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| Harry Dick | OK, I have a band together. We are writing songs. We will be coming to a theatre near you. Thing is, we don�t yet have a name. We are four dudes and we play mellow melodic to straight in your face originals. During the short period of time that I have been visiting this site, I have come to realize that there are some very creative � and somewhat psychotic � minds posting on this board. So, I figured I might try to tap into this caldron of creativity and ask for a BAND NAME. The winner (if there is a winner) will receive one case of luke-warm beer (unopened), a Pot cookie and or brownie and a t-shirt of my choosing. PS: We also wouldn�t mind having a Keyboardist come out to jam. There is a Hammond at our rehearsal space, but none of us can play anything except ghoulish sounds on it. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 11:55am | ||
| SPIRITmockingFLESH | stiltskin.....Without the rumpel - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 11:55am | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | THE UNITARDS. Someone's gotta call their band the Unitards. Pleeeaaasse. K where's my beer? - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 4:30pm | ||
| Harry Dick | The Unitards...not bad. No beer yet though. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 5:31pm | ||
| J | The Nickel Dime Bum Show or Ambilical Cordoroy - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 5:41pm | ||
| Hank | Hick Yokel and The Chicken Picken Hippy Haters - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 5:48pm | ||
| J | A band named Sue - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 5:49pm | ||
| J | The John Wayne Impersonators - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 5:51pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Umbilical? Nah, too graphic. I knew a girl named Sue..nice, but manipulative, so ixnae on the suesnae. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 6:42pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Nothing with Nickel in it - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 6:51pm | ||
| Harry Dick | I've never really understood that whole John Wayne facination. Maybe coz I haven't watched any of his movies. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 6:52pm | ||
| Harry Dick | So far, The Unitards is taking this thing, but I'm still not sold on it. Whay the hell would anyone ever want to wear a unitard? Must be a mermaid thing. Main Entry: uni�tard Pronunciation: 'y�-n&-"t�rd Function: noun Etymology: uni- + leotard Date: 1961 : a close-fitting one-piece garment for the torso, legs, and feet, and often for the arms - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 6:55pm | ||
| zz | H2oPyros - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 6:59pm | ||
| Harry Dick | You cannot light water on fire. Sorry...no beer, no cookie and no t-shirt. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 7:10pm | ||
| zz | no shit sherlock - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 7:21pm | ||
| almost funny | Joe Coho and the Fishermans Friends - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 7:28pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Incestual Family Stone Temple Toilets Gramma's Taint Rim Crust Hollandaise The Barnyards - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 7:44pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | NaziPedophiles The Last Places Stonemonk I Beat Your Bitch Little Willy Coyote Syndrome The Hangovers 10 For The Road Fistface Conspiracy Retards with Guns Goodnight Cleveland I'm real drunk sorry - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 7:59pm | ||
| Wolfgang | borrowed from schwam... KATHLEEN TURNER OVERDRIVE JEHOVAS WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM CRACK FAGGOT UUUUH... - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:27pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Stonemonk isn't too bad and I'd love nothing more than to make fun of people with guns (behind their back of course), but we're still not there yet. Did I mention that this case of beer will be none other than "The Island's Lager". - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:29pm | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | UNITARDS!!! but here's a couple more...IRON TURBAN? DIAPER FULL OF BIBLES? CACK RACK? Unfortunately POT BELLY GOAT VENOM has already been done. Dude, the Unitards..it's gotta be done. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:41pm | ||
| J | Best name of all taime = John Couger concentration camp - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:48pm | ||
| Anonymous | the we think we are cool loser slang boys - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:48pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Crack Faggots? I don't even want to get near that. Lily_Liquor you're losing your touch. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:54pm | ||
| Harry Dick | The we think we are cool loser slang boys, sucks ass beyond belief. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:55pm | ||
| Anonymous | thats the kinda thing you like slang boy - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:57pm | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | Hey i didn't say crack faggots! How 'bout the Sandra Bollocks...nah Unitards still takes the cake. And the beer. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:58pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Kathleen Turner Overdrive is funny, but that would mean that all of our songs would have to be funny and we'd have to be funny and we'd probably have to wear dresses and flight goggles. Nah. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 8:59pm | ||
| Harry Dick | If you don't like beer, pot cookies and t-shirts FUCK OFF! And quit calling me slang boy...its Harry Dick! - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:00pm | ||
| op | shit in the pop up toaster - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:00pm | ||
| Harry Dick | And you should only ever call someone a loser to their face...to do otherwise, is nothing less than uncivilized. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:01pm | ||
| Anonymous | ok slang dick - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:03pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Have you actually shit in a pop up toaster? No beer. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:03pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Slang Dick. That is great. Kudos to you, you're a real fucking genius. No beer and free slap in the head if you so desire. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:04pm | ||
| op | na was there when i got there - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:05pm | ||
| harryslang | dickboy - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 9:28pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Thats terrible about the toaster. Who would do such a thing? Hey HarrySlang, I'm just trying to give away some beer and find a good band name. I thought it was kind of a cool idea. I'm not sure why you'd have a problem with that and I'm not sure why you feel like you need to beak off. But if you really like stirring shit up, then just name the place and time and we can meet for a beer and you can tell me all about how and why I'm pissing you off. If not, then go piss on someone elses shoes, because I'm really not interested in wasting my time with you. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 10:00pm | ||
| Harry Dick | So, as it stands The Unitards and The Stonemonks are front runners for one case of luke warm Lucky Lager, one pot cookie (made with pot butter, not powdered shake) and one t-shirt (to be chosen by me). C'mon people. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 10:23pm | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | LONG LIVE THE UNITARDS!! - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 10:27pm | ||
| Anonymous | Chico and the Van - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 10:29pm | ||
| Harry Dick | To close to Run Chico Run. No beer. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 10:41pm | ||
| Anonymous | i quite enjoyed your harry has been slightly outwitted speech.this isnt personal.good luck with your band. - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 11:09pm | ||
| Anonymous | I have a hairy dick! - Tue, 7 Jan 2003 11:19pm | ||
| spagetti | how about 4goneconclusion:) - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 2:23am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Go for the mass commercial appeal c'moooon!! The Stonemonks is very good. Plus I want the beer and the pot. - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 2:42am | ||
| Livevic Scott User Info... | Rage Against Charlie Shean or The Seniors Mudwrestling Circuit - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 1:55pm | ||
| SentencedtoBurn User Info... | 1) Stillborn Dinner Party 2) The Placid Placentas 3) Octardo and the 8 Headed Retards - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 2:10pm | ||
| Harry Dick | I'm going to have to start dipping into this beer pretty soon. And I've only got two dozen of these cookies, which cannot last forever. Charlie Sheen dated a Superstar Porn Star, lived off cocaine and booze for more than a year and is now bedding down with Denise Richards. This makes him A-OK in my books, so I cannot Rage against him. And, having witnessed two births, I cannot name my band after the after-birth. And although The Unitards and The Stonemonks are still the best posts so far, I am by no means sold on either at this point. The beer's still here. - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 2:41pm | ||
| glen stefani | saudi haggar - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 2:55pm | ||
| Anonymous | Jocko Homo Milk - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 5:47pm | ||
| jrummer | here pick one. Then bring the beer to soundgarden on sat the 11th and give it to me. I'll hitting things for TOTE http://www.newpbc.com/bandname/ - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 6:34pm | ||
| Harry Dick | The Rape Of All Good To Come? Skinned Upside Down? Lord God? Really, Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking? Cockslammed By Richard Simmons? That is one terrible site (although somewhat funny). Definately no Beer...I think you just want to see me try to bring my own case of beer into a bar; I don't think it will fit in my sleeves. Maybe if they were cans. - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 6:59pm | ||
| Harry Dick | By the way - what does "I'll hitting things for TOTE" mean? - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 6:59pm | ||
| jrummer | jrummer = drummer for TOTE = Threat of the End - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 8:16pm | ||
| ms directed | in all seriousness: the automatons - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 8:50pm | ||
| Bah | Pressure Group. Look it up in the dictionary. - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 8:55pm | ||
| Virge | Bad head. Can you bring the beer by friday? Octardo and the 8 Headed Retards?? i almost shit myself laughing... - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 9:11pm | ||
| Harry Dick | The Automatons is now a serious contender. That makes three. The Automatons, The Unitards and The Stone Monks. In answer to your question: yeah, the beer is ready to go, the pot cookie is in the freezer and the t-shirt is just waiting on a rack at value village, or the patch or some place else. The goods are ready and will be delivered as promised - once I decide on a band name. - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 9:35pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Yeah, that Octardo shit is pretty funny. - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 9:39pm | ||
| Virge | b.t.w. what is the deffinition of pressure group i am real fucking lazy here.. - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 10:02pm | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | the DECEPTICONS like from transformers. No, the Unitards is still da best...GIVE ME BEEEEEER!! - Wed, 8 Jan 2003 10:02pm | ||
| Earl | The Dog Sweaters or Nordstrom or The Summertime Shits or Caligraphy and Coke or Fanning Pussy - Thu, 9 Jan 2003 2:28am | ||
| Harry Dick | WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! Keep your eyes open and get ready for THE UNITARDS! Lily_Liquor I need to know where to distribute your prizes - early next week. - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 1:28am | ||
| Anonymous | conslangulations - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 1:32am | ||
| lily_liquor | YaaHhoooo!! That name soo needed to be used. - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 1:38am | ||
| Anonymous | I just won a whackload of music n shite from deathwish records too. Yay for me..check out http://www.flexyourhead.com and enter some contests. Ya might get lucky. - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 1:44am | ||
| lily_liquor User Info... | Oops that last one was me. ALso RomperStomper is on TV in 5 min. Yep good times. - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 1:49am | ||
| Anonymous | slang ya later hairy cunt head - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 7:14pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Like I said before - You want to talk shit, just name the place and we can speak. - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 7:46pm | ||
| Anonymous | fuck you fuck head slangaroo..im harry dick the strong name the place and time man.thats like leading the spider to the fly.bite me no beer!espeacially not with you fuck head. - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 8:24pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Pussy - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 8:52pm | ||
| Anonymous | oh woe is me! i'll never recover from your hurtful remarks.scarred for life.i'll never know your homely mug...and the feel of my fourhands and backhands slapping your face at will.you'll be ok harry life goes on. - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 9:34pm | ||
| Harry Dick | You have four hands? - Fri, 10 Jan 2003 11:49pm | ||
| helonwheels User Info... | Hee Hee, four hands. - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 12:15am | ||
| Anonymous | ya when they are wacking you 6 shots to one sure it would seem to a mathematical wiz like yourself that another human would have 4 hands.when you get your head out of your pet elephants ass "unitardoslang" make sure to hose off the chunks of shit behind your ears.ya there is a coffee shop in iran called unitardoretardo meet me at 6 pm. so we can discuss you high I.Q and so i can tremble cause im so worried you can hurt me more than i have already been hurt. I'll tell the jokes. are your computer friends impressed yet!? - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 3:46am | ||
| Anonymous | love is the greatest - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 4:09am | ||
| Anonymous | message in "wav files"for slangdickfu - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 4:39am | ||
| Anonymous | oh and slangofuck youll never hear another peep from me so write on.it was fun. - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 4:42am | ||
| Harry Dick | Whoever you are: You are pathetic. Your words are meaningless and redundant. - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 2:21pm | ||
| Slippin Lizard | You guys should do a show with Vancouver grind band TARD. - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 2:24pm | ||
| Anonymous | Dickle-crack , Pickle-Snack, Fecal-Hack , - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 2:25pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Thats not a bad idea. Tard and The Unitards - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 2:25pm | ||
| Mr CaCO3 | Well I think these are all great. Pick one at random. - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 2:32pm | ||
| Anonymous | ouch!!!!your calling me more names.you might be right? seems im addicted to this game we have been playing. but just remember my good buddy it takes 2 to SLANGO. - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 6:54pm | ||
| Harry Dick | Never another peep hey? - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 8:47pm | ||
| Anonymous | addicted to your infinite charm? - Sat, 11 Jan 2003 9:19pm | ||
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