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Little Known Victoria Music Scene Fact - Part Three
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The Band Jell totally sucks...

No wait, that's a widely known fact. - Mon, 23 Jan 2006 8:19pm
pubert
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yeah, but their name is pretty cool. you gotta admit that. jell. that rules.
whacka whacka whacka - Mon, 23 Jan 2006 9:15pm
_Griphin_
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Jell... they ain't no Meatlocker Seven :) - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:32am
pubert
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you can sure say that again!
whacka whacka whacka - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 9:06am
J. Rab
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Jell is awesome! Nothing I like better than whiny, flaccid bitch rock. - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 6:32pm
mikey
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J. Rab is awesome! Nothing I like better than a whiny, trend-whore bitch. - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 9:06pm
J. Rab
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Whoa. You really turned that around on me. Touche. - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 9:21pm
mikey
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Yeah, I guess I didn't think too hard about it before posting. I really should have took my time with photoshop and worked the words out just right. Sorry. I just get annoyed when spinny little cunts try and raise their status in their oh-so-cool local scene by putting down another local band. - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 9:28pm
Pubert
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whoa dude, settle down. yer a fag.
whacka whacka whacka - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 9:37pm
Pubert
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whacka - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 9:39pm
KNOB GOBBLER
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Spinny little cunts. Touche.

Leave Jell alone. They have rocked my CASBAH many times... how many times have you rocked it? None. - Tue, 24 Jan 2006 9:47pm
J. Rab
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What is a spinny cunt? Seriously, I'm curious. Perhaps that would indicate a cunt that is weaving around when the observer of said cunt is so drunk he decided to challenge his sexual preference.

Look, I'm sorry, truth is...I love Jell....

SO. MUCH. I have diddled my own casbah thinking about Jell.

How can one band...be so...ah, man...soo....

awesome? - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:41am
Dallas
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It's not 'trendy' to hate jell.

I've always disliked jell.

It's just common sense to dislike what is below par.

Thanks Rob. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 1:18am
Lucius
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Wow, you guys have too much time on your hands. Starting a thread for a band you don't even like, that is dedication. I just don't understand the reasoning behind dissing a band that is actually trying to do something. Cheers Lucius - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 8:12am
KNOB GOBBLER
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This section is called Music Chit Chat. It is where you go to chit and chat about music; what you like, what you do not like. It seems that these misinformed neanderthals do not like Jell. That is silly, but it is fair. I said that Jell rocks my Casbah, the others said that Jell licks their balls (or "spinny little cunts" as it were).

It is a fun way to talk about things, on message boards. Anyone who posts on a message board arguably has too much time on their hands. There should be more malicious threads created for the sole intent of dissing shitty bands. That said, Jell is not a shitty band. They rock my CASBAH. To J-Rab, m/, Dallas, Pubert and Griphin- why not go to a Jell show and let them rock yours too before you judge so harshly? - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 8:53am
Pierce
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"Anyone who posts on a message board arguably has too much time on their hands"


ummm........ So whatcha doin sat? - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:49am
ROSS B AY
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Atta boy Piercey!!! - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:18pm
KNOB GOBBLER
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"ummm...... so whatcha doin sat?"

Going out with all my friends to a big party with lots of friends, where I'll make new friends.

I definitely won't be posting on Live Victoria.

I'll be hanging out with my friends talking about my career and my brand new car. Yeah, that's right, new car. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:24pm
ROSS B AY
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fwooooshhhh....over the head it went. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:28pm
KNOB GOBBLER
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More like under the radar! LOL LOL! - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 1:05pm
Pierce
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Wow, brand new car and career. Tell us more. Maybe i can learn!?

Hey Ross, you fuckin twit ass bitch. ......

"in a Mel Gibson/Ransom role"

GIVE ME BACK MY PATCH CORD! - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 4:07pm
Mr. Hell
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I guess that's how he affords so much gear whoring. Steal the cords and accessories from others and save a bundle. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 4:43pm
knobgobbler
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Nice GREEN GUITAR, Pierce. Not. Looks like a snot. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 6:51pm
J. Rab
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Hey, hey, hey, c'mon now guys. I think we're getting a little off topic here. This is a very serious and important thread. This is about Jell, and how they are dinks who play shitty music.

Here is some visual aid. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 7:13pm
Victim
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TheFlyOnTheTurd should get in on the action -a little jell goes along way, well to the third knuckle anyway - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 7:55pm
Pierce
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"Nice GREEN GUITAR, Pierce. Not. Looks like a snot"

First lesson today children; is the Difference between a Guitar and a Bass. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 9:38pm
mikey
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J. Rab - Seriously? OK....
Spinny. Slang used to describe a female, meaning airhead or ditzy. That means lots of enthusiasm, not much intelligence.
Cunt. Slang, female gentials. I have used it in the traditonal Northern English manner, referring to someone that is extremely disliked.

PS. We obviously have some real chemistry here. Why don't we meet up at the next Jell show and I'll cornhole you like you are so clearly obssessed with. ;D See you soon! - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:02pm
J. Rab
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Sorry, I have a date for the next Jell show...there's this little man that's at every show. He's such a little muffin, I just wanna put rest a drink on his head. Can't wait! - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:58pm
pubert
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c'mon, mikey! you've got to admit those pictures are pretty funny. also, don't you ever find yourself asking 'what the fuck is up with that band name?' why do they call themselves 'jell'?
whacka whacka whacka - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:00pm
mikey
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Sweet! He is my good buddy! We will take turns cumming in your ass and mouth. Trust me, you're gonna LOVE it - all the trendy bitches do. 'Til then, my ugly little half-wit. - Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:03pm
_Griphin_
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Heh... I swear I should start another thread, and ask "Why do people hate Jell so much?!?" :) - Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:58am
KNOB GOBBLER
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spinny

Spin"ny, n.; pl. Spinnies. [OF. espinaye,espinoye, espinei, espanoi, F. ['e]pinaie, from L. spinetum a thicket of thorns, fr. spina a thorn. See Spine.] A small thicket or grove with undergrowth; a clump of trees. [Written also spinney, and spinny.]

The downs rise steep, crowned with black fir spinnies. --C. Kingsley.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


spinny

Spin"ny, a. [Cf. Spiny, a.] Thin and long; slim; slender. [Obs. or Prov. Eng.]


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. - Thu, 26 Jan 2006 9:25am
J. Rab
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So what if Jell doesn't have any fans? Who needs 'em, right? They have a pet oompaloompa...and isn't that worth all the fans in the world? - Thu, 26 Jan 2006 9:43am
pubert
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hey, let's keep discussing this!
whacka whacka whacka - Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:34am
J. Rab
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You got it.

Turns out, Jell does have a following. I found a picture of the fan club president. - Sat, 28 Jan 2006 2:52pm
pubert
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'if you don't like jell
you're gonna go to hell
oompaloompa-doopadee-doo

if you think we lick
suck a big green dick
oompaloompa-doopadee-doo'




whacka whacka whacka - Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:51pm
J. Rab
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and here is the other member of said fan club. - Sun, 29 Jan 2006 7:59pm
mikey
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Thanks for the pic. I've had a crush on her for quite some time. Man, what I wouldn't give to tap that sweet ass.

BTW, are you still down for that nasty 3-way? I'm sure you would love some hard orange cock. - Sun, 29 Jan 2006 9:00pm
pubert
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mikey, you've lost. j.rab has kicked your unfunny ass. sorry dude, you're lame.
whacka whacka whacka - Sun, 29 Jan 2006 9:44pm
mikey
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Ouch. Dissed by Pubert. Who will hold me as I cry myself to sleep? - Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:08pm
KNOB GOBBLER
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Yeah, J.Rab. I bet you would like some hard orange cock, lol! Mikey is going to pummel you with it, lol! It's going to be all veiny in your asshole, lol! J.Rab, you dumb scenester slut, Mikey is right: you really deserve to be fucked good 'n' gooey in every orifice, lol!

Bend over while Mikey licks your stinky anus, J. Rab! You'll get all wet and hot when Mikey sticks his big, hard orange cock in you, J. Rab! Mikey's cum is cold and sticky and sweet, just like a orange crush slurpee, and his dick is like the biggest slurpee straw in the world!

J. Rab, you don't know anything about Jell. You don't even know Jell, and so what if your illustrations are pretty good? Jell is a hard working band. You are a hard-up slut.

Everyone who hates Jell or hacks on Jell, especially if they're a girl, is a stank-ass slut. Fuck you, J. Rab.

Keep rockin' my CASBAH, Jell. Keep rockin' it. - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 2:40pm
J. Rab
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Knobgobbler- seriously? Ok...Oompaloompas don't exist. They are fiction. Ok? God...some people here don't get sarcasm. It's a very delicate science, Knobgobbler, and you are obviously not capable of comprehending the nuances. I am having a finely tuned and expertly executed diplomatic dialogue here. Now, MIGHT I continue...

Jell sucks balls.

Checkmate. - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 7:01pm
mikey
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"Jell sucks balls."

That's your checkmate move? Come on, fugly, I've come to expect much better from you. No, deduct one point for false representation and try again. - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 7:58pm
Dallas
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mikey, you are so fucking stupid. - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 8:16pm
mikey
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Sorry, Dallas, I don't debate with retards. - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:06pm
pubert
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uh-oh mikey, need a little cuddle? want a nice soothing golden shower? hey, doesn't your uncle with the dirty sanchez run a bath-house downtown? gimme a call, buddy, we'll hit the saunas!
w-w-w-w-w-whacka whacka w-w-whacka! - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:11pm
J. Rab
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Dallas, don't fly off the handle like that. You wouldn't slap someone with a disability, would you? The same principle applies to Jell fans. One has to make allowances. - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:22pm
mikey
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Hey Pubes. I'm flattered, but no. I'm just not a pedophile. - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:38pm
gumble
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BURNED!!!!! - Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:29pm
J. Rab
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Yo Mama.
(depicted above)

Apparently, boring stupid music...

attracts boring, stupid fans. - Wed, 1 Feb 2006 6:34pm
KNOB GOBBLER
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So, it's Saturday night, and I'm just typing this post at a party. I'm at an awesome party with tons of booze and hot chicks/dudes. I really don't have time to be typing this post, but I just wanted to check in and let you know that I've spent all night meeting a bunch of cool people with university educations and talking about my career and brand new silver Volkswagon convertible.

Rock tha casbah! - Sun, 5 Feb 2006 12:08am
Perpetual_Burn
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One time I was standing downtown waiting for a bus, and when I got on the Number 11 bus, my back was covered in JELL Stickers. What's the deal with their stickers EVERYWHERE!?? - Sun, 5 Feb 2006 11:56am
Jesspsycho
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ahahahhahaahaha knob gobbler you make me laugh ahahahhahaha
you are joking right? - Sun, 5 Feb 2006 12:55pm
J. Rab
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They can't even get propaganda right. - Mon, 6 Feb 2006 11:06pm
ted zeppelin
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someone put a jell sticker on my 94 yr old great auntys walker....thats rockin

p.s. do we all know what a dirty sanchez is? - Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:09pm
Gia
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bwahaha lovin' the pictures J-rab ;) But, Do you know the muffin man? ;) - Mon, 20 Feb 2006 1:02pm
Zac
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The muffin man...? - Thu, 2 Mar 2006 1:27pm
x Buddy x
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Who the fuck is jell ? - Thu, 2 Mar 2006 5:39pm
mikey
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"Who the fuck is jell ?"

They are a local hard rocking band who play mostly originals and also a few covers. They play rock in the vein of STP, Bush, and latter-day Metallica. The foursome are very talented musicians, and have done many, many local shows, a cross-canada jaunt, and a spot on the Zone's Band of the Month. Check out http://www.jellband.com for some audio samples and more info. - Thu, 2 Mar 2006 6:58pm
pubert
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stp, bush and new metallica is the worst goddamned music. jell should be absolutely ashamed of themselves for playing that crap.
whacka whacka whacka - Thu, 2 Mar 2006 9:16pm
Pubert
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j-rab, make more pictures. they rule!
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-W-W-W-W-WHACKA!!!!!!!!!!!! - Thu, 2 Mar 2006 9:18pm
mikey
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See, Pubes, here's the thing: You are live vic's equivalent of a mouthy ten year old. You're kind of annoying, but ultimately nothing you say is of any consequence. So why don't you go back to your GI Joes and your Sears catalogs and leave the grown-ups alone. - Fri, 3 Mar 2006 3:55pm
J. Rab
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"Who the fuck is jell?"

In a word?...


Ridiculous. - Mon, 6 Mar 2006 8:54pm
ROB WILLEY
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YOUR ALL JUST JELL-OUS OF MY BAND CUZ WE ROCK OUT SO HARD..SOMETIMES MY EARS ARE RINGING FROM SO MANY FANS YELLING ITS CRAZY...AFTER THE SHOW HOT BROADS THROW THEMSELVES ALL OVER ME OUTSIDE STEAMERS ITS WICKED. YOU TOYS CANT HATE ON OUR FIENDISH STICKER CAMPAIGN EITHER..WEVE GOT THE STREETS LOCKED DOWN HARD AS FUCK... WEVE GOT STICKS ROCKING IN SPOTS OTHER BANDS ARE WAY TOO SHOOK TO GO...LIKE HARSH ALLEYS THAT REEK, WITH FIENDS SMOKING CRACK...ANYWAYS IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WANNA GET FUCKED ON MY BUS ..JUST APPROACH ME ON THE PATIO AT OUR NEXT STEAMERS GIG ...EVEN BIG GIRLS MORE THEN WELCOME - Fri, 24 Mar 2006 3:53pm Edited: Fri, 24 Mar 2006 4:14pm
KNOB GOBBLER
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I agree about the sticker campaign! It's totally bitchin'! I saw a sticker at Big Bad John's! I saw a sticker on the ferry! I saw a sticker on one of the whales downtown, and more recently on one of the bears! I see Jell stickers everywhere, and man are they awesome! Jell. Jell. Like Jello, Jelly... or like hair gel with a J instead of a G! It's a great name for a band!

I know you guys like to rock out hard, because you've rocked me out like sooooooo many times. There have been so many nights at Steamers, nights that were soooo lame until you guys got up there and started doing your things, you crazy mutherfuckers.

I also know how much you all like to fuck. Don't ask me how, let's just say you can piss in my mouth and cum up my tight little asshole anytime, boys! That's rock star shit.

BTW- I think it's so awesome that Jell including Carol James' son in their band. That's so fucking nice of those guys to do. I'm going to start a band called 'Leader of the Opposition' and get Campbell's son in the band. We'll start out being called 'Leader of the Opposition', but then we'll change our name to Nousse- get it? It's like noose, but also like Mousse- the hair product- but it's with an N instead of an M. I know it's not quite the same as Gel with a J, but close enough, eh?! - Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:32am Edited: Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:40am
FLY ON THE WALL
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I haven’t seen this band but after listening to their songs I can hear the influence of PUDDLE OF MUDD, SALIVA and all the other bands that came out of Fred Dursts
S-HIT factory. I see this band becoming as big as ROXXYLDE.

This is a bar band. This music will never go any farther. You will never see this band playing larger venues. Chad Kroeger wouldn’t even listen to this contrived dribble.

As for playing the whisky in L.A congrats! You fell for the worst scam in music, PAY TO PLAY. For those of you not aware of this its where the venue makes you buy the first 100 tickets at $5 a ticket and then you have to sell them, They also take a percentage of your merch.

Now some of you Jell supporters may say to me “Steve you have never seen Jell, how can you have such an opinion of the band” Well because I visited their bands web page. The songs on there lack character. Lame Pictures, bad web design. Very boring in general. This is meant to sell your band, web pages are cheap, and recording is cheap these days. Money makes Money!

Just so people know I am not an Indie snob like Tyler and enjoy big arena concerts as much as little bar shows.

And last but not least a little side note for the uneducated:

Technically the Pacific Northwest is Washington State. Washington state is on the west coast of the US and in the northern part of it. We (Van isle) on the other hand are technically in the southern region of Canada and in the west. Since Jell is a Van isle band that would disqualify them from using the moniker “pacific northwest band” - Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:38am Edited: Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:07pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Did someone mention Roxxlyde!?!?!
!!!!!YES!!!!!

/believe they did an anthem-like cover of "Roxy Roller" by Sweeney Todd.
/a couple off of Nick Gilder's "Hot Child in the City", perhaps? - Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:38pm Edited: Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:42pm
FLY ON THE WALL
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ohh I am that old I do remember Roxxlyde - Sun, 26 Mar 2006 2:07pm Edited: Sun, 26 Mar 2006 2:07pm
KnifeGhost
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Now, if Jell covered Hot Child in the City, we'd be in business. - Sun, 26 Mar 2006 9:53pm Edited: Sun, 26 Mar 2006 9:54pm
The Slug
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It's amazing how much free advertising Jell has gotten from this. - Mon, 27 Mar 2006 2:22pm Edited: Mon, 27 Mar 2006 2:37pm
pubert
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hey, where's mikey? i thought he'd be pissin' in your faces already! jell sucks, and they have THE WORST taste in music this side of steamer's open mic.
whacka whacka whacka
ps fly on the wall rules, if i wasn't retarded, i wooda said wat you saed! - Thu, 30 Mar 2006 9:51pm Edited: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 9:55pm
FLY ON THE WALL
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Has anyone ever noticed that when I post on a thread the debate just ends. - Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:51pm Edited: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:52pm
pubert
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when i was a kid, i used to go to mikey's house and play g.i. joes, but i stopped 'cause he would put them up his bum. i thought it was gross, but now it just plain old makes sense. he like jell.
whacka whacka whacka - Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:53pm Edited: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:56pm
J. Rab
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This debate just isn't spirited enough to keep people interested without the remarkable insight and compelling
arguments on Jell's behalf.

Where is the internet PR monkey? I miss him. He is my muse. - Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:58pm Edited: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:09pm
Tyler
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"Just so people know I am not an Indie snob like Tyler and enjoy big arena concerts as much as little bar shows."

how have I gotten a reputation as a snob? I enjoy large concerts as well, for example wynton marsalis.. also arturo sandoval...michael kaeshammer... I even own most of what the spice girls released - Fri, 31 Mar 2006 4:41am Edited: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 4:45am
Swingin' Joe
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How is it really a debate if 85% of the people on here think that Jell actually does suck. - Fri, 31 Mar 2006 7:31pm Edited: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 7:48pm
J
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b/c that other 15% still need to be influenced/swayed - Sat, 1 Apr 2006 2:25pm Edited: Sat, 1 Apr 2006 2:25pm
gumble
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So tyler, what's up with that corny-ass scarf you're wearing in your bio photo. Was the room cold or something? - Sat, 1 Apr 2006 4:32pm Edited: Sat, 1 Apr 2006 4:38pm
Swingin' Joe
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I'd rather make fun of them, then try to sway their opinion. - Sat, 1 Apr 2006 4:42pm Edited: Sat, 1 Apr 2006 4:43pm
KNOB GOBBLER
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Uh, hello?

Am I not someone who has stuck up for Jell over and over and over? I think SOME people have too much time on their hands, like people who make SILLY ILLUSTRATIONS of Jell, or people who come on here to BASH JELL FOR NO REASON. I think y'all just keep slaggin' on Jell 'cause y'all think it's cool to slag on a band that's actually going somewhere, like UP IN THE WORLD.

Yeah, I'm with Mikey. Just wait five years. In five years all you assholes and snobs and fuckheads and slobs will be right here on LiveVictoria, and Jell will be playing an AWESOME STADIUM SHOW with HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of fans waving their MINIATURE FLASHLIGHTS! This debate isn't a debate, it's just a mean-spirited slag on a good-hearted band. - Sun, 2 Apr 2006 8:02pm Edited: Sun, 2 Apr 2006 8:08pm
Swingin' Joe
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I don't know whether to take that as sarcasm or not.But that chick in your pic is hot, that's for sure. - Sun, 2 Apr 2006 11:12pm Edited: Mon, 3 Apr 2006 6:48am
Tyler
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yeah I was freezing - Mon, 3 Apr 2006 10:11am Edited: Mon, 3 Apr 2006 10:11am
jeff
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"Jell will be playing an AWESOME STADIUM SHOW with HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of fans waving their MINIATURE FLASHLIGHTS!"

if this ever happens ill kill myself i swear to god - Mon, 25 Sep 2006 5:12pm
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