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Anyone know the band Flowmotion???
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Rek6
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I got the flow motion cd from a guy in calgary who had bought it from a show here. They said they were from here but I cant find anything about them and no one knows who they are. does anyone know anything? I want to find a cd or see a show?!!! - Sat, 27 Dec 2003 8:07pm
el fuckface-o
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flowmotion.
isn't that what the direction of the water in a flushing toilet is called? - Sun, 28 Dec 2003 4:23pm
METALNECK
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Yes, but instead of water it is you. - Sun, 28 Dec 2003 11:44pm
el fuckface-o
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did you think that up all on your own, or did your Wit Committee conjure up that flash of genius?
let me help you, autisticneck. you should have said "and you are the turd swirling around in the bowl."
it's not that hard. if you need lessons on being smarter than your average retard, i charge $90 an hour. i teach from your level - mildly retarded all the way up to pure fucking genius. you will require at least 6 months of intensive study to overcome your handicap.
maybe you can sell your queermobile to a chinaboy to finance your lessons. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 12:54am
METALNECK
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"and you are the turd swirling around in the bowl."
Ummm thats pretty weak too there buddy. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 8:39am
Teste Coils
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I totally agree, that is pretty weak... Whats happening to the more witty comebacks of el fuckace-o? - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 8:44am
ROSS B AY
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hey man, weak or not 90 bucks an hour is pretty cheap. i'd take it. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 9:19am
el fuckface-o
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i was toning it down for turkeyneck. didn't want his brain to melt trying to grasp the sentence. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 2:05pm
el fuckface-o
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well, after i founded the band Flowmotion, i left becuase they just didn't get the success equation and joined heart carried heavy. my joining hch caused huge internal rifts due to jealous against me and the band recently broke up.
i have been deemed certified master of guitar, bass, drums and vocals by berkeley music academy of california state. i am worth millions of dollars due to my poisition at bc ferries on the board of directors. embezzling is a great way to make a living. i like to pay blaire for sex when i get the urge to drop my load. i don't pay her very well because she's not very attractive. i like to make new friends, especially on message boards because people aren't too judgemental on these forums.
i like all kinds of music except punk, country, jazz, rock, metal, classical, ethnic, worldbeat, new wave, disco and all their subgenres.
everyone on here has been very nice to me and i really like coming to visit in my few spare moments. i guess when you all have no life and are ugly, you have to be nice to people on message boards in the hope that you might gain a new friend. that's ok. not everyone is wealthy and attractive. who am i to judge you? we are all human.
i spend most of my time making corporate merger deals and counting my money. sometimes i pick up whatever instrument is near my in my 64 track studio and practice - not that i need to practice. i am looking for a worthy band to join in victoria. i have heard the perish is up there in the professional levels. maybe someone can give me some information on the perish?
anyway, i think you are all a lot of fun and look forward to getting to know you all better. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 4:41pm
Rek6
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So no one has heard anything??? I really want to know. Anyone??? instead of writing replys that have nothing to do with the post why don't you two start your own diss post and leave this one to be answered seriously. - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 5:42pm
Shaggy
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LOL Rek6! Yer asking a lot ;) - Mon, 29 Dec 2003 6:30pm
el fuckface-o
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your post was at 4:15pm est. mine was at 4:41pm est.
i guess being on your back and all fours for money all day will eventually skew your sense of time. - Tue, 30 Dec 2003 12:45pm
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