuing a toddler from traffic. Game little guy (snif) - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 3:56pm | ||
| Anonymous | why don't you just get no one to come, then they can't gte any proceeds. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 4:08pm | ||
| Anonymous | call the SPCA 388-7722 and report it. what's the ransom? how do they want you to give the money to them? - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 4:30pm | ||
| Anonymous | this is fucking hilarious - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 4:30pm | ||
| Anonymous | I think King Dong will just do anything to get noticed. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 4:34pm | ||
| Anonymous | Shameless bastards - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 4:38pm | ||
| Bong | So far all these bums have told the Logans is that they want the proceeds for the March 14th show and that more demands will be in the I SAW YOU section of this weeks Monday Mag. Bong will find Sparky..Here Sparky, here boy..... - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 4:47pm | ||
| Anonymous | By far the lamest stupid fucking monkey promotion I' ve seen thus far. I' ll be sure not to attend this show! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 5:00pm | ||
| Anonymous | How could you be so heartless? That poor little dog! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 5:10pm | ||
| Dog lover | You cruel mean person...how could you hate a cute little monkey and a three legged dog? I'm weeping inside....boo hooo - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 5:20pm | ||
| ONE LEG DOWN THREE TO GO | We better get that ransom or we'll be dropping a leg per day at Yates and Douglas !! Oh and by the way we've been feeding him that real cheap mainstay dog food ! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PS: Sparky says "Bark , help me , wimper , wimper ". - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 5:21pm | ||
| Anonymous | The Meatmen Still Suck! One down three to go.. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 5:39pm | ||
| broken girl | the legs will be traded for freebase cocaine. the drug of smart people. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 5:43pm | ||
| Pothead | I say smoke the dog fuck the ransom! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 5:58pm | ||
| Anonymous | there is NO fucking way I'd go to your show. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 6:30pm | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | Fuck, man, I don't care if this is true or not.... If it's a scam, it's funniest gimmick I've heard in a damn long time..... And if it's true, I hope Sparky returns intact, physically and psychologically.... Evidence that this is not a scam: If I was making up a kidnapped dog, I'd give it a name more original than Sparky...... That's such a clich� that it has to be true... - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 7:19pm | ||
| Anonymous | If it's true that a pothead group has Sparky , then Sparky is probably munching on everything within site and thinking he's in doggy heaven. He probably doesn't have anymore ghost pain from the 4th leg either. Medical Marijuana for Sparky! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 7:41pm | ||
| Bong | ---- there is NO fucking way I'd go to your show. - Mon, 10 Mar 4:30pm posts like this always puzzle me.. 1. who cares if you don�t come. 2. the fact that you took time out of your day to tell us this means we have achieved our purpose in that you have, and will continue to, spend time thinking about King Bong. Your a loser who wishes he thought of it first.....what are you doing to promo your show...putting up posters... piss off asshole - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 9:17pm | ||
| Anonymous | who's to say the person is in a band? i think it's a shitty gimmick, too. i wouldn't go either. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 9:36pm | ||
| Bong | Again, who the fuck cares... you piss off too! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 9:46pm | ||
| Mr Anger | It�s for a little dog asswipe...don�t you have a pet worm of your own...... - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 9:47pm | ||
| TWO LEGS DOWN (you know the rest) | First leg dropped after midnight !! Then it may be a leg or maybe a tail ? We havn't decided yet, but you bet he won't like it ! And we've change his name . It's now snowball ! So remember , give up the money for spar...?! I mean SNOWBALL !! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 9:48pm | ||
| Anonymous | The New VI reported this story tonight ...is it true or what - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 9:53pm | ||
| No Bong please | I just heard the guy on the Zone mention it too! King Bong are a strange group for sure - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 9:55pm | ||
| My friend Sparky | NOOOOOOO not Sparky I remember how he used to bite at my ankels whenever I got too loaded at Thrusdays..I miss the way that he pissed on all the deadbeat losers that came in, or how he always took a dump all over Mcnarlys rant gear....Come home little dog. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 10:00pm | ||
| Anonymous | Strange group? buddy you have no idea how strange! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 10:39pm | ||
| Anonymous | Please don�t panic there is enough Sparky for everyone - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 10:51pm | ||
| SweetGrass | SPARKY! SPARKY! SPARKY! SPARKY!FREEEEEEEEE SPARKY! - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 10:53pm | ||
| PHMC spokesperson | Whine and snivel all you like but if you don't come to the show, the Mutt gets it. - Mon, 10 Mar 2003 11:42pm | ||
| Anonymous | Let's be reasonable, what did that little dog ever do to you? You might have problems with Chris Logan but it's no excuse to hurt a poor three legged little dog. He's just trying to run a bar and that's not an easy thing to do. - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 1:17am | ||
| Damn | Man Soundgarden and Thursdays should team up?!! and uh..... Bitch on the Message Boards! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 1:26am | ||
| ONE LEG DOWN THREE TO GO (Damn) | We couldn't find anyone sick anough to cut the poor little shits leg off !! CRAP !! Not even his tail !! Double crap !! Ok lets start with the ransom demands , $50'000 , or the pooch gets peanut butter !!! I mean CHUNKY !! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 2:31am | ||
| Anonymous | How about an ear? Hell an ear ain't a big deal. - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 10:06am | ||
| PHMC spokesperson | Listen up Logan, if you want to see that dog again you'd better read the I SAW YOU section of this weeks Monday Magazine. We'll be there Friday Night and you won't know who we are!!! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 10:14am | ||
| Anonymous | This is getting sick - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 11:04am | ||
| Anonymous | Just don't puke on the Monday Mag before you read it ya little white wine spritzer swilling emo fag. It's good dam Rock and Roll yer supposed to be offended!!! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 12:01pm | ||
| Emo Fag | I am not offended although my tea is a little bitter this morning... - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 12:20pm | ||
| Sparky | BARK BARK YIP YIP YAP BARK SNIFF COUGH FART HELP - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 1:35pm | ||
| Sweet Grace | I love how people take the time to tell us they aren't coming to the show. The Monkey, he doesn't care. The dog however...I don't know what's going to happen to him....and I don't want to live with the guilt! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 3:45pm | ||
| Anonymous | Now Now Now can't forget about Sparky...EVER! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 4:50pm | ||
| SweetGrass | Monkey Love for Sparky! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 6:57pm | ||
| Putaforkinme...I'mdone | Oh my dog!!! What have I missed? Dognapping...pothead cult? I'll be there on Friday if, only to see the spectacle. I thoght the Jesus thing was big...Bong Rawks! - Tue, 11 Mar 2003 8:52pm | ||
| Anonymous | =-=-0908 - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:24am | ||
| Anonymous | - =-=-0908 Hmmmm.......a secret message from the Kidnappers? - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:55am | ||
| You suck | King Bong sucks! you are a buch of fucking idiots..fuck off - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 11:47am | ||
| Anonymous | Yes, little Julia, there are people like "You suck" in the world. People who don't care about small three-legged dogs held hostage, all alone and worried about ever seeing their owners again. People who only care about themselves. People who can't spell. I know, Julia, it's sad but there are enough people who do care that they'll get Sparky back and soon he'll be running and chasing sticks, his three little legs going as fast as they can as he plays with people who love him. People who only want to see him happy and safe. Safe from the evil of the world. Yes Julia there are people in the world who care that much, who want to see good triumph. Who want to see Sparky home. - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 11:59am | ||
| Anonymous | I think I hear an orchestra playing somewhere. Does anybody hear that too? - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 12:10pm | ||
| dog food bob User Info... | we are gonna make dog jackets out of him - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 2:02pm | ||
| Anonymous | I think the stupid joke has worn out. It's slightly redundant. The fucking dog isn't real and your show sounds like it's going to suck. - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 2:46pm | ||
| Anonymous | This is no joke and the dog is real hmmmwhat else are you wrong about? - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 3:02pm | ||
| Anonymous | i'm probably right when i say if yo believe this, you're a fucking twit. - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 3:38pm | ||
| Anonymous | Have you seen the ransom photo man, they've got a gun to his little furry head. These are some sick, sick mother fuckers. I don't care if they are demanding drink specials and nicer staff and toilet paper in the womens can this isn't the way to do things. Is it? - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 3:42pm | ||
| Sick Sick Motherfucker | That's right we are sick and there is nothing you can do about it....can't stop the posts either ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ........as far as the show sucking...I hate dogs but even I know that King Bong kicks ass...some people just go to far ..... - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 4:11pm | ||
| Doggy in the window | Aaahahahahaha!!! - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 4:14pm | ||
| Anonymous | Dear Dog Food Bob: There isn't enough dog for a jacket, collar trim maybe but he's just not very big. Thanks for the suggestion though - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 4:23pm | ||
| SweetGrass | Wow , To the Cranky guy who thinks everything sucks! Before you declare suckability, why don't you check out the music on our webpage, http://www.kingbong.com? Then decide if you really want to let poor, poor little Sparky down. Besides if the dog thing bugs you , you've got to appreciate a good drink special! Cheers, Sweetgrass Girl - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 5:42pm | ||
| Anonymous | Will send a photo of your pooch after I make my shedded pooch tacos.. I would invite you over, somehow I dont think fresh meat is your pate' - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 5:53pm | ||
| Anonymous | Yeah, shedded pooch tacos. It's better after they've shedded 'cause you don't get as much fur in your mouth. mmmmmmmmm pooch tacos - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 5:56pm | ||
| Smokemuch? | ooops! That'd be http://www.kingbong.ca, sorry crankyguy, hope your not crankier now! S.G.G. - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 6:08pm | ||
| Cranky Guys Friend | I'm cranky too ...i want a dog taco!!! - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 6:18pm | ||
| Anonymous | BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK SPARK SPARK - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 6:38pm | ||
| Anonymous | Hey taco bell phoned they�d like to get that recipe for their Indonesian market ! - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 6:43pm | ||
| Dogonedone | As he flies thru the air with the greatest of ease ...The 3 legged dog on the flying trapeze! Smoke another fatty Sparky! - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 6:49pm | ||
| tACO bELL | THE NEW SPARKY TACO...THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!! - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 6:54pm | ||
| Anonymous | check ckeck ckeck is this thing on? - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 7:03pm | ||
| Anonymous | There isn't enough meat on his bones for a Happy Meal let alone a full Taco - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 9:16pm | ||
| PHMC Spokesperson | You people are unbelievable! You remember how you were all slagging Thursdays? OOoo...the beer line is too long.....whine snivel.....the staff made me feel like a loser....wah..... I can't see. Well, we took it upon ourselves to take action, sure we'll take home some cash but we hoped we could make it a better place at the same time. But all you seem to care about is your stomachs!!! You people are just lucky we asked for King Bong.....we could have demanded a Terry Jacks revival!! How would you like that? You people don't deserve a bar like Thursdays. Bunch a wimpy emo fags all of ya. - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 9:30pm | ||
| Anonymous | Ya take that nay sayers you go monkey - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:26pm | ||
| Anonymous | Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! - Wed, 12 Mar 2003 11:20pm | ||
| HORNDOG | E Chihuahua , that�s one spicy taco !! Cheap drinks , BITCHIN !! - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 12:15am | ||
| Anonymous | has anyone checked the Monday Mag 'I Saw You' section yet to see what's there? - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 11:32am | ||
| Sparky | Please don'r forget me...I can feel my missing leg when it rains..dosen't that make you sad? - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 11:38am | ||
| Anonymous | AT DALLAS Beach. You: cute little monkey. Me: lonely cook. Come home, Clarence. I dunno is that it? - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 11:40am | ||
| Anonymous | er shit. i meant to copy the one above it: LOGAN FAMILY, we demand: on the 14th of March: (a) Wicked drink special! (b) T.P. in the Woman's washroom! (c) Front door girl smiles more! ...Or the MUTT GETS IT!!! - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 11:40am | ||
| Anonymous | Bye bye Sparky. I always wanted to kick you anyhow. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 11:43am | ||
| dog kicker | kick the dog! kick the Dog! - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 12:58pm | ||
| Mr 100 | My goal in life is to run this post up to 100 - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 4:11pm | ||
| Ever Sohelpful | I can go along with that. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 4:17pm | ||
| ratcliffe | Hey I saw my dog Amber the pitbull chewin the shit outta sparky yesterday - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 4:36pm | ||
| Anonymous | Amber? Amber the Pitbull? No wonder the dog is socially maladjusted. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 4:40pm | ||
| SweetGrass | Hey you guys...Sparky'd better be o.k. We are doing a lot to get him home so keep the pitbull away from him!!! The monkey will be very angry if anything happens to that little dog. Pleeeeeaaaase, we don't want the monkey mad! - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 4:42pm | ||
| HHH | Did you say MONKEY? I never had monkey taco's before. Where do ya keep him? - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 4:54pm | ||
| Anonymous | Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 4:58pm | ||
| cine fletsch | Monkey brain is very sweet tasting, so I've heard. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 5:04pm | ||
| Jedi | I buddy of mine made black bear salami that very very sweet and rich. I got to keep 6 claws and made a necklass string with cat gut dried and twisted to dry, the left finger of human - bones wired together, the finger in the middle with three claws on each side. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 5:05pm | ||
| Jedi | I would prefer something with human bones only! Always looking for some good skull - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 5:09pm | ||
| Anonymous | Can you people forget about your stomachs long enough to gett his dog home? - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 5:10pm | ||
| Anonymous | The cat I took the intestine from, I also pulled the large canine teeth and glued them to a rat skull so it looked like a baby demon with horns. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 5:10pm | ||
| Sparky | WOOF< WOOFY - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 5:15pm | ||
| Anonymous | ok, i believe you guys, that Jedi is fucked up. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 5:16pm | ||
| Jedi | I am not! Just a little metaly challenged! - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 8:18pm | ||
| Anonymous | For monkey sakes...go to the show. We don't want the likes of Jedi getting his messy hands on poor, poor Sparky! - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 9:13pm | ||
| jesusfetis User Info... | this is a fucking spoof you fucking TWATS. this is not chris' post for fucks sake. this sucks. over it. - Thu, 13 Mar 2003 10:49pm | ||
| Anonymous | So, we don't put your name down for a donation to the Free Sparky Logan Fund? Is that what I'm hearing here? - Fri, 14 Mar 2003 1:19am | ||
| Chris Logan | Please save my little dog..all of the orphans that I care for miss him so much.... - Fri, 14 Mar 2003 11:51am | ||
| Sweet Grace | Tonight is the night! Let's see what we can do for Sparky. I'm going for the 'special' cookies...I don't even like dogs. If Amber and Sparky have met...I don't know if there is any of Sparky left to save.....Amber is a mean bitch! - Fri, 14 Mar 2003 2:40pm | ||
| PHMC Spokesperson | The problem is, after spending the last week with Sparky in our safehouse, we've become kind of attached to the little guy. He does love peanut butter and the way he can get around with just three legs. People like Jesusfetis make us think that dogs really are better than people. Well. I guess we'll see what kind of offer the Logan's make us tonight. (sigh) - Fri, 14 Mar 2003 2:55pm | ||
| adamfan | Hey, anyone check out the Daily on Shaw 11 today? Adam Bailey from King Bong is playing in a celtic band! And is that Terry from Zolabud playing drums in the back? What's going on! - Fri, 14 Mar 2003 3:51pm | ||
| Bong | Those boys get around - Fri, 14 Mar 2003 6:13pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Enjoy Adamfan. It's just phase one of the King Bong /Zolabud master plan of TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION! - Fri, 14 Mar 2003 7:27pm | ||
| Anonymous | Did the little dog get returned? Was there toilet paper in the ladies room last night? Is everything all alright with the world today? - Sat, 15 Mar 2003 1:25pm | ||
| Anonymous | yeah, wuddup, yo? is that it? utter crap. - Sat, 15 Mar 2003 9:48pm | ||
| Anonymous | This person is cranky because all the 'special' dog biscuits were gone by the time he dragged his drunk ass down to Thursdays. I've seen this before. - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 2:24am | ||
| mark mor User Info... | don't worry sweet grace, Amber saved me the scraps. Sparky didn't go to waste... - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 2:37am | ||
| Anonymous | Mark Hate to break it too you but due to the unbelievable turnout last night 'Sparky' is back home. I think someone was feeding you 'Sewer Squirel'. - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 2:47am | ||
| mark mor User Info... | *PUKES ALL OVER SELF* - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 2:53am | ||
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