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who would win in a fight: a ninja or a pirate?
| Message Board > General Chitchat > who would win in a fight: a ninja or a pirate? |
| duncan User Info... | i originally had this conversation a couple months ago at a crazy party, and had it again last night with a couple members of vincat ( who, by the way, have a show this monday at the victoria event centre ). so i pose this question to whoever sees fit to answer.. who would win in a battle to the death? - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 1:04pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | obviously a ninja. c'mon a pirate is just a lazy british limey fuck. - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 1:12pm | ||
| Detroit Velvet Smooth User Info... | Pirate's are dirty fighters, cheats, and usally are packing guns. also there fellow pirates may step in. so don't count them out so early.i vote pirate. also they're usally spanish and french, the brit's couldn't sail to save there lives. the royal brits paid for the many of the early expeditions of spanish ships. k enough history must find bong now. - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 1:25pm | ||
| Tambo User Info... | Pirates are waaaaay cooler. And if I can beat up an invisible ninja, obviously a pirate can beat up a regular ninja. - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 3:43pm | ||
| x Buddy x User Info... | I would have to agree that Pirates are definately cooler, but i am gonna have to go with the Ninja on this one. - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 4:01pm | ||
| AdoptaPirate User Info... | i had a similar discusion a couple days ago, the conclusion: a pirate weds a ninja, they have a baby, half pirate, half ninja. This abomination then becomes the mightyest warrior on both land and sea, and seeks to destroy it's father (me) and mother. i wasn't drunk I swear... - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 4:14pm | ||
| john User Info... | first off... rules? are there weapons allowed? if so... what goes? CAN a pirare use his pegleg? or his parrot? cause if you think that its fair for one ninja to fight a pirate a parrot and his wooden leg then its stacked in the pirates corner. but if all weapons are equal then it is hands down the ninjas game. have you ever seen a fucking ninja walking around with a wooden leg? NO because ninja will kick the shit out of anything that even thinks about taking his leg before said leg taker knows what port hes sailing to. game. - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 7:54pm | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | Totally ninja...I base this on the fact that whenever I do something super cool like catching a live fly between two fingers (yes I have done that), or calling a freaking frog "come here froggie" and not only does it but it lets me pet it fukkin head (I have witnesses), I say "that's so ninja". Never "Arr that so pirate!" I beleive some of us have special abilities. All ninjas have this. Pirates keep losing legs and eyes and shit. Do you ever see a ninja with an eye patch? Thought not. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 12:52am | ||
| Haden User Info... | No doubt in my mind...the ninja takes all. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 5:08am | ||
| ML7Mike User Info... | Im sorry but, pirates just drink alot of booze and stumble around like some people I know.. but every now and then they raid a village and rape some women and steal some booty. Ninjas on the other hand train diligently for years, and also travel in a gang, and Im sure they dont drink very much alcohol. They probably train daily too. My money is on the ninja. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 6:25am | ||
| Ward Ensemble User Info... | I think it's highly likely that the devious (but seasick) ninja would identify with the pirates black-hearted sea scurvy ways, and recognize in them the ninja child that was themselves.... therefore compelling them to train the pirates to be more efficient drunken rapists. Then the pirates would kill them. C'mon....they're pirates. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 8:11am | ||
| The Box Drone User Info... | Not only are Ninja's cooler (come on people!) but they would undoubtedly kick ass! Hands down: Ninja - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 8:26am | ||
| lonemonk User Info... | I want to see a three-way Ninja, Pirate and Hells Angels brawl. I think the pirates and the angels would simply gang-up on the pussy little ninja business. Then it would be time to get seriously wasted! - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 8:54am | ||
| Brandon User Info... | Ninjas have self control, pirates dont. Pirates have lots of sneakyness, ninjas have more. Pirates can sail, I dont know if ninjas have ever been to sea, but its likely that they have. Pirates use rapiers, ninjas use katanas, i dont know which is better. thats all i know about either of em and i dont want to learn more. but this person has researched it in an in-depth nerdy fashon http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/journal/ninjaspirates.shtml - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 9:59am | ||
| Jesse The Malcontent User Info... | Considering the real-life pirates had such a steep history of homosexual indescretions, I think I'd be a Ninja. Probably not the best ninja, but a ninja nonetheless. If you guys dig pirates, that's cool too. I'm just not into that sort of thing. Hi-Ya! - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 11:56am | ||
| RSBF User Info... | After checking out this website, you will all want to be ninjas! mwha ah ah ah aaaaaah! http://www.realultimatepower.net/ i love this site. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 7:16pm | ||
| XY-HOOK User Info... | I knew a Pirate/ninja post would bring the butter fly out !! Ninja all the way I'll have you know ! Me mate tee if thy be judgen foks be it by grog andst havin a criminal mind ? Wee allst bee frige'n Pie rats me bucko ! - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 8:06pm | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | Ninja dude, no contest. rather rip it with the pirate, and his dirty pirate hookers. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 8:29pm | ||
| The Other Nick User Info... | pfff. Russian Teenage Mutant Cyborg Ninja Zombie-Pirates win hands down. They live off of only vodka, think they are immortal (which they are because of the zombie thing), have weird toxic powers, are made of steel and lazers, have incredible stealth and fighting skills and rape and sail their way around the world looking for booty. lets see a simple ninja or pirate beat that. I HAVE TIME TO KILL RIGHT NOW OK - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 9:02pm | ||
| Kris North User Info... | the pirate wouldn't even see it comming man. he'd be looking at water or something and boom the ninja would slice him right in half. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 9:20pm | ||
| mica User Info... | It really depends on the geographical history of the Ninja in question. A Pirate fights without honor and will use any trick in the book to defeat his enemy. A Ninja who has only taken part in raids and assasinations in Japan would have a fairly strong sense of honor and as such, respect for his enemy. If, on the other hand, he is a traveling Ninja and has taken part in Mongolian escapades, he has probably spent lots of time on the opium pipe in a large bed with a bunch of ho's in a hut down by the river. This type of living would likely chip away at the Ninja's purity and ultimately, his fighting eticate. As such, a well traveled ninja would not likely be fooled in battle with a cunning pirate, but a Ninja steeped in Japanese tradition would probably fall due to his respect for an enemy that deserves no respect. - Fri, 8 Jul 2005 6:06am | ||
| duncan User Info... | i withheld my opinion at the start to see what others had to say. but most of you are wrong. the answer is pirate. ninjas may have training, dedication, and skills, but none of those attributes hold a candle to a pirates generally well-rounded bad-assed-ness. rapiers? bandanas? moonshine? gold bullion? a big old hat? ninjas just run around in black robes with their face covered.. why? cause no one wants to be known as being a ninja. because then pirates would go kill them. - Fri, 8 Jul 2005 10:24am | ||
| john User Info... | I thought we were friends Duncan, but your reasoning really makes me question your sanity. Kris is right, that bad ass pirate and his big hat would get cut in 2 like nobody's business. - Sat, 9 Jul 2005 12:38pm | ||
| duncan User Info... | john, your the dumbest bass player ever. have you ever heard of raping and pilaging? chelloooooo, now thats street cred. ninjas would shit their pants if they knew the shit that pirates do man. and ive never seen a ninja make someone walk the plank. - Sat, 9 Jul 2005 2:57pm | ||
| AdoptaPirate User Info... | okay, i have to admit, ninja's really would pwn all pirates if they were all like beverly hills ninja (chris farley) that guys a MACHINE - Sat, 9 Jul 2005 3:07pm | ||
| Cap'n Crunch User Info... | Pirates have cannons and rifles and shit, the only projectile weapons ninjas have is throwing stars and smoke bombs. Plus ninjas wear those gay ass shoes. My money is on the pirate. - Sat, 9 Jul 2005 8:39pm | ||
| Pubert User Info... | the pirates would make the ninjas walk the plank for buggery on the high seas! plus, ninjas don't know anything about looking fer treasure. think aboot it. whacka whacka whacka! - Sat, 9 Jul 2005 11:13pm | ||
| Transgressor User Info... | obviously the pirate!! and after he finshes the fight he will flee onto his grand ship,drawing ye ol' jolly roger before setting sail across the hellish seas to the northern hemisphere buahaahwa!!! - Sun, 10 Jul 2005 9:24pm | ||
| kayleigh User Info... | Ninjas man, the pirates are always wasted, or chasin after some booty, they'd be too drunk/distracted to realize that there was a mo'fuckin ninja stalking him about to break his neck when he least expects it. Plus they have superior intellect and agility, it's pretty much Pirates have superior strength but no training, while ninjas have agility and know where ones jugular is. Plus, I mean, Kill Bill 2, you gotta admit to the coolness. - Tue, 12 Jul 2005 11:07am | ||
| Mr. Upity User Info... | Some programmers at UCLA recently came up with an AI device that perfectly replicates the characteristics of both Ninjas and Pirates. It took several years of study and meticolous code writing, but there results should conclusivly answer your question: http://www.darno.com/flash/piratevsninja.html - Tue, 12 Jul 2005 12:27pm | ||
| Detroit Velvet Smooth User Info... | so the whale killed the pirates and most likely the ninja as well. still doesn't decide anything. - Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:21am | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | Nah the ninja held his breath until his buddy the whale could get him safely back to shore. That was fukkin awesome. - Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:33am | ||
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| Mik User Info... |  Pirate metal rules. - Wed, 13 Jul 2005 8:33pm | ||
| Perpetual_Burn User Info... | Seriously, that animation just made my entire day. - Thu, 14 Jul 2005 10:45am | ||
| METALNECK User Info... | Ok what if we up the anti and have the ninjas fight ice pirates? http://www.movie-pages.com/movie/the-ice-pirates/B0006J28MS/ - Sun, 17 Jul 2005 9:41am | ||
| The Box Drone User Info... | I think that a Ninja who decided to flee the evil samurai overlords by stowing away on a pirate ship and subsequently battled his way to the top of the pirate food chain using his superior swordsmanship would be able to beat any ordinary Ninja or Pirate. - Mon, 18 Jul 2005 8:02am | ||
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