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ROSS B AY
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Yeah I'm starting a petition to make them get back together so sign it. I miss them so and it would be a lovely final wish come true for me. Please help me in this cause because if you don't me and Tyler will come to your house and eat all your fucking food. Trust me it's not pretty. Except for me and Tyler that is. - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 2:51pm
Anonymous I sign. - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 3:05pm
ROSS B AY
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I need names people........ - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 3:36pm
Kyla
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ya got mine - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 3:48pm
Zaner I'm in like Flynn - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 3:51pm
mb fat punks rule - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 7:11pm
Jo Fancy
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me too. - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 7:57pm
ROSS B AY
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Matthew, Franklin, Sarah, and Tyler I hope you're reading this. Fuckers. - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 8:02pm
lily_liquor
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get on it!! - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 8:31pm
Ty Stranglehold
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I thought the singer died in some terrible cheesburger incident... - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 10:19pm
Wolfgangbang XIII
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MANCHU WOK!!!!!!! - Fri, 8 Nov 2002 10:34pm
Bryn I'd like to see that! Count me in. - Sat, 9 Nov 2002 2:37am
ROSS B AY
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The "singer" has been presumed to be suffering from death for quite some time now, but reports have recently surfaces that lead us to believe he's been working in a textile manufacturing plant all along, and may have even been "singing" in other, lesser known but more irritating and successfull "rock and roll" "bands". Only one thing is for sure, the cumback will be complete - oh yes it will be complete. Fucking fuckers. - Sat, 9 Nov 2002 5:56am
Zac
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you got my name....and luc and corey and dave and phil and nic.... - Sat, 9 Nov 2002 7:17pm
ROSS B AY
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uhhhhh......Yeah Jizzwailers rah rah rah sis-boom-bah. Fucked fucking fuckers...... - Sun, 10 Nov 2002 7:15am
ROSS B AY
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Where's the support fucks? Geezzz..... - Sun, 10 Nov 2002 1:00pm
Jo Fancy
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Fancy Boys represent. Fool.
to list them- Caitlin, Meaghan, Alexander & Phil Carmichael, Jessie & Karmin Snow (Dave is suppose as well), Jeff, Jess, Chuck, James, Trenton, though I think he's dead, Logan Laird, though I wish he was, and he hates music & probably the Jizzwailers, Brian, Rachel, meself, the Vancouver Dickheads (who in truth are a faction stemming from), Dustin Jak (not really)... there are probably others, so just assume they sign it too. We also opt ourselves as the ones to put it on. Punx bitches heads bitch. - Sun, 10 Nov 2002 4:39pm
Jo Fancy
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And our parents. The lot of them. - Sun, 10 Nov 2002 4:44pm
ROSS B AY
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That's what the fuck I'm talking about buoooy......Now everybody email Tyler and demand a reunion tour. Now. - Sun, 10 Nov 2002 5:04pm
Ty Stranglehold
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It ain't me you gotta convince folks. By the way, this is all very flattering. The tough part may be convincing Frank to take time off of being a Rod Iron Hauler and Matt from being a Lid/Shiv. I'll see what they say. - Sun, 10 Nov 2002 7:16pm
ROSS B AY
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Muscle 'em. - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 2:22am
shar
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well yeah the jizzwailers have to return... goes with out saying... - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 2:38am
ROSS B AY
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Maybe if I threaten Tyler they'll come around. Around his gut to punch him in the face that is.......DO IT!!!!!!!!
Rumour has it that Ted Bundy Project are reuniting for a show with Rentsnorter Skinbasher on those round things too........ - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 12:29pm
CHROMATIC DEATH XIII
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i'm starting a petition for TBP NOT to get back together. - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 3:02pm
Anonymous I for one would also like to see both SICK SENSE and GOATBOY
re-unite...yes? - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 3:51pm
Wolfgang
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yes goatboy yes - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 4:15pm
Masturbating The War God
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holy shite, goatboy....I've got an old tape here somewhere... - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 4:42pm
lily_liquor
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Oops, forgot to put my name on the Sick Sense/Goatboy post. Plus, I hear Wolf from Black Kronstadt is back in town.... Why haven't we heard of a reunion show or somethin from them? I miss all the Vic/Nomindo politikill-crust. Bring back Ultra Vires!! Bring back Third World Planet!! Soy? Disassociate from Man? Also what happened to the re-release of all 3 Ninth Hour tapes (BRAAAD). Oh yeah...the Jizzwailers are dead! Long live the Jizzwailers!! - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 6:14pm
ROSS B AY
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Hey yeah, as long as we're fantasizing, how about Contempt getting back together? Or Shutdown? How about Drone too? Also I'd like a pony. Thanks. - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 7:15pm
MATT $1,000 - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 9:01pm
Chuck yeah Jizzwailers I totally agree, and I agree with Lily what happened all those vic Nanaimo Politikill crust bands (nithing to do with Jizzwailers but great in their own right). I loved Black Kronstadt and Ultra vires, Disaster Area, Ninth Hour, Sub Genius, fuck the list goes on, they all just dried up and died at the same time. Well shit at least one of the bands in my little list should i don't know do something blah blah blah... - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 9:50pm
KING BONG OH YEA FUCKIN JIZZYS ROCK!!!!!!!!
Wierd, I was just askin Rick from the Sweathogs if those Whailers were gonna play again.....I loved to watch those folk...fucking inspirational drunkeness!!
Rick said,� no fuckin way man that band will never play again...they are all way too drunk, dead or in jail� ............ I cried inside.
Sticky Kola - Mon, 11 Nov 2002 10:34pm
Ty Stranglehold
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Matt: was that $1000 for Jizzwailers? If so, we need to talk.
heh heh

I'll see if those guys are into playing a gig. I know that Sarah is in... - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 7:41pm
Luke Puke Matt's worth a grand - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 8:36pm
Anonymous are you goatboy luke? - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 8:48pm
Luke Puke Maybe...do iou any money?? - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 9:20pm
Anonymous No. Well maybe...,wait, no. - Tue, 12 Nov 2002 10:39pm
shar hey ty, just think, if the jizzwailers reunite i could put on one wicked show for you...just think a show devoted to ty stranglehold and all the bands he's been in...staggers, the hoosegow, jizzwailers hehehee...
bah! - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 12:22am
Ty Stranglehold
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No! It's not my ego that needs a stroking! - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 5:11am
shar is that a subtle "hint"?? - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:17am
$TIM$
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BRING BACK THE MASK!!! Nothin' like a little Mexican Wrasslin' mixed in with Vic punk rock. When's the show!!!?? - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 11:00am
Ty Stranglehold
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El Loco Grande got deported. I guess immigration frowns on having sex with chickens. Who knew?? - Wed, 13 Nov 2002 8:35pm
Dane
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I dig the Jizzwailers too. What's up Jesse?! - Fri, 6 Dec 2002 6:01pm
jay brown
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i heard el loco got thrown in the hoosegow. - Fri, 6 Dec 2002 7:15pm
Ty Stranglehold
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uhhhh.... - Fri, 6 Dec 2002 7:24pm
Jo Fancy
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Is there a goddamn verdict yet? This is gettin redicurous. - Fri, 6 Dec 2002 9:22pm
Ty Stranglehold
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Okay, I spoke with both Sarah ans Matt and they're into it. Matt said he would talk to Frank, but I don't know the outcome of that yet. We were thinking of playing in January sometime. It'll probably happen. Maybe. - Sat, 7 Dec 2002 2:42pm
ROSS B AY
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You can "thank" me later. Fatty. - Sat, 7 Dec 2002 7:24pm
Ty Stranglehold
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don't worry I got somethin' speshul fer you tubby.
you gots a purdy mouth - Sun, 8 Dec 2002 3:30am
choad so you and tyler are gonna come to my house and eat all my food? go ahead, we aint got no food, we might have sum sugar and a bit of oatmeal. its yer choice, we could have a nice 'family' dinner!! - Sun, 8 Dec 2002 6:59am
choad but overall, i will sign yer petition. you have my signature......this is my sig...Choad McFly - Sun, 8 Dec 2002 7:01am
ROSS B AY
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what the fuck are you doing up at 5 am on a sunday Choadnob?
Church? - Sun, 8 Dec 2002 12:21pm
VENOM THAT JIZZ BAND ISN'T GOOD ENUFF FOR AN REUNEON.LET IT GO.HOLY FUCK.I WANNA SEE ASS BACK WARDS AND BREECH AND GOATBOY AND FUCKPIG.NO JIZZ-SWILLERS.NO WAY. - Mon, 9 Dec 2002 7:54pm
jay brown
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ya getting to play sodomy on stage again would be pretty sweet. Fuckpig was a pretty cool experience too bad we never got to record more than the four song demo. - Mon, 9 Dec 2002 9:31pm
wronskian Jo Fancy - Fancy Boys represent. Fool.
to list them- Caitlin, Meaghan, Alexander & Phil Carmichael, Jessie & Karmin Snow (Dave is suppose as well), Jeff, Jess, Chuck, James, Trenton, though I think he's dead, Logan Laird, though I wish he was, and he hates music & probably the Jizzwailers, Brian, Rachel, meself, the Vancouver Dickheads (who in truth are a faction stemming from), Dustin Jak (not really)... there are probably others, so just assume they sign it too. We also opt ourselves as the ones to put it on. Punx bitches heads bitch. - Sun, 10 Nov 2:39pm

last time i saw logan at a show he just made fun of all the bands and most of the people there to see them. good times. - Tue, 10 Dec 2002 9:31am
VENOM I DIDN'T REALIZE JAY BROWN WAS IN FUCKPIG.NOW I HATE THEM. - Wed, 11 Dec 2002 9:25pm
jay brown oh yeah?Well me,me,me,me,i,i,i,i,me,me,me,me,i,i,i,i,you know? - Wed, 11 Dec 2002 9:27pm
fancy who ARE you wronskian??? - Wed, 11 Dec 2002 11:16pm
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