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King Bong with Fully Loaded and Lola Parks, Sat. Feb 28th @ Steamers...why??? It's the year of the Monkey of course!!!
Message Board > Up n' Coming! (aka Shameless Promotion) > King Bong with Fully Loaded and Lola Parks, Sat. Feb 28th @ Steamers...why??? It's the year of the Monkey of course!!!
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King Bong
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Bottomfeeder Productions and Steamers Public House would humbly like to point out that...IT'S THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY and we are celebrating. Professor Bong says..." 1.2 Billion Chinese people can't be wrong! "
King Bong invites you to join them with guests Fully Loaded and Lola Parks. Surprise giveaways, $6.00 at the door! Cheap Ya Punks!!!! - Wed, 18 Feb 2004 7:55pm
Troutbreath
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Not only is it the year of the Monkey, it's the year of the GREEN Monkey. It's almost like we planned it that way, isn't? - Thu, 19 Feb 2004 6:56am
Psaje
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has someone been feeding the monkies cookies?? - Thu, 19 Feb 2004 8:18am
Kola
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Fuckin Monkey will eat anything!!
Keep your fingers, and other bits, away from his mouth...
see ya there.....
Peace,
Kola - Thu, 19 Feb 2004 8:56am
69
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Wasn't it the African Green Monkey (who had sex with an airline flight attendant) what started the whole AIDS thing? - Thu, 19 Feb 2004 9:43am
SweetGrass
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I don't know which monkey started it but I know that our monkey always wears a "rain coat" cause he drools way too much!!! - Thu, 19 Feb 2004 10:15am
Troutbreath
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Year 2004 is a Chinese Green Wooden Monkey Year. Why did the Chinese name the year 2004 as the Green Monkey Year? Chinese calendar used the Stem-Branch system to count the days, months and years. There are 10 Stems and 12 Branches in this system. Stems are named by the Yin-Yang and Five Elements (Metal, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth). The Stem sequence order is Yang Wood, Yin Wood, Yang Fire, Yin Fire, Yang Earth, Yin Earth, Yang Metal, Yin Metal, Yang Water and Yin Water. Branches use the animal names.

The Branch sequence order is Rat, Cow, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Chicken, Dog and Pig. Stem and Branch are used together to form a cycle of 60 counting systems which begin with Wooden Rat and end with Water Pig. From 1924 to 1983 is a complete cycle. 2004 is Male Wooden Monkey, the 21st of the Stem-Branch in the system. Because Wood(Tree) is equivalent to color Green in the Five-Element system, Year 2004 is also called Green Monkey year.

I hope this clears things up for you! - Thu, 19 Feb 2004 2:36pm
Broccoli
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So this means you have overscene nearly 2 cycles now, right? - Thu, 19 Feb 2004 11:50pm
Troutbreath
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You wouldn't believe the things my eyes have seen! - Fri, 20 Feb 2004 5:32am
Kola
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Question not the wise and ancient fish breath......
stinky old bastard IS OLDER THAN DIRT!
Kola - Fri, 20 Feb 2004 6:58am
69
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Can I come flash my boobs at the gig? - Fri, 20 Feb 2004 6:30pm
Troutbreath
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Holy Crap! Check out 69's user info, I think I've found Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction. So listen, King Bong Inc. does not support or encourage public nudity. Having said that, I'll give you a Special Edition 'Grow' CD and Game if you can make Sticky Kola forget the words while he's singing. "Older than dirt" am I, he's got to find out who he's messing with. - Sat, 21 Feb 2004 7:27am
King Bong
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Monkey beat those drums and keep your paws where we can see em! - Sun, 22 Feb 2004 7:44pm
Kola
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69 my friend....you flash those things inside of Steamers and there will be a fucking riot..and I'll start it!
Oh, and Trout my other friend I forget the words all the time..shit I make em up as I go anyway..
Peace,
D
PS how old is dirt? - Mon, 23 Feb 2004 6:21am
Troutbreath
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According to sources on the Internet, dirt was the result of a Lab accident at the Proctor & Gamble research facility sometime in 1958. They made use of it to sell more product so I guess I am older than dirt after all. My apologies. - Mon, 23 Feb 2004 7:34am
kola
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See told ya - Mon, 23 Feb 2004 10:50am
Troutbreath
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"Oh, and Trout my other friend I forget the words all the time..shit I make em up as I go anyway.."
You know, that gives me a whole new appreciation for what the 'SweetGrass Girls' accomplish on stage 'live'. Trying to sing back-up to someone making things up as they go? I thought it was bad enough when they have to share a dressing room with ya. - Mon, 23 Feb 2004 4:55pm
Kola
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You know nothing of the sweetgrass girls secret power of mental telpathy....IT'S A FREAKIN MONKEY MIND MELD!!!!!! - Tue, 24 Feb 2004 4:50am
Troutbreath
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MONKEY MIND MELD?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Look, I can't talk about this now I have to go to the Mall and buy some pretty things for the SweetGrass Girls to wear. - Tue, 24 Feb 2004 6:09am
SweetGrass
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We don't shop at no stinkin' mall!... Although while you're out we could use more sparkly things! it helps with the mind meld stuff!
OH THE POWER! - Tue, 24 Feb 2004 7:23am
Troutbreath
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sparkly things! ..........must get sparkly things! - Tue, 24 Feb 2004 7:42am
Kola
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Sweetgrass,
It won't work on the percussionist.....
They don't have..how u say..the ability! - Wed, 25 Feb 2004 4:32am
Troutbreath
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Huh? Say what? Did I miss something? Don't make me come over there and thump on you! - Wed, 25 Feb 2004 10:33am
King Bong
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Bang, Bang, Bang...this damn monkey is like the energizer bunny. It just keeps bangin' his drum everywhere! - Wed, 25 Feb 2004 6:52pm
Brandon
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I think you guys should get msn messenger, its alot easier to chat that way. - Wed, 25 Feb 2004 8:21pm
Brand X Media
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No offense, but I'm starting to think 'monkey with no bones' is on to something. This is shameless shameless shameless shameless shameless self promotion. - Wed, 25 Feb 2004 10:14pm
Troutbreath
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Thanks fer keeping our thread at the top fellers. Um.....why do you think this section was started in the first place???? - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 3:20am
Kola
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I wonder what it's like to be the cop of a local message board. The fact that you feel the need to comment says all that I need to know about you....I'm snickering right now!
Line up gang we get to kick some losers!
Bring it on..
Kola - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 4:13am
Troutbreath
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You know these guys just had to get on here and say something, they just couldn't help themselves.....****(Gasp!!!)**** Do you think that MONKEY MIND MELD stuff works on non-band members too? - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 4:21am
Brandon
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So you were chatting back and forth to keep this post at the top? Are you one person talking to yourself or just a bunch of people having fun with inside jokes, and retarded threats?

"Line up gang we get to kick some losers"

huh????? - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 8:17am
SweetGrass
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Now this feels like the board we all knew and loved. Hey boys...did you go on the metal night's thread and complain to them about using this as a message board??? They are up to about 98 posts and good on em for keeping it alive on this page!!! We've got a lot of work to do to catch up!
Hey Kola, you're such an Asshole!!!... ( next )... - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 8:36am
King Bong
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And this monkey thing is the most retarded gimmick I've ever heard, it even says so on our c.d.!!!! Cheers, S.G. - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 8:42am
SweetGrass
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But there are 9 of us laughing in the band. tee hee! - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 11:03am
Troutbreath
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It's just horrible that we actually have a good time doing this, isn't it? It's shameless I tell ya, shameless. Why don't you come down to Steamers this Saturday and see how horrible it really is! - Thu, 26 Feb 2004 11:30am
Brandon
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nah - Fri, 27 Feb 2004 6:09am
Troutbreath
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Oh come on, the Big Monkey won't bite ya. - Fri, 27 Feb 2004 6:47am
SweetGrass
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The Monkey cometh!!!!! - Sat, 28 Feb 2004 1:07pm
Kola
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Brandon is bitching cause he is too young to get into Steamers!
Hey B when you grow up and get legal ..you come out to a Bong show..and well will teach you a thing or two..!
300 of our best friends were there on Sat..believe me we didn't miss you and the little girls that you hang with!
Fuck Off
Love Kola - Mon, 1 Mar 2004 10:41am
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