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your momma jokes?
| Message Board > General Chitchat > your momma jokes? |
| your daddy | Your momma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Your momma's so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border. Yor momma's so slutty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. Your momma's so stupid she can only count to 20 if she's barefoot. - Sun, 12 Jan 2003 11:24pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Yo mamma so harry, looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. - Sun, 12 Jan 2003 11:47pm | ||
| Bernie | -Your mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. -Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. -Your mama's so fat she eats biscuts like tic-tacs. -Your mama's so toothless, it takes her an hour to eat minute rice. - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 12:24am | ||
| kyla User Info... | *BEEP! BEEP!* THAT'S YO MOMMA BACKIN' UP! - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 12:26am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | you dirty fucking drunk. - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 12:28am | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | Your mom is so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia and is now known as the Republic of Your Mom. - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 12:38am | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | She's soo fat, after sex she smokes a ham. ahahaaaa. - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 12:43am | ||
| kyla | you gonna start dat shit mofo? - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 1:48am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | yippy yow wassup skeez...... - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 2:02am | ||
| Anonymous | This is dumb - Mon, 13 Jan 2003 10:58pm | ||
| mike brawler | yo mamas so fat she bungie jumped and went straight to hell to mamas hairis so nappy she has to take pain killers to comb it.yo mamma looks like hulio eglacias,yo mamas got no thums and she is tellin me how shes gonna hitch hike to work to save money.yo mammas so fat she lives in a 2 story dorito bag ok i think thats all i know - Tue, 14 Jan 2003 11:20pm | ||
| Anonymous | - Your mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand. - Wed, 15 Jan 2003 1:11am | ||
| Anonymous | your mom has a cock.... and you suck it COCKSUCKAAHHHHHH!!!!!! - Wed, 15 Jan 2003 11:11am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | so sorry to say is true. sigghh - Wed, 15 Jan 2003 11:20am | ||
| deleriously raw | "Your mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand" "she got a mouth on the back of her neck, the bitch chew like this:" - Wed, 15 Jan 2003 12:42pm | ||
| GOB | Your mama's soo fat, she bleeds gravy. - Wed, 15 Jan 2003 1:07pm | ||
| Anonymous | . - Wed, 15 Jan 2003 2:30pm | ||
| boogie | your mom's so fat she uses a matress as a tampon. your mom's so fat she uses a vcr as a pager.. and of course the classic, most used and best yer mom joke. she's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house. - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 10:24am | ||
| shar User Info... | i was waiting for the last one! - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 2:28pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | no. no you weren't. - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 2:58pm | ||
| amelio User Info... | your mama's so fat she uses the malahat as a slip and slide - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 9:31pm | ||
| rayne User Info... | Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant,she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 9:50pm | ||
| Virge | Your mom's so fuckin fat when she wears a red dress kids think shes the KoolAid man. That last one way funny, yar. - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 10:33pm | ||
| choad | yer mom does it - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 10:42pm | ||
| Virge | booourns - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 10:48pm | ||
| Lurker User Info... | "i was saying boourns" - Sat, 18 Jan 2003 2:22am | ||
| Anonymous | Almost missed another classic. Yo momma's so fat, after having sex with her, I rolled over to times and I was still on top of her. - Sat, 18 Jan 2003 2:52am | ||
| MB | Your momma is so stupid I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and grabbed a bowl! Your momma is so fat she sweats crisco! Your momma is so slutty I could have been your daddy but the dog beat me up the stairs! - Sat, 18 Jan 2003 10:54am | ||
| Anonymous | Yo momma's so nasty...Ozzy refused to bite her head off! - Fri, 7 Feb 2003 2:04am | ||
| Anonymous | your mommas so fat she heard it was chilly outside and grabbed a bowl - Sat, 8 Feb 2003 1:33am | ||
| clyde"THE DON"burnside | all your mothers swallow - Sat, 8 Feb 2003 6:08pm | ||
| shar User Info... | clever! - Sat, 8 Feb 2003 6:23pm | ||
| clyde"THE DON"burnside | your momma's ugly and she dresses you funny. how's that for ya grade 3. - Sat, 8 Feb 2003 7:24pm | ||
| Anonymous | Yo momma's so fat...you can't even get laid....oh wait...nevermind - Sat, 8 Feb 2003 7:27pm | ||
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