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ok, "jocks" fuck i finaly get it
| Message Board > Controversy and Quarantine > ok, "jocks" fuck i finaly get it |
| Andrew User Info... | so im sitting at the bus stop at caledonia and douglas and 5 big monster football stars walk by and the one big one was like WHAT R U LOOKIN AT. im like.. "What" he repeats..im like "Its a free country buddy" so he throws his beer bottle at me getting beer on me and they all laugh and walk awya fuckcunts these are the times i wish i had a fuckin knife. - Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:56pm | ||
| lonemonk User Info... | No! A MoFuckin' Flame-thrower! ala Roasted Cunt! - Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:37pm Edited: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:43pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | You're a nice boy Andrew, knives are for pussies, I know you don't mean it. It's tough being a young man. Hopefully you will have a long life and get more beer spilled on you. Knifeing someone will get you twenty. Try this instead- http://www.peterecskickboxing.com/classes.htm - Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:42pm | ||
| alcoholly User Info... | You want to make sure you aren't the one going to jail for retibution... who comes out the winner then? - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 4:57am | ||
| SPRING - LOADED User Info... | its big man Syndrome!.....I remember when I first moved to Langford from Esquimalt I was at my first Langford party and I got called outside by the biggest chick there, and I weighed about 110 I was 16 and this chick was about 230 ish 5"11....oh and scary lookin...... she called me out because she thaught i was burning her off, when really I was just standing in the corner all night not drinking and petting a kitten! , her friend came up to me and said someone wants to "talk" to you outside...all i remember thinking was it better not be that big blonde girl! so i walk to the front door and sure enough she is standing at the bottom of the stairs cracking her knuckles....I tried to turn around and go back inside, but my boyfreind made me talk to her and said tell her you weren't looking at her...that worked well...as soon as I got to the bottom stair I had a knee in my face and then she got me on the ground and sat on my chest punching me in the face I finally got one shot to her face...broke my finger doin too...but it was a good one..got her off of me and gave her a nice welt! the funny thing is while laying on my back with my arms pinned down all I could think about was the how her punches were light and didn't even hurt...she didn't even leave a mark on me! ...I was laughing inside....then I got up and one of her freinds " who is no longer with us" shook my hand and said wow girl you took that well... i guess that night you can say I was jumped into the langford girl gang!!! cause we became friends the next day, and she said sorry!........ - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 7:22am | ||
| Andrew User Info... | lol wouldnt actualy stab some1 but u get the idea - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 7:50am | ||
| Gare User Info... | Those kind of people eventually make the mistake of throwing beer on the wrong person. Karma Baby I've met a couple people I'd never throw a beer at regardless of how many bodys I had between us haha - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 9:13am | ||
| Brian VIHC User Info... | Comfort yourself with the fact that douchebags like that only act that way when their friends are around to show off to, or back them up if someone calls them on their bullshit. Would that guy have done that if he was alone? Not likely. - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:26pm | ||
| I can't believe this thread. User Info... | DuDDeeee, U NeeD to WriTe A Br00TuHL metAL AnTHEm AgAinSt JoCKZ. JusT liKe teh GOdZ SLIPKNOT. - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 1:40pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | ........you probably get leid way more than those fools...... - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 1:41pm | ||
| Spring-Laden-bin-dun-deep User Info... | yeah - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 2:04pm Edited: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 3:47pm | ||
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| Hang the DJ User Info... | I fucking HATE jocks, and with good reason. Many a story to tell, and many a person to bore. 5'11? I could make her look short and harmless. - Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:51pm | ||
| Spring-Laden-bin-dun-deep User Info... | Well, actually meth did that for her already, unfortunatley...she is skinnier than me now!.....my girlfreind who is quite tiny kicked the living crap outa the biggest girl there after i went home, wish I stayed to see that one....ah good old Esquimalt / Langford beefs.....I miss the old days..come to think of it...we pretty much introduced our Esqumalt croud to the langford croud about 15 years ago, there are now some good freindships and marriages outa that union!...... still got love for the E-Town though, and I live in Saanich now....lol... - Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:44am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Well....? What the fuck WERE you looking at? Huh? - Mon, 23 Apr 2007 8:13am | ||
| Andrew User Info... | haha. nothin asshole. :) - Mon, 23 Apr 2007 6:33pm | ||
| amuseater User Info... | you definately dont get laid more then those jocks cause we fuck forty fourskins a fastening each fortnight - Mon, 23 Apr 2007 9:56pm | ||
| ForgottenJoe User Info... | You again? Piss off. I thought i told you to go and get hit by a bus already! - Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:27pm | ||
| Mofo User Info... | ILS....Invisible Lat Syndrome....don't let it happen to you - Tue, 24 Apr 2007 9:28pm | ||
| Andrew User Info... | lol - Wed, 25 Apr 2007 7:10am | ||
| Lord Darkith User Info... | I love jocks. They always make sure I get my fries piping hot and my pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less. - Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:48pm | ||
| beazlbub User Info... | ya i used to work with this fucken super jock that spent all his time trying to get me to cut my hair and shave my beard so i would look like the rest of his little crew lol he would constantly bug me about how i looked and even went as far as to try and get the rest of the staff to "encourage me" to join in his little club lol finally one morning he stopped me at the door of my work and informed me that because i was not going with his plans that i would have to do 50 pushups before he would allow me to enter, well that was it i pushed him outta my way and went straight to management i usually solve my problems by using my brain and talking to the person who is being a jerk and solving the matter without hassles but i told management that if this dude was going to continue hasslin me i was going to hurt him and because of my rep with the bosses this dude was orderd to not speak to me unless it involved legit work problems and if he was to try and intimidate me outside of work i had permission to defend myself lol needless to say this idiot didnt last much longer and from my understanding he was eventually charged with assault by another one of his co workers in another establishment . - Thu, 26 Apr 2007 3:10am | ||
| Spring Rain User Info... | who are you telling to get hit by a bus Forgotten Joe? - Thu, 26 Apr 2007 8:38am | ||
| Dirk Diggler User Info... | jocks protect my balls from balls! - Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:25am | ||
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| Andy User Info... | just like to add my opinion that jocks are people with 'evil genes'. damn uncreative people need to be our servants for manual labour, unfotunately capitalist society somehow raises them to be police and other assorted power-tripping people. - Thu, 3 May 2007 10:03pm | ||
| Sprizzle Ma NIzzle User Info... | like BOUNCERS...lol..... - Fri, 4 May 2007 6:23am | ||
| Swingin' Joe User Info... | But they dress so sharp! The best is when they wear the dress shirts and "pop" the collar. Fucking tools. Pop your collar and the bitches will hollar! Yeaaah. - Fri, 4 May 2007 6:24am | ||
| Morgoth User Info... | I had a similiar experience today. I was walking down the road when this car drives by. Right before they pass me they suddenly screech to a stop to emulate a "drive by shooting" and then laughing like assholes, drive away. I mean shit you must be superior and cool by the mtv meter when you do this. Watch out! - Fri, 14 Sep 2007 8:26pm | ||
| Sati User Info... | shit, i'm sorry to hear that. I'd be just livid for days. I don't come across too many outright assholes, but when I do, I'm convinced they must actually feel my rage haunting/stabbing them afterwards its so strong. - Fri, 14 Sep 2007 8:34pm | ||
| Morgoth User Info... | Well i'm not sure what it's about though. When something like that happens it really makes you feel like theres something wrong with you that they pick you out for. Maybe it's just the age old jock vs metalhead thing, I dont know... The worst part is that these kinds of people get away with these acts all through life, and always feel superior. There must be some kind of justice in the world! - Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:28pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | I would have laughed and then air guitared a few shots back at them. - Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:24am Edited: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:54am | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | The justice is that they go through their whole lives as assholes, never knowing that being assholes is what makes their life suck. They push people around because they don't like themselves, or they're afraid they don't have control in other parts of their lives. Don't let them make you feel shitty. Remember that being an asshole is its own punishment, and mentally hug them and tell them they're good boys. - Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:50am | ||
| Sati User Info... | ^ isn't that the truth. I don't know about mentally hugging them etc, but whenever anyone's being a prick, I kinda feel sorry for them... and even if its not said out loud, you can tell that others watching feel sorry for them... which only makes them feel worse when they're trying to be all tough, unfortunately. Crappy cycle. - Sat, 15 Sep 2007 2:48pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | Keep this up and I'm going to start making fun of you. - Sat, 15 Sep 2007 4:35pm | ||
| Andrew User Info... | lol i just had the nordic army the other night corner me and blame me for some damage to a guys truck outside of a party. They fuck this truck up and im standing there with my smoke laughing, and i get the blame for it. If you're standing there having a smoke, you're responsible. Fucking cops. Five of them standing there trying to get me to admit to it. Now i go to court or pay 1.5 grand(ish) to fix a broken windsheild and a dent in the door, new side mirror. They said it's my responsibility to stop the two guys and call the cops on them. since id idnt, i pay for it. - Sun, 16 Sep 2007 1:18pm | ||
| Nicholas Antoni Marek Gibas User Info... | Well I can see this board hasn't graduated high school yet... - Sun, 16 Sep 2007 8:02pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | I was such a wildman in the nineties, there's a good chance I'm Andrew's father. - Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:29am | ||
| Jeremy Baker User Info... | too funny... aboard of social misfits upset and calling out "jocks." When I was growing up, the "jocks" at my highschool were all pretty nice. They listened to Dave Matthews, drank Molson, drove little import convertablies and are all PE teachers now in various suburbs. It was the kids that hung out in the smoke pit (not to be confused with the more progressive smoke pit by the library). Those kids would so the "what are you looking at?" game. and then they grew up to be these guys: http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/story.html?id=08db675b-8ba0-4305-afc7-e1c9fb017ff6&k=99617 seriously, what do you have to do to get fired as a cop? - Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:40am | ||
| Andrew User Info... | im not even a wildman dude i was just having a goddamn smoke laughign at these idiots and decided i had nothing to run away about and bam, its all on me lol. after talking to the owner of the truck a few times i find outt he cops lied to me about three or four things, just to try to get me to admit something. cocksuckers. LOL@ jeremy's post. LOL!!. throws the bike ten feet . lmao - Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:59am | ||
| Morgoth User Info... | So we are suddenly all social misfits, because we play instruments? What I find so ironic in your post is the fact that 95% of the "z0NE!" playlist is comprised of angsty rebellious teens creating emo/aternative. It is comedic for you to say this when all these bands do is complain about highschool and heartbreak. And it is a known fact that a portion of jocks are not nice people. It isn't just some simple stereotype people throw around. When you are the center of attention your whole life and "atop" the superficial popularity contests, it is no wonder you lose a clear view of kindness. - Thu, 20 Sep 2007 3:25pm | ||
| round em up User Info... | Well fucknuts,It's a known fact the a portion of folks in general are not nice people. Maybe when you're a little older and you stop classififing people as being a part of a clique and then stereotyping thier behaviour , you'll figure it out. - Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:56pm Edited: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:57pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | .....the a nucking futs! POTATO SALAD!!!!!!!!! - Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:25pm | ||
| Jeremy Baker User Info... | morgoth, hakuna matata man... the social misfits label was two things.. a "stereotype" like the one casted on "jocks"... AND more than that... it is a badge that I think most people on here wear with pride. as you just showed in your above post, no likes to be stereotyped... so my point was, don't go throwing rocks in a glass house (or whatever the saying is). - Mon, 24 Sep 2007 6:35pm | ||
| Jeremy Baker User Info... | oh Andrew, this one is for you man... our latest meathead law enforcement debacle in this fine Province. this cop beat up a man in Diabetic shock. neat. http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/story.html?id=d83d4e38-81d9-4e6b-b6ae-28cb9fa06d1d&k=58814 - Mon, 24 Sep 2007 6:37pm | ||
| Andrew User Info... | that makes me happy..but not as happy as a big hug. - Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:24pm | ||
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