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SLAG NAMES FOR LOCAL BANDS
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josh@moneyshot
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This'll be the bible reference thread for all future slagging.
I'll start.
(As per my other post)
Moneyshot -- Monkeyshit - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:42am
ROSS B AY
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Moneyslut
A&W Teenburger
Shallow End
The Shits
Shitknocker Heaven
Self Infected - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 4:11am
Anonymous Hot Hot haircuts
King Dong
The McFuddaduddys - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 4:23am
SCHWAMO HARD HARD PENIS
YOMEANSYO
GLO-DAY BABOONS
ALCOHOLIC WHEAT GRASS
BURNSIDE BALLSMOKERS
GYMLOCKER 7
YECCCCCHHHH!!NOB - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 5:25am
clyde"THE DON"burnside the peg swallowers - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:14am
davescene
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No, it's Footlocker 8.
:) - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:27am
clydeburnside big knocker heaven - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:29am
Yar How about a blanket insult of the whole damn town:

Vicborea.
Spamich.
Fernwouldn't.
Fagford.
Dick West.
James Gay.
Croak Bay.
Bumslide.
Shitney.
Nanaimoron.

etc. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:47am
I know enufff Belt!
whooooops thats really there name! - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:52am
Anonymous McSillyputties - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 11:40am
Troutbreath King Schlong
and some guy always has to tell us about how he likes to eat monkeys, what the fuck is that? We are not a culinary food group. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 12:12pm
Anonymous Pete Locker joins ML7 on drums and they rename the band PeteLocker 7 - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 1:23pm
Anonymous Gallow's Rear End
Mealshlocker 7
Underpoo - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 2:56pm
Anonymous "Lythic EatsPOO" (Lythic Blue)
"EatCocker Heaven" (meatlocker seven)
"Little Banana" (Little Hannah)
"Shallow RearEnd" (Gallows End)
"Smelt" (belt)
"Stink Dong" (king bong)
"Gross UsedCondom" (Gross misconduct)
And "The Perish are a buncha fucking pussy ass queers" (The Perish) - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:24pm
ROSS B AY
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hee-hee..... - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:52pm
Georgie C Gallows Pole
Gaylo's End
The Gayblow Manpornications
Meatlover Semen
Smelt
Moneysnot
Gayrilla ManSoon
MallcoreFather
The Enchanted Fairies
Alcoholic Fright Gash
The GooseCow
Fat Muff
Abuse Of Flowers
Jizzy
Exhaustive Gay Dicksnorter
Gashly Cum
Gay Gay Heat
LimeBone
Sticky Christ
Within An Anus
Gaydient Bleeder
The Rod Iron Ballers
The Sucked Out Lamez
Threat Of The Singer
ChunderHo - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 3:52pm
Anonymous okay, so they're not in Victoria anymore, but still:

Fan Tan Alley : Man Fan Rally

see also: Armhair Picnics - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 4:37pm
Mr. Hell
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C'mon. Why haven't I seen Streetwalker Seven or Poopusher Seven. Let's get evil and nasty with this. Oh, not just on us either. hehe - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:01pm
Anonymous the rear end sniffers - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:09pm
Anonymous the rod up theirbummers - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:10pm
Ty Stranglehold
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Sweetlogs - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 6:58pm
Anonymous Explosive Wind Disorder - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 7:37pm
25cent Mr.hell sucked seven cocks
fudge packer seven.
bram and his gay little metal band.
cookie monster five
the guy with the beat red face and his long haired clowns

you asked! - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 7:48pm
Anonymous junkie anus finger - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 7:58pm
Anonymous money.........not! - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 8:03pm
Anonymous and the winner is - SWEETLOGS by ty wangholder - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 9:21pm
Anonymous Breath of the end

Mon and the buttfuckers swallow my end - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:02pm
Anonymous FUCK, I'm not from Vic so I don't know a lot of these bands, but my vote is:

FudgePacker Seven - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:07pm
Anonymous hahaaa, who's 25cent?
those were the best - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:09pm
Anonymous I like you
check out my post on my mortal fear of tiny weenies!

hahaaaa, I'm having too much fun today - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 10:09pm
Anonymous As much as I admire these guys, everyone knows the best slag name is Hot Hot Geeks. nuf said. - Fri, 25 Apr 2003 11:52pm
Anonymous ABUSIVE COWARDS (Abuse of Power)

BARNYARD CHICKENS (Armchair Cynics)

GIG SUCKS (Big Muff)

FACE FUCK URINAL (Grace Nocturnal)

THE Q SEZ (Jeffrey Sez)

THE FISTFUCKERS (The Kiltlifters)
HIMP (Whip)

UNDERSHIRTS (Undergo)

UNDERAGE (Undergo)

ZEPPELIN HACK (Zappnin Black)

ZEPPELIN WANTS ITS NAME BACK (Zappnin Black) - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:10am
Anonymous NO FUCKING SHOT (Moneyshot) - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:28am
Anonymous WHIMP (Whip) - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:28am
Anonymous -Check out this great local resource for musicians: Crybabyvictoria.com - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 12:47am
The Band ABUSIVE COWARDS (Abuse of Power) - now that's fucking funny - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:44am
Criss Crass Alcoholic White Negro
Self Incested
The Gayrod Iron Haulers
Who's Cow? - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 4:11am
Anonymous McSwillicuddys - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:03pm
Anonymous The Leg Lifters - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:20pm
Fiddy Cent You can fine me in da' club - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:22pm
Doug My all time favourite is Paulfather (get it? their drummer's name is Paul). Fuck do they rule, though. - Sat, 26 Apr 2003 2:39pm
Anonymous oh....my....god.... - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:54am
ROSS B AY
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SHIT INFECTED
SWALLOW POLE
ALCOHOLIC LIVER SPOTS
GROSS FECAL IMPACTION
BETTY URINARY TRACT INFECTION
BACK ALLEY COAT HANGER ABORTIONS
NoMEANS A COUPLE MORE XIMA'S
DIED BLACK HAIR AND CUCUMBERS IN OUR JEANS NOCTURNAL
OH WAIT THAT'S HOT HOT HEAT
THE BLOODY USED TAMPONS
MEATLOCKER SEVEN POUNDS OF ROTTEN HUMAN FLESH IN A BROWN WRAPPER READY TO TAKE HOME TO THE BITCH AND BRATS
THE CURBSIDE WALLET SNATCHERS - Sun, 4 May 2003 10:32am
Anonymous cucmumbers in our jeans......ahhh...funny - Sun, 4 May 2003 10:53am
ROSS B AY
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CHUNDERBLOW
THE SWEATYNOBS FROM DIPPIN' INTO TOO MANY HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WITH THEIR FAKE ID'S AND LOOKIN' 23 AND SHIT AND THEY WON'T BE TOO HAPPY WITH THAT
TOUGH ASS SNAILS - Sun, 4 May 2003 11:15am
Anonymous Rot Rot Feet - Sun, 4 May 2003 12:31pm
Anonymous Ralph Injected
Puke Infected
Milf Inflicted
Self Indickdead
RalphMalph Infatuated - Sun, 4 May 2003 12:44pm
Anonymous Elfin Dickhead

Elf InDickFed - Sun, 4 May 2003 12:57pm
Nathan
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Ross, whats a chunder? haha, I have no idea and I tried looking it up. - Sun, 4 May 2003 1:20pm
Anonymous I come from the land down under, where Beer Flows and Men Chunder!

Men At Work. Australian term for PUKE. - Sun, 4 May 2003 1:24pm
Anonymous i've heard it's not a cucumber....
it's all real - Sun, 4 May 2003 1:24pm
Anonymous ArmHair Picnics - Sun, 4 May 2003 2:13pm
25cent wow i must have realy offended with my last post, it seems to have vanished. - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:47pm
Anonymous alot of posts vanished when the Apache Server crashed the board. - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:49pm
25cent ah.... so i will repost - Sun, 4 May 2003 4:57pm
PICK AND SHAKE SWALLOWS END... - Sun, 4 May 2003 11:05pm
Anonymous Cheesepulveriser
Ballfather
Peeuke - Mon, 5 May 2003 2:45am
Anonymous wow we are so honored to be slagged! someone has heard of us. - Wed, 7 May 2003 2:02pm
Anonymous Meatlocker Seven should be "We are Fudgepacking Homosexual dick lickers" - Thu, 8 May 2003 8:43pm
Mr. Hell
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I guess that would work except for two minor details:
a) It doesn't rhyme or sound similar in the least, which is kinda the whole point of this.
and
b) If you had a girlfriend (which I'm sure will never happen and even if it did...ugh, I can only imagine the horror) I could take her from you with little effort.
If you have a band, we would like to have you open for us...why? Because that is all you will ever be capable of.
Thanks and dog bless. - Thu, 8 May 2003 9:53pm
Anonymous you are starting to sound like that rock star aaron guy. - Thu, 8 May 2003 10:46pm
Anonymous yeah. That is kind of egoish. What if its devin townsend posting or something. haha. Or what if you opened for that guys band already? or what if he is really hot? or what if his girlfriend is really hot? That was a bold statement on your part. - Thu, 8 May 2003 11:54pm
Mr. Hell
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Oh yes. I forgot that everyone on here takes everything seriously and literally...as though message boards are an important part of life.
I was being sarcastic and humourous as much as the individual who came up with that name for us.
Lighten up people. And yes. I am notorious for having a huge ego. Just ask anyone who knows me well. - Fri, 9 May 2003 8:13am
Anonymous and huge boobs. - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:24pm
Anonymous i hate MR.HEll's skitzo posts. i think your talking things to seriously. don't have to go see your welfare worker Mr.H

who cares if it don't rhyme, its just like your music.
'Front Locker Heaven' (try and guess what that is in refence to) - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:28pm
Anonymous hmmmm. oN second thought, how many welare bums post messages at 6am? - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:35pm
Mr. Hell
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Skitzo. That's me.
Welfare. That's you. - Fri, 9 May 2003 5:20pm
Troutbreath Give em' hell Mr. Hell. I'm watching your back. - Fri, 9 May 2003 7:26pm
ROSS B AY
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"pop punk rip offs with press on tattoos and potatoes in their speedos" = A.W.T.

"all you can cram in your mouths, stinky obese radio rock" = Hoosegow

"wood grain alcohol swilling mouthy ingrate assholes" = Shivs

"hack cover band ass kissing high school nerd fuck ups" = Gallows End

"been around soooo long it's about damn time we released a great record and got off our ass and toured before we forget how to play" = ML7

"we got better things to do other than learn how to play and write. okay no we don't we're just shitty" = Self Inflicted

"we really really wish we were in sepultura but we aren't someone else is" = Manifest (R.I.P.)

"this band is an excuse to get blind off our ass hosed and start stupid fights and act like we're better than everyone else even though we suck ass and never get any better actually we keep getting worse" = BSB13

"zellers muzak pot addicts who can't be really bothered to play shows oh wait yes we do we just forgot because all we do is poke smot" = Sweathogs - Fri, 9 May 2003 7:29pm
Damocles I heard this one on here once but it was just so damn funny I have to repeat it. "Smelly Fur Taco" - Fri, 9 May 2003 9:22pm
Anonymous SMELLY FUR TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! - Fri, 9 May 2003 11:02pm
Anonymous wow mr.h has a job, good for him. but he has to be up at six am. sucks to be you. little early to e washing dishes. - Sat, 10 May 2003 3:19am
Mr. Hell
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You sound like one bitter anon. Get your stub in late this month?
Getting up early isn't so bad for us non-lazy people. Plus getting off work early to drive by you at the Upper Room and laugh makes it all worthwhile.
How's the soup today? - Sat, 10 May 2003 8:31am
Anonymous Early riser or late partier? - Sat, 10 May 2003 10:36am
Anonymous SMELLY FART-TARDO! - Sat, 10 May 2003 11:01am
Anonymous AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa! That was dumb though. - Sat, 10 May 2003 2:04pm
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