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Hmmmm some rhymes, FUCK MAINSTREEM
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| the pine tree savage User Info... | Fuck Mainstreem Im a strange human being if you know what I mean. I like sittin naked smokin green eating ice-cream. watch tv drink beer, my manes homer every morning I wake up with a big fat boner some say Im a loner, Its all cool though. I like laying down tracks, with a half-sac in my studio. Used to get up-set noone played me on the radio. Now I dont give a fucking shit, its all cool. Im non-conformed with my sound. Its about time for some hip-hop underground. So heres a couple rhymes, from the mouth of a rap fiend. fuck the industry, fuck mainstreem. Hobbies are meant to be fun, I refuse to be a sellout If I notice someone scoutin, Im gonna get the hell-out. Not so sure what they offer is what I wanted. Why? so I can get rich and famous, and fucking flaunt it? Like the bling bling and the dumb gold rings. I'de rather do my own thing, FUCK MAINSTREEM. Evan if I make a name I'll still remain anonymous. If I get rich, I wont forget about the street kids. Like YOU did, build a shelter complex. Where its warm, not wet, wanna bet Gimmee a chance, and I'll prove. Dont evan doubt it, I'll fucking do it. May be different in this rap game, but if we were all the same, the whole world would be lame. Here comes my hook, once again. FUCK THE INDUSTRY, FUCK MAINSTREEM! But most of fuck you if you leave some stupid retort. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 8:36pm | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | for a guy who wants to "fuck mainstream," you sure spend a lot time promoting yourself and trying to invent the "next big sound." - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 9:39pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | After being mentally attackted by this foo - after reading this thread, then moving on, to see this same spiel again, amoung other creepiness to follow - {It just doesn't end!} I have made a newbie under general. Check it out. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:08pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | Whatever, Im going to sample a fart, synthesize it, and dedicate the mix to Everybody that uses livevictoria.com I promice. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:46pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | Don't ya mean Promis? You might have gotten better responses if you had asked for those sound effects in the first place. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:52pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | Nice, I can make those though - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:54pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | Nobody like me everybody hates me, I think I go eat worms. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:56pm | ||
| Natalie User Info... | im a gangster im a straight up G (word) hte gangster life is the fucking life for me shotting bitches by day snorting coke by night being a gangster is hella tight. compete with that. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:59pm | ||
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| Kris User Info... | i remember that song. what was that guys name....oh man. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:02pm | ||
| Natalie User Info... | josh tobin. dont ask how i know. i just know. these things. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:03pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | Funny shite Natskie, really, I'm being nice. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:04pm | ||
| Natalie User Info... | Natskie...thats great...funny shit - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:06pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | You imposters, I wrote that - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:11pm | ||
| Natalie User Info... | screw you. im the real slim shady. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:13pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | I woke up im awake fuck sakes my body aches why me every morning, damnit wish I never had to get out of bed, I'll have a well deserved rest when Im dead heaven is a place with no alarm clocks tick tock fuck Im waking up cant I ever sleep in once. No even if your rich, the birds wake you up its no wonder so many people jump or keel over dead, taking a dump shit routine everyday makes me wanna rampage. there once was a time I was fine. Growing marijuanna, in a basement of mine suddenly everything got fucked got busted, now Im waking up If you wanna sleep in, I suggest you grow weed in your basement who wants to wake up on time Gordon Campbell aint no friend of mine. Im waking up. going down to labor unlimited Fuck I am running out of rhymes..........Wanna have a typing battle? Kinda like freestyle, except you can backspace your mistakes. Fucksakes, c-mon, put me in my place. just remember, you cant make an omlette Without breakin some eggs. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:16pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | Bad habit - that's what I call my sis Natalie... - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:35pm | ||
| Bad Habit User Info... | Why cant we all just get along. I feel like my feelings are being ignored/neglected, and that makes me hurt inside. I do have respect for all of you, just to let you all know, I am going to pray for all of your souls everynight ok.... God Bless You All, You too SHAGGY, god loves you. Go into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and give yourselves a big hug, Savage style. Peace... - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 11:58am | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | if theres anything worse than the mainstream, its a shitty song about going against it... - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 3:00pm | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | A lot of people are saying "hip hop is dead". Now I know why. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 3:39pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | Hip-hop is not dead, its fuckin hybernating. I want to hear your rhymes Onemosphere. Please wow me with your smrt little mind. Better make it snappy, dont want to take to long you might forget what your topic was in the first place. Please do. On you mark, get set, flop - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 9:43pm | ||
| User User Info... | here's my freestyle I got 5 on it stanky stank pull it and break you off some im gonna call that old skank who likes to take it on the face drink my cum you could call me mental and i could call you gayer than punk rock and black metal v-guitar whammy bar swingin thinkin your a player home grown clone music while i make drones too sick so sick you need to take a bayer sicker than cancer on a nekid dancer slicker than caddy coupe devilles with the big rims and crown on the dasher listenin to black flag stuck in the closet i break it off cuz i got 5 on it - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:57pm | ||
| willem User Info... | Nice. Im master P now listen to me. if you want a lay, gotta do what I say. Yeah, hound hound hound her.... Im the panty peeling pussy pounder Used to like the bottom, now I like the top. It give me the freedom when to say stop. dont stop, drop, YO, roll-over better yet like doggy style Ill bend you over, Rover I wanna hear you beg, although Im hard like a hydrant, dont pee on my leg. You could call me Willy, you can call me Will. either Im cumming, come get your fill. you dont need no lubrication lady. Im as smooth as the bottom of a baby, so maybe you will come home with me, cum and sit on the face of the real muthafuckin MASTA P. I like tha boobies, you like tha boobies, who likes da boobies, we likes da boobies. - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 12:26am | ||
| brad User Info... | ahh yes..another few minutes of my life completely wasted by reading this thread, live vic i love you. - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 6:18am | ||
| Mutilashawn User Info... | There are three people on this board who are completely ruining this forum for me . . and what do you know they are all on this thread - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 8:40am | ||
| disgruntled asshole User Info... | good fuck off to another thread - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 9:29am | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | "Hip-hop is not dead, its fuckin hybernating." You're boring it back to sleep if it considered waking up, champ. - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 3:30pm | ||
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| Onemosphere User Info... | These aren't my "rhymes", but they sure do remind me of you. Hey brothers and sisters, Listen to me, I'm talking to you religiously, My Mormon Rap will make you see, That I'm as funky as Donny and Marie. When I go to church, I'm in a good mood, Cause they all treat me Like a righteous dude. When I watch tv, I feel inspired, Cause I listen to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap I'm a fine young man, I'm living clean, Don't smoke, don't drink, If you know what I mean. Don't touch Soda Pop if It has caffiene, You might say I'm a good little Sunbeam. I didn't even date, Until I turned 16, I don't even know The meaning of the word obscene. Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap Now Brigham Young, He's my main man, Cause He brought the Pioneers to the promised Land. Brother Brigham might be related to me, I'll check it out when I do my genealogy. He didn't want settle just anywhere, That's why we've got a place called Temple Square I wish I could've seen old Brigham's Face When he said "Oh baby, this is the place!" Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap I met a mormon girl just yesterday, Who had a real sweet spirit, In her own choice way. I said "Hey, I'm on my way to the Dairy Queen, Would you like to join me for a bowl of Ice Cream" She said "Sure, why Certainly, But you're gonna have to wait til after three, I've gotta give a lesson and a recipe, To my Relief Society" I was thinking of another nice place to go, So I took my baby to the wild road show, Refreshments look real good to me, Red punch, white cookies, and mint candy Then I took her home, Nice place she had, That's where I met her mom and dad, I said "How do ya do? and I'm pleased to meet ya" And the door bell rang, was the Home Teachers I looked at my baby and she said with a smile, "We might be here for a little while" I said "Come On girl, lets go and ride, Cause we're gonna be late for the fireside!" Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap My bishop asked if we're going steady, And we said, "No sir, cause we're not ready, We've got some important things to do, Like graduate from BYU -- And sometime later in the fall, I'm gonna recieve my mission call! Don't you worry, I'll be flyin' Right back home to the land of Zion!" Put Salt Lake City on the map, When we all do the Mormon Rap! Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap Mormon, Mormon Rap, Do the Mormon Rap "Hey Mom, What are we having for dinner? Green Jello Salad with Shredded Carrots? MY FAVORITE!!" Come on all you kids get in the Station Wagon, We're gonna be late for cub scouts!" - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 3:50pm | ||
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