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this is sooo funny i shit my pants
| Message Board > General Chitchat > this is sooo funny i shit my pants |
| Anonymous | The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their > >>tent and are asleep. > >>Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. > >> > >>"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto > >>replies, "Me see millions of stars." > >> > >>"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for > >>a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are > >>millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. > >> > >>Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. > >> > >>Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past > >>three. > >> > >>Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are > >>small and insignificant. > >> > >>Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. > >> > >>What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is silent for a > >>moment, then speaks: "Tonto, you dumb-ass, someone has stolen our > >>tent." > >> - Wed, 4 Dec 2002 4:06pm | ||
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