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King Bong Bassist is Under a TRANCE
| Message Board > Up n' Coming! (aka Shameless Promotion) > King Bong Bassist is Under a TRANCE |
| RSBF User Info... | yep, it's true folks......... i've successfully put the BONG's bassist under a trance and he's gonna be up on stage with us Friday Night at SoundGarden. Our own bassist, Tommy was swallowed up in Mexico by an overgrown Tequila worm and well, he ain't gonna be comin' back for a tad bit! so come on out and BONG your heads for our new temporary addition to the band - at midnight he turns back into a BONG and will be ready to do it all over again Saturday Night at SoundGarden with his own band. UNIT 29 opens, Threat Of The End second, BELT headlining. oh yeah baby!! - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 12:30am | ||
| Troutbreath | I thought he was a bit odd at our last rehearsal. Well, more odd than usual. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 11:11am | ||
| Sticky Kola | I knew it ! his eyes were spinnin counter clock wise again, and that was before we hot boxed the jam space.... It's voodo I tells ya Its Voodo!!!!!!! The Monkey is everywhere! - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 11:27am | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Hmmmmm interesting. I was wondering who this Troutbreath person was and now I've got him nailed down to a band member of King Bong. Correct? No? - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 1:59pm | ||
| RSBF | check out the cool animated gif at http://www.kingbong.ca - LOVE IT! and there's a pic inside of the band Hel........ - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 2:20pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | How much is the show on Friday? - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 2:28pm | ||
| RSBF | hhhmmm good question, all i know is it's 50 cents off if you put out. limited time offer - open to certain members of Gallows End. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 2:40pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Uh Oh, my carefully concealed secret identity is now out in the open........I'll never be able to fight crime again!! - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 2:56pm | ||
| RSBF | so do you eat a lotta trout or what? - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 3:04pm | ||
| A*Funk | I think it has something to do with a certain Captain Beefheart album... but thats only one of many possible guesses. BTW, if you've never seen an 800 pound gorilla in a mosh pit, you should DEFINATELY come out to this show. and if you've never seen an 800 pound gorilla in polka dot longjohns, you MUST come out on saturday to see Adam's hair in curlers. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 3:37pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Long story........Troutbreath is a character in the feverish and overly hotboxed imagination of a member of King Bong. The poor man spent waaaay too much time as a Salmon Fishing Guide ever to be considered normal again. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 3:48pm | ||
| RSBF | so he was a Salmon Fishing Guide but he had trout breath? there's something fishy going on you silly swan! - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 4:01pm | ||
| Troutbreath | It has something to do with a nasty incident involving the capture and subsequent release of a Sea-going Trout, also known as a Dolly Varden. Dolly Varden Breath being somewhat ummmmm....misleading. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 4:07pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Hee hee. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 4:27pm | ||
| Troutbreath | There's that laugh again. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 4:29pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | This thread is getting out of hand. Too much laughter and fun. where is the hatred, the animosity, the death threats? I hate you all.....I feel better now. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 4:42pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Silly silly Helen always so happy! - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 5:14pm | ||
| KOLA | The Monkey likes Helen....can I climb up your bulding, take you away and rip your dress off?........please.....you know what the say about monkeys..big hands, big feet... - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 5:39pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Oh you naughty Monkey!!!! - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 5:46pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Oh okay IF you make me, wink wink...hee hee. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 6:16pm | ||
| kola | When you hear the sound of heavy monkey breathing...that's me...... - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 6:24pm | ||
| monkey doc | Scientificaly speaking Monkeys do it at least 5 times a day...you lucky Helen! - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 6:26pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Helen lucky! Ugga bugga. - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 7:24pm | ||
| Prudey | Those bongsters are ANIMALS!!! Freaks and ANIMALS! Don't go to their shows or you will get hair on the palms of your hands! - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 12:02pm | ||
| Troutbreath | RSBF, Okay our Bass player, last night he was going on about polka dot night gowns and putting his hair in curlers....ummm....when you stuck the pins into the little bass player doll, in what part of the dolls anatomy did you place them exactly??? - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 12:03pm | ||
| RSBF | um, who's saying i used a doll? or pins? i'm into the REAL thing baby ; ) mwhah ah ah ah aaaaahhh! - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 12:35pm | ||
| RSBF | oh ya, and last night at jam he was talking about getting naked...... i had nothing to do with it ; ) - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 12:37pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | So Mon do you want to tag team that wacky monkey tomorrow? - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 12:39pm | ||
| Monkey | OH yes please......drool - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 1:23pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Sounds to me like "the Adam's Family" has a couple of new members. Like he needs any more......no, I'm not bitter. - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 1:45pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Just seeing if you were paying attention Troutbreath. - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 3:28pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Actually, I have the attention span of a monkey. It's the constant diet of bananas that Sticky keeps feeding us. Still things are better now, in my last band we worked for peanuts. - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 3:36pm | ||
| Sticky Kola | Those weren't bannanas baby...... - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 5:22pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Hee hee, not bananas, ha ha hee hee. Too bad I like bananas. - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 5:51pm | ||
| Sticky Kola | Helen, I like you more and more.....oh I got your banana right here in my pajamas......how a banana got in my pants I'll never know! - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 6:06pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Aww you like me and I like bananas. This could be fun. Now just sit back, I'm gonna peel your banana and then I will devour it. Did I mention that I like bananas? Yummy yummy bananas. - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 7:25pm | ||
| RSBF | down girl! (pun intended) - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 7:59pm | ||
| Troutbreath | Helonwheels, don't encourage Sticky, the next thing you know you'll be peeling his banana on Stage tomorrow night. - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 8:03pm | ||
| RSBF | you should see her play drums!! - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 8:06pm | ||
| Anonymous | We need a "peeler" more than a drummer. It's done wonders for the Perish..........uh what's that ......Oh THAT kind of peeler...oh wow ..geez that could have been a horrible misunderstanding. - Fri, 21 Feb 2003 8:12pm | ||
| Sweet Grass | Oh Ich! Don't let the monkey drool on you ! It took us weeks to get it out of our hair! You all should be warned...That Monkey has BIG bananas!!! The Sweetgrass Girls are exhausted from his antics and are very happy you all are keeping him distracted. Now for Bong sakes...Don't Wake The Monkey...PLEASE!!!! - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 12:22am | ||
| Anonymous | Your monkey will end up in my "monkey torture camp", so keep an eye on its doomed ass. - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 1:54am | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Does playing drums topless count?? Peeling AND playing now that's impressive! - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 10:26am | ||
| Troutbreath | Our drummer plays 'topless' now and again but even the Sweetgrass Girls giggle at him. - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 11:35am | ||
| Anonymous | Oh ....and by the way, how was the show last night? I didn't have the chance to make it down. Will we still recognize our Bass Player? - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 11:43am | ||
| Ron Patittucci | Those guys looks like nerds. - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 1:24pm | ||
| flame | nice grammer Ron! - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 1:48pm | ||
| VINNIE TESTOSTERONI | You'll have to excuse my cousin Ron, he spends too much time locked in his room... um... torturing his monkey! - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 2:06pm | ||
| Ace | I Love you Monica, Angel lover, bedroom eyes..... - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 3:07pm | ||
| The Monkey | For Rent......one slightly used, tranced-out Bass Player. Contact Sticky Kola c/o King Bong - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 3:30pm | ||
| STILL STICKY | Careful Helen Sticky Kola is a very scary tatooed man.... i�m still stickt from the last time he climed my balcony.....oh sticky......!!! - Sat, 22 Feb 2003 9:37pm | ||
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