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Mistress or mistresses neaded!!!!
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WILLEM
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cum play with the chicken dr....
We can lay eggs.
looking for a wild woman for discreet encounters on the mainland,
you must have....

Big boobs
nice smelling breath.
a car, preferably a sports car.
a pension plan.
and eager sex drive...
hand-cuffs,
horney police women, do apply.
A clean growler.
big boobs.
uhhhhhhm, rolex, for me.
ten pounds of ground beef for my freezer.
a pack of zig zags.
one pair of eatable underwear, butterscotch flavour.
a new bic razer, oops I gotta go
work calls, skrew ya later. - Thu, 20 Oct 2005 3:04pm
Lucifer Christ
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Rules of A Mistress

1. A mistress has to be able to separate herself from her lovers family, friends and coworkers. She can’t make herself known to them…even if she betrays herself as a friend.
2. A mistress cannot become one if she has established herself within any of the above (friend, family, work)
3. A mistress has to be able to empathize with her lover and separate herself enough that it won’t effect any part of her personal life.
4. If a lover or herself becomes emotionally attached…she must leave the relationship or she becomes the home wrecker.
5. A mistress never goes out of her way to find a lover, it becomes too one sided, self gratification is the motive, not becoming a mistress
6. A mistress protects her lovers personally life from her own… any violation of either the relationship with her lover MUST be broken.
7. The goal of a mistress is to keep her lover satisfied.
8. A true relationship with her lover isn’t going to work.
9. Never ask too many questions about her lovers personal life, the less you know the better… keep in mind, your mission is to keep your lover happy - Fri, 28 Oct 2005 9:01pm
Ripper
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She smoked my stuff and drank all my wine... - Fri, 28 Oct 2005 9:09pm
Sati
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eeeew - Fri, 28 Oct 2005 9:09pm
slEazy
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http://www.victoriaseden.com - Sat, 5 Nov 2005 5:38am
Ward Ensemble
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in the dictionary a mistress is directly in between a mister and a matress. - Fri, 25 Nov 2005 1:04pm
Nik Olaz
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The king returns. - Fri, 25 Nov 2005 4:47pm
Kimberleykaos
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Hey Willem, hows the mainland? Glad to hear your still kickin. I'm coming over tomorrow, maybe we could meet up, have some drinkies?! Email me any numbers you may have...and if I can stop by for a visit, I surely will. - Thu, 1 Dec 2005 5:22pm
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