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Metal band names..... bwahahahahah.
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jay brown
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o.k. this should be good. We cant agree on a fucking name to save our lives. So lets hear em people, give us some good metal names for our band. We've already got our first show booked and I already told the guys if we cant come up with something I'm making shirts that say, Gay Metal Band, with a picture of A.C. singing on the front of it. - Sun, 30 May 2004 1:01pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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I think you should call your band Texas Chainsaw B.B.Q. you could have a logo with a chick bleeding from both ends. ( maybe with an apple in her mouth ) - Sun, 30 May 2004 1:22pm
Demen Ted
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Gorthrak's Revenge of Death. Can't fail. - Sun, 30 May 2004 1:45pm
Danny Silverfish
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so far its gorthrak for my vote - Sun, 30 May 2004 2:33pm
Nik Olaz
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just do what i did, go to school, and instead of listening to your biology teacher, just look in the text book for "cool" sounding words ;) - Sun, 30 May 2004 2:54pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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I thought we were called "Clark"???? its mean, tough yet devilishly sexy...... - Sun, 30 May 2004 3:09pm
Mi*coll*
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yeah, i say think of a "metal" sounding organelle that is really just responsible for the energy conversion of most of the cellular energy metabolites into adenosinse triphosphate (ATP) by oxidative phosphorylation.

;) - Sun, 30 May 2004 4:01pm
Nik Olaz
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hahahah you found out our secret origin of the name MITOCHONDRION.

NEXT WILL YOU FOUND OUT HOW WE CAME UP WITH ORGANSPLATTER? I THINK NOT. - Sun, 30 May 2004 5:27pm
Cheeky
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Just stick with "gay metal band". - Mon, 31 May 2004 1:38am
Helonwheels
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J.C. and the Upswet Douche Band - Mon, 31 May 2004 5:39am
KnifeGhost
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The Two Towers.....

It's both Tolkien and gay sounding, with connotations of big things exploding.... - Mon, 31 May 2004 5:42am
lonemonk
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Rusted Lubrication - Mon, 31 May 2004 5:43am
D�d[]Sanger
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Chunkblower! - Mon, 31 May 2004 8:14am
Helonwheels
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Dead Stench Boys - Mon, 31 May 2004 8:28am
jepsycho
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I think you should go with "gay metal band" it is very fitting. - Mon, 31 May 2004 8:34am
Brand X Media
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Too bad 'John Couger Concentration Camp' is already taken. - Mon, 31 May 2004 8:45am
jay brown
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come on people....... give me more here. - Mon, 31 May 2004 10:12am
D�d[]Sanger
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GuntBuster!

FetusFlosser

Razorblade Tampon

BitchBlender

Oculartargetspoonthruster

Greymatter Sexsplatter

Pussyblood Popsicle

Gutthrust BileBomb

Butchered Bloodhound

Infant Mangler

Horsecock Throatfuck



.... you asked ;) - Mon, 31 May 2004 10:48am
dirty girl
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Clitoral Stimuli - Mon, 31 May 2004 11:16am
snuh
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How about YELLOW MAMA, it was the nickname for the electric chair in Alabama. Big and yeller it was. - Mon, 31 May 2004 11:38am
User
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Shrunken Sphincters - Mon, 31 May 2004 12:09pm
D�d[]Sanger
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Glorious Mediocracy - Mon, 31 May 2004 12:33pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Jason - can you please call your new band The Egg Five? Either that or Banjo Eddie and Those Hot Smokin' Fuckers. - Mon, 31 May 2004 1:42pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Tampon Day Lightwings - Mon, 31 May 2004 1:46pm
dirty girl
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Twisted Fister. - Mon, 31 May 2004 1:48pm
D�d[]Sanger
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I just thought of a ripper one:

SLUT BUSTER!!!


..oh hell yea bitches! \m/ - Mon, 31 May 2004 2:13pm
User
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Twisted Fister and Slut Buster would be awesome names for hardcore pornos! ;) - Mon, 31 May 2004 2:34pm
Cheeky
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Infant Mangler!!! Or Gay Metal Band..... - Mon, 31 May 2004 2:45pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Twisted Fister!!! YES - Mon, 31 May 2004 2:55pm
Mutilashawn
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Narthax!!! - Mon, 31 May 2004 3:15pm
lucky bar
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twisted fister gets my vote. ben. - Mon, 31 May 2004 4:12pm
DOOMHAMMER
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Mjolnor's retribute - Mon, 31 May 2004 4:23pm
jay brown
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Ya thats pretty damn funny actually. - Mon, 31 May 2004 4:24pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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After searching far and wide for a name, we have all decided on Carcass.....fuck we're already famous - Tue, 1 Jun 2004 5:30am
Neil
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Murder, rape, driving on the wrong side of the road, lying, vandalism, cheating on tests, stealing things that are not yours; these are all examples of �Immoral Behavior� - Tue, 1 Jun 2004 6:45am
Dr.DoomXxX
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instead of "Clark" you could call it "A.C." - Tue, 1 Jun 2004 11:06am
shitrat
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Definatley twisted fister! - Tue, 1 Jun 2004 11:43am
ML7Mike
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'Hick Yokel and The Chicken Picken Hippy Haters' - Tue, 1 Jun 2004 11:57am
Sandor
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twisted fister - Tue, 1 Jun 2004 12:26pm
Ace
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Kiss rules - Tue, 1 Jun 2004 5:27pm
jay brown
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o.k. as funny as a few of those were none of them worked... anything else? - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 5:15pm
Nik Olaz
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Vivisect
Psychfringe
Fallen By Existance
Bereavement
Terrorform

theyre lame i know. but i tried. - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 5:29pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Brutalitarianism, Pummellator, Stewie Gilligan Griffith and the Dwayne Seginawiches, Crumbcrusher, (Too bad Crumbsuckers was already taken), Richard Simmons's Soft Slippers - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 5:31pm
SentencedtoBurn
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Octardo and the 8 Headed Retards - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 5:34pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Terrorform absolutely fucking rules - it has easy metal font possibilities too. - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 5:56pm
The Other Nick
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SERIOUS:
Pandimonium, Thrall, Cormorant (not the bird), Interdiction, Diurnal Spheare, Adramelec, Ramiel, Nisroc

NOT SO SERIOUS:
Abuse of Power, Captian Hook Sodomy, Anal Builds Character (ABC), Samuel L. Dissection

wait a sec, i think one of those is already taken

on second thought, go with "chloroplast", then we can have an "cell organelle based metal band only" show

\m/ METAL \m/ - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 6:09pm
The Other Nick
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dont forget:

recked wrectum
ronny rape and the rapist rapers
twiceb.....wait a sec, i think theres a punk band from louisiana called that

\m/OH GOD METAL IS EVERYWHERE MAKE IT STOP \m/ - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 6:57pm
Mi*coll*
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Haha--- Chloroplast!! - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 10:11pm
Broccoli
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Fuck Chloroplasts, that sissy plant shit aint metal. Flegelums are the only organelles worth a damn - Wed, 2 Jun 2004 11:24pm
Tragedy
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Flagellums are the most controversial germ out there, but do you really want to be a controversial germ? - Thu, 3 Jun 2004 3:04am
Black Kitten
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What about Vaginal Blood Fart or Cock Ram - Thu, 3 Jun 2004 12:59pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Back in the eighties at McGill University in Montreal, their floor hockey league ACTUALLY had a team called The Vaginal Blood Farts. No shit - I'm NOT shittin' you. So anyway that name's already taken. How'bout Menstrual Burp? - Thu, 3 Jun 2004 1:21pm
Black Kitten
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What about Poo Cum Shake - Thu, 3 Jun 2004 3:24pm
Criss Crass
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What happened to Brutal? That was cool. Maybe you could try Free Clinic. - Thu, 3 Jun 2004 7:35pm
ROSS B AY
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uh yeah go back to sleep hippy. - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 3:47am
Wreaker of Havoc
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Milf Infected - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:01am
ROSS B AY
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Half A Dead Midget Hooker In A Duffel Bag.

H.A.D.M.H.I.A.D for short. Like nu metal. USE IT BITCH!!!! And pay me royalties, of course. They go directly to the "Get A.C. Slater On Dope As Soon As Possible Fund". G.A.C.S.O.D.A.S.A.P. for short. I get royalties for that as well, of course. They go back into the fund. - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:18am
Wreaker of Havoc
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R.B.F.I.G.T.D.A.S.T.B. ROSS B AYS Fault I Got Too Drunk And Shagged That Beast - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:26am
ROSS B AY
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royalties, nigga. roy-al-ties. - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:28am
Rubber Box
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Half A Dead Midget Hooker In A Duffel Bag

Just curious, is it heads or tails? - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:36am
Wreaker of Havoc
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royalties?....Ruby's on her way over....... - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:38am
ROSS B AY
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Ruby the workaholic asian sweetheart? maybe i should shave my back and ass. naaaah....she'll be out of here in less than a minute anyway. - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:39am
Wreaker of Havoc
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ah yes the usual 1 minute special....Good to see all the idiots are up! - Fri, 4 Jun 2004 6:42am
Myka
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Nude Descending Staircase.
Bowl of Cherries (Life is Just)
Throbbing Headache
Migrane Power
Double Edged Knife
Jay Brown and his Bonerdogs (oh, wait.....)
Fuck Butter
Judas
Crucifucktion
Full Nelson (or any other wrastlin move)
Mousepad - Sun, 6 Jun 2004 4:35am
The One After Two
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Bowl Full of Cherries is nice :) - Sun, 6 Jun 2004 12:27pm
jepsycho
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yukon bob and the jays featuring a.c. - Sun, 6 Jun 2004 12:28pm
odb
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Fistula.. Hematuria.. - Mon, 7 Jun 2004 1:44pm
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