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"The Murder Before Xmas"
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SickFuk
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This was written just after midnight on Xmas eve, in the true spirit of the holidays by Shane from S.I.C.K..... hope you enjoy it......

"The Murder Before Xmas"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was living, not even the mouse

The walls were all bloodstained, the children were dead
While blood drained from their bullet-ridden heads

Ma's dead in the bedroom, with a knife through her heart
While dad is crusified on the wall just like a piece of art

Grandpa is slumped over, in his rocking chair dead
On the floor next to him, lies his severed head

Grandma's throat's cut, she's dead on her back
With the fireplace poker shoved up her old crack

The tree's been knocked over, the presents are smashed
The whole family's dead, and the house is all trashed

This "Modern Human Art" would make most people S.I.C.K.
T'was created by a killer dressed up like St Nick

Away to his car he made a mad dash
Put his foot to the floor and really hauled some ass

His car engine roared as he drove out of sight
Away from this massacre, on Christmas night

HAPPY HELL-A-DAZE
S.I.C.K. - Fri, 24 Dec 2004 7:10am
Kimberleykaos
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Good job to who wrote that,{Shane} funny wake up poem once again, anyhting sick and twisted, especially on Christmas eve is just lovely. Happy HELL-A-DAZE, I likey alot. Not suggesting anything with the pic, just anything ANTI-CHRISTmas is fun stuff. - Fri, 24 Dec 2004 8:23am
SickFuk
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"I am an anarchist, I am the anti-Christ
I know what I want and I know how to get it
I wanna destroy... Mr Slate
Cuz I wanna be... Fred Flintstone"

I hate Xmas - Fri, 24 Dec 2004 3:36pm
karate porkchop
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Nice work, now do something "i saw mommy..." - Fri, 24 Dec 2004 3:38pm
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