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So you've decided to be evil...
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Tragedy
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http://evil-guide.tripod.com/ - Mon, 13 Sep 2004 12:19am
Død[]Sanger
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rock star. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.


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Ok now I just gotta find me a rock star...

*looks at Cryptopsy ticket and laughs in a meanacing manner* - Mon, 13 Sep 2004 11:21pm
Demen Ted
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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a scientist. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. - Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:32pm
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