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josh@moneyshot User Info... | This'll be the bible reference thread for all future slagging. I'll start. (As per my other post) Moneyshot -- Monkeyshit - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:42am | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | Moneyslut A&W Teenburger Shallow End The Shits Shitknocker Heaven Self Infected - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 4:11am | ||
Anonymous | Hot Hot haircuts King Dong The McFuddaduddys - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 4:23am | ||
SCHWAMO | HARD HARD PENIS YOMEANSYO GLO-DAY BABOONS ALCOHOLIC WHEAT GRASS BURNSIDE BALLSMOKERS GYMLOCKER 7 YECCCCCHHHH!!NOB - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 5:25am | ||
clyde"THE DON"burnside | the peg swallowers - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:14am | ||
davescene User Info... | No, it's Footlocker 8. :) - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:27am | ||
clydeburnside | big knocker heaven - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:29am | ||
Yar | How about a blanket insult of the whole damn town: Vicborea. Spamich. Fernwouldn't. Fagford. Dick West. James Gay. Croak Bay. Bumslide. Shitney. Nanaimoron. etc. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:47am | ||
I know enufff | Belt! whooooops thats really there name! - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:52am | ||
Anonymous | McSillyputties - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 11:40am | ||
Troutbreath | King Schlong and some guy always has to tell us about how he likes to eat monkeys, what the fuck is that? We are not a culinary food group. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 12:12pm | ||
Anonymous | Pete Locker joins ML7 on drums and they rename the band PeteLocker 7 - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:23pm | ||
Anonymous | Gallow's Rear End Mealshlocker 7 Underpoo - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 2:56pm | ||
Anonymous | "Lythic EatsPOO" (Lythic Blue) "EatCocker Heaven" (meatlocker seven) "Little Banana" (Little Hannah) "Shallow RearEnd" (Gallows End) "Smelt" (belt) "Stink Dong" (king bong) "Gross UsedCondom" (Gross misconduct) And "The Perish are a buncha fucking pussy ass queers" (The Perish) - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:24pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | hee-hee..... - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:52pm | ||
Georgie C | Gallows Pole Gaylo's End The Gayblow Manpornications Meatlover Semen Smelt Moneysnot Gayrilla ManSoon MallcoreFather The Enchanted Fairies Alcoholic Fright Gash The GooseCow Fat Muff Abuse Of Flowers Jizzy Exhaustive Gay Dicksnorter Gashly Cum Gay Gay Heat LimeBone Sticky Christ Within An Anus Gaydient Bleeder The Rod Iron Ballers The Sucked Out Lamez Threat Of The Singer ChunderHo - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:52pm | ||
Anonymous | okay, so they're not in Victoria anymore, but still: Fan Tan Alley : Man Fan Rally see also: Armhair Picnics - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 4:37pm | ||
Mr. Hell User Info... | C'mon. Why haven't I seen Streetwalker Seven or Poopusher Seven. Let's get evil and nasty with this. Oh, not just on us either. hehe - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:01pm | ||
Anonymous | the rear end sniffers - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:09pm | ||
Anonymous | the rod up theirbummers - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:10pm | ||
Ty Stranglehold User Info... | Sweetlogs - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:58pm | ||
Anonymous | Explosive Wind Disorder - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 7:37pm | ||
25cent | Mr.hell sucked seven cocks fudge packer seven. bram and his gay little metal band. cookie monster five the guy with the beat red face and his long haired clowns you asked! - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 7:48pm | ||
Anonymous | junkie anus finger - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 7:58pm | ||
Anonymous | money.........not! - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 8:03pm | ||
Anonymous | and the winner is - SWEETLOGS by ty wangholder - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 9:21pm | ||
Anonymous | Breath of the end Mon and the buttfuckers swallow my end - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:02pm | ||
Anonymous | FUCK, I'm not from Vic so I don't know a lot of these bands, but my vote is: FudgePacker Seven - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:07pm | ||
Anonymous | hahaaa, who's 25cent? those were the best - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:09pm | ||
Anonymous | I like you check out my post on my mortal fear of tiny weenies! hahaaaa, I'm having too much fun today - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:09pm | ||
Anonymous | As much as I admire these guys, everyone knows the best slag name is Hot Hot Geeks. nuf said. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 11:52pm | ||
Anonymous | ABUSIVE COWARDS (Abuse of Power) BARNYARD CHICKENS (Armchair Cynics) GIG SUCKS (Big Muff) FACE FUCK URINAL (Grace Nocturnal) THE Q SEZ (Jeffrey Sez) THE FISTFUCKERS (The Kiltlifters) HIMP (Whip) UNDERSHIRTS (Undergo) UNDERAGE (Undergo) ZEPPELIN HACK (Zappnin Black) ZEPPELIN WANTS ITS NAME BACK (Zappnin Black) - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:10am | ||
Anonymous | NO FUCKING SHOT (Moneyshot) - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:28am | ||
Anonymous | WHIMP (Whip) - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:28am | ||
Anonymous | -Check out this great local resource for musicians: Crybabyvictoria.com - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:47am | ||
The Band | ABUSIVE COWARDS (Abuse of Power) - now that's fucking funny - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:44am | ||
Criss Crass | Alcoholic White Negro Self Incested The Gayrod Iron Haulers Who's Cow? - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 4:11am | ||
Anonymous | McSwillicuddys - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:03pm | ||
Anonymous | The Leg Lifters - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:20pm | ||
Fiddy Cent | You can fine me in da' club - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:22pm | ||
Doug | My all time favourite is Paulfather (get it? their drummer's name is Paul). Fuck do they rule, though. - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:39pm | ||
Anonymous | oh....my....god.... - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:54am | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | SHIT INFECTED SWALLOW POLE ALCOHOLIC LIVER SPOTS GROSS FECAL IMPACTION BETTY URINARY TRACT INFECTION BACK ALLEY COAT HANGER ABORTIONS NoMEANS A COUPLE MORE XIMA'S DIED BLACK HAIR AND CUCUMBERS IN OUR JEANS NOCTURNAL OH WAIT THAT'S HOT HOT HEAT THE BLOODY USED TAMPONS MEATLOCKER SEVEN POUNDS OF ROTTEN HUMAN FLESH IN A BROWN WRAPPER READY TO TAKE HOME TO THE BITCH AND BRATS THE CURBSIDE WALLET SNATCHERS - Sun, 4 May 2003 10:32am | ||
Anonymous | cucmumbers in our jeans......ahhh...funny - Sun, 4 May 2003 10:53am | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | CHUNDERBLOW THE SWEATYNOBS FROM DIPPIN' INTO TOO MANY HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WITH THEIR FAKE ID'S AND LOOKIN' 23 AND SHIT AND THEY WON'T BE TOO HAPPY WITH THAT TOUGH ASS SNAILS - Sun, 4 May 2003 11:15am | ||
Anonymous | Rot Rot Feet - Sun, 4 May 2003 12:31pm | ||
Anonymous | Ralph Injected Puke Infected Milf Inflicted Self Indickdead RalphMalph Infatuated - Sun, 4 May 2003 12:44pm | ||
Anonymous | Elfin Dickhead Elf InDickFed - Sun, 4 May 2003 12:57pm | ||
Nathan User Info... | Ross, whats a chunder? haha, I have no idea and I tried looking it up. - Sun, 4 May 2003 1:20pm | ||
Anonymous | I come from the land down under, where Beer Flows and Men Chunder! Men At Work. Australian term for PUKE. - Sun, 4 May 2003 1:24pm | ||
Anonymous | i've heard it's not a cucumber.... it's all real - Sun, 4 May 2003 1:24pm | ||
Anonymous | ArmHair Picnics - Sun, 4 May 2003 2:13pm | ||
25cent | wow i must have realy offended with my last post, it seems to have vanished. - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:47pm | ||
Anonymous | alot of posts vanished when the Apache Server crashed the board. - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:49pm | ||
25cent | ah.... so i will repost - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:57pm | ||
PICK AND SHAKE | SWALLOWS END... - Sun, 4 May 2003 11:05pm | ||
Anonymous | Cheesepulveriser Ballfather Peeuke - Mon, 5 May 2003 2:45am | ||
Anonymous | wow we are so honored to be slagged! someone has heard of us. - Wed, 7 May 2003 2:02pm | ||
Anonymous | Meatlocker Seven should be "We are Fudgepacking Homosexual dick lickers" - Thu, 8 May 2003 8:43pm | ||
Mr. Hell User Info... | I guess that would work except for two minor details: a) It doesn't rhyme or sound similar in the least, which is kinda the whole point of this. and b) If you had a girlfriend (which I'm sure will never happen and even if it did...ugh, I can only imagine the horror) I could take her from you with little effort. If you have a band, we would like to have you open for us...why? Because that is all you will ever be capable of. Thanks and dog bless. - Thu, 8 May 2003 9:53pm | ||
Anonymous | you are starting to sound like that rock star aaron guy. - Thu, 8 May 2003 10:46pm | ||
Anonymous | yeah. That is kind of egoish. What if its devin townsend posting or something. haha. Or what if you opened for that guys band already? or what if he is really hot? or what if his girlfriend is really hot? That was a bold statement on your part. - Thu, 8 May 2003 11:54pm | ||
Mr. Hell User Info... | Oh yes. I forgot that everyone on here takes everything seriously and literally...as though message boards are an important part of life. I was being sarcastic and humourous as much as the individual who came up with that name for us. Lighten up people. And yes. I am notorious for having a huge ego. Just ask anyone who knows me well. - Fri, 9 May 2003 8:13am | ||
Anonymous | and huge boobs. - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:24pm | ||
Anonymous | i hate MR.HEll's skitzo posts. i think your talking things to seriously. don't have to go see your welfare worker Mr.H who cares if it don't rhyme, its just like your music. 'Front Locker Heaven' (try and guess what that is in refence to) - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:28pm | ||
Anonymous | hmmmm. oN second thought, how many welare bums post messages at 6am? - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:35pm | ||
Mr. Hell User Info... | Skitzo. That's me. Welfare. That's you. - Fri, 9 May 2003 5:20pm | ||
Troutbreath | Give em' hell Mr. Hell. I'm watching your back. - Fri, 9 May 2003 7:26pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | "pop punk rip offs with press on tattoos and potatoes in their speedos" = A.W.T. "all you can cram in your mouths, stinky obese radio rock" = Hoosegow "wood grain alcohol swilling mouthy ingrate assholes" = Shivs "hack cover band ass kissing high school nerd fuck ups" = Gallows End "been around soooo long it's about damn time we released a great record and got off our ass and toured before we forget how to play" = ML7 "we got better things to do other than learn how to play and write. okay no we don't we're just shitty" = Self Inflicted "we really really wish we were in sepultura but we aren't someone else is" = Manifest (R.I.P.) "this band is an excuse to get blind off our ass hosed and start stupid fights and act like we're better than everyone else even though we suck ass and never get any better actually we keep getting worse" = BSB13 "zellers muzak pot addicts who can't be really bothered to play shows oh wait yes we do we just forgot because all we do is poke smot" = Sweathogs - Fri, 9 May 2003 7:29pm | ||
Damocles | I heard this one on here once but it was just so damn funny I have to repeat it. "Smelly Fur Taco" - Fri, 9 May 2003 9:22pm | ||
Anonymous | SMELLY FUR TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! - Fri, 9 May 2003 11:02pm | ||
Anonymous | wow mr.h has a job, good for him. but he has to be up at six am. sucks to be you. little early to e washing dishes. - Sat, 10 May 2003 3:19am | ||
Mr. Hell User Info... | You sound like one bitter anon. Get your stub in late this month? Getting up early isn't so bad for us non-lazy people. Plus getting off work early to drive by you at the Upper Room and laugh makes it all worthwhile. How's the soup today? - Sat, 10 May 2003 8:31am | ||
Anonymous | Early riser or late partier? - Sat, 10 May 2003 10:36am | ||
Anonymous | SMELLY FART-TARDO! - Sat, 10 May 2003 11:01am | ||
Anonymous | AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa! That was dumb though. - Sat, 10 May 2003 2:04pm | ||
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