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laprider
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I will produce your CD for you...I will save you money and make you sound better...tons of experience. I do bands as well I can arrange and provide musicians for solo acts.
proven results! - Wed, 11 Dec 2002 3:49pm
Anonymous Well..... no. - Wed, 11 Dec 2002 7:03pm
Anonymous I second that... no... fuck off, but thanks. - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 1:22am
Wreaker of Havoc
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Just curious. What is your experience and proven results. Might help you get replies other than "fuck off" - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 9:52am
Mike Yea, where's the proof, bubba? - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 12:52pm
laprider
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the proof is in my reputation...say what you like it doesn't phase me, you obviously don't know me...so I don't have to back anything up to you...bye. Do you even know what a producer does? - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 3:37pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Haha thats a hell of a way to do business. YOU put up an post advertising your services to, I assume, to drum up some business from people you dont know. Then you tell us that you dont give a shit about people who have never heard of you??? You claim that you have "experience" with "proven results" and that your "reputation" is the proof!?!?!? Well I aint ever heard of ya. Obviously your "reputation" hasnt done shit for your business otherwise you wouldnt be posting your services to reach people like me who dont know of you. Now you can either tell those of us who dont know who the fuck you are what you have done or make a jackass out of yourself by insulting any potential clients!!!!! - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 4:55pm
laprider
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anyone wishing to discuss this further can contact me at anytime. I am more then happy to discuss my experience , however I will not play internet games. and Aarron think real hard you should remember me...didn't I punch you out years ago when you got lippy with me at a party...is this why you have a bone to pick...check with your friends, they will tell you who I am. - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 5:40pm
Anonymous It's preety apparent that the man is a sack of stinky shit! - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 5:42pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Hmmmm. I have been punched in the mouth many times for being lippy so that is a possibility. But I have no clue who you are but it appears that you dont like me. Which is odd seeing how im such a funloving kind of guy! haha. Oh friends can someone help me out with who this is? He doesnt want to say. Help? - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 6:38pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Laprider I got your email and still do not know who you are. You tell me that you worked with SYL and that gives you the right to talk down to me or to claim to have punched me out? That is laughable. Funny how you know me and I dont know you. Shit I must be REALLY fuckin famous. Anyway thats all i have to say about that. Judging by other posts it appears we have a simalar taste in music and have seen alot of the same shows in the past. Maybe we started off on the wrong foot??? Im sure you are very capable in your field and when I posted my first message above I was quite serious and didnt expect the attitude. So I replied. Im hoping maybe you didnt mean to come across all Kato Kaelin like. Come check out The Hoosegow and Gallows End At Soundgarden Wed Dec 18!!!!! - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 8:37pm
laprider
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arron give it a rest, where exactly am I talking down to you or acting arrogant? If I wanted to be arrogant I would have listed my credentials, instead people that are serious can contact me and take it from there...I make a good living thank you and am offering my services as no one else really does it in this city, you telling me you came in my store how many times and claim to not know me. get off of it, you set the tone, you could have simply asked me direct questions via my posted email if you really were serious.
I won't get into this anymore...and think back to Dorans party on Cowichan st. - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 9:09pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Holy Shit. I know EXACTLY who you are!!!!! I have never known your name. I remember that night. Your jock friends kicked us out of that party. I was bent over tying my shoes and you told me to hurry. I told you to fuck off and called you chillipeppers wannabe and you pushed me off the porch! I remember that because my face dragged down the side of the stucco house. You ran inside scared and sent your jock freinds out after me. Punched me out???? I remember having your buddies come up to me for weeks claiming how sorry you were. That you were on shrooms and didnt know what you were doing. Youre fuckin lucky i didnt get my hands on you that night. Eli and Knight harrassed me for months because I got rolled by stickman!!! Fuck that was a long time ago! This town is so fucking small. - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 9:25pm
Gun You are a legend in your own mind, lapdancer, and even then, you are running scared. Please stop the facade. - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 9:45pm
Laprider
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ha ha ha..I am always open for debate, especially with faceless names, and people who lack the basic education to spell. I have no concern for your comments, trust me it won't change my income. and it won't stop anyone from using me. So step and talk to me in person or grow the fuck up, I seriously wonder if any of you actually does know what a producer does. - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 9:47pm
josh
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If you maybe explained the concept of a producer, alot of bands might decide it would be worthwhile to have one, and want to work with you. I know I played in a band for alot of years and recorded quite a few CD's before I ever figured out about the value of a producer on a project. - Fri, 13 Dec 2002 4:31am
Ike Fucking bloodsport. Everybody just smoke a bomb and chill the fuck out. - Fri, 13 Dec 2002 7:21pm
Roofee Randy or take a pill and cum to my house..... - Fri, 13 Dec 2002 8:00pm
laprider
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to those who have chosen to contact me for more info, thanx, for those who have hired me , thanx...for anyone else simply contact me and I will be glad to share info with you. - Fri, 13 Dec 2002 10:10pm
Tell-It-Like-It-Is uh its spelled "N-O-B-O-D-Y" not "T-H-O-S-E" - Fri, 13 Dec 2002 11:44pm
Gun for those who have hired me , thanx

What line of business are you in...bubba? - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 1:44am
Anonymous jesus christ.....this fucking laprider sure looks like an idiot I would say. I wish I was wreaker for the day. I mean jesus, he even knows where he works!!!!! - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 2:04am
Anonymous He gives "Lap Rides" - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 2:07am
ranting Laprider is a great guy and knows his shit,and has put in his time.
Not that AC hasn't but I know LR has his shit together and has done some pretty cool things in the "biz".
Victoria needs some good solid management companies/people that can help with the business shit.
There are way too many good acts here in all genres that will never get noticed due to the lack of knowledge about the "biz" and it gets to be way too much of a load trying to write do the business end AND keep a solid line-up of guys to keep at it if that is the goal.
Everyone wants a recording contract,even if they say they don't.
There are exceptions of course.Depends what you want out of it.But everyone usually "sells out" after awhile.Being in a band is not cheap and easy.
Hot Hot Heat knew the business end,look what they got.
I heard they made their own contract and it got accepted by the label.Not many bands can do that unless they have their shit together.Bands or musicians that don't know what they are getting into on the business end get screwed.
And then look at Nevermore.
They still have to work day jobs.....sad. - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 3:13am
Anonymous Ah...that explains the brown stain on my thigh - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 3:17am
Anonymous I bet you are a big metallica fan, or wish you could tell them how to go about the music buisness.....metal will always be looked at as the dregs of music, until it changes into the utter shit you turn it into,or is it the pawns of bob cock and lapriders alike that make the next re-load, that are the pieces of shit. either way fuck you and your bum fuck of a mouth for telling me what my dad told me when I started listening to metal....sell out cunt - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 5:19am
Anonymous fuck I bet nevermore are pretty upset with the state they are in you fucking turd.Where the fuck does the music buisness come into this laprider being a fucking idiot???fuck off and die sell out goof - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 5:38am
Anonymous who the hell is nevermore??? - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 10:45am
Milton
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The worst thing about Metallica selling out was that they used to shred... the mercyful fate medley... fuck they were good once upon a time before the 90's. - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 10:57am
Wreaker of Havoc
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I think what everyone is getting at is that they have not (including myself) seen these incredible things Laprider has done. Thats not to discount what they are. If you tell people you have proven results then lets hear them. If i advertised my band as an amazing band with a proven track record so hire us i would most certainly be asked 'what track record'. Now if i replied with a 'if you havent heard of me then you must live under a rock' I cant see many people wanting to hire my band. I would be hesitant to have someone representing us that presents himself as the 2nd coming of christ for band production. For someone who points out the importance of the 'business'end in music, he shows a general lack of public relations and communications ability. Siskel gives this guy a thumbs down from the grave.... - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 11:02am
Metal Encyclopedia Nevermore are a metal band out of Seattle. Extremely talented, one of the best guitar slingers in metal today, great drumming and a huge european fanbase. In Greece they are as big as Metallica, but in the US they are lucky to draw 1000 to shows, and in Canada, Victoria was one of their strongest turnouts with about 400. ML7 and WAV opened for them.

Nevermore are the remnants of a band called Sanctuary and have members that were in Forbidden, also one of their ex guitarists is now in Cannibal Corpse.

A cross between modern european metal, power metal and american metal, their latest album Dreaming Neon Black incorporates alot of very catchy riffing ( ala numetal ) extreme lead guitar work, crushing drums and power vocals.

When they arent on the road touring like rockstars, they are working in their hometown.

Signed to Century Media, go figure, they are one of CM's top selling bands and are broke. - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 2:30pm
Anonymous - He gives "Lap Rides"

Yea I know...I'm sending him my dry cleaning bill. My advice to any of his other 'clients' is...where dark brown pants when he starts...'producing' - Sat, 14 Dec 2002 8:20pm
God All you guys are fucking idiots. You have serious people on there trying to get something going and all you immature little girls fuck it up. Why don't you just stay off this board and let the serious musicians use it. You guys will never get anywhere, and I'm sure your bands all suck. I have only seen a couple good bands in this town. The rest is crap. I've worked with Laprider and he know what he's talking about. You guys need people like that. GROW UP ASSHOLES! - Sun, 15 Dec 2002 5:49pm
Beelzebub God's a fucking moron. Ive read this post and no one has said that Sap hider's work sucks. Just that still to date no one including him has said jack shit about what he has done. It appears that most people dont know. And God, just because you dont get invited to the band parties doesnt mean that the bands suck....Now where did I hide your soul? - Sun, 15 Dec 2002 5:57pm
Myka
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I, for one, believe that "god" and "laprider" are the same person... - Sun, 15 Dec 2002 6:36pm
Doubtful OK this thread could easily end with one link to show his work. we all know laprider acts like a twelve year old, now give us some proof that you at least are a good producer. - Sun, 15 Dec 2002 6:39pm
Laprider Ok ok heres a link to some of my work. Now will you guys hire me already!!!!!!!
http://www.freegaypornfinder.com - Sun, 15 Dec 2002 6:47pm
BuddyLuv I think we just found an example where the "any publicity is good publicity" doesnt apply...... - Sun, 15 Dec 2002 6:53pm
WTF? We want to see proof of your producing, not your lap rides. - Sun, 15 Dec 2002 7:02pm
Bah Dunno why you even waste your time on this fucked up board Steve. Put a couple ads in the local rags and you'll probably find some clientelle that are worthy of your time.
Havoc, you're a fucking asshole. - Mon, 16 Dec 2002 10:38am
Wreaker of Havoc
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and your point is? - Mon, 16 Dec 2002 12:32pm
Not My Bizness but.. Havoc is also 2 times the size of Laprider, and Laprider started this with him, then under the threat of the fact the Havoc is about 100 lbs bigger than when Laprider sucker kicked him in the face, Laprider proceeded to threaten Havoc with the equivelent of a gang beating, or a "my big brothers gonna kick your ass now" attitude. And that sucks. That is gay. That is cowardly. That is weak. That says ALOT about a man's personality. - Mon, 16 Dec 2002 1:48pm
Laprider
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tell me when and where did i say i was going to sick anyone on him...I asked him to call me and discuss this personally with me...he won't. I deal with my own problems and thats that. so what if he has a hundred pounds on me, whats the fuck is that....I simply don't like people who won't back up what they say.
sure seems to be a lot of anon posts here! - Mon, 16 Dec 2002 2:13pm
Bah "Havoc is also 2 times the size of Laprider"

Someone's never heard the term "the bigger they are the harder they fall" have they? Size means shit. - Mon, 16 Dec 2002 2:21pm
Anon Post Yeah, all these Anon posts! Guess what that means, now a lot of people know your a fuckass! Bad move Laprider - Mon, 16 Dec 2002 3:20pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Ive reread these posts and im still trying to figure out what im supposed to back up? I havent threaten you. Im just simply not afraid of you. You HAVE threatened me with who you associate with by private email. You have told me to ask around about "who you associate with" and "how you deal with violence". Ive asked people about who you associate with and they are just as puzzled as I. Im not trying to be a tough guy here Im just not scared of people like you. So dont be surprised when I find it humourous when you are being tough with me. Its funny, Im sorry. But when you start bringing other poeple in to do your dirty work then that is cowardly and, because you have actually threatened me in writing, is just fuckin stupid. If you want to come after me like some angry child then that is your choice but quite frankly this has worn thin and Im done with you. Yawn. - Mon, 16 Dec 2002 3:32pm
conservationofmomentum "Someone's never heard the term "the bigger they are the harder they fall" have they? Size means shit"

Try this simple test...get a hundred pound soaking wet person to punch you in the head, then get a 300 lb dude to punch you in the head. Which one will hit harder? It'd be the same difference as getting smacked with a softball or a bowling ball.

next test...punch a 100lb person, then punch a 300lb person...who moves the most?

It's pretty simple...bigger person = more mass

you ain't got a clue, go back to grade 10 science class - Wed, 18 Dec 2002 12:28pm
Bah It's wonderful to see people with such tunnel vision. How bout you o get some 200lb brawler and put em up against a 150lb martial artist. Now who needs to back to physics class cause they were too fucking baked to pay attention? - Wed, 18 Dec 2002 3:12pm
Martial arts? Really... The brawler will still win. Martial arts are over-rated unless you were a bruiser to begin with. Seen many a "black belt" get stomped after hucking one to many whipkicks. - Wed, 18 Dec 2002 3:38pm
Anonymous laprider, or shaftrider?? hmmm?? - Wed, 18 Dec 2002 4:46pm
Anonymous From what I've heard, I'd say SHAFTRIDER!!!!!!!! - Wed, 18 Dec 2002 4:57pm
Anonymous "Now who needs to back to physics class cause they were too fucking baked to pay attention?"

Uh..I'm gonna go with you do. - Wed, 18 Dec 2002 5:33pm
Fact My buddy, big dude, 230 lbs, head like a rock, pure mucle, likes to take on 2-3 guys his size or bigger at once. Does it for kicks. In Vancouver, little oriental guys, 3 on 1 in an alley on a white guy, my buddy sees it, goes to the rescue, little oriental martial artist tries to drop kick my buddy, kicks him in the head, buddy laughs, grabs the oriental, chokes him to the ground, grabs next guy, knocks him out, 3rd oriental gansta tries to pull his manuevers, big guy beats him silly, laughs at all three and walks away. - Wed, 18 Dec 2002 5:36pm
emo boy laprider is so emo. - Thu, 19 Dec 2002 4:07pm
gobble gobble hey laprider thanks for that site, it helped me relieve a lot of sexual tension i've been having lately. i've had issues blowing loads and what not.. btw you're really hot. - Thu, 19 Dec 2002 4:27pm
Sparkles This is so awesome, I tought it should be back at the top of the posts. By the fuck and grind, did laprider come to the Gallow's show?? - Thu, 19 Dec 2002 11:39pm
Anonymous Laprider has very strong thighs from his dancing days in room 212 in the Dougie. You cannot count him out. - Fri, 20 Dec 2002 12:19am
sack o shit No one saw the karate kid (aka laprider) at the show. what a surprise - Fri, 20 Dec 2002 12:25am
Anonymous lets have a backyard UFC style challenge - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 4:09am
The Instigator From... Of course not, he chickened out. AC is in fact a tough individual. Maybe Lappy's jock freinds didnt feel like backing him up this time around.


Oh how I love this hehehe! - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 12:38pm
laprider
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hahaha.....well actually I have a life that doesn't evolve around this board....some of us actually make music in our spare time......Hmmmm jock friends, don't think I've ever had any of those, had to scrap too many of them.
I will be at the Cancer show, and look forward to discussing this with mr. too much free time wreaker as he never did bother to call me back or discuss this with me. - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 3:23pm
Chris Cuntliffe Good maybe I can knock your teeth out again! - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 5:22pm
Anonymous thats funny....Hmm I got my teeth knocked out by accident in Vancouver in the 90's...and the guy that did it paid to fix them and became a great friend...the punch was intended for the guy behind me....you have such wild imaginations...I know chris he punched me, I remember that didn't make me even move, kind of hit like my daughter....talk is o so cheap. - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 5:29pm
Chris Cuntliffe Funny, I remember you bringing the cops and your mom downtown. I got arrested. Whos the little girl? - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 5:48pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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haha - Thu, 16 Jan 2003 5:59pm
Anonymous i know one person who won't get near one of my songs.producer? maby?public relations and wrong approach to a reply?i'm thinking yes.shake your head for your own good man. - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 12:45am
Istigator Alligator Masterbator Vibrator Doesnt Wreaker make music in his spare time too? What the hell are 2 musicians fighting over anyhow? Ive never seen LAprider I dont think, so have no comment on him, but I saw Gallows End and if that singer is as mean as his haircut, then youve got no worries! - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 3:15pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Haha, Me a musician...now THATS funny - Fri, 17 Jan 2003 3:49pm
Chris Cuntliffe Another no show for the laughably threatening Laprider. - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 8:47pm
RSBF No show? I was hanging with him for half of the evening at the benefit (which was great by the way) ; ) Laprider is one of the nicest people i know - very supportive and welcoming with no attitude. stuff i've read on this thread certainly doesn't reflect who he is in the 'real world'. - Sun, 26 Jan 2003 8:54pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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You missed the brawl of the century! AC and LR fought like gladiators to a draw.....LR cheated of course. - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 12:13am
Anonymous what?? Lapass at it again?? - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 12:25am
Anonymous he just wanted to get in your pants, fbsr. guys are like that you know. naive, is what you are. - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 2:54pm
_Griphin_
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I can do production work, dead easy to master a tape to CD, E-Mail me if you want something transfered, and I'd do it for free :) Nuff said... - Fri, 31 Jan 2003 5:39am
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