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Wreaker of Havoc
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Holy shit. They were messing with our server at work and it wouldnt let me access livevic. Thought it would be permanent; FOREVER!!. What would I have done??? Hung out with my freinds? ya right! maybe if I had any!!!! Ill be ok now - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 10:48am
The Ref
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Phew! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:11am
some girl...
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Just incase this calamity (sp) repeats itself, you should buy yourself a crossword puzzle book. - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:14am
Wreaker of Havoc
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Not a bad idea. This 'work' crap really scares me!!!! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:16am
some girl...
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I'm supposed to be "working"! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:24am
The Ref
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Yahoo Euchre can also help pass the time! Got started a little late this a.m. Not much goin on this morning? Cept my stalker (haha)! Well! They say that "mimicry is the highest form of flattery"! Hey Some Girl & Wreaker, what is it that you guys do? - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:29am
some girl...
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I'm my dad's secretary and book keeper. - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:34am
Korn Koiler
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http://www.pogo.com Euchre is better, and you can play slots too. - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 12:00pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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I help organizations form networks, apply for funding, and submit claims for internet related programs with Industry Canada. Also I do all the financial tracking and reports for the Pacific Region of our branch. Oh and I,m a part time Narc, crossdresser, and peeping tom....but the pay isnt that great.... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 12:11pm
The Ref
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Sounds interesting especially the "Narc/peeping tom/crossdresser"! Just an all around, well rounded perv eh? Keep trying, I'm sure the money will get better!

Some girl, niiice. Guess people ask very nicely when they want something? LOL!

Wish that I had something funny ta say but kinda busy today, not in that witty humorous frame of mind! (I know! Witty, yea right!)LOL! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 12:38pm
some girl...
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Yah, my dad's a mechanical contractor and all of his construction workers/employees treat me really special... kinda like I'm their baby sister. I'm waiting for the day that a new-comer sees me and makes some vulgar comment (ha ha ha). - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 1:14pm
The Ref
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hahaha! Not a prosperous start for that individual eh? LOL! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 1:33pm
Newcomer
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Nice ass. Goes nicely with your jugs.... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 2:23pm
The Ref
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AAAAH HAaaaaaa! It's been you shaddowing my ass eh Wreaker! oops, I mean "Newcomer"! LOL! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 2:35pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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I think you would have known it was me. heheh. The guy following you around has more time on his hands than brains or humour......I think ;) Newcomers comment was directed at the girl regarding her 'new-comer' comment. eheheheheh man that Newcomer's a card..... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 2:46pm
The Ref
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haha! Yea, you're far too subtle for that! That's what I like about ya, at least ya know who's rakin over the coals LOL!

Some Girl, I guess that "New-comer" is 'SOOOO FIRED!' - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 2:52pm
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Wreaker: as I'm sure you already know, I appreciate your compliments but, .... the next time you tell me that my ass is great can you please refrain from smacking it as well? I mean, I bruise really really easily and I just don't think that I'll be able to explain it to my boyfriend.

thanks.

oh... I mean "newcomer" not "wreaker". - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 2:56pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Ya that newcomer thinks hes so smart....then again how much ass have I got to slap today..... :( - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 3:26pm
The Ref
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aawwww come on wreaker, we all know that you're the office perv! No ass is safe within an arms reach eh? - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 3:38pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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does my own count? The female mail and courier staff wont come up here anymore and they make me wear big oven mitts at work now. sigh..... what is a slap happy guy to do..... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 3:45pm
some girl...
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Well Wreaker, the Ref... it looks like we're all pretty bored today (considering the fact that we basically have an open chat room going on now). So, tell me something--- help my day go faster.. tell me interesting stories, useless trivia, did you see T3? What music are you listing to right now? Do you have a caffine headache like me? ........

ps. other people should join in too! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 3:48pm
ROSS B AY
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did you know that it's a common misconception that you can see the great wall of china from space? you can't, it's a marketing gimmick. bet you didn't know that. also, this one time at band camp...... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 3:53pm
some girl...
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I WAS LIED TO!!!!! I thought that you COULD see the Great Wall!!! Thanks Ross Bay! (really, I did think you could see it). - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 3:55pm
ROSS B AY
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the two pieces of string are walking down the street trying to figure out a way to get some beers. they head in to the beer store, get denied, being told "can't you see the sign? no strings allowed!" so one says to the other "hey, i know - if i tie you in a knot and pull one of your ends apart, it'll look like you have a head and hair! they'll think you're human!". so they do this and the string goes into the jar shop and tries his luck. he walks to the counter with his beer and the dude says "hey man, haven't i seen you in here before?" and the string say "i'm a frayed knot!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 3:57pm
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hee heee hee. That was funny. More! More! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:02pm
ROSS B AY
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there's a yankee, a canadian, and a brit standing over the cliff contemplating suicide. the brit says "what i'm about to do is for the good of my country - and may god save the queen..." and jumps to his death. the canadian takes a look over the cliff at the mangled corpse, thinks a second, then says "what I'M about to do is for the good of MY country, and may god save the queen...". and shoves the yankee off the cliff. - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:07pm
some girl...
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I actually laughed outloud, while drinking coffee! More!!! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:14pm
The Ref
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A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!" - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:17pm
some girl...
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Very good point/graphic image of our country. But... I hate stories that involve people cheating.. I'm way too sentimental and soft of those type of stories/jokes. Please tell me one without cheating. I know! Tell me something romantic that you've done for a girl in the past (hopefully recently!). Even if it's about your mom. - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:20pm
The Ref
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A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?" - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:23pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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the accountant is supposed to be the last dude but that is a funny one. Whats the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman. hahahahahahahahahaha ok NOW im going to hell - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:32pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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A guy goes to the superbowl by himself and is sitting wwaaaaaaay up near the top. Shitty seat but hell he's at the superbowl. He pulls out his binoculars and starts scanning the crowd down below. Low and behold there is some dude with a grey cap sitting solo with an empty seat beside him. With nothing to lose he heads down. "scuse me sir but is this seat taken"
"why no it isnt" is the reply from the guy with the grey cap.
"thats amazing that someone would have such a prime seat and then not show!!!"
"well you see" says ole grey cap,"my wife and I have been coming to the superbowl together for the last 10 years and she has passed away"
"Oh my thats terrible" replies the guy originally from above,"im sorry to hear that! I find it quite incredible though that none of your freinds or relatives would have jumped at the chance to take the seat and come with you. It is superbowl after all!"
The man in the grey cap smiles and says "well theyre all at the funeral!" - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:35pm
some girl...
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heehee, why is it that I laughed at that one but I get all sentimental about stories with cheaters in them? Keep them coming guys! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:36pm
The Ref
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Going to Heaven
The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which part of your body goes first?"Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
Suzie replied, "... Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs".
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom theother night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted ... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:53pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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haha! Heres another little Johnny one:
Teacher is instructing how some stories tell a lesson of life. SomeGirl begins with a story about putting all her eggs into one basket and breaking them as an example. "Excellent" says the teacher. Then the Ref tells a story about spilt milk and their being no point in crying about it. "Very Good" says the teacher. Well Johnny begins his story. "In Vietnam my dad ran out bullets once and was surround by the enemy. All he had was a knife, his bare hands and a flask of whiskey. He downed the whisky and dove out of his hole and like a tornado and proceeded cut, maim and kill 20 enemy soldier. He slashed throats, gutted them, gouged out their eyes and broke their necks. Then he escaped"......Well after a long period of silence the teacher finally asks "What on earth is the lesson to THAT horrific story!" Johnny replies "dont fuck with my old man when he's pissed" - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 4:57pm
some girl...
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hee heee hee. I have the best dad: he just came in and gave me a coffee and brownie... and all I've been doing today is chatting away on LiveVic! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:08pm
The Ref
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Haaaaaaaa never heard that one! Good one - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:10pm
some girl...
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I only have 20 min left 'till I have to go to UVic (business class). Tell me more quickly!!! You guys rock! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:11pm
ROSS B AY
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why don't the cops put the "911" on the side of the cruisers in texas?

'cause the hicks kept boosting 'em thinking they were porsche 911's... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:16pm
The Ref
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists � two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
�We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.� The first man said.�You can�t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,�

The agent replies, �Then you�re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. �I tried, but I can�t kill my wife.� The agent replies, �You don�t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.�

Finally, it was the woman�s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, �You guys didn�t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.� - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:19pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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Whats long and hard on the Ref?



Grade 5! heheheheeh - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:19pm
The Ref
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Now the other side of the bed:

A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the hores dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once." - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:20pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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I like those 2 Ref. Must remember those!!!!
A town begins to flood and the water is about at the 2nd story level. There is a guy sitting on his roof and some rescuers drive by in a boat. "hey buddy hop in"
"No thanks" replies the man on the roof "The Lord is gonna help me" and the boat drives away with a bit of laughter. The water is now up to his waist and another boat cruises by. "hop in pal"
"no thanks, i trust the lord to help me"
With a strange look the boat takes off. Now the water is at his neck and a helicopter comes overhead and drops him a line. They yell for him to grab it. He shouts "no thanks the lord will save me!" After watching the water go over the mans head the helicopter reluctantly moved on. Well, the drown man goes up to heaven and is fuming. "I trusted you lord, i believed in you. I believed you would save me!!! What happened!!!!" and God replies "shit I sent you 2 boats and a friggin helicopter. what more do you need!!!" - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:22pm
The Ref
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God: People, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your spouses on Earth.

The Ref: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Some Girl: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my husband once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Wreaker: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later The ref and Some Girl are driving on the freeway when they see Wreaker ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

The Ref and Some Girl: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Wreaker: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!" - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:23pm
some girl...
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Thank you guys! Talk to you tomorrow! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:25pm
The Ref
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Good one wreaker, but I never made it through grade 4 haha I almost spilled my coffee.

Gotta go, see ya tomorrow. - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:26pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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God creates man and puts him in paradise. After a few months of bliss, man gets lonely. Man asks god for a companion. God askes him what he would like. Well says man. I would like someone who is my better half, someone who takes care of me, someone who listens and obeys me, nurtures me, someone who is beautiful yet my best friend. God goes consider it done Man but I will need something from you. I will need your left leg and right arm. Man in shock goes Screw that, what can I get for a rib!!! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:33pm
Sheelaah
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thats some funny stuff! the fbi one! very good! - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:36pm
The Ref
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Hey Some girl. There may be a few on here that you missed yesterday. Wreaker had a few good ones! - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 2:39pm
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Hee hee, I actually did read them this morning. Believe it or not I did some work today! I re-coloured some cells on a jobcost spreadsheet. Wow! Oh, and yesterday my stomach stuck out further than a 2 year olds! Really! I drank 2 pots of coffee which resulted in my caffine headache (I didn't know you could get it from too much!) and my stomache gloshing around while I walked (if gloshing is not a word then I claim ownership!). The worst part was the bus ride to UVic: man did I have to pee! Also, I had to hide my coffee gut with my books so I wouldn't get all embarrassed. Since, you know, I looked pregnant. So-- what's happening with you? Tell me useless facts/trivia/jokes! - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 2:52pm
The Ref
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Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 3:11pm
The Ref
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Here's one more then I have to head out for a meeting for about an hour. Enjoy!

Hans Across Iraq

Dear Mr. Blix,
Welcome to Iraq! It is so good of you and your Weapons Inspectors to visit my humble nation once again. My people are overjoyed to assist the totally neutral and gloriously impotent UN in serving their American Masters. I realize that many of you would much rather be touring the Third World for some magnificently ineffective do-nothing NGO, but alas you are here compromising your values on behalf of Western oil companies.

Before you wipe the blood from your hands and get down to the business of concocting reasons for the US to bomb us back to the stone ages of 1991, I thought I�d help reorient you to the ways of magical Baghdad with a few �Dos� and �Don�ts�.

DO:
Slavishly patronize Baghdad locals with chocolate bars and worthless Western baubles. Nothing ingratiates us more to intrusive throngs of chubby, sweaty, lobster-red warmongers then when they pass out meaningless tchotkes to us Third World �savages�. We will remember these tokens as we dance on your bleached bones. I joke!

DO:
Ignore my playful peoples penchant for recreational HAZMAT suit use. Moreover, ignore the glowing, three-tailed rats that are indigenous to Baghdad. While you�re at it, ignore the totally desolate warehouse full of rotting canisters at the corner of Saddam Is Great Avenue and Drown In Blood Yankee Dogs Boulevard.

DO:
Feel free to enter any building, factory, or hospital you desire. And while you�re busy violating my paranoid and fragile egos sovereignty, feel free to double-check the bedpans of the dying, gut the teddy bears of orphans, and pour into the dirt any and all bottles of weapons grade baby formula you might uncover.

DON�T:
Forget your high-tech Weapons of Mass Destruction Poking Sticks or Nintendo Gameboys at the hotel. We know that without these useless, aesthetic �tools� you cannot unearth the make-believe stores of plutonium I don�t have hidden underneath my opulent Presidential Palaces that my people willed me to build for my own noble pleasures.

DON�T:
Ignore the cultural relativism we know you studied in your Liberal Arts Colleges. We humble Iraqis have a far different culture than the advanced West. Whereas you respect the differences between languages, cultures and value systems, I want to kill. Kill you, your family, friends, grammar school teachers, the Israelis, whole bunches of Saudis and just for good measure, my new yet treacherous-looking barber Adnan.

DON�T:
Mock our cherished Iraqi way of life. While you might think it barbaric and backward, our seemingly brutal governmental system is based on sound fascistic principles that have helped keep the majority of Arabs in splendid desolate squalor for decades.

I truly hope your stay here is a positive experience. I pray that those of you I do not like do not accidentally get caught in the crossfire of the invasion you are busy inventing!

In Me I Trust,
Saddam - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 3:11pm
some girl...
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yeesh! You're a dirty dirty boy Ref! May be you should pet kittens more often. Oh crap, that sounded sexual. Ummmm. I like the web site mycathatesyou.com ... It makes me feel better that someone out there has more time on their hands than I do. - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 3:14pm
The Ref
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Hahaha! That's a good one (mycathatesyou.com) I especially like britany's "Billy Idol" look! Classic! TY - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 6:25pm
some girl...
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I realize that my talking to you about cats will make me seem very lame but: did you see "cat" --> the orange one with his arms in the air and a gun pointed at him? That picture would even make Wreaker shed a tear of delight. - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 6:33pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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sniffle sniffle, onions ya im just cuttin onions... - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 6:53pm
some girl...
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Yeah Wreaker, I bet you didn't even look at the kitten! Infact, I'm willing to bet that you're afraid.... afraid of crying, afriad of showing some emotion... afraid of being truthful with yourself and your childhood... - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 6:56pm
lorralien
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nah. i've seen the "guy" cry. all he did was stub his toe for christ sake. - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 6:59pm
The Ref
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Bwaahaahahahaahahaaaa Stubbed his toe. Ya big baby. LOL - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 7:15pm
Mr. Hell
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Scared to death? Hmmm, I thought you'd be scared straight. Like that would ever happen. - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 7:30pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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I was talking about me Mr Hell not you. Its ok youre gay. Really it is..... - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:33pm
knoblin
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Once i had this girlfriend and all she did was flirt on the internet with this old guy who looked like Steve Van Zandt so...I cheated on her! - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 1:34am
JJ
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SOMEGIRL
was that a real address? I got bad host name? - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 3:34am
ROSS B AY
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Coo! - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 6:43am
The Ref
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Coo! - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 9:02am
some girl...
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Hello JJ! yeap, that's the real address: mycathatesyou.com
It worked for Ref, so I'm not sure why you got a bad host/? ?
I need happy stories this morning. Go ahead, tell me happy stories. Plllllllllllease! Either that or vent. I'm tired and feel kinda shitty/needing some happiness. - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 10:23am
Wreaker of Havoc
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Heres a happy cat story (not for me of course but my 6yr old daughter is beside herself with joy) A friend of mine found an abandoned kitten out in sooke yesterday and picked her up and gave it to my daughter. She was starving. She named it Savannah. So theres a happy story. Now someone get over there and empty that f##king litter box - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 10:51am
RSBF
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hey Jess, if you insert a www after the http, it will work:

http://www.mycathatesyou.com

that site is priceless ; ) - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 10:55am
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Sometimes I check out the SPCA pet stories and I tear up. Really. I'll go to the site and read all the miraculous (sp) rescue stories and then I feel better... expect for the stories where the pet still needs to find a home.

I miss my cats. Yeesh, I'm such a wuss. They'd probably eat my eyes and lips if I'd only give them the chance. awwwww.... my poor hungry kitties.... Hey RSBF, have you seen the goat and cheese tin food for cats yet? I highly doubt that it's actually healthy but my cats love it. Fuck, I'm such a cat lady... - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 11:03am
RSBF
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hehehe, i'm a cat lady too and have loved cats profusely since birth. i now have two of 'em. when Christer and i bought this house together, we agreed that we'd bring his cats to live with us (he owns another place on the Malahat and the cats were living there by themselves - (they were fed of course!))

our dog Kano is jealous of the cats getting any love. this one time i was going to the bathroom to have a shower and the cats followed me for attention so Kano followed as well to make sure HE got attention. well Kano, Opie, and Caesar all followed me into the bathroom so i had to literally run through the house in a big circle while they all ran after me - and then i had to quickly jump into the bathroom and shut the door.

another funny thing is Caesar, the male cat, LOVES to cuddle. he headbutt's over and over again while cuddling and then huge drops of saliva drool out of his mouth. nice. nothing like getting your shirt soaked from cuddling a cat. - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 11:34am
JJ
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Im such a sucker for abandoned animals! I swear to god if I owned my own house i'd have millions of pets! As it is my dog and one of my cats are both rescued animals and i foster dogs for the spca! I keep wanting to adopt another dog but my boyfriend says no way! - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 4:18pm
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Give yourself a pat on the back JJ! I want to be a foster cat mommy but I live in a 1 bedroom with 2 cats already. I used to live in a townhouse with 4 cats! It was aweful. Cat fights every hour, cat pee smell, cat fur everywhere... may be instead of a house you should look into townhouses? Oh, did you get on the web site yet? What did you think? The "s" category is the best I think. - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 4:28pm
RSBF
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i rescued a cat from a 'friend' actually. he decided to stop feeding it, hoping it would go away but the poor thing became emaciated. i wanted to kick his fricking ass for doing that to an animal so instead, i took the cat, brought it to my mom's place and now she has THE BEST life ever. she lives and eats better than my 'friend' and probably weighs more and will outlive him, HAH! people who abuse animals should rot in hell. frick, now i'm mad. - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 4:30pm
some girl...
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Yeah, there's a special place in hell for those types. - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 4:37pm
ROSS B AY
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cats is coo! - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 5:00pm
The Ref
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Coo! - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 6:08pm
JJ
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Hey Some Girl, I was able to get on the site tonight. Pretty funny! I would look into a townhouse but if I move I need to find a place that my boyfriend can have a jam room in and i dont think a townhouse would like that. I need something with a huge yard so I can start my own animal rescue thing. - Thu, 10 Jul 2003 2:10am
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