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the worst of the worst song lyrics. THE WORST!
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| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | "to be a rock, and not to roll" - robert plant "I, am, I cried, to noone there" - Niel Diamond "I said-a yeah-eh-eh-eh, eee-yeah-eh-eh-eh, I said hey, what's goin' on" - some revolting piece of carrion by one crap-shitter of a band with the equally putrid name: 4 Non Blondes "abra, abra-ca-dabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya." (actually - I just went and googled it. The whole thing - the whole fucking song - what a brutal, simple-minded piece of crap) whenever early Talking Heads David Byrne sang about "FEE-lings" "and we will live each day in the springtime" - Minnie Ripperton "the dead princess lay screaming and her cunt ripped" - David Yow "a-do-do-do, a-da-da-da, is all I want to say to you" - Stink "a little bit of douchebag all night long, a little bit of greasy, pencil-stache'd dirtball all night long, a little bit a......" - refer to lyrics "I am, because I'm hard. I will, because I'm hard" - Rollins "all I hear is, radio ga-ga, radio goo-goo, radio ga-ga" - Freddie Mercury "and this bird you cannot change, woh-ooo-woh-ooo-woh-oh" - Ronnie Van Zant maybe some more - Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:43pm Edited: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:47pm | ||
| Grimlord the stonedinater User Info... | "Oh...eeee...oh ah ah .ting tang walla walla bing bang." "I'm on the mexican wwoh oooo oh radio" This site has some funny shit..... http://www.spinner.ca/2007/03/27/the-worst-lyrics-ever-no-20/ - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:15am | ||
| inhalien User Info... | All I will say is, read some of Rob Zombie's lyrics. If you ever doubted yourself as a song writer, reading his Hellbilly Deluxe lyrics will make you feel better. - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:48am | ||
| Mike S User Info... | anything by Steel Panther - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:20am | ||
| BOING User Info... | Hm, my lord (hare krishna) My, my, my lord (hare krishna) Oh hm, my sweet lord (krishna, krishna) Oh-uuh-uh (hare hare) Now, I really want to see you (hare rama) Really want to be with you (hare rama) Really want to see you lord (aaah) But it takes so long, my lord (hallelujah) Hm, my lord (hallelujah) My, my, my lord (hare krishna) My sweet lord (hare krishna) My sweet lord (krishna krishna) My lord (hare hare) Hm, hm (gurur brahma) Hm, hm (gurur vishnu) Hm, hm (gurur devo) I LIKE THIS PART Hm, hm (maheshwara) My sweet lord (gurur sakshaat) My sweet lord (parabrahma) My, my, my lord (tasmayi shree) My, my, my, my lord (guruve namah) My sweet lord (hare rama) (hare krishna) My sweet lord (hare krishna) My sweet lord (krishna krishna) My lord (hare hare) ...George Harrison heard this in the post office.... - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 1:39pm | ||
| Above the knee User Info... | On the metal front, I always thought Soilwork had some pretty cheesy lines. Here is my personal (least) favorite: "One for the money, two for the show, straight to hell is where I go" - Needlefeast - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 2:02pm | ||
| Grimlord the stonedinater User Info... | Or have you made your own stupid lyrics to songs??? Here is one you might recognize.... Fat...is the outcome of eating too much...... .Cookies ,brownies and fudge.... Is the outcome of eating too much. Steamroller the fattened ......Flatten. Or Angel of sex ....Monarch to the kingdom of the slut. Septic...Hooker.....Angel of sex..... - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 2:43pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Steel Panther do it well. Don't be bitter because Edguy got canceled. - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 3:17pm | ||
| Mike S User Info... | Steel Panther dont do it well unless your in grade 3. "I'm in Tokyo looking for a Ho Tried to score some blow but I don't speak-a Japanese Find a geisha girl Take her for a whirl Wrap a tuna roll on my dick And the bitch is on her knees Sucky Fucky Sucky Fucky Sucky Fucky smells like sushi " terrible. - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:59pm Edited: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:59pm | ||
| Zippgunn User Info... | Top of my head: "... my mother was a woman... and she still is..." James Brown "Sky Bo, that's a new kind of hobo for planes..." M. Haggard. "...yabba dabba do, the King is gone, and so are you..." G. Jones "... blowin' thru the jasmine in my mind..." Seals and Crofts ... I'll think of more. - Thu, 15 Oct 2009 2:45am Edited: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 2:46am | ||
| Grimlord the stonedinater User Info... | I'm going downtown ... I'm gonna see my gal... I'm gonna sing er a song ..... I'm gonna show er my ding dong.(Cheech and Chong) - Thu, 15 Oct 2009 3:01am | ||
| Grimlord the stonedinater User Info... | Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin' In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball And I loved that basketball I took that basketball with me everywhere I went That basketball was like a basketball to me I even put that basketball underneath my pillow Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night I need help, ladies and gentlemens I need someone to stand beside me I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life Someone I can pass to Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go And not end up in the popcorn machine So cheerleaders, help me out {cheerleaders sing repeatedly...} (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones) (I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo) {while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...} Oh, that sounds so sweet Sing it out C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me That be bad, honky Yeah I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us Bill Russell, sing along with us Chick Hearn, sing along with us Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin' Oh, it feels so good Gimme the ball I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed I could stuff it from center court with my toes I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I could dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause I got a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as..., I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) You guessed it Cheech and Chong - Thu, 15 Oct 2009 3:05am Edited: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 3:08am | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | "Steel Panther dont do it well unless your in grade 3." It's also about phrasing and placement, and that guy's lyrics flow like velvet chocolate down a waterslide. Edguy aren't anything to win awards anytime soon either: I am a master of disguise And hate to be your marionette And I won't care if you'll be hangin' Shut fuckin' up and be my bed I am a reckless animal Spitting out a sacred lie Till you know my perversity Is to "play" and kill and finally die "Hey baby, I wanna excuse me for My bad habits, close your eyes I've got a present for you:" - Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:56am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | Some dude in a bar in Chemainus serenaded my sister in law with this one "Any love is good love So I took what I could get" - Thu, 15 Oct 2009 1:50pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | "and if you want to be me, be me. And if you want to be you, be you" - Cat Stevens "I just called, to say, I love you" - Stevie Wonder "I.....I live among the creatures of the night. I haven't got the will to stand and fight" - L.B. "all I got to do is to love you. All I got to be is, be happy" - George Harrison (taking a beating in this thread, eh?) (speaking of which - that "My Sweet Load" song - not only are the lyrics fantastically the shitz, but he was also taken to court for plagiarizing it from some of the lyrics and melody from a Chiffons tune) "love.....love will tear us apart, again" - Ian Curtis - Thu, 15 Oct 2009 8:05pm | ||
| Mike S User Info... | You must have a soft spot for Steel Poser. You get quite defensive of them up when I state they have terrible lyrics. - Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:03am | ||
| jackass User Info... | "crazy like a windmill" -- Raised Fist - Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:41pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | I find them to be entertaining. I posted Edguy lyrics to put into perspective where your idea of good lyrics lie. Steel Panther's lyrics are certainly immature, but the delivery of them is superb. You must have been furious when we had SP playing at your house and everyone but you was enjoying it. - Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:52pm | ||
| snuh User Info... | Steel panther's lyrics are SUPPOSED to be bad. It's shtick.....They're goofing. - Fri, 16 Oct 2009 4:38pm | ||
| KRIEG User Info... | Unlike Edguy, who are just plain bad. - Fri, 16 Oct 2009 4:42pm | ||
| Mike S User Info... | But if I wanted 'schtick' Ill listen to Zimmers Hole or Gwar or one a million good bands that write funny lyrics. and have good music. Not some generic washed up 80's glam wannabe's with juvenile lyrics. thats not schtick, thats taking advantage of over crowded public schools pumping out hordes of low IQ unibrows for the past 3 decades and the fact that for some reason the music we all used to HATE as teenagers is now making a huge comeback ( did you hear even Stryper are touring again ) You cant get my goat making fun of Edguy, they are German, they are born to cheese out and act gay. Like Gaahl but with music and power metal vocals instead of lips and ass. :D - Fri, 16 Oct 2009 6:40pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Get your Edgoat. - Fri, 16 Oct 2009 8:17pm | ||
| Grimlord the stonedinater User Info... | Can't hear the reason why... Can't teach me how to fly..... All these lessons through the years...... But I have salmon in my ears..... I just wrote that. - Sat, 17 Oct 2009 6:06pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | nice! - Sun, 18 Oct 2009 8:59am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | Hey Grim "Take hold of my hand Ohhh, but are you sexperienced? Have you ever been sexperienced? Not necessarily boned, but beautiful" - Tue, 27 Oct 2009 6:44pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | happily ironic ones: "I will survive" - Jerry Garcia "don't worry, be happy" - Bobby McFerrin - Mon, 2 Nov 2009 7:36pm | ||
| Dr.DoomXXX User Info... | Sad irony: Chuck Schuldiner of Death = dead Ed Kowalczyk of Live = alive Oh and to everyone who's trying to change Mikes mind about Steel Panther, you left out "50cent's a fag and so is kanye west, shootin' hot sperm on each others chest!!" (if Mike doesn't find that funny NOTHING will change his mind about SP) - Mon, 2 Nov 2009 10:31pm | ||
| Grimlord the stonedinater User Info... | Steel Panther is gay for visualizing it and putting it to song..... Funny as fuck though...... - Tue, 3 Nov 2009 9:31am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | .....says the Livevic "Gay" expert. - Tue, 3 Nov 2009 9:45am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | He's a chinball wizard, He loves to suck a dick. A chinball wizard, Got such a supple wrist! - Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:23am Edited: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:24am | ||
| Sati User Info... | "guilty feet ain't got no rhythm" and my alltime favorite worst, Honey: "She was always young at heart, Kinda dumb and kinda smart, but I loved her so ... She wrecked the car and she was sad And so afraid that I'd be mad but what the heck Though I pretended hard to be, Guess you could say she saw through me and hugged my neck" GOLD! - Wed, 11 Nov 2009 3:02pm | ||
| DTjackson User Info... | Ok guys, this is a real fucking song by Geezer. Geezer Detective 27 Print PDF TXT His house he calls the batcave He's sworn to secrecy With comic books and videos He lives his fantasy Detective 27 Detective 27 In darkest depth of night With full moon shining bright He takes the mantle of the bat Detective 27 at last Detective 27 Detective 27 Shadow of the bat Known his mind And where it's at A normal life will never be For a lonely man inside a dream Fighting for the cause of justice Egendary in his mind Protector of the innocent He's waiting for his time Detective 27 - Fri, 20 Nov 2009 3:45pm | ||
| Dr.DoomXXX User Info... | "Throw your hands in the air like ya just don't care" - Every stupid fucking rap group and boyband ever to record - Fri, 20 Nov 2009 4:32pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | "Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow" - Paul McCartney (yeah yeah I know - not his, but what an egregiously dumb stool for using it) "it's about....learning how to do it....it's about....giving head when you're six years old" - Gibby Haynes (yeah it's Gibby - again, though - WAY too fucking cringe-worthy) "If you're going to San Francisco, make sure there are flowers in your hair" - some fucking hippie from the sixties "I'm even on my knees, making love to whoever I please" - Mike Reno (possibly the unintentionally funniest lyrics of all time?) (maybe intentional?) "gonna use my arms, gonna use my legs, gonna use my style, gonna use my sidestep, gonna use my fingers (like - wtf?)....gonna use my, my, my imaginay, hay, ay-tion...." - Chrissy Hynde (when I was as kid, I used to think - 'what, is this a casting-couch number?') (actually, "Mystery Achievement" is ok - catchy guitar lick running though it, and Motown-y upbeatness) (and the bassist, r.i.p., in "My City was Gone") (oh - and their cover of "Room Full of Mirrors" - surprisingly hard!) "you never count your money, when you're sittin at the table.....there'll be time for countin, when the deal is done" - Kenny Rogers "she's got legs......she knows how to use them" - bearded fuck - Sat, 21 Nov 2009 9:50am | ||
| Grimace User Info... | I wash a my hands Over under over Over under over I wash a my hands Over under over Over under over - Sun, 22 Nov 2009 3:06am | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | uuuhhh - Kids from Widney High? - Sun, 22 Nov 2009 8:16am | ||
| Grimace User Info... | Too much blood-in my bathroom-too much blood-in my room-too much blood-too much blood- I kiss the bloody chainsaw-I kiss the bloody axe-too much blood-too much blood... (thanks bobbyconover for the good ear) Sombody whisper in my ear I washy my hands-over and a over-over and a over- I washy my hands-over and a over over and a ober- I yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm-a-innocent- I yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm innocent I was a very ordinary guy-I just a ordinary human being- I killed him-I I-a-I-Kilt him-I washy my hands-over and a over-Oba and a oba- I yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm innocnet-I yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm innocent- Too much blood! Too much Blood! Too much blood! Too much blood! ... Prison aint shit-I never saw anything-prison aint shit-prison aint shit-he was an empty-empty soul-prison aint shit-prison aint shit She said the moment she was born-always-prison aint shit Something didnt fit-prison aint shit Tell your brother nothing-nothing-nothing-nothing-prison aint shit-I washy my hand-ober and a ober- Too much blood in my batharoom-too much blaaaaaaaaaad! Please help me-help me from my... hole Please help me-please take my hand-I wahsy my hand ober and a ober-I'm fucking innocent-I'm fucking innocent! - Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:06pm | ||
| Aidan Logins User Info... | TOO MUCH BLOOD!!! wow. I love the person sleeping on a chair in the corner and when he checks his watch half way through... My vote for worst song lyric goes to Vancouver dudes Marianas Trench for the whole of Shaketramp. Second goes to Stereos for Summer Girl: "No need to take it slow because soon I gotta go Wanna get your number and I'm feeling you, really though." Third goes to Stereos for Throw Ya Hands Up: "Throw ya hands up, put 'em in the air Rock it with me like you just don't care Throw ya hands up, get 'em up high Rock it with me and we'll go all night" Fourth place is just every other Stereos song. - Mon, 23 Nov 2009 8:42am | ||
| Grimace User Info... | Fuck.....I woke up this morning ....with Too Much Blood,running through my head.......Yup I have a metal condition....I think there's a name for it .I have no idea what it is. And it's always the songs I hate or are just bad...Like a fucking song on a musac station at dr's office.Big band versions of Cher. - Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:52am | ||
| This One is for Grim User Info... | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bG6u0lDd0E&feature=related - Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:19pm Edited: Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:19pm | ||
| Grimace User Info... | Man I hope this is not there father ,probably a brother. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMO667lnETk&feature=related - Tue, 24 Nov 2009 4:53pm Edited: Tue, 24 Nov 2009 5:08pm | ||
| zippgunn User Info... | We may have a winner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJdkCs5RdQg - Tue, 1 Dec 2009 3:06pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | "I took it all for granted, but how was I to know, that you'd be letting go......now it cuts like a knife" - Bryan Adams "I rule all of the earth, witnessed my birth, cried at the sight of a man. And still I don't know who I am!" - Greg Lake anything by Jon Anderson - Tue, 1 Dec 2009 4:48pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | "I don't wanna hold her down, don't wanna break her crown" - Ric Ocasek "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't fuck" - Ian Mackaye "Four might be the one you'll never know, (you'll never know). If only there was a better way to go {way to go-oh)" - Ray MacGuire "my puppy got ran over by a car" - Terry Jacks - Mon, 7 Dec 2009 11:10am | ||
| the amazing User Info... |  her old cunt did eat you'd build yourself a freeway and a couple of streets and she says I "should be beefin up my bacon" she says "get some enlargement on yer pole" and i say look honey "you should lose some weight and start tightening up your wretched hole" and she always crawls around like a dog snatch drools onto the floor it don't mstter which way i fukin drill her she always comes barkin and beggin me for more shes got a gargangeeGUNT hole she's got a gargangeeGUNT hole Ya know she's yer girl when she's sukin on yer best friends pole right after he fucked real hard right in that dirty old ass Lyrics back by popular demand ,written by SMOKED OUT BRAINZZZ - Thu, 4 Feb 2010 10:46pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | "Whatever happened to boy meets girl" - The Keys (Vic. '82) - Fri, 5 Feb 2010 12:49pm | ||
| Grimace User Info... | There was a girl who had a man And they fucked around ohh She has an embryo She has an embryo She has an embryo An BINGO is it's name ohh - Fri, 5 Feb 2010 11:32pm | ||
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